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Weird Things You Like About The Opposite Text

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So is this a buddy of yours that you got this idea from, this topic idea from, Kevin? Yeah, two dudes, actually. Two guys.

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Yeah, one cup.

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That you say that they like some things about the opposite sex, but you think that the things that they really are attracted to are kind of weird.

00:02:38 - 00:03:03 | Speaker 4:

They're interesting. And immediately when you start to say that, I think of Megan's, don't yuck anybody else's yum. So I don't want to do that. This is your thing. More power to you. So I went to Uptown. Y'all know I like Uptown. and I got a nice little salmon joint. Yeah, I do. I got a nice little salmon situation that I grabbed. So I went in there and I wanted to get a to-go order. But when I go in there, first off, the parking lot was slamming. Cars everywhere.

00:03:03 - 00:03:14 | Speaker 3:

That place is always so crowded. It's insane. It was ridiculous. They need to knock down some of the place to put more parking in there. That's right. They have a huge parking lot already, but it's still so busy all the time.

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It's like a Costco or something. It's crazy. So luckily I get a nice little spot up front. so i park in i go inside and i start to walk inside of the bar area because it's just me i'm not going to sit down walk into the bar area and there's literally nowhere to sit i'm walking all the way down to where the band plays and there's tables with people sitting at every single one of them i'm making my way back and i see a guy i know my boy chris so i see chris and i see another dude that i never met before and i'm like hey bro let me just sit here real quick what's up man what's going on let me just sit here so i could order a drink and get my food to go so i'm sitting down drinking meeting his friend we start talking whatever like that we're guys so i guess females come up in conversation not sure who brought it up not sure why it was brought up not even sure why we started talking about the interesting things that these two gentlemen find attractive about a woman but here we are chris says that he likes girls with long fingers wait that is so i'm telling you i listen i'm sitting at the table it could have been the jack daniels and pineapple that I had everybody trying because that was a vibe. He says he likes women with long fingers because he likes to get their nails done. And he likes the way that their long fingers look with their nails. Bro, I'm sitting there. I'm like, are you serious, bro?

00:04:25 - 00:04:26 | Speaker 3:

I don't like that look.

00:04:26 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 4:

Listen, the other guy, I don't know his name, but the other guy says that he likes women with hairy legs. Now, when he... Wait, it's my dream man. I should have gave him your number. I'm like, what do you mean? Like hairy legs. He's like not too hairy bro I don't like them werewolves I just like the long silky hair on they legs He said I like it when it looks silky And it glistened on the side I was like ugh y'all crazy Wait I can make that happen And then Chris said he likes girls with black gums Black gums

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He said they're gums. When they're gums or black. He said he like a woman with dark gums. Really? Look, listen. These are my things. I was a little taken aback when I heard some of this stuff because I don't like a woman with dark gums.

00:05:13 - 00:05:26 | Speaker 6:

Can I ask a quick question? Are these guys white guys, black guys? Black guys. So there's the black guys. Okay. Because the black gums, I do see women with black gums and there are black women with black gums.

00:05:26 - 00:05:29 | Speaker 5:

But isn't that periodontal disease in everybody?

00:05:29 - 00:05:31 | Speaker 6:

I have no idea. I don't think so. I don't know.

00:05:31 - 00:05:34 | Speaker 5:

I think that's inflamed red, isn't it? I don't know. It doesn't matter.

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Go back to the hair on the legs. Yeah. Is it, and I don't even know the answer to this one. And yet I have three sisters and a wife. Aren't there women that only shave to a certain part? And so some of this, they do have, or do they shave all the way, do you shave all the way up?

00:05:49 - 00:06:01 | Speaker 5:

When I shaved, because I have laser hair removal, best decision ever, by the way, but I would shave like up to the middle of my thigh. If I wasn't going to wear a bathing suit, like if I was just wearing shorts. So that's what I would do.

00:06:01 - 00:06:05 | Speaker 1:

The one area I don't have laser hair removal is my legs and it kills me.

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Yeah.

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I will shave for the outfit. So if I'm wearing a knee-high boot and a skirt, I'm only shaving my knees.

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I feel that. It's like me with lotion. If I ain't got my legs on, damn sure I'm about to put that lotion on. Yeah.

00:06:17 - 00:06:19 | Speaker 6:

You don't get ashy or anything?

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Yeah, I get ashy, but you're not going to see it.

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Okay. All right. So let's go through all these again. The nails thing I get, like I think with long fingers and beautifully manicured nails, I think that's hot.

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So you like a woman with long fingers?

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I like, there are, well, listen, I like women with small fingers, short fingers. I like women with fingers. Let me just put it that way. I like a woman to have her fingers. No offense to you if you've lost them. Wow. You know, that could be kind of kinky too. You know what I mean? To see like you. A little four finger discount. Hit me with the Star Trek. But I, but I.

00:06:52 - 00:06:54 | Speaker 7:

He did four fingers. He probably was five.

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But I will tell you, I think.

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I'm the only one in his relationship with Murray.

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I think women like with long fingers and stuff like that and then have them beautifully manicured. I think that's hot. There's something hot to that.

00:07:07 - 00:07:08 | Speaker 5:

He specifically said fingers.

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He specifically. I'm sorry.

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Not nails.

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Yeah. But he did say he likes them with their nails done. But to your point, why can't you just like a woman with her nails done? He specifically said, I like them with long fingers.

00:07:20 - 00:08:02 | Speaker 6:

I think women, I do think there is a turnoff to women's hands. I think if a woman has really short fingers, that kind of turns me off a little bit. I don't know. Like my wife's not a big woman. She's a tiny person. But her fingers are just like perfect for her body. But I've seen some women with like little kid fingers. And I'm like, I don't know if I like those fingers. Trick or treat hands. Trick or treat hands. But, so that's one thing. As far as the gums go and stuff, I don't like too much gum in a smile. Oh, my God. Gummies? Like, when I see too much gum in a smile, I think, oh, my God, you better go see Dr. Nemeth and have him, like, figure out something to pull off.

00:08:02 - 00:08:05 | Speaker 7:

Laser them off, yeah. Especially if you, like, we make people laugh.

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Yeah.

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Could never be with somebody with a messed up gum situation. Yeah. Because I could never make you smile. That could be fixed, though.

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Dude, can I tell you the weird thing I love? Girls with horse teeth.

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Really? Big teeth?

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Big-ass teeth that don't match your face. I kind of like it. Really? Yeah, I kind of like it.

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Wow.

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That is a little wild.

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Okay, so I did date a guy who had a gap in between his front teeth, and I thought that that was really cute. And I know a lot of people would not like that, but I thought it was so cute.

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Was it a huge gap or like a little baby gap? Like, could you fit the quarter in the skinny way or the side to the side? The shop at baby gap. No, the skinny way.

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That's on the side. There's some gaps out here now. That's missing teeth. That's the hillbilly. No, but he has, like, a gap.

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Art, what's going on?

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What's up? What's up?

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What's up? How are you?

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Sorry, that was weird.

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Yeah, that was weird. What's going on, buddy?

00:09:00 - 00:09:15 | Speaker 3:

Not much. I heard you talking about some fingers. It is not a turn-out for me. Look at a few girls' hands. Luckily, my wife has nice hands and fingers because some females and dudes have toes as fingers. Oh, toe fingers. Oh, toe fingers are wrong. Toe fingers are wrong. Yeah. Yeah.

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I'm fascinated by toe fingers.

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Really? Not in a good way. When they bite their nails off, stop. Like, girl, stop.

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What is the most attractive thing on a woman? What attracted you to your wife?

00:09:32 - 00:09:42 | Speaker 4:

Not even lie, her smile and her eyes. That's beautiful. She's pretty fly. Right, right. Big old booty, though. There you go.

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What did that booty do? Big old booty. It's your booty. It ain't your beauty.

00:09:48 - 00:10:00 | Speaker 6:

I like the idea that Kevin's going to pick up his salmon at Uptown, and he just randomly runs across a couple of guys sitting at the bar that are talking about all this stuff, and you become friends.

00:10:00 - 00:10:28 | Speaker 1:

with them no i knew i knew chris oh you know him okay all right i thought they were just guys no no i know there's some random dudes because you know how sometimes when you pick up a carryout order you got to go up to the bar i always hate that because i feel like i'm interrupting people's conversation by asking you know hey can i get an order please you know one of those type of things what what kevin what is your thing what's your turn on if you guys yeah one yeah what's your turn on when you see it on a woman like her something that uh that might we might even

00:10:28 - 00:10:35 | Speaker 2:

consider unusual unusual um i don't say unusual i like sherelle eyes i like her mouth uh i almost

00:10:35 - 00:10:44 | Speaker 1:

said another word i like her breasts but what is something though that would be unusual like and it doesn't have to be just sherelle it could be any girl unusual like what do you look at

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no i look at it i mean i look at the whole person like i look at the whole being i don't know if i like i mean i'm not out here in love with horse teeth megan i'm sorry the topic was what weird

00:10:54 - 00:11:00 | Speaker 3:

thing are you into? I decided to answer the prompt that you brought up. Okay, well, I can tell you

00:11:00 - 00:11:06 | Speaker 2:

a weird thing I'm not into, and I've mentioned this before. If your second toe is longer than your big toe, I'm not a fan. You don't like that. I don't like that

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at all. That's weird. I thought that there was some kind of survey that showed that that says something

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about their... Like your royalty or something.

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Yeah, there's something to it. Somebody

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with a longer toe made that. Web toes. Web toes. I like web toes.

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Really? Are you kidding?

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It's like little built-in flippers. with the spread out toes? I bet that if we are in harm's way in the ocean, you'll get me out. So your perfect woman has horse teeth, web toes. A third arm. You want to marry Shrek. I didn't say we had to combine them all at once.

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Can I tell you what I find attractive to girls? And I don't know what it is. It might be something from a girl that I went to school with years ago I love girls with big eyebrows Like bushy eyebrows

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I wish I had bushy eyebrows so bad

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There's something And actually there was one girl that I grew up with

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That had a unibrow

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Like almost kind of unibrow-ish It didn't touch But it was like there was something that was just so hot about it She had big eyebrows And like they were shaped in a kind of a Kind of a cool way They were kind of nice They kind of looked like yours Kev

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Ladies have told me they wish they had my eyebrows So they guard them.

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That's right. What's up, Ken? How you doing?

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What's going on?

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Hi, Ken. What's happening?

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Oh, just driving to work.

00:12:31 - 00:12:38 | Speaker 1:

Ken, we're talking about the thing that you're attracted to on a woman that people might find to be unusual.

00:12:39 - 00:12:50 | Speaker 3:

So the dimples on the lower back. Oh, yeah. Or the V in the front. Talk about something. Yeah. I call them cuckers, whatever. Hold on. Hold on.

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I've got to dump that. I've got to dump that. By the way, Zach, just for the podcast, leave it in. Oh, my God. Just for the podcast, leave it in. You can't say that, Ken, but for the podcast, we'll leave it on there. But that might be the funniest. I've never heard of it that way before.

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Oh, my God.

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Ken, you're a legend. Oh, no. You are a effing legend. Hey, real quick. You're talking about the dimples in the back. How hot is it on a girl when she's wearing yoga pants and you see, like, the shape of everything, the legs up to the butt and everything like that?

00:13:31 - 00:13:37 | Speaker 3:

Well, that's the whole reason they created them, right? Did we forget the basis of this weird thing?

00:13:37 - 00:13:43 | Speaker 2:

That's just, like, calling in at me being like, I hate when guys have 12-packs. Isn't that weird? No, I know.

00:13:43 - 00:13:51 | Speaker 3:

You're calling out sexy things. I said webbed toes and a horse teeth. It's something that no one else called in and said. Yes.

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I cannot believe it.

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But, Megan, you have to understand, though, when we're talking about the yoga, not everybody can pull it off, though. And there are some that do pull it off, and they're beautiful, right?

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Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Exactly, yeah. Ordering all women in yoga pants.

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Oh, man, look at that girl. Oh, God.

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Or at least most women in yoga pants. Oh, that's sick. A public service from Mojo in the morning.

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That is mean. Why did our boss write that?

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Oh, Lord.

00:14:26 - 00:14:31 | Speaker 1:

Dana, what is it that turns you on? Ankles. Ankles.

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Oh, Sam.

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You are hot. You're hot for girls' ankles. Oh, my gosh. What is it that you like about their ankles?

00:14:38 - 00:14:59 | Speaker 3:

I love nice little petite ankles, you know, that stick out really far. I don't know. It's my wife's ankles. It was funny, when we met, there was some baseball player that was hot after her, and he was like, you have nice ankles, and I go, see, I told you you have nice ankles, and she's like, I know, but the baseball player might be rich someday, and I thought, oh, shoot.

00:15:00 - 00:15:08 | Speaker 8:

Wait, so some baseball player was flirting with your wife, and the thing that she liked the most about her was her ankles?

00:15:09 - 00:15:18 | Speaker 1:

That's what he liked the most about her, and that's what, I mean, besides the obvious, you know, things. Yeah, definitely ankles.

00:15:19 - 00:15:35 | Speaker 8:

Was the thing. Was the thing. All right. What kind of ankles do you like on your girls? I like girls with ankles. I just wanted to, you know. thank you for the call buddy we'll talk to you later we'll see here please have an ankle

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