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I was driving on, and any of our Waterford listeners know exactly where this is. It's Crescent Lake Road. So you guys know Crescent Lake Road over in Waterford, right around Cooley Lake Road. There is a weird part of it where it just kind of turns and spins because it's right around like lakes and things in that area. And I had to sneeze so bad. And it's one of those sneezes that when i sneezed so bad i saw black spots after the sneeze and i sneezed really really bad black spots only to see a car right in front of me just kind of slammed on their brakes to go take a turn or wait for somebody to turn and thank god i didn't get into an accident but i almost got into an accident and i could not believe the the fact that uh two seconds of a sneeze caused for me not even to realize that the car in front of me had stopped yeah but it was that bad today's one of those days you do not want that to happen to you because you got to be on high alert but what is it about a sneeze sometimes that could cause you to kind of like lose focus on what the hell you're doing have you guys ever had the the black spot sneeze or should i call my doctor right

now i get that too and i always worry that there's something wrong i have you guys had your blood

pressure check bro i've sneezed but i thought i went blind it was yeah i thought my heart stopped

it was yeah it was one of those ones where i looked on the actual uh you know dashboard and on the windshield to see if there was any snot or anything whether if anybody's ever gotten an

accident and then said oh i sneezed i'm sorry but that could actually happen like i'm sure it's a

dumb excuse but right i mean that can be real i i can't believe though sometimes the distraction that you get, and it's not always from your phone and texting or doing any of that stuff. Yeah. I mean, there's so many distractions that sometimes just happen in

a car. Yeah. I remember one time I was driving. I saw an ass so fat almost die. Did you get black spots? I almost broke my neck. It was Sherelle.

By the way, nice save on that. Your sweatpants. By the way, that was not supposed to be a splat. It was supposed to be a smack. I don't know why a splat. That was not your ass, Jarrell. That was your ass. That was the one I wanted to do. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. What almost caused the accident? Mojo in the morning. What's up, Jalen? How you doing? How's it going? Good, man. What's going on with you, buddy? Sorry, I'm not awake. Oh, are you just waking up right now? No, no. Oh, okay. Sneaking into work. Okay. All right. I don't want to get caught. You had that happen to you where you, you sneeze so hard that you actually started seeing spots. It's like, what happened? By the way, if you're found to be late to work, will you get in trouble? Is that why you're kind of keeping it kind of low-key? Oh, yeah. How late are you?

Can't speak on that.

Okay. Can't speak on that. I plead defeat.

I like that he's late and he still called it.

Rochelle what's going on how you doing hi hi what's happening so I was parked on Main Street I live in a small town I was parked on Main Street and I was sitting in my friend's business that's right on Main Street and all of a sudden you hear just a huge crash and my car was parked right in front of the window and you just see a car come around and swung around and t-boned my car and when we went out first of all i thought the guy was dead and he wasn't but he claimed that he had sneezed and closed his eyes for too long and he ended up taking out five cars oh my god wow yeah he hit my back tire and completely t-boned me and took out two three cars behind me and then slammed my car into the car in front of mine see and three of the cars were brand new

cars it's no joke i'm telling you it did get your distraction for just that one moment there what's

up patty hi good morning guys morning similar things happened to us uh so when i was in high school so 18 years ago my mom was picking me up one day and somebody sneezed and rear-ended us And when the police officer showed up, they did not give him a ticket because they called it, like, an act of God. Wow. And, I mean, he totaled his car, and he had, like, these giant work boots on, and he actually ended up telling my mom he couldn't feel the brake pedal, which I think is really what happened. But, like I said, he told me after a season, they said it's an act of God, that if something of God or a tree branch or something were to fall.

Yeah, I could see where you would sneeze, and you'd take your foot off of the brake or your foot.

Yeah, or slam on the gas or something by accident.

Here's one. And it's not a sneeze that caused the accident, and I can play the splat for it that I played for Shirelle's booty. But I almost got into an accident due to a bird poop. Ew. Bird pooped literally right on their car at that moment, causing them to slide. What's up, John? How you doing?

I'm good. How are you?

Fantastic, buddy. We're talking about being careful driving because they never know what's going to happen. What's happening?

I wanted to say first, long-time listener, first-time caller. You got it.

By the way, that hopefully never causes an accident where you get people riled up with that.

I had a friend who, they were driving on their way to work, and they ended up sneezing. And you know the little yellow poles that come down from the telephone wires?

Yes.

They ended up driving up one of those and flipping their car over and completely totaling it. No way.

No way. that's like a hell of a sneeze that is bad it happened at the end of my street and i saw it happened and i couldn't believe it wow that is crazy um somebody driving right now says i was just trying to call you guys and please that's why i ask you and whether that's bad don't call us up you know or don't text us call us this person ends up i almost got into an accident sending this text message to you guys as i was going to tell you that a sneeze caused an accident one time for me a text almost caused an accident trying to text into mojo in the morning show i

want to hear from somebody who works in insurance i want to know if this act of god thing is like legit yeah or if like does it do anything for your deductible are you like out of it at that point

there's gotta be other situations like if a beat comes in your car and your windows are up like what do you do like i would freak out i wouldn't swerve off the road and crash do you any of you

guys wear contacts yeah okay so i used to before i had lasik your eyes ever get dry enough when you're driving that when you blink a contact will actually fall out yeah yeah yep yeah or get cut

caught on the side of my eye and i'm trying to get it out see she believes it ah there you go brought to you by dr yaldu as joey used to say the first season of the x games league is ending

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