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That's so embarrassing.

Here's another one. Mike's hogging on that gum.

Thank God you didn't, like, start talking and saying something. I probably was. That's probably why the mic was on. I know, but I'm saying, like, if you're all of a sudden, like, swearing or something like that, that would have happened. And that's immediately where my brain goes is, what did I just say? Chomping the gum. That would have drift. You would have known right away five seconds if you were in the Detroit studios because Shannon would have been like, Mike, I'm going to go over there. That's not wrong. That's not wrong. You know what? When I went to Catholic school, the nuns used to make us, if we got caught chewing gum, put it on our nose. No. Yes. You got caught chewing gum. You had to take the gum off, and you had to stick it right on your nose, and it would stick to your nose. You'd be walking around or sitting in there with your gum on your nose. They couldn't get away with that stuff nowadays. I'd have had them arrested for that sucker. Oh, none of the stuff the nuns used to do to us. Crazy stuff back then. All right. It is Mojo in the Morning. Phone number 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Shannon, next up with you, I let it go for so long.

Oh, well, have you ever just let something go in your life specifically around your house for so long that then you just you had to improvise and it wasn't good? So I'm calling myself out here for being a bad mom yesterday. I think we've all just been like kind of busy lately. not an excuse, but I have not done the best job with keeping up with a lot of things around my house, specifically the laundry. And so I've been trying to chunk away at like my laundry and Lucy's laundry and Smith's laundry. Well, apparently I did not do a good enough job. And I say that because the night before last, I threw in a load of Smith's clothes, like kind of around bedtime. And I thought, okay, it'll wash. And then before I actually fall asleep, after I get both kids to I'll throw it in the dryer, and then everything will be clean in the morning. Well, I forgot to put everything in the dryer. And all of his underwear, this poor little five-year-old's underwear, was in that load. And when I say all, I mean every single pair of his underwear was in that load, okay? So when my babysitter yesterday morning, I'm here at work, so I have a babysitter staying home with the kids. When my babysitter was getting him ready to head to my sister's house yesterday morning because this is spring break, so I'm piecing together child care here. I'm like hanging on by a thread this week because they're not in school. My babysitter texts me and is like, Smith doesn't have any clean underwear. And I'm like, oh, crap. It's in the washer. I forgot to switch it to the dryer. So she had to put him in a pair of Lucy's underwear. Poor kid had to wear his sister's underwear yesterday.

Oh, no.

i'm like that is just years of therapy he's gonna need i know i'm only telling the story by the way because andrew's out of town because he would have my head if he found out but he's like

I'm wearing Lucy's underwear when I got one from work yesterday. I'm like, I am so sorry.

Wait, so do the underwear, are they like, do they look like non-girl, like girl? What do you mean? Are they more neutral underwear?

No, Lucy's got the girly, girly, girly underwear. Yeah, she's my girly underwear.

I know he was thinking about that all day. Even though they're under his pants and nobody's going to see him, he probably couldn't stop thinking about that.

I'm going to admit to something right now, but I remember trying my sister's underwear on once when I was a little kid, probably about Smith's age. For some reason, they felt so much more comfortable. They were silky. Rich junko.

How does that feel more comfortable? There's not a pouch.

Well, they were basically wearing briefs. They were kind of briefy. They weren't thongs or anything like that. They were just like regular underwear. But I remember as a little kid trying them on going, oh, these are comfy. Why do my Hanes not... I got, like, you know, not even cotton Hanes. They were probably polyesters.

Little teeny tiny boxer briefs are the cutest little things I've ever seen.

Couldn't he have gone commando?

He probably could have, but I don't think that she being the ladies that are wanted to have him, you know.

How did Lucy feel about her brother wearing the underpants? Apparently fine. Oh, she was okay with that?

Yeah.

That is so funny. Could you imagine? Picture this now. Fast forward. Okay, Megan, you and your brother are Lucy and Smith.

Oh, God, no.

Would you freak out knowing that your brother was wearing your underwear?

Yes, I would. Are you kidding me? I hope that you burn those underwear because if they go back, she'll be so mad at you. Absolutely mad at you. But I understand, Shan, at the same time, because I am wearing my certain underwear that you wear at a certain time of the month today purely because they were the only clean underwear.

Oh, I've been there. I love you. I have been there. But you know what? It is.

You punish yourself, and you're just like, well, I didn't do laundry. But for Shan's case, that's a mom fail. Hey, Nathan, what's up?

So you're calling Shan in a failure.

I'm calling her a horrible, horrible mom.

yeah it was uh horrible i know that hi nathan i'm those yeah how's it going good go ahead um i was just calling to let shannon know that there's a app called sudshare yeah we talked about

it yeah we did it in trending news and i've never used it before have you tried it i have not tried

it i actually was just reading an article about uh like a stay-at-home mom that was making like 30 grand a year on the side and that's crazy uh working for sudshare yeah good for her but the

problem in shannon's case is you have to be home to be able to give them the dirty laundry right

and if she's at work already i wanted to know if that was actually a good service so if anybody has tried it in any of our listing areas you'll have to let us know about that

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