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Whack A Mole Sex

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December 27, 2024 | 00:07:36 | Leisure

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this is a job for indeed sponsored jobs all right it's uh mojo in the morning show home of the war of the roses second date update and the dirty on the 30 this is a game of adult whack-a-mole

00:01:43 - 00:03:45 | Speaker 5:

how do you play that i want to know didn't you ever play whack-a-mole at like tucky t's i did but not adult whack-a-mole oh okay well this is not a game of whack-a-mole that you really want to play i want to know what killed the mood for you um call and tell us please because i swear i am giving away my three dogs i love them so much they are so cute but they can be so dang annoying and case in point friday night wes and i had some alone time because my ex-husband took the kids out for they had a family birthday and so there was like a dinner and so we found ourselves with like a couple of hours friday night that was just the two of us and so of course like what are we gonna do we're gonna yeah so we went up to our bedroom and we put a gate at the bottom of the stairs so the three dogs couldn't get upstairs because even if we shut our door they will sit outside of the door and cry and whine and scratch the door and that is really super irritating um and so we were in the middle of doing our round take a work and they got past the gate and ran up the stairs and Bo who is our puppy I mean he's one now but he's still a puppy and he's a cavapoo so he they're like really like high energy dogs and he kept running around the bed and jumping up trying to see what was going on and trying to get on the bed so any way that we kind of changed our position and faced there was just this little fluffy dog head that was jumping up constantly and then if we turned the other way he would run to the other side of the bed and just jump up constantly and Wes was like I feel like this is whack-a-mole like anywhere you go there's this little head that's popping up and it totally killed the moon totally we were done

00:03:45 - 00:03:52 | Speaker 1:

that was it so it's stop me uh with it so you had them at the bottom of the stairs you said

00:03:52 - 00:04:15 | Speaker 5:

yes and then i have this like like this i don't even know what it is it's like a clear acrylic gate like a folding gate well they know how to get around it sometimes so they got so If they work together, they can get around the dang thing. And then I had the door cracked open because I didn't need to shut it. There were no dogs upstairs. Well, we were done.

00:04:15 - 00:04:20 | Speaker 1:

Is Bo the only of the three dogs that's interested in wanting to come up on the bed with you guys?

00:04:21 - 00:04:22 | Speaker 5:

Friday night, yes.

00:04:23 - 00:04:26 | Speaker 1:

So Charlie and what is it? Willow. Willow.

00:04:26 - 00:04:45 | Speaker 5:

Can they make it up? Can they make it up? I feel like they don't have the jumping power. um charlie for sure cannot willow and bow willow for her can um bow tries but that's why you just see his little head like yeah constantly going up and down um what uh so what killed the mood

00:04:45 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 1:

uh it could be anything it obviously could be another animal story if you got one for us because i think animals in the bedroom are the worst right yeah uh do other pets like do cats get I'm sorry I just

00:05:00 - 00:05:05 | Speaker 7:

my brain just thought of, like, parents who talk. Like, did you imagine having a parent saying something while you're in the room doing your thing?

00:05:05 - 00:05:29 | Speaker 3:

Repeating what you said. 844 Mojo Live, 844-665-6548. It seems like dogs are the ones that are the most annoying when you're trying to be intimate with your significant other. 844-665-6548. That actually is a funny game, though. A game of whack-a-mole. That is kind of the thing. You need one of those mallet things. Boom.

00:05:30 - 00:05:35 | Speaker 4:

yeah i yeah i mean like at one point i was like literally face to face with the dog i'm like this

00:05:35 - 00:05:48 | Speaker 3:

is not no i can't we can't the kids are always a big one too and now you guys do have that because you guys have so many kids in that house that it requires you the schedule is always changing and

00:05:48 - 00:06:00 | Speaker 4:

that's why when when i you know found out that i was unexpectedly unexpectedly excuse me gonna have a few hours free on friday night let's go you know how long is this birthday we literally run

00:06:00 - 00:06:06 | Speaker 3:

up the stairs yeah what's up britney how you doing good how are you good britney what was

00:06:06 - 00:06:24 | Speaker 5:

it that ruined the mood well you just said um do cats like get involved and the other day my cat was on our bed while we were getting down to it and i didn't really realize it until i started feeling like my toes he was trying to bite my toes in the middle of it oh my god yeah we just We just took him, and we just threw him off.

00:06:24 - 00:06:33 | Speaker 3:

At one point, when your cat starts, like, doing something like that, your cat's saying, I don't like you guys together. Like, I'm trying to keep you guys from being together.

00:06:33 - 00:06:41 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, he just always tries to get in, though. Like, any time he jumps on the bed, we can lock him out of the door, and he'll still, I don't know how he gets in the room, but he does.

00:06:41 - 00:06:42 | Speaker 3:

Oh, my gosh. Eno, what's up?

00:06:43 - 00:06:46 | Speaker 5:

Hi. First time, long time. Hey, there.

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Hi, Eno.

00:06:48 - 00:06:49 | Speaker 3:

What's happening?

00:06:50 - 00:07:29 | Speaker 6:

So, I have cats. i have three cats and they act like dogs so when me and my husband tried to go in the room you know to have our alone time um sometimes like one time we shut the door and all three cats went to the door the black one jumped up on the table and put her paws on the handle while the other one pushed and then it got in the door and then other times um we think that one they're all gone but they'll be under the bed and as soon as we start they jump out from under the bed and they sit on the

00:07:29 - 00:07:47 | Speaker 3:

bed and try to stare at us it's wild that would be creepy i'd be worried to be jumping on my back or something can i tell you that i never thought that cats were this protective like dogs are yeah it's crazy what's what's up how you doing uh ashton what's up how you guys doing so um

00:07:47 - 00:07:54 | Speaker 7:

whenever me and my girlfriend bake cookies like her dog they just like have this look of shame

00:07:59 - 00:08:16 | Speaker 4:

ashton it's so funny because if it's the middle of the night for us and all three dogs sleep in our room for the most part I always like they they do afterwards look at both of us like what did you just do I I always and Wes Wes makes fun of me but I'm always like I'm so sorry you guys

00:08:16 - 00:08:59 | Speaker 3:

that you had to see and hear that I remember the one call that we had that one time where the person told us that they were having sex with their spouse and they were like wow this is the most unbelievable thing ever only to realize it wasn't their spouse that was doing things to them it was their dog that was doing things stop it do you remember that call we it was one of the more infamous phone calls we had it was maybe like 10 years ago or something like that on the show yeah and i will never forget i will never forget that that was you know one of those like you're in bed and you're like this is the greatest thing ever you're thinking your spouse in the middle of the night is doing something like that so you're just kind of being quiet going this is so great I'm going to pretend like I'm sleeping.

00:08:59 - 00:09:00 | Speaker 4:

Then your spouse walks out of the bathroom.

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