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Wash Your Hands Before You Pet My Dog
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Wash Your Hands Before You Pet My Dog

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November 22, 2024 | 00:15:54 | Leisure

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00:03:02 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 4:

Mojo, the morning show, home of the War of the Roses, the second date update in the Dirty on the 30. Good to have you guys here with us. I'm Mojo with Shannon, Megan, Kevin. We've got KP, Lydia, Zach all here with us. um i i want to bring up something that i i just want to get to just a quick little discussion on and i i think that uh you guys could add to this some people may think i'm a disgusting human being afterwards and then there are others that may find themselves equally as disgusting uh first off we went over to our friend's house uh and should i say their name yes maybe i will uh ryan and samantha lash love them love those guys big contributors to our breaking entering christmas wish uh they are on our board for breaking entering christmas wish they care more about the community than 99.9 of people they're awesome they're the reason why family too incredible and by the way we grant wishes go to mojos wish.org if you have a wish that you would like granted and this year we'll grant more wishes than ever so go over to their house and they have a cute dog and as i come into their house they're a take your shoes off family i knew that okay they carry around like the disinfectants with them all the time like they're constantly disinfecting themselves well they have a beautiful dog I go to pet the dog and Samantha goes and I go what she goes you have to wash your hands before you pet my dog no and I thought to myself I'm like Samantha how do you know how dirty first off I think my hands have got to be cleaner than your dog but then I found out that their dog is an inside dog not an outside dog yeah i got one of those so they don't they don't take their dog out you know outside okay and have the dog still licks its butt well they they claim that their dog must have a clean butt or something like that so then it got into a discussion, which

00:05:00 - 00:06:10 | Speaker 1:

i think that in itself was odd okay all right i had to wash my hands i washed my hands then it got into a discussion when we were having conversations with each other about well when you come home do you go right away and change your clothes the moment that you come home and i'm like no and they're like what and both of them thought it was equally weird because i thought at first it was just a samantha thing but no it's also ryan he does not he thinks that you you know there's not cleanliness in this so they they think it's weird and tell me if you think this is weird that when i come home from work chelsea does not make me take my clothes off before i lay on the couch if i lay on the couch chelsea is fine with me hey hon how you doing i take my shoes off you know in the mud room and then i the mud the mud room and then and then i uh and then i go into the kitchen and i grab a water or something or maybe something to eat quick is that next to the foyer it's right there yes right by right by the foyer and next to the butler's uh closet

00:06:10 - 00:06:16 | Speaker 4:

Oh, my family called that the foyer. For the record, he doesn't have a lot of stuff. I just want to clear that up for you.

00:06:17 - 00:06:28 | Speaker 1:

So then I lay on the couch, and Samantha and Ryan think that Chelsea should make me, what, hose off or something before I get into my own house?

00:06:28 - 00:06:34 | Speaker 3:

I don't think it's weird for you to not change your clothes before you lay on the couch. I would think it was a little strange if you laid in your bed.

00:06:34 - 00:06:36 | Speaker 1:

Yep. Oh, really? Yeah.

00:06:36 - 00:06:51 | Speaker 3:

And honestly, 50% of my reasoning is because it's just not comfortable that you would wear like what you're wearing right now into your bed. But also like I try to keep my bed like free of like all the crap that I've been around all day.

00:06:52 - 00:07:07 | Speaker 1:

But then you go change into whatever the comfort things is that you're going to go lay on your couch with or I'm sorry that you change you you lay on the couch, you change into your comfortable clothes that you're going to lay in your bed with and then you lay on the couch where

00:07:07 - 00:07:20 | Speaker 4:

your clothes were on there. Which is why I change when I get home. You do? Immediately. These are outdoor clothes, baby. I have no idea what's on them. You are not getting on my couch. You are not getting in my bed. I guess not that I think about it. I mean, everybody knows I change my

00:07:20 - 00:07:29 | Speaker 3:

underwear as soon as I get home. I guess maybe I should. I also usually, if I have time, will take a nap. So I change my pants into sweatpants anyway. And then I have another rule, which is

00:07:29 - 00:07:57 | Speaker 4:

no sitting on public transportation you can i love taking public transportation do not sit down wait what do you do you stand all the time yeah how do you people mover stand q do you hold the rail there yeah and i carry hand sanitizer with me as soon as i get out i sanitize my hands i feel that you buy boxes of it like they do uh you can buy uh here's a little fun fact for you uh bath and body works will sell their individual like a hand sanitizers and packs of 30 oh my gosh you

00:07:57 - 00:07:58 | Speaker 3:

You have a pack of 30?

00:07:58 - 00:07:59 | Speaker 1:

Yes.

00:07:59 - 00:08:01 | Speaker 4:

They're just like in my bathroom storage closet.

00:08:02 - 00:08:17 | Speaker 1:

This all just seems to me so weird. I feel like you guys have, you know, that's the reason why we had COVID. Because none of you guys had immune systems that could last. Guess who, by the way, is the last to get sick in this radio station here? Me. Me. Me.

00:08:17 - 00:08:18 | Speaker 4:

I'm never getting sick.

00:08:18 - 00:08:27 | Speaker 1:

The guy that touches everything. I touch dogs. I touch cats. I touch you. Are we addressing the fact that you had to wash your hands before touching a dog?

00:08:27 - 00:08:31 | Speaker 3:

Or are you skipping that and going to... No, no. That's part of the story we need to focus on.

00:08:31 - 00:08:34 | Speaker 1:

Hold on a second. Hold on. Crystal is on with us right now. Crystal, who are you?

00:08:35 - 00:08:50 | Speaker 2:

Hey, Mojo. I am Samantha's dog groomer. I groom Chloe for them. Okay. And I can attest to the fact how clean these people are. She never touches the ground. We're not allowed to put her on the floor at work. She does not go outside at all. Wait a second. She's always in somebody's arms. Wait. That's wild.

00:08:50 - 00:08:54 | Speaker 1:

So that's the reason why I can't touch Chloe. I can't touch Chloe without washing my hands.

00:08:55 - 00:09:13 | Speaker 2:

Yes, they are. They're very particular about how clean she is, and she's probably the cleanest dog you will ever meet. Are you serious? I used to groom Shannon's dog back in the day also. You were Aussie Pet Mobile. I miss you. What the heck happened to you? Send me your info. I can do that. I actually work right out of Royal Oak now.

00:09:13 - 00:09:23 | Speaker 1:

Shannon, I'll let you do whatever you want it to her dog, though. Question for you, though. Question. Do you have to hand sanitize yourself before you groom, Chloe? Oh, yes.

00:09:23 - 00:09:32 | Speaker 2:

You do? Oh, yes. We wash everything in between. We keep, if she's in a crate at all, we have to clean it before and after and make sure if anybody is sick.

00:09:33 - 00:09:39 | Speaker 1:

Hold on. I want to call Samantha. I want to find out. I wonder if Samantha would answer my phone if I dialed.

00:09:39 - 00:09:40 | Speaker 3:

Does she know you're talking about that?

00:09:41 - 00:09:52 | Speaker 1:

Probably not, but she's going to soon know because she's going to get the phone calls. Is there anyone else that operates in this way that you have to work with, or is this just completely out of the world?

00:09:52 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 2:

There's a few people, you know, for health reasons and stuff. We, you know, make sure that everything is clean and, you know, the dogs aren't contacting with each other and stuff.

00:10:00 - 00:10:03 | Speaker 1:

So just because, you know, for health purposes, it's safer that way.

00:10:03 - 00:10:12 | Speaker 5:

All right. I want you to do me a favor, okay? I want you to hang her for one second. By the way, do you think that Chloe is cleaner than me?

00:10:13 - 00:10:13 | Speaker 1:

Probably.

00:10:14 - 00:10:18 | Speaker 5:

That's rude. You didn't even pause for a second and say.

00:10:19 - 00:10:21 | Speaker 1:

Nope, she's the most wonderful little dog.

00:10:21 - 00:10:32 | Speaker 5:

You didn't even pause for one second and say to yourself, I don't know, maybe not. Oh, geez, what happened? How do I do this? How do I dial? Here, hold on. I think I got it right here. Hold on.

00:10:34 - 00:10:35 | Unknown:

I'm never watching.

00:10:37 - 00:10:43 | Speaker 5:

My God. Do I dial? It might be too early for her. What do I dial? Do I dial one?

00:10:44 - 00:10:46 | Speaker 6:

Nine. Nine? One, but don't put another one.

00:10:46 - 00:10:53 | Speaker 5:

Oh, okay. That's what it is. I screwed up. He just forgot to dial nine. Yeah, I did it. I screwed up.

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00:11:28 - 00:11:29 | Speaker 5:

Can you hear me? It's Mojo.

00:11:30 - 00:11:31 | Speaker 1:

Oh, what's up?

00:11:31 - 00:11:37 | Speaker 5:

Hey, I've got somebody on the phone here right now that knows you. Crystal, your dog groomer, is on the phone with us right now.

00:11:39 - 00:11:39 | Unknown:

Crystal.

00:11:39 - 00:11:40 | Speaker 1:

Hi, Sam.

00:11:40 - 00:11:48 | Speaker 5:

And I was talking about how offended I am that you make me wash my hands before I touch Chloe.

00:11:50 - 00:11:51 | Speaker 1:

Is that a surprise?

00:11:51 - 00:11:56 | Speaker 5:

Well, no. Crystal actually says that my hands are dirty and I should be washing my hands before I touch anything.

00:11:56 - 00:12:10 | Speaker 1:

so exactly good I'm so happy to hear that but but he was but he was curious if you were really that clean about your dog and I said she very much is yeah and she said that Chloe is the cleanest dog

00:12:10 - 00:12:29 | Speaker 5:

that she's ever washed but here's the story Samantha I want you to know this Crystal is now going to groom me so you and if you don't get a referral for that then I'm going to be very upset, Crystal. Do you give referrals for people? Sure. Do you ever groom humans at all?

00:12:30 - 00:12:32 | Speaker 1:

No. No? Just dogs.

00:12:33 - 00:12:35 | Speaker 5:

Okay. Alright. Well, listen.

00:12:35 - 00:12:39 | Speaker 1:

Is Chloe the cutest puppy you've ever seen? Chloe is the most perfect

00:12:39 - 00:12:46 | Speaker 5:

cutest puppy in the world. Oh, Christ. Wait. And you know what? Crystal has groomed Charlie, so that is over Charlie. Charlie just got beat out by Chloe.

00:12:47 - 00:12:53 | Speaker 1:

That's okay. She's a sweet little doll. Samantha, get

00:12:53 - 00:12:57 | Speaker 5:

ready to get a lot of phone calls today because I was talking about how offended I was about this.

00:12:58 - 00:13:02 | Speaker 1:

Perfect. No offense at all, Samantha. We love you to death.

00:13:02 - 00:13:12 | Speaker 5:

Keep that busy. I'll talk to you later, Samantha. I'll see you. Tell everybody I said hi. What's going on, AP? Hi, it's Mojo.

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Hey, good morning, Mojo.

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What's happening?

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Have nothing much. Head of House of Work, TGIF.

00:13:21 - 00:13:53 | Speaker 4:

yes yes yes i am the same exact way even my kids know when they come home take off your school clothes or outside clothes and change before you sit on my sofa getting your beds etc it's so bad that my kids will not go to certain people houses in the family because they will literally be outside all day sit on the sofa and like lay in their beds and my kids is like absolutely not

00:13:53 - 00:13:58 | Speaker 5:

it's not tolerated in mom's house so but don't you understand that germs are good you're supposed

00:13:58 - 00:14:05 | Speaker 4:

to have germs yeah but you don't want to sleep or sit in your germs like that's just nasty oh i sit

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in my germs all the time you got to see me right now i just germed it up a little bit ago oh well

00:14:11 - 00:14:16 | Speaker 4:

Go ahead, Mojo. You got the money to do it, man. You got the money to do it.

00:14:17 - 00:14:19 | Speaker 5:

What's up, Naz? How you doing?

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Yes.

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Okay, quick question, and this is no offense to anyone because I'm a shoes-off in the house kind of girl.

00:14:33 - 00:14:33 | Speaker 5:

Yeah.

00:14:33 - 00:14:45 | Speaker 2:

But how do these people have, like, parties or, like, holidays? Are they giving people, like, pajamas at the door? when they come over? All my friends do this.

00:14:45 - 00:14:51 | Speaker 5:

All my friends make me take my shoes off at their front door, and I find it weird that I have to walk around with my dirty socks on.

00:14:52 - 00:14:59 | Speaker 6:

It's because we're Arabs. Get over it. For me personally, if I'm having a party for Thanksgiving,

00:15:00 - 00:15:11 | Speaker 8:

I won't make anybody take off their shoes. Nobody's changing their clothes. Everybody's allowed to sit on my couch. But when you leave, I'm going to do a really big deep clean. I'm going to, like, scrub my floors and clean my couch.

00:15:12 - 00:15:14 | Speaker 4:

That makes me feel like I also live downtown.

00:15:14 - 00:15:20 | Speaker 8:

Like, this is gross, but, like, people pee in the streets. I don't want that all over my stuff.

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Now you're making me gross.

00:15:22 - 00:15:26 | Speaker 8:

It's okay to have people take their shoes off. No, it's okay to have people take their shoes off, Megan.

00:15:26 - 00:15:37 | Speaker 7:

Get some, like, cheap slippers. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you're a visitor and you're going to somebody's house,

00:15:38 - 00:15:47 | Speaker 3:

my expectation is that they're going to want me to take my shoes off. So I try to consciously make sure I'm not wearing dirty socks. But a simple fact that I'm probably going to have to take my shoes off.

00:15:47 - 00:15:54 | Speaker 8:

I always take my shoes off too, but I get so happy when someone's like, no, no, no, no, don't worry about it. My shoes were scrapped with this outfit.

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Thanks for the call. I appreciate it. Hold on. I'm going to voice disguise you. I want to make sure this thing works, though. Are you there, Ashley?

00:16:03 - 00:16:03 | Unknown:

I'm here.

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Good morning. Good morning. Ashley, good morning. You want to be voice disguised?

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Yeah.

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What's the story?

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So the video of the toy boxes are...

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It's really... It's almost too voice disguised where I can't understand what you're saying. What did you say?

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Hold on one second.

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You know what? Hold on a second.

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Can you bring the voice disguiser, like, down a little bit?

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I don't have control over that, I don't think. You there?

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Yeah, I could.

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Oh, no, that's a regular voice. No.

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I think we're going to have to work on that.

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I think we have to pull back on the voice disguiser.

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How bad is he?

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Don't tell him.

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Yeah, can you do it in a regular voice or no?

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Okay.

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All right, in regular voice, not voice disguised, because our voice disguiser is too hard. What's up, Ashley?

00:16:56 - 00:17:10 | Speaker 7:

Okay, so the city of Detroit buses are bedbugs-free. I am an exterminator. I work for a company that takes care of them. I wouldn't trust any other city.

00:17:10 - 00:17:11 | Speaker 4:

Oh, really?

00:17:11 - 00:17:12 | Speaker 7:

That was quick.

00:17:12 - 00:17:21 | Speaker 4:

You're saying, so the whole idea that Megan, when she goes on those buses, does not touch anything is probably a smart thing. But can't you get them even just being on them?

00:17:21 - 00:17:30 | Speaker 7:

you would have to come in contact with the seat that the bug is on wow so you're saying that there

00:17:30 - 00:17:50 | Speaker 4:

are certain buses outside of the city of detroit you're saying that we could could potentially be taking that have bed bugs on them yeah why am i actually crazy and then somebody from like an extermination company calls in and they're like oh well uh christine what's up it's mojo

00:17:50 - 00:18:13 | Speaker 6:

in the morning i um i was just gonna share that i work for the university of michigan and we have these therapy dogs that we bring to some of our groups and as part of like infection control protocol you have to sanitize your hand before petting the dog okay so and sanitize at the end

00:18:13 - 00:18:17 | Speaker 4:

So my friends are not crazy in the fact that they do that.

00:18:19 - 00:18:35 | Speaker 6:

I mean, I think it's a little bit extreme personally. Like, I don't sanitize my hand before petting my dog. But I guess to be, I don't know, infection control protocol, that's what you're supposed to do.

00:18:35 - 00:18:46 | Speaker 4:

That's U of M certified. All right. Well, listen, I just want you to know that during this entire conversation, I literally had my hands in my nose, my pants, it's all over the place.

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That's every conversation.

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