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Wash Your Towels, People!
Mojo In The Morning

Wash Your Towels, People!

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June 19, 2023 | 00:07:24 | Leisure

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When you go and do the ooh, that's usually the look when I take my shirt off at the pool. when the pool opens up on Memorial Day.

00:01:57 - 00:02:00 | Speaker 6:

I know this is a lie because you don't take your shirt off.

00:02:00 - 00:02:02 | Speaker 4:

I know, you're right. But that was a good joke though, wasn't it?

00:02:02 - 00:02:03 | Speaker 6:

It was a good joke.

00:02:03 - 00:02:22 | Speaker 4:

Can I ask you guys a question? How long do you keep the same towel or do you not keep the same towel? I'm like a person that likes to reuse my towel because when a towel gets put through the wash, I always feel like it's a great towel to have. But a day later, the towel's even just as good.

00:02:23 - 00:02:24 | Speaker 6:

I'm a two or three day-er.

00:02:24 - 00:02:25 | Speaker 4:

Are you really?

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Yeah. Me too. Yeah. Really?

00:02:27 - 00:02:30 | Speaker 4:

I thought Shannon, you would be like a once a time.

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Is it gross?

00:02:32 - 00:02:34 | Speaker 4:

You go three days? I won't go more than two days.

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Sometimes three days. Yeah, sure.

00:02:36 - 00:02:39 | Speaker 4:

Really? Depends. What about you, Megan? Are you more than that?

00:02:39 - 00:02:47 | Speaker 6:

I have like 10 towels, so I just grab a new one every time. Do you? That's actually what you're supposed to do. You're not supposed to even reuse towels. I'm just really lazy.

00:02:47 - 00:02:49 | Speaker 4:

You're not supposed to?

00:02:49 - 00:02:51 | Speaker 6:

I don't think you're supposed to reuse towels more than one time. Okay.

00:02:51 - 00:03:08 | Speaker 7:

To be fair, my routine is use it to clean yourself after a shower. And then it's usually like in the bathroom just in case I need a spare towel, which doesn't get used. And then it gets moved into my bedroom for when I self tan, I stand on it so I don't ruin my floors. Okay. So there's a whole lifespan. That's not a bad idea.

00:03:08 - 00:03:12 | Speaker 4:

You take your towel and make it your floor towel then for a little bit.

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Yeah. Yeah.

00:03:12 - 00:03:17 | Speaker 4:

Okay. So what was the one the other day you asked us in the studio, Shannon, about reusing it?

00:03:17 - 00:03:41 | Speaker 6:

So it was pajamas. Okay. How many days or how many nights, excuse me, in a row do you wear the same pair of pajamas? because for whatever reason, we all, and I'm including myself in here, we all think of pajamas as different from clothing. Of course, if you wear a shirt, for the most part, you're throwing it in the laundry after you wear it, right? But with pajamas, I know I go more than one day sometimes with my pajamas.

00:03:41 - 00:03:43 | Speaker 7:

There's something cozy about your pajamas.

00:03:43 - 00:03:46 | Speaker 6:

And if it's sweatpants, I might go more than two days.

00:03:46 - 00:03:54 | Speaker 7:

I shower before I go to sleep, so I'm clean getting into the clothes. So I think if I don't get warm throughout the night, they're clean.

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right? They're still clean. All right. So 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. We want to see how dirty you MFers are and ask you this question. So I'm looking up here right now, how many times before you can wash or have to wash? According to, this is done by some university that had their bacterial department go through it according to them they say towels once that's it that you need to wash it after once so shannon you were right on that one jeans here we go with this one because we talked about this a long time i mean i i'll go sometimes weeks without washing my jeans which is good they say two to three times and you should wash your jeans no no no i think you ruin them i

00:04:45 - 00:04:53 | Speaker 6:

think they're done after that the only time i would wash my jeans after like one or two wears is if i go to like a restaurant for example and i smell like that restaurant yeah then i throw them

00:04:53 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 4:

in pajamas uh-oh shannon they're saying that you should not wear and re-wear

00:05:00 - 00:05:15 | Speaker 3:

your pajamas at all because they say at night is when you let out the most bacteria especially if especially if oh jeez uh-oh i started uh-oh i spilled something oh god oh no oh no hold on

00:05:15 - 00:05:27 | Speaker 5:

you're the reason why when we move studios we can't and you know what in the studio nope no drinks either now it's dramatic okay no coffee well just a little bit i'm not kidding you

00:05:27 - 00:05:42 | Speaker 3:

jeez I'm dabbing it I'm not even gonna be able to and the boss is coming in here in a second here to play a contest with us um they're saying as far as pajamas are concerned the reason why you want to make sure that you don't wear and then re-wear yeah is because you shouldn't be wearing

00:05:42 - 00:05:48 | Speaker 4:

underwear so you should not don't wear underwear you should not sleep with underwear on air it out

00:05:48 - 00:05:55 | Speaker 5:

you got it and Megan absolutely not if you're you don't wear underwear yeah I wear underwear

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When you sleep, you really are not supposed to.

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Okay, I really don't care.

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No, I know, I'm just saying.

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Some people actually have bedtime underwear.

00:06:04 - 00:06:07 | Speaker 5:

Are you ready for this? I sleep in an underwire bra.

00:06:08 - 00:06:09 | Speaker 3:

Oh, my God, that sounds uncomfortable.

00:06:10 - 00:06:15 | Speaker 5:

Okay, try sleeping with these boobs without support. They pull you over. You'll be laying on the side of the bed and then all of a sudden.

00:06:15 - 00:06:18 | Speaker 2:

They look like 36 Ds to me.

00:06:18 - 00:06:25 | Speaker 5:

Megan, the picture of you just rolling onto the floor. Y'all see the slinky? That's why my boobs are like no underwire.

00:06:27 - 00:06:29 | Speaker 3:

Melanie, what's going on?

00:06:29 - 00:06:31 | Speaker 7:

Good morning. How are you?

00:06:31 - 00:06:35 | Speaker 3:

We're good, Melanie. We're talking about how often do you wear before washing?

00:06:36 - 00:06:56 | Speaker 7:

Oh, well, I left the man about a year ago, and he wore the same socks every day. I literally had to, like, confiscate the socks when he took them off at night so that he wouldn't re-wear them. If I didn't, like, tell him to change his socks, I don't think he'd ever change them.

00:06:56 - 00:07:01 | Speaker 4:

Now, that, to me, will get stinky, because for sure your feet get sweaty no matter what. Oh, nasty.

00:07:01 - 00:07:09 | Speaker 7:

Oh, yeah, his feet were nasty to begin with, and that's just one of the many things. He liked to pee in the sink, too. Wait, what? What?

00:07:09 - 00:07:11 | Speaker 5:

Guys. Why?

00:07:11 - 00:07:21 | Speaker 7:

Why not the toilet? Dude, I have no idea. I caught him once, and then we moved a couple times, and I'm like, dude, stop peeing in the sink. It smells like ass.

00:07:22 - 00:07:25 | Speaker 3:

I was like, actually, if his ass smells like that.

00:07:26 - 00:07:31 | Speaker 7:

Dude, he wouldn't clean up after himself. He's an ex. That's why he's an ex.

00:07:31 - 00:07:32 | Speaker 3:

Wow. Wait, let me guess.

00:07:32 - 00:07:53 | Speaker 7:

Was he a mama's boy? No, he just lied about a lot. He lied to his friends about his age. He lied to everybody about, I mean, he had multiple Facebook accounts pretending that these were his friends. Oh, my God. The stuff that I have that I still have all in my cloud, it's crazy.

00:07:53 - 00:07:58 | Speaker 3:

Where do you meet a guy that never changes his socks and pees in the sink?

00:07:59 - 00:08:02 | Speaker 7:

Oh, Jesus Christ. I met him on Facebook dating. Oh, no.

00:08:02 - 00:08:06 | Speaker 3:

There you go. There's an ad for Facebook dating. Try it today. What's up, Morgan?

00:08:08 - 00:08:18 | Speaker 6:

Hey, yeah. So for pajamas, wearing a shirt a couple days in a row is fine. But if you don't wear underwear so bad And you don't change your pants That is so crusty

00:08:18 - 00:08:26 | Speaker 5:

That just depends No That's booty juices That's crusty

00:08:26 - 00:08:35 | Speaker 3:

Honestly I think that you should air those things out Megan You should air out top and bottom

00:08:35 - 00:08:43 | Speaker 5:

Okay well first of all you have no idea To walk around with toddlers on your chest So once you do then I'll start taking your opinions On sleeping in broad He has an idea

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I had to get you back

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Slim's been hanging out with us For like the morning here And I'm going to say this to you I'm never allowing you to ever come in our building Ever again The next time that you come Will be my funeral That will be it You're not allowed here Talking about my man boobs

00:09:06 - 00:09:08 | Speaker 4:

They're called moobs

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