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Mojo In The Morning

We are NOT Country Radio DJs

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June 29, 2023 | 00:09:57 | Leisure

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00:00:00 - 00:00:09 | Speaker 9:

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00:01:20 - 00:01:24 | Speaker 5:

Last night we lit the liquor talk. I can't remember.

00:01:24 - 00:01:32 | Speaker 6:

Morgan Wallen hanging out in town, and last night, every girl was going crazy for him. Shannon, you witnessed that?

00:01:32 - 00:01:35 | Speaker 1:

Oh, my gosh. People were, like, screaming, he just walked out.

00:01:36 - 00:01:38 | Speaker 6:

He's wearing a white hat. Find him.

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They were all like, find him, find him. If you see him, here's my number.

00:01:41 - 00:01:50 | Speaker 6:

I would not want that at all. What guy would want to have girls screaming from afar? It's the worst, I'm sure. It would just be awful.

00:01:50 - 00:01:51 | Speaker 5:

I bet.

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And to have that happen to you and still look like Morgan Wallen, I just do not get it.

00:01:57 - 00:02:23 | Speaker 5:

What is up with these girls? You know what I see, too, especially with the Morgan Wallen contest, is that every dude, like Morgan Wallen looks like every dude. That's why. That's why I think he's not attainable, but I think he's famous and sort of attainable in his looks. You don't think he's attainable? He's not super hot. There's nothing super attractive about Morgan Wallen. No offense to Morgan Wallen lookalikes. KP has got to jump through this. First off, every single guy.

00:02:23 - 00:02:29 | Speaker 4:

I don't think he's that hot either, to be fair. No, I like his music a lot, but I wouldn't pick him out.

00:02:29 - 00:02:44 | Speaker 6:

Every single guy, though, that looks like Morgan Wallen, and no offense to you, looks like a dude that literally hasn't showered in a while. And I'm looking at you. And listen, you guys are all nice people, and we love you for listening. But you look like.

00:02:45 - 00:02:48 | Speaker 1:

Oh, boy, do not make an insult to a particular city.

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But, no, I'm not going to say a particular city. I would never do that. Monroe.

00:02:55 - 00:02:56 | Speaker 8:

You're so bad.

00:02:57 - 00:03:05 | Speaker 6:

But I will say this to you guys. You ain't getting laid as much as Morgan's getting laid. Look at this guy with the flag outfit.

00:03:05 - 00:03:08 | Speaker 1:

I love his pose. He wins just for his pose.

00:03:08 - 00:03:16 | Speaker 4:

Some people are just sending me pictures of them getting a haircut. And it's like, I mean, I guess I'm only, but you don't really look like him. Look at this guy with the Pabst hat.

00:03:16 - 00:03:24 | Speaker 1:

Some of them, though, you sent one this morning, and honest to God, I thought that it was Morgan Wallen.

00:03:24 - 00:03:27 | Speaker 4:

Yes, so there's this one guy who literally looks exactly like him.

00:03:27 - 00:03:28 | Speaker 1:

I'm talking twin.

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Wow.

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Like, it's crazy.

00:03:29 - 00:03:42 | Speaker 6:

All right, last night for tonight, you got to tell us what you did last night for a chance to win tickets tonight. We'll go with Michael. Michael, you ready? Hold on. All right, here it comes. Last night.

00:03:43 - 00:03:59 | Speaker 2:

I went to Planet Fitness. I worked my upper body Cause I'm trying to get all the women Then I went to a Chinese buffet That was kind of sketch I didn't care Because they had my favorite meat on a stick Yeah!

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You know what? This was my favorite so far He's in the league so far Yeah, that's great, Michael Michael, where are you from?

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Greenville

00:04:09 - 00:04:18 | Speaker 6:

Man, that was awesome Hold on one second, okay? Hold on, we're going to put you on hold here for a second Melanie, you've got to follow that. That's a tough one to follow, but I think you can do it. Are you ready?

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I'm ready.

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Here we go.

00:04:20 - 00:04:31 | Speaker 3:

Last night, I smoked a bunch of weed. I even broke the nooners out because my boyfriend of six months ghosted me.

00:04:33 - 00:04:39 | Speaker 5:

That was good, too. Oh, no, no. I feel bad, though. I do, too. I mean, we're better off, it's fine.

00:04:40 - 00:04:45 | Speaker 6:

You know what, though? If you win these tickets, you will be way better off Because you're not taking him to the show, right?

00:04:46 - 00:04:47 | Speaker 3:

Absolutely not

00:04:47 - 00:04:57 | Speaker 6:

God, these are great These are so good Michael and Melanie, now let's bring up Chad, Chad A guy named Chad is trying to win these things

00:04:57 - 00:05:17 | Speaker 1:

Hey, Chad How's it going, you guys? Yep. Here we go. Last night. I smoked a little pot, followed by a Bud Light Platinum that really hit the spot. I know I said I wouldn't be drinking that much beer again, but Bud Light Platinum must be my best friend.

00:05:17 - 00:05:22 | Speaker 5:

These guys are creative. They're getting better. They're actually not bad. They are getting better.

00:05:22 - 00:05:58 | Speaker 4:

They are getting better. They are getting better. All right. So, listen. We're going to do at least a couple more rounds of this. So, we're going to do it again. Lydia, let's do it again, like just about 8.30 or so. So 30 minutes from now. So another round of this. Another round of you guys telling us what you did. It's last night for tonight to win tickets to go see Morgan Wallin. And when I say it, why do I say Morgan Wallin? You've got to say it that way. So I look at the pretty guy that's on in the afternoon on the country station here. It was named Rob, I believe. And I look at him and I go, you know what?

00:05:58 - 00:05:59 | Speaker 6:

Oh, Rob and Holly?

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Rob and Holly.

00:06:00 - 00:06:00 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, Rob Stone.

00:06:00 - 00:06:05 | Speaker 4:

I actually met Rob at the lip sync battle for my friend Gina.

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Which Megan and I are doing this year.

00:06:08 - 00:06:33 | Speaker 4:

And I thought to myself, you got the looks. You're pretty. You're a good looking guy. You obviously have the content. You're very good on the air. You're missing the accent. And if I was a radio consultant, you know, if I was Mike McVay or, you know, Randy Lane. Steve Reynolds, I would tell you, you got to have a little twang in that thing.

00:06:33 - 00:06:34 | Speaker 6:

A little twang in that thing.

00:06:34 - 00:06:50 | Speaker 3:

I did a, they had me do a country station in like Texas or Tennessee, KJ95 or KJ something or other. And I tried to do a country accent with it because I was like, oh, you have to have one. You have to do that when you do it. And they were like, please stop doing that. That's not how you talk.

00:06:51 - 00:06:54 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here we go, here we go, here we go.

00:06:56 - 00:06:56 | Speaker 3:

All right.

00:06:56 - 00:07:05 | Speaker 4:

Do you want me to do my last night, or do you want me just to do the voice? No, no, no, your intro of the thing. Okay, okay. You only got nine seconds here right now. KJ 9 to 5.

00:07:06 - 00:07:14 | Speaker 3:

Hey, y'all, it's KJ 9 to 5. It's Money Mike with Morgan Wall and Yee-Haw, y'all.

00:07:14 - 00:07:18 | Speaker 6:

No, you sound like you're introducing the Country Bear Jamboree at Disney World.

00:07:19 - 00:07:22 | Speaker 3:

So they said no. I don't know why, but they said no.

00:07:22 - 00:07:27 | Speaker 2:

Mike, I'm still mad they wouldn't let me go by Megan Hick. I know. That is too funny. I'm so mad.

00:07:28 - 00:07:31 | Speaker 4:

All right. All right. Hold on a second. Hold on. Wait, Megan, do you have one? Yeah.

00:07:31 - 00:07:33 | Speaker 2:

No, I used to do a country show, and I- Give her nine seconds.

00:07:33 - 00:07:37 | Speaker 4:

Come on. Come on, Megan. You got to do it with an accent, though. Okay?

00:07:37 - 00:08:11 | Speaker 2:

Wait, hold on. You got to say- I got to get my Kentucky accent on. Tyler. Tyler. Tyler. I got it. Hey, y'all. It's Megan here, sitting down in the studio. Super excited to be playing our next hit. It's Morgan Wallen. Hey. Is it Megan or is it Reba? The epitome of country stations is saying absolutely nothing while filling time. Yeah, that's true. You just put pauses in between everything you said. No, no, no.

00:08:12 - 00:08:29 | Speaker 4:

But you also stretch, too. Like your stretch that you did just a second ago, like that. Morgan Wallen! Kevin, hold on, Kevin. Kevin, you're new to this whole radio game. Kevin, have you ever done a music shift before? No. Let's run it down. I'm a good freestyler. Let's go.

00:08:29 - 00:08:31 | Speaker 5:

Let's get it.

00:08:31 - 00:08:44 | Speaker 4:

By the way, you understand that if you're good at this, you're going to get the phone call. You're going to get all of a sudden, you're going to get a phone call from Tony Travato and he's going to say, will you voice track 4th of July? 4th of July. Ready? Here we go.

00:08:46 - 00:08:50 | Speaker 6:

Ladies and gentlemen, the one and only, Morgan Wall.

00:08:51 - 00:08:53 | Speaker 5:

Oh, wait. That's not a radio.

00:08:53 - 00:09:00 | Speaker 6:

Did you guys not hear the intro

00:09:00 - 00:09:02 | Speaker 2:

to Mambo No. 5 when he did that?

00:09:03 - 00:09:04 | Speaker 4:

Ladies and gentlemen,

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it's Mambo No. 5.

00:09:07 - 00:09:19 | Speaker 4:

Let's do it again. Come on, man. Remember, and you've got to say the call letters, too. What's our call letters? KJ95. And what is the name going to be? What are you going to be?

00:09:20 - 00:09:22 | Speaker 6:

Kev knows. Kev knows.

00:09:24 - 00:09:25 | Speaker 4:

All right, here we go. Here we go.

00:09:26 - 00:09:35 | Speaker 6:

Hey, KJ9 to 5, it's Kev knows here. Roll down the window, turn the radios up. Blasting that new Morgan Wallen last night. Hope he had a better one than you did. Wow.

00:09:37 - 00:09:39 | Speaker 5:

That's good. Tony, call him.

00:09:39 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 4:

A vast improvement. A vast improvement there. I don't understand why it is that we don't actually have the ability to be able to, I don't know, figure this thing out. Maybe we can actually change this radio format for a day. We should have. Why is it? Why is it that Tony Travato? Wait, why is it that Tony Travato?

00:10:00 - 00:10:08 | Speaker 5:

He did not do anything for Morgan Wallen, but he did it for Taylor Swift. Like, we should have done, you know, Morgan 95.5 or something like that.

00:10:08 - 00:10:17 | Speaker 4:

You know when we could do it? So, like, when kids go back to school, maybe for Spirit Week. Every day is, like, Nerd Day or Twin Day. Maybe we have, like, a day or something.

00:10:18 - 00:10:26 | Speaker 5:

Country Day? I don't know. I just think we're missing out. There is an excitement. There's, like, something palpable right now in the air.

00:10:26 - 00:10:28 | Speaker 3:

You should see his hands. Is that good?

00:10:30 - 00:11:16 | Speaker 5:

Let me give it. Hold on one more time. KJ95. What's happening? It's Gary, St. John Highway, number five. I don't know. Hold on. That was bad. You were worse than me. I know that was horrible. That was really bad. Hold on. Let me do it one more time. Hold on. No, you know how they always have names? On the country stations, it's always like, what was the guy's name? Cadillac Jack or something like that. I'm going to have a name like a Cadillac. But I don't want to be a Cadillac because you know what? People that listen to country stations, they don't want to be listening to a guy that drives a Cadillac. They want to listen to KJ95. It's Ram Tough here on the radio. Your name is Ram Tough? You just interrupted the rest of my thing, for God's sake.

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