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What An Ugly Baby!
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What An Ugly Baby!

from Mojo In The Morning

March 24, 2023 | 00:06:36 | Leisure

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Mojo in the morning home of the phone scams, the war of the roses, and the dirty on the 30. So Megan's known for saying F them babies. Spike, you're known for saying after this one.

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It was a passive insult to call the baby ugly. I didn't really call the baby ugly, but it was very obvious the baby was ugly because I don't know how you guys react when someone shows you their baby and it's ugly. Listen, every parent thinks their baby's adorable, but let me tell you, and I'm a parent, I'll tell you, the cold hard truth is that maybe 10% of babies are actually adorable. The other 90%, they're ugly babies.

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Well, they need to unscrunch. Yes. It takes them a second to like...

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And some don't unscrunch.

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Yeah, and like fluff up a little bit.

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Yeah, yeah. Some of the most beautiful babies ready for baby modeling is, you know, if you had a C-section, you didn't have to push them through the tunnel.

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And some of them that unscrunch look better scrunched. So sometimes that does happen. But there's a few people on this show.

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We're still waiting to grow out of our babies. We're still scrunched as an adult. So I was out with some friends. We were out at just the neighborhood tavern where a couple of my friends that we know brought their newborn over to our table. and it was just like the neighborhood bar like a lot of people were coming down to eat and get happy hour and there was like two or three tables actually that brought their little strollers in parked them out front and so we know this couple they brought the baby over and i said oh look how small oh yeah because i didn't want to come i didn't want to lie and say cute baby because it's not a cute baby but then my other friend said you are so blessed and then my girlfriend who's never mean to anybody meg said are you getting sleep like she totally turned it didn't even talk about the baby yeah not one person at the table said what a cute baby and i was like when they walked away i said do you think mom noticed that none of us complimented your baby

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yeah yeah that's always my go-to as i say oh my gosh he's so teeny tiny mike you caught what i

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caught look how small is also kind of uh it seems like a rude thing to say yeah oh well this is

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newborn baby this is their first time out with the baby so the babies people always think that

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that makes you think that the baby's not healthy or yeah yeah oh i wasn't even worried about that

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tiny it's a tiny baby yeah yeah but you were being mean so they just had the baby like six

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weeks ago he's just not lying yeah he's being truthful i think that's when you just go you had a baby right he's a baby well i thought of the reese witherspoon movie where they're like you brought a baby to the bar because nobody wanted to say anything about how cute the baby was uh

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844 mojo live 844-665-6548 what did you say to uh to them when they showed you their baby and

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their baby wasn't that that cute lucy always gets mad at me my almost nine-year-old because whenever we go back like she Thank you.

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loves going back in my phone and looking at pictures of when she and my little guy, Smith, were little. And she's always like, who was cuter? And I'm like, Smith, 10,000%. Oh my gosh, you tell her that? Honestly. Yeah, can't even lie. What's wrong with you?

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And you also, you favor Smith now, so it hasn't like, it's like, man, that kid.

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Everybody comes down on Megan and you have those babies.

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He was a cuter baby, because he was real fat. He just had rolls and rolls and rolls, and she was so skinny. She was such a skinny little thing.

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But she looks and she resembles you. She's like, she's your, she's like your mini me. What's going on, Sarah?

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I am a mom of two. My boys are absolutely beautiful now, but I will be the first to tell you they were very ugly babies. I love my children, but I did not post baby pictures for a little bit on Facebook.

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Oh, so you even knew when they were born, you didn't have the aware. I mean, you had the awareness right from the start.

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Oh, yeah. My first born, as soon as he came out, I asked, why is he so slimy and why does he look like that?

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Wow. That's so mean. Oh, my God. That's mom. She loves you.

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I do, but they're very cute.

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Don't they say your mom will always love you no matter what, except for Sarah?

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Yep, there you go.

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Valerie, what did you say?

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Nice outfit. Nice outfit. You can go in the baby outfit if the kid's ugly.

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Oh, my God.

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Like the baby picked out the outfit. Good job, kid.

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I was just reading this morning in our prep, parents revealed the most annoying advice they were given when they had a baby, when they just had a baby. The most annoying thing that you can ever say to a parent, number one, was sleep when the baby sleeps. Thanks for the tip. They do not want to have you tell them that. The other ones were stop holding the baby so much. they can hold the baby as much as they want to it's their baby um and then other ones that were on the list uh you must have a second soon telling them when to have a baby and you're hold or you're not holding them correctly to tell a parent how to hold their baby i that would that

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would offend me the other ones me but that one would offend charlie what's up good morning how are you so my grandson was not the cutest little thing and i would show pictures to people and they'd be like oh he's so cute and i'd say now i know we're not real fun

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why do i think that all grandmas love their babies so much

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i mean of course i love them to death i mean but quick question is it your daughter or your son

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so your son so did they look like the daughter-in-law no he he's unique

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interesting wow thank you for the call what's up uh shelby hi shelby hi so um

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yeah so what you're supposed to say is how precious

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wait how precious is actually a way to not say whether it's precious because they're cute or precious because they're ugly that's actually not a bad thing yeah no i know i'm saying yeah because if you say how precious how precious doesn't come across as negative i kind of like that that's a good one right all right yeah we'll use that one the only problem is

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I'm Emily Oster. I'm an economist and data expert.

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And I'm Perry Wilson. I'm a medical doctor.

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And this is our new podcast, Wellness Actually.

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You're getting a staggering amount of health and wellness information, and some of it is awesome.

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And some of it is, well, actually, bullshit. Fortunately, we're both people who know how to read studies and can tell you what's worth trying out and what you can safely ignore.

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Listen to Wellness Actually on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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