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Mojo In The Morning

Weirdo with a Beardo

from Mojo In The Morning

January 23, 2023 | 00:11:09 | Leisure

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Mojo on the morning show I never thought in my entire life That Reese, our director of social impact Nice young guy here

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Very nice young guy

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Would ever be known as the smelly guy at the gym But he potentially could have been If it wasn't for his findings that you had So you've been, first off you how often you go to the gym you're you've been going a lot lately so my new year's resolution has been two times a week seems like you're doing it more because i look at those uh pictures that you post you've been looking i do i follow you hey what is your what is your uh your handle reese uh at reese scatting and you spell it kind of funky yeah r-h-y-s and then another s-c-a-d-d-e-n can't you be like on air mic or something like that can't you be like something like you know I know it's your it's your personal though right yeah you know how about smelly gym

00:02:55 - 00:03:54 | Speaker 3:

guy it might as well be now because when I went to the gym this past weekend I realized that my gym bag smelt like death and when I was trying to figure out why it smelled so bad I couldn't figure it out at first but then I realized there was a bag on top of my gym bag for the past two weeks this bag had a tray of food that my mom had made me from two weeks ago so by the time that i realized that this tray of food was at the bottom of this bag it already like juiced through it was like disgusting and it like contaminated everything around it too so when you say a tray of food like what did she like it's not in tupperware or something it wasn't tupperware but it was so gross that it went through the tupperware dude and it was like a giant tray of food too shout out to my mom sorry that i didn't um so you would bring you would bring your stuff in your bag

00:03:54 - 00:04:01 | Speaker 7:

to the to the gym and you would smell this but only thinking that it was your gym clothes that

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was smelling or what honestly right when i went to go grab my gym bag i noticed it right away it was that bad so i didn't even make it to the gym with the gym bag i kind of tossed it right

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away but you know it's funny we we've all um known of the smelly gym person jim and i'm not gonna say guy but it mainly is guys yeah the smelly gym guy and there's nothing uh worse than that guy that smells because i don't think he necessarily smells all the time he just smells when he's at the gym and there was johnny vaughn was my guy johnny vaughn was a guy that he would eat garlic all the time yeah so you would when he would uh sweat it would come out of his pores and he smelled he smelled like a bucca de beppo when when he would work out but not in a good way like he smelled like a bad bucca de beppo or or maggiano's or whatever kind of italian olive garden don't ruin our dinner for us but he would he would smell like garlic

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And it's awful.

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And for some people, it just comes out their pores.

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They could be showering and everything. It doesn't matter.

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When I got on a treadmill, I noticed that the people around me got off. So I was getting really self-conscious at the fact that I still smell. Oh, no. No.

00:05:16 - 00:05:38 | Speaker 4:

You know what mine is sometimes? Sometimes I'll go, and then when I leave the gym, instead of not putting my coat on, because you always smell after you leave the gym, I'll put my coat on and not think about it, and then wear my coat home, And then my coat, the armpits in it smell so bad because I don't realize how much that I've just sweat in the gym clothes, and now it's in that coat. It's the worst. I never know, Mike.

00:05:38 - 00:05:54 | Speaker 5:

I always just try to put a sweatshirt on right afterwards and then go out with a sweatshirt. But when it's cold outside like it is now, I always freeze even more. But you're right, though. You sweat through your coat, and you don't even notice the smell is getting on your winter coat.

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It's so bad. Just the armpits in my coat stink.

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You know what my favorites is? My favorite is going to the gym with the guy that just came from work that wears a suit and tie, and he goes to the gym, and then he tries to put on that really nice dress coat that he has, and he's, like, walking around. He looks like a flasher. He's got, like, his shorts on underneath that long coat. He's, like, running to the car outside of the Planet Fitness. By the way, this is the judgment-free zone.

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Once you're inside the building, but we're talking about out in the parking lot.

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We are not allowed. But Reece is not allowed to be called the smelly gym guy. No, you can call me that because it was that bad. I think I mentioned this. I probably did about how my right armpit is overactive, and I've been smelling like crazy lately. So it's gotten really bad. The other thing that's gotten bad, and I don't know if women want to share with us their guys' smell. So I'm growing my beard out. I'm trying to get – because I've noticed this. if i let my beard grow it gets it gets darker and i don't look as uh as gray so if i let the thing kind of like go a little bit it kind of goes and i'm starting to like like the like i want to be like one of those guys that has one of those big old thick bushy beards like a long beard oh yeah short thick beard no i want i want like a good size like i want it to be i want to try to find a good does anybody know of a good barber that can give give me a little trim because you need to keep it shaped i want it nicely shaped but chelsea uh informs me like reese and him being a smelly guy my beard smells oh god that's so gross and she says i have stuff in my beard but i i shampoo my beard and i condition it with her stuff yeah when you leave the house but mojo we

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see how you wear your lunch like you always spill everything on your sweater so that means it's also

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dribbling into your beard i used to date a guy with a crazy beard and the amount of food that oh it was so gross it's so disgusting and here's the thing yeah a well manicured beard yes but i need to find somebody nobody no it's only well manicured the day a guy gets it groomed and then

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it's gross for a month i know i want to i gotta find a barber i really do the best way to make it so it doesn't smell is beard oil like specific beard oils that smell like rich mahogany and Mike, Chelsea hates the beard oil today. Really?

00:08:19 - 00:08:30 | Speaker 5:

Allie loves it. Chelsea thinks that the beard oil smells like a musty grandpa. Have her pick one out. See if you like it. I'm thinking about going to that beard store in the mall. Reese, will you come here for one second?

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I am not smelling that beard. Smell my beard. There's no chance I can do that. I'll give you a dollar.

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Oh, I'm going to gag. I can't.

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I'll then smell you $5, Reese.

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Can you close up on these cameras? I can close up on the cameras, but I can't smell that.

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Reese, $5.

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Does it smell? Smell the beard. Smell the beard for $5. I'm not smelling too much from over here. Here.

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Smell my fingers. Smell my fingers. What would you smell first, the fingers or the beard? Probably the fingers. Lindsay.

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Yes.

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Hi. What did you want to say to Reese?

00:09:04 - 00:09:13 | Speaker 7:

Oh, he sounds exactly like Tom Holland. And every morning on the way to preschool, whenever he gets on, the boys think that it's Spider-Man.

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Spiderman's here Say hello to the boys in the car

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Spiderman's here

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What's up boys Spiderman's on the phone

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How's it going Just saving the world It's smelly Spiderman One spider at a time

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Where do you live Spiderman

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Where Spiderman lives

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They're getting all excited What's up kids

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this is a morning occurrence thanks guys

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thank you lindsey bye guys we'll see ya all people are people are sending me some names here barber pat the owner of the hair bandit in pleasant

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ridge rocko's barber shop in chesterfield they do straight razor shaves i love it yeah but you

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don't want a straight razor shave right no but you want to shape the beard you want to keep it

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well i think when they do straight razor they'll clean your neck up a little bit and then they'll clean this part too so i could probably you know see what we got here and then go to detroit uh

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grooming company they got the the oils have your have chelsea smell those they smell good i've seen

00:10:24 - 00:10:32 | Speaker 8:

some wait where's detroit grooming company at um i don't know the the location i always get them It's out in City Bird. There's a couple gift shops downtown you can buy them.

00:10:32 - 00:10:37 | Speaker 6:

I wrote them online. Oh, so Detroit Grooming Company is not a store. It's actually just stuff that you can buy.

00:10:37 - 00:10:48 | Speaker 7:

It's like a company that does all sorts of beard stuff. It focuses specifically. It's where I get all mine. All the names of the oils are like Woodward and Michigan stuff. Interesting.

00:10:48 - 00:11:10 | Speaker 6:

I'm sorry, but hold on a second. Ashley's on the phone with us. Ashley's husband has a title that, to me, I would love to have. Like, he's got to be a macho, like, really kind of manly guy, kind of like Spider-Man over here to my left. Can I talk to Ashley? No? Is she there? Oh, Ashley, will you tell us what your husband's title is?

00:11:12 - 00:11:29 | Speaker 3:

Well, so my husband just cuts hair. He has a full-time job, but he cuts hair. He went to barber school as well as cosmetology school. But he is, like, awesome with beards. We call him a beard master.

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He's a beard master.

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Yes.

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So what would he recommend for Mojo's crumb catcher over here that he's got, you know, smells. As soon as he leaves the house, he's getting stuff in there.

00:11:44 - 00:11:50 | Speaker 3:

Well, I would have to ask him for sure. I know he puts the beard oil, but Mojo was saying his wife doesn't like the beard oil.

00:11:50 - 00:11:57 | Speaker 6:

I think I might have the wrong one. Yeah. Ashley, where's your husband at? Where's the beard master at? First off, what's his first name?

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His name's Jeremy.

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Jeremy, the beard master. And where does he work out of?

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Well, he doesn't work for a barbershop. He works a full-time job for GM. Oh. On the side, because he went to school for that. Oh, nice.

00:12:13 - 00:12:17 | Speaker 6:

Could he come in studio some morning and give us a shave?

00:12:19 - 00:12:23 | Speaker 3:

He very well may be interested in doing that. Can I ask him and get back to you guys?

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Ask him and then call us back. Hang on the line.

00:12:25 - 00:12:30 | Speaker 8:

And we'll put you on with KP, our producer, so you can arrange on a day that he can sneak into work late.

00:12:31 - 00:12:34 | Speaker 3:

Thank you. Yeah, he goes to work second shift, actually, so he could do mornings.

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No, that's great. That's fantastic. And he has a nicely groomed beard.

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Yes, he's got an awesome beard.

00:12:41 - 00:12:51 | Speaker 6:

Send us a picture. KP is going to get some info from you, but I want to see a picture of what he looks like. Because there are certain guys that have these great, unbelievable beards, and then there's the crazy uncles.

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We're not going to tell you which one Mojo looks like.

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