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War of the Roses Pt 2: The Smelly Condom
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War of the Roses Pt 2: The Smelly Condom

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March 11, 2025 | 00:09:39 | Leisure

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mojo in the morning war of the roses just moments ago she sent flowers to a guy that she called her brother i don't know why she would say that's my brother unless she obviously didn't want to tell a person who is the telemarketing person wanting to know where you're gonna send the flowers to that it's a guy that she's hanging out with because obviously we've had it before where people just go that's somebody I'm seeing or somebody I'm dating or it's the person I'm with

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weird

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yeah it's my brother also the other thing too this is an interesting thing where he suspected they were cheating because of how she was in their bedroom, which obviously means that she's been bringing this guy to her bedroom. Has anybody ever caught their significant other cheating in their bedroom? 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Lexi, what would you do?

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Oh, I would be at that front door knocking to let that wife know, or I'd call like an HOA meeting.

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Which, what?

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Oh, you're talking about the HOA.

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Put that right on the neighborhood Facebook page.

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like there's no way i'd be going home looking at that front door knowing my you know husband or wife was baking cookies with the neighbor like that's not happening

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no way um yeah that would be that's going to be an awkward neighborhood uh right now after what just happened just a a couple of minutes ago uh dan what's up it's mojo in the morning show were the roses hi oh hi how we doing we're doing okay man what do you want to say yeah i mean it

00:03:53 - 00:04:07 | Speaker 1:

was definitely a red flag uh to get rid of the bathroom trash is like uh getting rid of your evidence of sex you can't leave used condoms and wrappers in there yeah especially if you're not

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the person that normally takes that garbage out it does seem awkward doesn't it that all of a sudden the garbage has suddenly become cleaned out and making the bed in the middle of the day

00:04:18 - 00:04:29 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's super sus. I mean, the only time we change our bedroom trash is when we have sex. You can't leave. It'll start to produce a smell.

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Okay. You didn't have to go that far. A lot of information for us. Now I know the details. We're a fruit. Tiffany, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. Where are the roses?

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Good morning.

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Morning. Morning. What's happening?

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Hey, I was just calling about the message that she left. I felt like that was a super red flag for me when she said, I'm so happy that you're in my life. I love my brother.

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but I would never say that in any types of capacity.

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That didn't tip me off at all. That didn't make me any weirder until after, you know, he had said that that's not her brother. She didn't have a brother. That, you know, okay, it's her brother.

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The message actually sounded like a message you would send to a brother. I mean, I don't know. That wasn't strange.

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I don't know what your relationship is like with your brother, but I think that, you know, it was kind of semi-sweet, but then to hear that that's not her brother and that's now the neighbor who is a married neighbor, Um, Tiffany, what do you think about them cheating in the bedroom? That's, that's gotta be a tough thing for him to deal with.

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Yes. I feel like that's the lowest of the low. I mean, cheating already in itself, it's horrible to have to deal with, but to know that's your marital bed where you sleep every night, changing the sheet, don't change the seat. I'll say that.

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Changing the sheets, don't change the seat.

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Okay, MC light. Yeah.

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thanks for the call tiffany i appreciate it i still can't get past the smell thing that was crazy what's going on amy how you doing hey great how are you guys we're doing okay by the way we're trying to get uh we got thomas uh but we're trying to see if we can get her back on the phone with us and see if uh if sharon will come back on with us to explain herself but we're

00:06:23 - 00:06:37 | Speaker 3:

running into difficulty go ahead what was your comment sharon is just dumb because what is matthew's wife gonna say when he gets a dozen long stem red roses from the female neighbor

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well this is a different flower arrangement but there's also you're right but also it's going to be sent to his phone so that was the thing that's the reason why she was doing it i think she was probably thinking that he was never going to show her are going to be sent to the house well he gets to pick where the address is on this that's kind of the deal when we do send flowers out we text that person and give them all the information and we actually send flowers from a florist of their choice so but you're right though okay you're right i mean i think that was probably the only saving grace of why she would send the flowers to him nick what's up

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it's mojo in the morning hey how's it going good man where are the roses so my theory is she's taking out the trash so much because she's meeting the neighbor outside.

00:07:23 - 00:07:29 | Speaker 1:

Okay. I never even thought about that, but I like that you got your private investigative hat on.

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There's too many ring cameras. I feel like that's more dangerous.

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They could be meeting on the side of the house. Nick, I just thought it was the whole taking out the sex kind of. The smelly condoms.

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Why wouldn't they just get rid of that at the time? I don't know. You know, she's just going to leave it in the garbage and take it later. I mean, it could be both. But I personally think they could be meeting each other outside, a little kissy here or there or whatnot.

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You make a good point. It's almost like she wanted to get caught. The fact that she's, you know, strategically taking out the trash and it's well known that that's not normal. Or like making the bed when he's aware that she's making the bed. You'd be smarter than that, right?

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Initial B on line number eight wants to be Voiceless Guys. Hi.

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What's up, B?

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Hi.

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What's going on?

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My brother caught his wife cheating at work in their car. And he got arrested.

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Wait.

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Arrested?

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What did he do to get arrested?

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He rammed the car. Oh, bro. Two rams. Probably not the best idea.

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Wow. So he saw this and just floored his car right into it?

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Yes.

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Man.

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I mean, he has, like, he's on the news or whatever. This happened a while ago.

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What did the police do when they found out that he was ramming the car that his wife was in with another guy from her work?

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I don't know. I just caught her a whore. Wow. Yeah.

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It's interesting. I would think as a cop you'd go, okay, it's kind of understandable, although you probably shouldn't be ramming the car. Kiera, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi.

00:09:18 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 4:

hello what's up kira hey so i was agreeing with the other caller about the way that the message that she left for her brother it's not the fact that like she said i'm happy that you're in my life like i have a brother that i am very close to and that's not what that wasn't like a brotherly sisterly message so that was the first tip off to me and then second of all why would you bring trouble that close to home like why would you do that in your home in your bed that is outrageous to me i've never understood cheating in your home but the the thing is it's opportunity

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So it's the neighbor, it's close, and there's their opportunity.

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And then what if they, like, fall out or whatnot? You have to live there. That's your home. They have to live there.

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Who has to sell their home? The wife and the husband? Or this guy, Matthew, and his? You know what I mean? Like, how do you live in the same neighborhood?

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I know. Like, I would never, if I was single, I would never date someone like that lives across the street from me or in my complex. Like, that's too close to home.

00:10:30 - 00:10:34 | Speaker 7:

for comfort you've never had though a neighbor that you thought was interestingly enough the

00:10:34 - 00:10:49 | Speaker 6:

i did i did and i did not approach only because and when i say hot like fire hot but i did not approach because they live in my same complex that's a no-no yeah so it's not worth having to

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uh pick up and get a mover and all the rest of that stuff that's exactly what's about to have

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to happen because Matthew's wife is about to fly off the hinges. I know I would.

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That's the one. Yeah, that's crazy. Well, thank you, Kira. I appreciate it. Thanks for the call. War of the Roses. What is this War of the Roses title then? What do you say? A stinky carpet. The H-O-A. Should we say? I don't know. Cheated a stinky neighbor. Well, I don't know. We got to come up with some kind of a name for it. It has to have a good name. The neighbors are nymphos. Smelly condoms is good. Smelly condoms.

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But, like, can we do an audio title where it's smelly cat, but it's smelly condoms?

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Smelly condoms. Smelly condoms.

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What are they? I'm not going to finish that.

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