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War of the Roses Pt 1: The Smelly Condom
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War of the Roses Pt 1: The Smelly Condom

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March 11, 2025 | 00:08:13 | Leisure

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Thomas, why is it that you think that your wife is cheating on you?

00:01:43 - 00:02:00 | Speaker 7:

Well, lately I will come home from work early and I catch her remaking the bed and washing the sheets like in the middle of the day. And that's kind of weird to me since we usually only wash our bedding about every couple of weeks.

00:02:01 - 00:02:09 | Speaker 6:

Is this something new that she's doing because she wants to be more clean? Or have you asked her about, like, why she's doing it?

00:02:11 - 00:02:39 | Speaker 7:

You know, I haven't really asked her about it. I just noticed that it's a relatively new change in behavior. I also, and this is also, you know, something that's kind of stuck out in my mind is that she takes out the bedroom trash like a lot more often, you know. And what's weird about that is that that was usually like my job, you know, one of my household chores.

00:02:39 - 00:02:48 | Speaker 6:

So she's cleaning up around the house a lot more than she has cleaned up. And that in itself to you is unusual because she has not been this way before.

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she's never been this clean it's not the house it's our bedroom it isn't just that she's cleaning

00:02:53 - 00:03:25 | Speaker 6:

house more often it's the bedroom it's interesting because he also uh had mentioned that he thought about putting a ring cam in the house but he was worried about doing that because he was worried about what legally it could do that would be i i've never thought about that i wonder how many spouses will put a ring camera in their bedroom and stuff which is interesting you know um okay So I find this to be maybe not the most suspicious behavior, but also I don't live in your relationship. So I don't know what she normally is like.

00:03:25 - 00:03:38 | Speaker 1:

I think about myself and I go through spurts of like going crazy with cleaning my house. And other times it's just like a more normal routine. So I don't know. The fact that it's just the bedroom a little strange to me and not the whole house.

00:03:38 - 00:03:46 | Speaker 6:

But when she so when she does the garbage, it's just the bedroom garbage and it's not anywhere else in the house that the garbage is being taken out.

00:03:48 - 00:03:57 | Speaker 7:

Right. Right. Like she's just collecting up the trash bin from the bedroom and putting that out. You know, it's just, you know, like I said, it's just something that I used to do.

00:03:57 - 00:04:25 | Speaker 6:

Yeah. Yeah. All right. We're going to do this. We're going to see where she's going to send a dozen free roses. We're going to try to see if we can get her to send flowers out. Sometimes women don't necessarily like to do that, and we'll see what's going on here. And then if we don't get her to send the flowers, we'll obviously ask her some questions and talk to her a little bit about this. It's the War of the Roses, and we're hoping that the flowers go to Thomas. Mute your phone, okay? All right. Here we go.

00:04:37 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 1:

hello hi is this Sharon it is hi Sharon my name is Nicole I'm calling from a brand new online floral company called roses bloom calm I'm actually calling you with an offer for some free flowers if you have like under a minute to answer some survey questions we're gonna give you some a floral arrangement that you could send today totally free of charge to you

00:05:00 - 00:05:14 | Speaker 5:

um okay totally free okay do you need any of like my personal information or i'm not going to need any

00:05:14 - 00:06:29 | Speaker 4:

of your personal information um actually i have that already which is how i got your phone number but i i am going to need some information about who you want to send these flowers to and there is a little catch here and i'll get to that in just a second it's actually the promotion is geared toward men so we're trying to market some unique arrangements that more so are catered to gentlemen so is there is there a is there a man in your life that you'd maybe want to send some cool flowers to uh yeah okay yeah let me ask you the survey questions and then we'll get to all of that have you purchased flowers in the last six months sharon uh at the grocery store okay do you plan on purchasing flowers in the next six months? Uh, sure. Yes. Okay. As a thank you for participating in the survey, rosesbloom.com is now authorized to provide you with this arrangement. So I need to go ahead. I'm going to get a first name and a last name. Again, we're hoping that you'll, you'll send these to, um, a gentleman in your life. Just a first and a last name and a phone number is what i need from you first uh okay um matthew

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okay and the phone number is um two three

00:06:37 - 00:07:18 | Speaker 4:

okay and what's his relationship to you uh he is my brother okay and Sharon instead of sending a card like a standard paper card with the flowers at rosesbloom.com we like to make it a little more personal so I'm going to have you record a voice note and that is going to be texted to Matthew alerting him he has a delivery he'll be able to play this voice note and know that his sister sent him some flowers okay so you can say whatever you want. I'm just going to count you down. Uh, okay. Here we go. Three, two, one.

00:07:21 - 00:07:30 | Speaker 5:

Hi, Matthew. I just wanted to tell you how much I appreciate you and how grateful I am that

00:07:30 - 00:07:45 | Speaker 4:

you are in my life. Okay. Awesome. And Sharon, I have to let you know that this call is being recorded for quality and training purposes are you okay with that yeah okay sharon i'm

00:07:45 - 00:08:43 | Speaker 1:

going to jump on real quick and just then we'll send those flowers off um okay okay i just wanted to let you know uh because this is kind of a an odd thing to have happen but uh we are going to send the flowers to matthew but i just wanted to let you know that this is actually the mojo in the morning show and we're a radio show that was doing something where we were trying to see where somebody would send flowers and the person that was hoping that you would send them flowers unfortunately uh didn't get them but i'm sure would be happy with the fact that you're sending flowers to your brother that was kind of sweet but uh your husband thomas is on the phone and thomas was uh trying to see where you would send a dozen free roses to And Thomas You're not You're not upset that she's sending flowers to her brother Are you?

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If it was her brother I wouldn't be

00:08:48 - 00:08:53 | Speaker 1:

If it was her brother If it was her brother What do you mean by that?

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That's not the name of her brother That's That's our neighbor.

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Sharon? Just hung up the phone. That's your neighbor? Yep.

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Does she even have a brother?

00:09:21 - 00:09:26 | Speaker 2:

No, no, she doesn't have a brother. There's no other Matthew in our lives.

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Is he married or is he a single girl?

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Yeah.

00:09:29 - 00:09:40 | Speaker 1:

Wow. All right. I'm going to try to see if we can get her back on the phone. We'll see what we can do. Hold on one second.

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