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Moodjo in the morning. Whenever you get into a relationship, guys, I'm going to give you a piece of advice from a guy that's an idiot. it my advice is always just say did you get your hair done did you do something different because this is interesting like make her think that you're noticing something because after you hear the story of what shannon's husband did you're gonna realize that even the nicest guys fall victim to screwing up what tell everybody what west did so we're in bed last night and mind you guys what these guys have more sex than anybody no no we were not having sex we were not having

bathroom front room bathroom in the back door we had literally just gotten into bed i turned off the dateline we had just finished and we were like getting ready to go to sleep and he starts like rubbing i was wearing like shorts he starts rubbing my legs under the sheets and he made some sort of comment to the effect of oh my god like damn your legs are so smooth you he was like trying to be cute he's like you shaved for me and i was like no i actually didn't i haven't shaved in probably 20 years because that's how long it's been since i found laser hair removal so i i haven't shaved my legs ever since you've known me ever they've just always been smooth and you are just now noticing but the fact that he found it shocking means at some point he thought you had hairy legs But that's what's making me scratch my head, because I don't have, I mean, they might have been dry. You know what it is?

He's been dealing with them hairy leg mission lady trips. That's true. Wherever he was at. He's noticing women with hair.

I've known you for four years. This is what it's like back in America. You're just now realizing this. He goes, well, why do you have a razor in the shower? I'm like, well, sometimes my armpits need a touch up. Yeah. Pretty, you know.

did you get all of your leg like top all the way top or you have to do some some portions of your

leg i did from my toes to my the bottom of my butt cheeks do they does hair ever come back at all like do you ever have to touch up every once in a while i'll see like a random hair yeah um and i'll like get it but not like i i could literally go the whole year without shaving and it would be fine i think i shaved my armpits twice last year and it was because i saw one

random hair and went yeah uh yesterday was my wife's uh get your hair done and go get waxed uh day which i know is that i'm not getting anything because you don't touch after waxing yeah and uh but i did i came home right as soon as i came home i walk in the door because she's like yeah i went and you know got my haircut hair color whatever whatever she does and which I don't ever do I actually want to go sometime I want to go and hang out because I went one time to her salon. It was very long. I brought her something there like she needed something at home so I went and drove up. I pull up and she goes to a place where there's a ton of Albanian ladies in there and it looked like a party. It looked like a fun. They do give you drinks if you want drinks. This lady who does her hair her name is Bora and she's doing and I walk in there and it's like I'm like this is an Albanian nightclub here right now. But long story short, I came home yesterday, Kev, and I was like, God, you look great. Your hair looks awesome. And she says, stop looking at my vagina. No, it's like, no, no, no. Chelsea thinks I'm always kind of checking her out now. Like she doesn't, she doesn't understand that I have always been attracted to her, but I'm more happy for her now because she's feeling good about herself and stuff like that.

And it's a different level of beauty that comes from a woman who's confident with who she is. That beauty shines through. So, do Six have, do they do manicures and pedicures?

Who I go to, Six, Katrina, they do, no. I don't think they do. I don't ever see anybody in there. I don't know. I always walk in and walk to the back.

They used to have manicure pedicures. Maybe they do. Not pedicure. They used to have manicures in the front by where they do the makeup, at least at the Birmingham location. Do they? I don't think so downtown. I don't know if they do anymore.

Why do you ask that?

Because my sister said I need a manicure, and I was on FaceTime with somebody yesterday. They said I need a manicure. I thought this had to do with the topic. I was like, where's it going? I got a place for you.

I got a place. We'll talk.

By the way, go back to what you just said, too, at the start of the thing. They are always in bed.

We did not have sex last night, guys.

They're always like, there's something going on. Wes is, like, humping your legs and stuff like that. Yesterday was the one night of the week. You had a one night off. That's unreal. That didn't make you, did that turn you off or turn you on when he's rubbing your leg and then asking you about your legs and why they're not so hairy?

No, I was just like, are you? Yeah. This has always been the case.

It's nothing worse, though, than like cuddling with a woman or being in bed and she got like stubble on her legs. You said you like hair. I never said that.

Did you not say you like underarm hair? We were having a conversation.

We just had this conversation recently. Last week. I said I like underarm hair. Was I dreaming? Y'all tripping, bro. I can't remember what we were talking about. I never said that. To the tapes. To the podcast.

What in the heck were we talking about? On the Free iHeartRadio app. I never said that.

I like my chicks bald. Really? Skinny. What?

If you remember the topic, because I know you talked about it.

Under armor on a woman? I said I like that? Hell no. I think I do remember something, but I don't know if Kev said he liked it. I don't remember.

Hell no.

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. I would love this as a call. I'd like to know, what's the longest that it took for your guy to notice that you did something drastic? Like, and I want to know how drastic it was. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548, because I've done that before. You know, not a very good situation where you don't notice anything, and it was like she chopped off a ton of hair, you know?

Bro, women are, like, that's the, I'm not going to say that's the way you get a woman, but the reaction from a woman when you acknowledge that something is different about her, especially if she changed her hair, is one of those reactions that you know means something. Like, the way that they glow up, it's like, oh, my God, like, he noticed. You know what I mean?

Yeah. I think that it's basically setups for us guys to do something wrong. Total setup. Like, honestly, you guys would be great law and order SVU detectives on a mission to catch capture the criminal because you set us up so much to kind of lead ourselves down a path where we should notice. Like, I want every woman that's listening to the show and all you guys here that are in relationships, when you see your man or woman, whatever, I want you to say, notice something different about me and watch what their reaction is because you know what they're going to say.

This is a good test tonight. I'm just going to ask Wes randomly when he comes in. Because there's nothing different about me right now.

Notice something different about me and watch that guy step in. He's going to step into some doo-doo.

Y'all are terrible. No, I think this is funny. I'm doing it.

Some breakups happen. Brittany, what's going on? Brittany, how you doing?

Hey. I just was calling to say that last year on my birthday, I got six inches cut off my hair. And my husband didn't notice for two days.

Oh, geez.

That would drive me nuts.

How pissed were you?

I mean, I wasn't necessarily pissed. I was just, like, confused. I'm like, because, I mean, he's always commenting on, you know, my, I mean, like, I get, like, you know, like, my cheek.

looks a little better and he's like oh you look so pretty today or whatever and like six inches

is a drastic change yeah that's really drastic do you uh quick question about uh that when you finally got him to notice it what was his reaction like what did he say honestly he didn't really like

say much he just was like oh it looks really pretty or whatever okay yeah thanks honey like

that's so nice of you you know you so do the test that i was talking about tonight i want you to go home nothing's changed on you just say notice something different about me and watch that bastard's gonna say something you know he'd like scramble exactly and call us tomorrow and tell us what happens caitlin what's going on it's mojo in the morning hi hey good morning everybody

Good morning.

How are you?

Good. So I have actually gotten Botox, and my boyfriend has never noticed. Oh, that's good, though.

That's good Botox. Or a dumb guy. I'm with that one.

Which one? And, Shannon, I go to where you got your BBL. You were recommended. So I was like, I'm going to go there. Oh, Rochester Beauty Bar? BBL Lite. You got a BBL? No, no, no, Lite. Shannon.

Shannon got my BBL. I knew that booty was too big. Oh, damn, girl. BBL Light. What is BBL Light? Oh, no.

Is that like...

I can show you the video of it.

Yo, Dr. Miami. Is that like Coke Zero? What is that? What is a BBL Light?

I got the BBL plus Moxie treatment on my face. Oh, I do love a good Moxie. Which helps with the wrinkles and it gets rid of dark spots.

I like full fat Coke. I don't like BBL lights and stuff like that.

Shout out to Rena.

oh my gosh how by the way how much work is in is has been put into you can you explain what do you have if you're not if you're hiding the bbls from this i'll tell you everything oh bbl

moxie botox yeah uh okay under eye filler cheek filler lip filler for me absolutely invest in that skin oh yeah i get botox in my jaw so truly when you go to west and say you know something

I'm different about me. He can name a whole bunch of things.

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girl i would like to think i do she would probably say i don't but yeah what's going on buddy what you calling for well i remember pretty specifically that kev definitely said something about liking a little underarm hair because i remember thinking that's kind of gross i'm telling you i never said he did he implied it for sure i have no doubt about it yeah i don't know what was going on i

know what the podcast is called what the bush is back oh he likes it he likes it there i'm about to listen to it that's what it is he no he likes it there he likes the hair there i'm pretty sure you did i'm gonna go listen to zach go pull up the audio on that one we're gonna do an instant replay we're gonna go to the telestrator here right now what uh the telus what is it in basketball or sports they always have like you know they always or what is the thing that uh tom brady and all those guys will go look at this play i don't know what it's called you know i think it's Isn't it a Telestrator or something? It's something. Yeah, something like that. Sounds official. Officially old. We're going to look. No, that's what they do. They do the thing on Tony Romo. It's literally called, it's a device or software that allows users to draw free hand on top of a video. Yeah, and they do it on ESPN on SportsCenter where they'll have. Give yourself a ding. They'll have, thank you. I appreciate that. I am a smart person.

He has a lucky clap for himself too.

I'm a smart person.

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