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Bill, why is my eye twitching? Does this mean I'm in perimenopause? Where's my phone?

Juliana, maybe we can ask an actual human.

Yes, because I have questions and I bet you do too. Like, is it normal to sleep in separate bedrooms? We do that and I still need to know why my poop's been green.

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I have a video I want to share. See if KP can post this, because I want to know if this is appropriate. We had a delivery to our house yesterday. I want you guys to go look at this video, and I put it in our group chat. I want you to look at the video of the delivery guy throwing my package literally from the street to my house. Has anybody ever caught the delivery person just like throwing their package? I could not believe this thing. This thing was, by the way, this might be the greatest throw ever. I actually did a still shot, too, of the thing, too.

Oh, my God.

Is that unbelievable?

Why do these delivery guys do that when they know that everybody has a camera on their doorbell now?

It was. I mean, first off, that throw, that's like professional, isn't it? He cornholed you. Is that unreal? Has that ever happened to anybody? Has anybody ever had or caught the delivery driver doing something, not just throwing it? Has anybody caught the delivery person doing something? Like, have you ever had a, you know, a UPS, Amazon, FedEx, whoever, like peeing in your trees or, you know, I bet you it has to happen. 844 Mojo Live, 844-665-6548. The craziest was that Chelsea, it was delivered.

What was that?

I think, luckily, it was a pair of jeans that Chelsea ordered. So she ordered these jeans. But look at that package flying in the sky. It is mid-air. I caught it like still shot. It's mid-air. It's unbelievable.

Your porch pots look very nice. Look at this guy.

By the way, Kev is right. Can we find out if this guy is a cornhole champion? I'm telling you. We should do it. I remember one time where a friend of mine was getting furniture delivered. He was getting new furniture. and he had the guy and I think it might have been it might have been the guy in the brown truck the big brown truck through his furniture, he lived in Birmingham and you know how the sidewalks, the street and the sidewalks are right there and then the house is not that far, like it's not like it's a long walk he was parked on the street, he threw it over the sidewalk

furniture? I swear to

Chelsea, or Shannon. I swear to hand to God, he had the video of the guy throwing it, and he was throwing it from the street. He never had to take one step onto his property to do this thing. And I know that there are certain neighborhoods where the street is close to the house. Those are usually the ones where they don't have mailboxes. They have them right up on their thing. You can throw it right to it. What's going on, Yoshi?

Hey. How are you? How are you?

Fantastic. We're talking about what did you catch the delivery person doing?

I'm a mailman. Oh. And I've done it myself. I'm not going to lie. All right? But I popped my package. How?

How do you know it's not a breakable item in there? Fragile.

I mean, usually it says fragile.

Okay, if it doesn't say fragile. So if you don't put fragile on it, Yoshi's going to throw it all the way up on the doorstep.

Listen, listen. The smaller the package, the more I know it's not breakable.

Yeah, by the way. It doesn't work like that.

Light bulbs.

the smaller the package that's what she said the less breakable that it is

he probably has some crazy stories because I'm sure the mishandling doesn't just take place during delivery like back where they actually have to pack up stuff that's why we're getting crazy bro it's in the truck one of the homies work for the postal service at LA I don't usually

throw packages but when I do when I'm trying to get my stuff done and whatnot?

Yeah.

Hey, listen. Don't sit here and get 17 packages and you got to make me do 17 walks from my truck to the house.

By the way, is Kev right? Are the guys back loading the truck up? Are they just throwing those things all over the place?

No, no, no, no. We're not throwing them. We're talking them. They're talking them.

Oh, my gosh.

You are so dumb.

Oh, I love this guy. Julie, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi.

Hey, first time caller. Hey there. Hey, Julie's on the phone.

Julie, what'd you catch the delivery guy doing?

I had a company deliver cabinets to my house, kitchen cabinets, and they took them out of the back of their truck and literally rolled them one by one and flipped them all the way up my driveway, up the walkway, and into my house instead of using a dolly or carrying them.

Oh, my God. How bad do those cabinets get dinged?

Oh, really bad. And then they didn't understand why. Of course.

That's crazy. And these are kitchen cabinets. I mean, these are items that are made of wood. They're fragile. What's up, Lisa?

Hey, how are you?

Good. We're talking about what did you catch the delivery guy doing?

Well, a no-name small truck backed into my driveway. I have a camera on my garage, and I have a ring doorbell on my front door, and I have an outside cat. And so all of a sudden, I see the guy pick my cat up, and my cat gets in the truck with him. And I was like, there's no way this guy just stole my cat. Sure enough, he pulls out of my driveway, the window, his driver's side window's down, and I caught it on my ring doorbell. I don't know if my cat jumped out or he tossed my cat out, but my cat seemed flying back up my driveway. Oh, my gosh. He probably did throw it.

that's that's insane the guy was trying to steal your cat and your cat fought back

yeah he was like no no packages for you and took off but it was crazy he um i mean the cat's super friendly but i was like oh my gosh that was i mean that was probably not going to be a good day when

i got home we had uh that as a story i think once where the cats or the the delivery person stole the dog it was like a person's nice dog so scary uh what's up jordan hi hey there what's going on and we're talking about how the delivery driver threw my package. What did you have a delivery driver do?

Yeah, our Amazon driver, I actually have a video on TikTok, but it wouldn't go through on the text message for you guys to show it's justice. But he had to put our packages in a backpack first. Then when he got to our porch, he literally just bent over and slung our packages out of our bag onto our porch, leaving behind Lifesaver wrappers and stuff too so that's when we look at the camera wrappers all over the place with our packages just thrown everywhere

thank god for ring cameras

to get all the packages out

oh my god thank god by the way for those ring cameras what's up Kylie or Kyle

Kyle yeah this is him hi Kyle what's up Yeah, last week my dog scared the crap out of him, out of the, I think it was a UPS driver.

Yeah?

Comes running up on my porch and my dog started barking. He ran. I have a laugh, so you think a laugh wasn't scared of me, barked?

So wait, so the dog scared the crap out of him, so what did he do?

He threw the package on the porch and ran back to the door.

Your dog almost bit him. I would have done the same thing, too.

Yeah, she's a big dog, too.

What kind of dog you got?

A lamb. A silver lamb.

And what's her name? A silver lamb.

Molly. Poor Molly. I always wondered about that with these postal people, drivers that work for Amazon or whatever. You got people that just have their dogs and cats and stuff like that out in front of the house.

Dude, I don't know what it is about my dog. My dog is so afraid of everything except the mailman. And if she could murder, she would. Really? Oh, she freaks out for the mailman.

Coraline doesn't like the mailman.

She hates the mailman. I've never seen her act like that ever before. Has the mailman ever stepped inside? No. Has she ever interacted with the mailman? Absolutely not. Does the mailman also carry dog treats for all of the other nice dogs in the neighborhood? Mm-hmm. But for some reason, my dog is out to kill that guy.

Does Coraline get a treat from the mailman? Or because Coraline's acting up, she doesn't get a treat?

That dog is demonic when a mailman is around.

Listen to this one. And Tanisha, what did the delivery driver do?

He came and delivered my packages on the front door. He placed them on the porch, but then he walked around the back of the house, and he peed in my trees. No, oh, my God. I was like, where is he going? Because I caught the whole thing on camera, and he literally peed. And then he did, like, a little hip dance back and forth. So he was making circles with it. That's probably the only magic night he had all day.

You got to send that video to us. That's priceless. That's awesome.

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Bill, why is my eye twitching? Does this mean I'm in perimenopause? Where's my phone?

Juliana, maybe we can ask an actual human.

Yes, because I have questions, and I bet you do too. Like, is it normal to sleep in separate bedrooms? We do that, and I still need to know why my poop's been green.

We've got actual people answering these exact questions. Listen to Bill and Juliana.

The podcast.

On the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your podcasts.

The podcast.

The World Cup is underway, and it's been incredible. On our podcast, The Away End, with Daniel Alarcon and John Green, we're talking about the games that have delighted us, the teams that have inspired us, what we're loving and what surprised us, all through the lens of being massive fans of the world's most beautiful game.

Daniel, this tournament has been magical so far. There's so much to love, and I can hardly believe the drama that the group stage brought us. And now it's time for us to talk about the teams that are left as the field is whittled down to one World Cup champion on July 19th.

Listen to The Way End with Daniel Alarcon and John Green on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.