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We're broadcasting on great radio stations on the iHeartRadio app, And, of course, on Channel 955 Detroit, 104.5 SNX, Grand Rapids, and 92.5 Kiss FM in Toledo, we were all together and we're hanging out. And we were having a discussion about food because that's pretty much what we do. We talk food, sex, and pooping. Those are the trifectas of the Mojo in the Morning Show, the big three, so to speak. And we were discussing, you know, like what our favorites have been and what of our favorite food adventures have been. And I brought this up and I thought, why am I talking about this? Why did I bring it up? And then everybody joined in and I thought, this would be a great topic for the radio. Everybody's got a fat food moment. We all know that. Everybody has had that moment in their life where they went fat crazy. Fat boy? Yes. crazy and it could be a moment where you know you were either going through some kind of an emotional time because i'm an emotional eater like that or it could be a moment where maybe you

were high you don't have any idea how heavy you are but it's one of those moments that happened

to me where both happened at the same time i was emotional and i was high and i remember when domino's what and my mind drinks are like combination combination sorry i thought you were telling me a fat moment for you i was gonna get excited because i know everybody's got one um it was a moment where i was home alone and i saw on television that domino's pizza had the two for $20 special and it was a it was two large pizzas with any toppings on it and it was $20 any toppings any toppings void were prohibited no no no you know how they do those things and the pizzas look so good and by the way Domino's shout out to Domino's Domino's has gotten better with time I think it's unbelievable you guys are fantastic so dominoes had this special going and i was smoking the reefer and got a little too crazy and i ordered and the person goes how many would you like and i'm thinking well how many can i get and the guy goes well it's limited to two orders and i go two orders and he goes yeah so i go okay i'll take two orders the guy came delivered to my door four pizzas all right and by the way i'm to say this to you i was home by myself it was just me it was nobody else just me okay and i was stoned and four domino's pizza came and guess how much it cost forty dollars it was forty it was it was forty i had i had enough pizza for a party what a time of one but here's the thing no i said to myself though i go you know what i'm only gonna eat one pizza or one half of a pizza.

And then the problem was, it just kept going and going and going to a point where I ate four pizzas. No. Yes. See that? You count it? Two, three, four. Four pizzas.

Large pizzas.

Four large. Any toppings. Any toppings. Even the guy let me do this. He let me separate the toppings. So I did one sausage. I did one pepperoni. I did one with mushrooms because I wanted to be healthy. And I did one with cheese because I didn't know if the kids would want it.

I don't even want to know what your bathroom smelled like after that.

I honestly don't even know if I, I'm not kidding you when I say this, I think I got constipated.

Was this pre-gluten allergy? Like finding out that you had celiac?

This was honestly, yes, pre-gluten allergy. So this was some time ago because I've had a gluten allergy now for more than, definitely more than a decade, almost two. So it was such a glorious moment for me. And I want you to know that I hold my Domino's Pizza medal proud. And I would like to say to everybody in Ann Arbor this morning at Domino's World Headquarters, why am I not the spokesperson for you? Look at me. Would that not be a spokesperson moment? I think so.

That's a spokesperson moment. My only issue is not the fact that you had four large any topping pizzas. It was the fact that after the guy told you the deal, you had...

Double it up.

You had the thought to ask, well, how many can I get?

Who asked that question? People who have a lot on their minds. Two for 20.

Well, how many can I get? You know who asked that question? Typical fat guy.

Curiosity killed a kid. Yeah.

All right. So I would like to, with the help of you, this is one of those moments where we all do therapy together. I would like our listeners to call up and I would like all of you to share. what's the most food you ate at one time and what was it that you ate? Because everybody's at this. I don't care if you're as skinny as can be. You have had a fat moment where you've eaten the entire bag of Doritos and gone in for more.

And group experiences are allowed in this conversation. Group experiences? Sure. So if it wasn't just a solo fat moment, it was a shared experience. Those are allowed. Shared experiences are shared experiences. Me and the homies used to smoke a lot of weed. and we came up with this thing called Session Sundays where everybody would pool their money together and we would all smoke a bunch of weed on Sunday. So it was about five of us at my boy Sheaf Crib. High as hell. Hungry as hell. Like, how much money everybody got. Let's go to White Castle.

Yeah.

When I say we bought a hundred burgers.

Crank cases.

Pork. Y'all, crack cases. Pork them bitches in the middle of the floor and we sat around like crackheads at a fire. You know what I mean? Like a fire story. like at a campfire and said, on your mark, you said, go. I thought, God, he was animals in the face.

You are high as a high cut.

Best guy ever. That was a stellar one.

That was a stellar one. High five him. High five him for me. I can't reach over there. Yeah. All right, who wants to go next?

I can't compete with that. Are you kidding me? That's nothing. Let's go. Bring on the challenge. Please. We used to do these things. We called them fat trips. And you would go to like, we would go to Sonic and we would get cherry limeades. You start with the drinks because no ice. That's an important part of this. We don't want the ice to melt during the trip. We can add ice at home. Then you got to do Taco Bell last because weirdly that stuff has a shelf life of about six and a half seconds before it gets weird. You would go to Wendy's and get a hundred chicken nuggets minimum. And every time they won't start making the order until you give them the money. because they think you're going to drive off. We had to tell them a million times at the drive-thru, 100 nuggets. We mean 100 nuggets.

Wait, how long does it take to make 100 nuggets?

About 20 minutes. When you would time this out, we would take two cars. So he would be, he would be, or if it was just cursed at Wendy's, I would be at McDonald's and I would be getting four large fries. Like, that was the plan.

How many of you all were in this experience? Two. Oh, my God. We eat four fries, a hundred nuggies. Don't forget the cherry lime eggs.

I'm going away with some girlfriends this weekend, and if you're listening right now, we need to step it up.

By the way, when I would go to Sonic and I would get the drinks, I would also get a corndog. That was for the road corndog. That was a snack while we were getting the food.

Give it up for Megan. That was excellent. Oh, that was excellent.

Nobody does a fat day like I do. I miss those

Come on, Zach, you've had to have some moments like this Come on Definitely not like that No

Mine's a solo moment Is yours a solo or a groove moment? I feel left out

I'll pay like $50 on door

dash for me alone but like i'm not going to five different places for a hundred you're missing out you're missing out all right hold on let's do it let's try it let's see what we got here hold on let's bring on our fat moments here lena welcome to the fat olympics what's good what's going on

how you doing um so we used to live in alabama and we went to me my husband we went to a restaurant It was cheddar And I love ribs But I'm scared to eat them From different restaurants And so my husband ordered the ribs And I ordered the catfish And I ate all of my food My catfish, dinner And then he ate like maybe One rib And I tried to taste his rib And I ate the rest of it I ate just whole ribs

You ate the entire slab of ribs

yourself. Other than one rib that he tried.

By the way, you're turning me on right now. I love you, Lena.

Say nothing like a lady that can finish

her meat. By the way, let me ask you a quick question. Do you eat it down to the bone? Like there's no meat on that bone afterwards? Yeah.

I love ribs. Famous Dave is my favorite.

Oh, I love them too. Those are so good. Thank you so much. I love this cornbread muffin I got a 12-pack of those one time. You can get those to go, by the way. A 12-pack of muffins?

The cornbread muffins for Famous Dibs? I've added those into a meal before.

Hold on. Nick is on. Nick, tell everybody your fat order.

All right. Well, first time, first time, long time. Yes! Nick's on the phone! But this is actually my coworker. So we were working late. I actually work at a dealership, so it was a late night. And he said, hey, do you want to go grab some food? I said, yeah. I said, I'm kind of hungry. He said, yeah. He goes, I'm not too hungry. I said, all right. I said, you fly, I buy. He's like, all right. So he goes to Wendy's, which is right down the road. He comes back. I got two things off the value menu, like a chicken sandwich and a small fry. This guy comes back. I'm not even kidding. Two Baconators, a large fry, a large chocolate shake, and a 20-piece nugget. Oh, my God. All my credit cards.

Buddy, that is unbelievable. By the Baconator. Give it up for the Baconator, guys. When those dropped. Yeah, those are epic. That changed the game. Hold on a second. Go ahead. Yes. I had breaking news in here right now. I had breaking news. Do you want to interrupt breaking news right now, or what do you got? Let's hear it. Baking, I one time ate four Whoppers in one sitting, too. Yeah, baby. Whoppers are underrated.

We're in a double, triple Whopper.

The last two, I did not eat the bun, though. I apologize. I let you know. That's healthy. FBK, have it your way. You rule. Hold on. Kev, somebody wants to up you on the Crave Case. Uh-oh, bring it. What's up, Robert?

First time, long time. Hey, buddy. All right, so a few years back, me and my buddy were celebrating before he went to the U.P. for school. And we both went to White Castle, got a Crave Case each. And then we went to McDonald's after that, picked up two large fries each and two large Cokes.

Oh, my Lord. By the way, how heavy is a Crave Case? Like, how many crave cases would it take to, like, weigh down the back of a vehicle?

I wish I had the answer to that one.

I don't know. That should be our last meal in the studio. How many crave cases can we destroy? Let's do it. And then blow the bathroom up. No cheese. No cheese. Hold on. Jenny. Jenny, are you there? Yes. Jenny, you had such a great moment at CeCe's Pizza. You guys remember CeCe's? Oh, my God, the buffet.

Yes. Yeah, we would smoke. We would have a rotation, and then we would end up going to CeCe's, and we ended up, like, clearing the buffet, and it was, like, maybe three, maybe four of us. Oh, no, wait.

Clearing the buffet. What does that mean, clearing the buffet?

Like, there was maybe, like, two or three pieces of stuff left there.

You ate the entire buffet at CeCe's? We

Legitly brought a whole thing Of like the brownies Back to the table Oh my god

Did you ever hear the story I told back in the day When the Mojo and the Morning Show got kicked out Of the Chinese buffet in Novi We got kicked out Because we were there for so long They told us that we could never come

back there ever again did cc's let you come back yeah we ended up like paying i think they ended up like charging us extra oh my god can i ask a question are you whispering or talking this way

because you don't want your co-workers to know that you did this no i'm off today oh come on

all right thank you for the call we appreciate you bubble wallace here from 23 11 racing

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