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All right, it is the Emojo in the Morning Show. Chelsea is coming home, hopefully, today. She's gotten some issues with being down in Florida and stuff with all the weather stuff. And I'm excited about that. I'm actually excited about it for twofold. I kind of get lonely when I'm home by myself. And I also find myself not being very smart about, like, eating. I don't know what the story is.

What have you been eating?

Lots of pretzels. I'm a pretzel nut. But also, I find myself eating anything that, I've been trying not to do DoorDash, because I normally would just DoorDash my ass off, and then next thing I know, I'm spending like $300 in DoorDash. I have decided that I was going through all the frozen foods that we had in our freezer that haven't been cooked in a while, and anything that was like frozen. I think I've had gluten-free waffles like the last five or six days in a row. But I am excited for her to come home for a couple of reasons. Number one, I'm lonely. Number two, I'm hoping that I'm going to get laid. It's at least sometime in the near future. You know what I mean? Let's have some fun. I don't know if this happens to a lot of people. I sound like Zach now. I got like the mouthful of saliva going on here right now. Hold on. Oh, my God. Swallow. All right. I'm literally about to throw up. Oh, my God. Okay. So I don't know if this happens to you and your relationship, But my relationship with Chelsea has been going on for a very long time. I'm blessed that we are together still. But I also think that sometimes we've lost the romance where we choose other things over sex. And it's not just her. It's me, too. And I am not surprised if you call us up and tell me that we're crazy. But I'm also not surprised if you call me up and say, yeah, you have also chosen sister wives and 90-day fiancé over having sex.

Is that a bad thing, though?

I don't necessarily think so. Honestly, it's very enjoyable sometimes just to sit down in bed and lay down in bed and watch TV. But there are times where we will lay down in bed, and I'm thinking we're going to have sex. We turn the TV on or have the TV rolling in the background, and next thing I know, we're three episodes deep in our DVR, you know? Like, we're cleaning that damn thing out. And it gets to a point that it turns into us more enjoying that than the, you know, the, I don't know, five minutes of lovemaking that would happen. So I wanted to ask this question. What did you choose over sex? 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. You laid in bed. You thought it was going to be a romantic night. And then next thing you know, playoff sports is on. What's up, Marvin? How you doing?

Good.

How are you guys? Good. And by the way, this is an interesting stat. I was going to throw this out there just to show you this. Study found that one in three 18 to 34-year-olds report no sexual activity in the last year. In the last year, 18 to 34-year-olds have not had sex in the last year. and that's because they say they have chosen gaming over sex like kev and what about you marvin yeah i'd rather i'd rather play fortnite you'd rather have you'd rather have fortnite fun than having fornication fun with your girl huh i mean it just depends on the day you know sometimes you feel it sometimes you don't sometimes you want to hop on the game with the boys yeah Yeah.

By the way, does she want that same thing, too, or is she feeling lonely?

No, she hates the game. She wants me to get rid of it.

So the game is actually coming in between you and your girl?

Yeah, sometimes. How often are you playing? I play every day.

Can you not take a break for a second?

I mean, I can, but, like, it's kind of boring. You know, life's kind of boring right now. It's nothing really to do.

Stay strong, Marvin.

No, I think you should be single, Marvin.

By the way, we've talked before about girls doing exactly what Sherelle did with you, where she's just standing there naked and the guys just completely ignore it. Justin, hi.

Hello.

Hi, what have you chosen over sex, Justin?

Gambling. You're kidding.

So like putting parlays together over P, the other P?

Pretty much. Blackjack, free card poker.

Do you know that my son, Joe, has been betting and gambling on table tennis lately?

Yeah. Where are you watching table tennis?

He's doing ping pong betting or whatever. Table tennis. Really? Yeah.

Rugby. Rugby. On a foreign team you don't even know the name of and you can't pronounce.

Yeah. You must be winning money. Because if you were losing money, you'd be right away.

Or you have a big problem. You know what? It could be a little bit of both.

Oh, my God. These are all guys that are choosing this over sex. What about the women? Are the women choosing things over sex? What's up, Brett?

I kind of envy you, Kev. You had a choice. You made the wrong one. I can't do anything for six months, bro. What happened? We found out I had testicular cancer, so I had to have surgery done, and I'm laid up for six weeks.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Do they take the testicles off when you have testicular cancer?

um you have an option if you want if they only take one they will give you like a prosthetic it doesn't serve anything it's just there to help like even out wow what did you do yeah you can't do anything did you take the the plastic balls oh no my wife would have watched that she's like i don't need something fake in you wow so you just have no balls i have one why did you like slide in the middle at that point um so what they do is when they take the testicle they cut the um spermatic tubes yeah from that testicle and completely seal it off like they do with a uh

woman when she gets her tubes tied this is so interesting can i can i ask you when you pee

does it like hurt oh it hurts it feels it feels like i was in razor blades oh wow

i'm sorry this is what were the symptoms like how did you you sound so young um i'm 29.

i found out because me and my wife we were getting ready to bake cookies yeah and something didn't feel right and i had some pain while she felt around and she felt um peace like the peace side sits on my testicles. Yeah, wow. Good for your wife, by the way,

for checking. Yeah. It's a good reminder to go get tested. Yeah. What's the date that you can finally let loose?

I cannot let loose until March 30th. Hey, you call us on March 30th, and we're going to have a party on the air for you. Spring. Yeah.

Just think about, like, grandmas and baseball until then, so you don't get excited. Will do, Mojo. Will do. All right, buddy. Go back on your recovery. I appreciate you. Bye. um what's going on mojo in the morning laura hi hi how are you i'm good how are you fantastic

laura what do you choose over sex um it's my husband i am literally between his legs on my knees he will say nope my charcoal lit for my hookah he wants he doesn't want to uh have

fun because he's choosing

his hookah?

Yes. Oh my God. That is... Dumb. You're dumb. What is it? You're dumb. For real. You're dumb, right? No, you are so dumb. They would be perfect together. Literally. Hookah and, you know... Hookah and the hooch.

You know, he's like, it's been a long day. I'm like, okay,

bye. But I would think right after

you hookahed a little bit you'd be more into it you know yeah i don't like that i'll have to get

him to try can i be honest laura what i'd do is i'd hide the hookah and tell him he's got to give it to you and then you'll give it to him right i can't believe these guys that's crazy red flag Yeah.

Yeah.

Red flag for just the guy's got low testosterone or do you think he's got a girlfriend or something?

No, I don't know.

I will tell you, man, that's amazing. All right, thank you for the call. We appreciate it. Well, I'm excited that Chelsea's coming on.

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