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We Have No Turkey for our Turkey Shoot
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We Have No Turkey for our Turkey Shoot

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November 22, 2024 | 00:13:34 | Leisure

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00:02:43 - 00:03:59 | Speaker 5:

Next week on the show, we have tickets to go see the Lions play on Thanksgiving. Big nationally televised game on CBS with Shabuzi performing at halftime. But we have a problem, guys, and this is not a good problem. Our turkey got a job. I know this sounds weird, but the Mojo in the Morning show turkey for our turkey shoot was Mojo in the Morning misfit Victor. And I don't know if you guys know this story, but Victor, Misfit Victor, is now actually working like an honest job, like a legit job. Before, he used to have his own family restaurant and stuff like that and work for himself. So he didn't have to worry about hours and what was going on as far as showing up or not showing up to work. He could have somebody cover for him. And so he called up Lydia and said, hey, I can't be the turkey. And he only gave us like, I don't know, like a couple of weeks notice. And we haven't found anybody to be a turkey.

00:04:00 - 00:04:05 | Speaker 7:

It's tradition. And it's also the inaugural turkey shoot in our new studio.

00:04:05 - 00:04:48 | Speaker 5:

Yes. And it's kind of scaring me because I love Victor so much. And I don't ever want to have him not be our turkey. But I also know that he's got a job and I don't want him to like lose his job. And I'll be honest with you. I don't like this job that Victor has because it has cut into my friendship with him. Before I could call him at all times. Now I get these messages from him. Can't talk. I'm at work. You know, I'll call you when I'm on my break, you know, stuff like that. And it's not been fun to have Victor as a friend anymore. Like, I miss the old Victor and I want him back. Victor? Oh, hold on. See, this is what happens now. When I try to call him, this is what ends up happening.

00:04:48 - 00:04:49 | Speaker 1:

Just hanging up on you?

00:04:50 - 00:04:50 | Speaker 5:

What's that?

00:04:50 - 00:04:51 | Speaker 1:

He's just hanging up on you?

00:04:52 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 5:

No, it's a, there's some kind of a, there's something where he might be at work and he might actually be doing his thing.

00:05:00 - 00:06:19 | Speaker 1:

your phone is configured oh it says i can't make a call on on this thing hold on i'll call him on the uh the station line here so uh hey zach will you go i've got a bunch of friends coming here will you go uh um grab my uh my buddy at the front desk zach just brought in a crazy like baskets yeah somebody brought it is that a gift basket that's the biggest gift basket i could take a bath in there what is that okay it's a gift basket here holy crap are you serious we just got a gift basket from uh that's insane somebody that we know and that we love something else is here too hold on well let's well let's concentrate on this everybody stay outside until we're uh say i see you guys hang on one second i want to get to one thought at one time we can't we got to by the way this window is going to be irritating everybody's got to understand we got to wait till we were done with breaks don't acknowledge until the end but this one I like knowledge Oh Joe in the morning congratulations on your new studio this is for everybody to put everybody's name on here and goes on talking about how we do so much for so many people and we care for so many people it is an honor for me to also be able to care for you guys and keep you guys healthy keep on doing what you're doing you're an amazing team and go Lions

00:06:19 - 00:06:28 | Speaker 2:

dr mark warner is that amazing thank you he is the greatest man in the world we love you dr

00:06:28 - 00:06:56 | Speaker 1:

warner the best doctor in the world he's the reason i'm here right now yeah he's he's seriously a sweetheart hold on victor is on the phone are you on a break from your job right now no no dude i just got here what's going on victor i'm i'm talking about how i hate this new job of yours and i need you to either get a new job where the person's a huge mojo in the morning listener start your own business or just be unemployed and collect unemployment

00:06:56 - 00:07:05 | Speaker 2:

well i like all three uh choices but uh no i don't know i don't know what my boss listens to

00:07:05 - 00:07:12 | Speaker 1:

i don't know him that well so so how long have you been working for this company and first off what what do you do i don't even know what you do for a living i was just gonna ask that

00:07:12 - 00:07:23 | Speaker 2:

I don't know what I do either. I just, I mean, I don't know. I've been here since the first week of October. Okay. Or as my cousin would say, October.

00:07:25 - 00:07:28 | Speaker 1:

Your Albanian cousin calls it October?

00:07:29 - 00:07:30 | Speaker 2:

October, yeah.

00:07:30 - 00:07:41 | Speaker 1:

Okay, so you started working at this job ever since you guys sold Lulu's, and you cannot be our turkey because you can't take a day off from work or we can't get, like, a morning off?

00:07:41 - 00:08:16 | Speaker 2:

Yes. I am devastated. I was so looking forward to getting shot with 600 people. I call total BS on this story. I am heartbroken. I had to let my family know, and my son cried, and everybody was so upset. And it's even tough for me to talk about it right now. Are you serious? I can hear the heartbreak in your voice. Could you tell us a little bit more about it? Can you play in the arms of an angel in the background?

00:08:18 - 00:08:22 | Speaker 1:

Victor, you told me, he texted me last night.

00:08:22 - 00:08:27 | Speaker 2:

I came up on my Alexa, my Amazon show yesterday.

00:08:27 - 00:08:28 | Speaker 1:

Yeah.

00:08:28 - 00:08:33 | Speaker 2:

And my son was like, oh, let's watch it again. Let's watch it again. I'm like, no, let's not watch it again.

00:08:35 - 00:09:09 | Speaker 1:

You're the best turkey, man. So let me say, it's been the year anniversary of you as the turkey, and you were so great at this. You are such a sport on the deal. My, I actually have memes of you that are so great. And then yesterday I text you about the turkey thing. And you said, if there's any way that we could convince your boss to let you have a moment, maybe you could do this. Give me your boss's number and I'll have Dr. Warner, who just sent us this nice gift, get you off. Like what, what kind of work? We know that. What is it?

00:09:10 - 00:09:10 | Speaker 2:

No, no, no.

00:09:10 - 00:09:15 | Speaker 1:

Kevin has rubbed off on all of us. Question.

00:09:15 - 00:09:23 | Speaker 2:

Like his personality. Yeah. Shannon! What? I need to be very clear with you all.

00:09:24 - 00:09:38 | Speaker 1:

Victor. Yes. Victor. What if we were to call your boss? Like, you said your boss, you don't even know what he listens to. Maybe he listens to us and he just doesn't know that you're Misfit Victor working for him.

00:09:38 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 2:

well i asked his name is casey i asked him today and uh our phone lines are down yeah and they probably won't be fixed till wednesday afternoon so this is actually such a treasure you don't want to do this you don't want to do this we were we were hacked by uh russians you're such

00:10:00 - 00:10:14 | Speaker 4:

Hold on a second. Nobody gobble-gobbles like Victor, bro. Trent, what's going on, Trent? What's going on? Hey, what's up, buddy? I'm just seeing if you guys are looking to trade tickets for a turkey. Oh, wait. So you would let us shoot you if we gave you tickets?

00:10:15 - 00:10:16 | Speaker 2:

For sure.

00:10:16 - 00:10:17 | Speaker 1:

Okay, I have a question. Wait, stop.

00:10:17 - 00:10:18 | Speaker 4:

This is interesting.

00:10:18 - 00:10:20 | Speaker 1:

We need to hear your best gobble-gobble.

00:10:22 - 00:10:23 | Speaker 2:

My best gobble-gobble.

00:10:23 - 00:10:26 | Speaker 1:

Because that's part of it. Gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble. There you go. Oh, that's pretty good.

00:10:27 - 00:10:30 | Speaker 4:

That's actually not bad at all. Victor, you may have lost your job.

00:10:30 - 00:10:32 | Speaker 2:

I think he's got it. I think that's perfect.

00:10:33 - 00:10:37 | Speaker 4:

No, Victor, but the reason we like that you are the one getting shot.

00:10:37 - 00:10:41 | Speaker 2:

That's more than I got last year. What did I win last year? I forgot. Hold on. Let me check.

00:10:41 - 00:10:42 | Unknown:

Nothing.

00:10:43 - 00:10:56 | Speaker 4:

Victor, you understand, though, that it was something that could be a tradition that we could carry on forever and have moments where we all look back on the pictures from year number one, two, three, four, five, six.

00:10:56 - 00:11:12 | Speaker 2:

Or as Mike would say, moment like this. See, this is why. Last year, though, reliving the videos was when Bianca was following me with a camera going, hey, Misfit Steve, what do you think about this guy?

00:11:12 - 00:11:19 | Speaker 4:

That is so true. What's going on? How you doing, Liv? What's happening?

00:11:20 - 00:11:21 | Speaker 1:

I'm doing good.

00:11:22 - 00:11:26 | Speaker 4:

Liv, you're on with Misfit Victor.

00:11:27 - 00:11:28 | Speaker 2:

I'm on the phone.

00:11:28 - 00:11:39 | Speaker 4:

Hold on. Trent, who did you just say shut up to? What's that? Who did you just tell to shut up?

00:11:40 - 00:11:42 | Speaker 2:

I didn't say shut up to anybody.

00:11:42 - 00:11:44 | Speaker 4:

Who was it that said shut up? Was that Victor?

00:11:45 - 00:11:49 | Speaker 2:

No. Yes. Just go ahead with the caller.

00:11:50 - 00:11:53 | Speaker 4:

Who did you say shut up to? Was that Trent or Victor?

00:11:54 - 00:11:56 | Speaker 2:

One of the voices in my head.

00:11:56 - 00:12:51 | Speaker 4:

okay all right all right so so uh liv are you there elizabeth elizabeth hi what's going on i said i would be your turkey if i can go to the lions game okay so there are people here's the problem with this legally we thought the first year that we do this thing that we would do we'll shoot you for the tickets but the the the uh legal department here said no they would not allowed to happen so the only way that we could get somebody to do this is if it's either a hired person of the show or somebody that we know wouldn't sue us which i'll be honest with you i don't even know if victor is somebody i wouldn't know would sue me i would think he would no no i will draft an ironclad waiver of liability listen i i would love i would love for you to be

00:12:51 - 00:13:03 | Speaker 1:

able to do it but i unfortunately can't okay well wait then can i ask questions follow-up questions here sure so what what's in it for the person if they're an employee if they agreed to do it well

00:13:03 - 00:13:26 | Speaker 4:

it's that just that they do it to make good radio to make it i already asked if i could do it years ago and they said no no to the ladies it would be first off it is 2024 and we all want we all want women to get back that was a couple years ago now you wouldn't do it okay uh but no they They thought that was a bad idea, too. So I don't know. Jason, what are your thoughts on this?

00:13:26 - 00:13:35 | Speaker 2:

You know who would be perfect? Wes would be perfect. Because he'd be doing like the Matrix bending over backwards, flipping upside down. He's like a ninja warrior. Wes? Wes would be perfect.

00:13:36 - 00:13:46 | Speaker 4:

Okay, yeah. Shannon maybe will be the person that has to do the shooting, though. And we got to give them a couple of years, and then we'll see how that goes. Lauren, are you there?

00:13:47 - 00:13:47 | Speaker 1:

Thank you.

00:13:48 - 00:13:52 | Speaker 4:

Lauren. I'm not Lauren. I'm sorry. Jason, Jason, Jason.

00:13:53 - 00:13:55 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, Cav needs to be the turkey.

00:13:55 - 00:13:55 | Speaker 4:

Cav.

00:13:56 - 00:14:24 | Speaker 3:

Yes. Jason, listen, I volunteer, but, and this is going to sound like an excuse, but it is my reality. I have asthma. And the best thing about being a turkey, listen, see, they don't even let you finish. They don't even let you finish. The crazy, the thing is, what made Victor special is he could run around. Yeah. I'm not going to be able to do that. But I did say, if we can get a little moped, or if I could get on one of those birds, then I would do it.

00:14:25 - 00:14:28 | Speaker 4:

Give me a little moped. Honestly, it would be funny.

00:14:28 - 00:14:52 | Speaker 3:

Get one of those small trampolines, and you can jump on that. No. Give me one of those little baby motorcycles, and give me the turkey suit, and let's go. If I can source a Barbie Jeep. Low key. Yeah. Wait. What? What about a one wheel? Look. Give me one of them a little motorized Barbie Jeeps and let's get it. Or a Razor scooter.

00:14:52 - 00:14:52 | Speaker 4:

All right.

00:14:52 - 00:14:54 | Speaker 3:

I have them. I have two of them.

00:14:54 - 00:15:00 | Speaker 4:

Why don't we do this? Why don't we try to figure out if we can.

00:15:00 - 00:15:14 | Speaker 6:

get victor to be part of this and if we can't hold on one second let me let me ask casey real quick hey casey can i absolutely not get back to work casey sounds a lot like victor rough here they don't mess around here at all

00:15:14 - 00:15:21 | Speaker 5:

oh my god this is great i'm calling is that is it really casey i'm gonna find out funny that that

00:15:21 - 00:15:28 | Speaker 6:

kev kev doesn't have asthma wings rubbing up and down the uh stadium at little caesars games That is true.

00:15:29 - 00:15:33 | Speaker 5:

That is true. Victor, we're friends. Let's stay that way.

00:15:34 - 00:15:34 | Speaker 6:

Okay, brother.

00:15:37 - 00:15:45 | Speaker 5:

All right. Victor, we're going to figure this thing out, and we've got to figure out how to do this. But next week is supposed to be our turkey shoot. It's supposed to be on Tuesday of next week.

00:15:46 - 00:15:49 | Speaker 6:

I'll work on it. I'll see what I can do here.

00:15:49 - 00:16:06 | Speaker 5:

And again, this is not just for the turkey shoot. I don't like the idea that I call you up randomly, and you have to say, I'll call you on my next break. You never did that at Lulu's. I should have bought Lulu's. It never worked. If I would have bought Lulu's, you'd still be there right now, and it would be you working for me.

00:16:07 - 00:16:09 | Speaker 6:

No, I'd be in bed right now still.

00:16:09 - 00:16:16 | Speaker 5:

That is true. We wouldn't be open but an hour a day when I wanted to go eat. All right, I'll talk to you later, buddy. All right, bye.

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