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This is a funny topic because and I want to solicit for it before Shannon tells us the story. But what is the craziest thing that you have ever procedure you've ever had done to you and you did it at somebody's house because Wes had something happen. Shannon's husband had something happen to him. Where does he go?

He no shame gets a little Botox here and there every now and again. And Botox, I guess, is what you call it. guys, right? He gets a little Botox and he goes to somebody's house to get his Botox done. Basement Botox. Yes. And I just think it is the funniest thing ever. Now, mind you, it's legit. The guy is a dermatologist and a friend of ours. But at the same time, it's just so funny that if somebody asks him where he goes, he can't say like he can't be like, oh, I go to this house over and You know, whatever the address is. But I know that there are so many people who get like massages or their eyebrows done or eyelashes done or hair done in somebody's basement. Legitimately. Quick question. Yeah. Did this doctor have an office prior? He does have an office. Oh, but it's just more convenient to go to go home and he can do it at any time. You know, like working on anybody, best of schedule, whatever.

so yeah dr warner gave me stitches on my couch oh when the when the trunk door opened and i yeah i had i cracked my head cracked my head open and dr warner had me lay on my couch and came over and literally a needle and thread and did it right there the funniest was uh that uh luke had friends over and they were mortified what is going they were like you know crazed by that Um, I think that that's, uh, that's cool that we, so when it usually, you want his number? Yeah. Yeah. Give me, give me some before the night out. Um, 844 Mojo live 844-665-6548. But I also like, I like the people that do it. Like you said that he's legit. I like the illegit people. That's what I want to know. I want the back alley, back, back room. I want the people that I can go to. Yeah.

In their bathroom. You made your certification on Canva.

Those are the people I want.

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I want to know I want to know and you can text us and we're going to give us some time I'm going to let this breathe a little bit before we get into anything else on the show because I know that there's some people that worry that oh shoot if I do this I'll tell on somebody we can voice us guys just don't say names okay or cities or places like that what's going on it's Mojo in the morning hi

hi

how are you What did you get done in somebody's house?

A tattoo. Oh, did you really? You really did. Yeah, but I was drinking and it was a fat needle. It's supposed to say face, but it looks like a flop.

Who is the butt? You guys were drinking while you decided to get a tattoo?

Yeah, it was a tattoo party around in my neighborhood. Am I on the radio right now? Yes, you are.

That's you.

Oh, I can't hear me because I'm on my phone. Yeah, you're not supposed to. It's going to mess you up anyway.

By the way, this is exactly how it started. Next thing you know, you got a tattoo on your ass.

Are they using clean needles? Like, I have so many questions.

They've had a fat needle, too. Stephanie, what's going on? Hi. Hi, how are you? Good. What did you do at somebody's house?

I had my belly button pierced in my friend's apartment kitchen.

Hell, yeah. Back to the stove. Hell, yeah. Did you lay on the table or where did you go? Countertop? Island?

Yes. Yeah, laid on the island. And her dad actually worked at, like, a tattoo piercing shop. so she like brought home the kit or whatever but we were just hanging out and she was like let's do

it and i was like okay quick question did they have to move like the centerpiece or the the you know the fruit bowl off of the thing so the basket of fruit yes and there you go you got yourself a

piercing what's going on lindsey how you doing hey um i i've never heard anything as crazy as a A co-worker of mine, we work for a Catholic organization, so vasectomies weren't covered by insurance. So the urologist showed up to his house, laid him on the kitchen island, and did his vasectomy.

Come on. No. Guy got a vasectomy on his kitchen island.

Yes, and we will not go over there for potlucks.

i was gonna say that would be fantastic right afterwards if all of a sudden they lay the food out on the table here's a jed's pizza man that what i wonder what would have happened if there was complication what do you do nikki what's going on hi hello hey i had my i had my baby

What? At a house? Unexpectedly, yes. He was having my baby shower, and I wasn't due for two weeks. It was during your baby shower? And I just said, well, I'm staying here.

Oh, my God.

Wait, wait, wait. Why? Because it was my third, and basically my midwife was already there. So we said, okay, well, let's just do it here. And then two hours later, he was born. Oh, my God. You are brave.

That's amazing. were you able to eat the desserts from the baby shower and open a gift or two uh voices guys is this ashley good morning good morning ashley we're talking about getting a medical procedure

done at someone's house what did you get done yes so i also get my botox in the basement um by a physician who went to prison for insurance fraud. So now he does Botox on the side because he can't practice medicine anymore.

Oh, my God. Wait, I know that's cheap as hell. Can you pass that info? But if you're skilled at it, you're skilled at it.

Listen, I feel guilty, but my skin looks great, and it's really cheap.

When you go into the basement, though, do you ever feel like it's dirty and it's going to be raided by the, Like it's a Thai massage place or something?

I do feel a little uneasy, but now that I know them and now that I know my skin looks good, I'm okay. Yeah.

That's great. All right. Well, thank you for the call. Love you, guys. Take care of yourself. Love you, too. Oh, my God. Katrina, Voices Guys also, what do you get done in somebody's basement?

Good morning. I get my hoo-ha waxed in the basement.

Really?

Do ya?

Vagina. So is this somebody's house that's a friend, or is it an actual legit business they run out of?

No, I actually met her through a friend of a friend. So the first time I met her, I was bare naked in her basement. And for the longest time, her kids didn't know what she did. So she was just having all these random people come over, not knowing. But her kids didn't know that there was what was going on in the basement.

So when you would leave the house, the kids are, like, playing upstairs?

Yes, or outside in front of her house. And I'm like, you do not know what I was here for.

But you're walking bow-legged, at least for a second, right?

Right.

Thank you for the call. Appreciate it.

Thank you. Bye.

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