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really like since taking luke to the uh the game the other night i haven't really seen him because he's he's still off from school right now he's on a break right now and i think they go back oh my god he's so lucky yeah the spartans go back i think on uh on monday so he's been hanging out and visiting with friends and things like that but um we went out to the game and then what i did because now we're working downtown i have found it that the only way i can go to these games that don't get over until like 11 30 or midnight is i have to stay downtown so i i'll get a hotel you know wherever and so i usually find a hotel that's you know a little bit from our eastern market studios and so luke and myself and luke's buddy nolan we all stayed together in the hotel and um i finally saw luke because i was like luke are you gonna put put your stuff away um he had all his bag and stuff of crap just sitting in the front entryway you know how your kids do that you ever kids come home from school do they just like throw does josiah just throw his crap everywhere can i walk in first and you ever notice that when they when get and it doesn't grow out of this they one shoe is in one place and the other shoe could be like in another

neighbor's house i don't even know who would do that right i just kind of think you know that's

me well i i see luke's bag there and then i see these two pillows that are there and i said to luke i go luke uh take your bag and your pillows and put them up in your room and i go by the way why do you have your pillows here i didn't i didn't know what was going on and um and he goes well those aren't really my pillows and i said well whose pillows are those pillows he goes that's

from the hotel oh he's stealing really well they were very comfortable i know i get it but think

how many heads have sweat on that pillow well i would hope i mean that's true but because the

pillowcase doesn't matter it sweats in you sweat into the pillow travel with your own pillow no it's gross every time i sleep in a hotel i think about it but at least i'm only doing it for a day

or two and i i said to luke i go to luke i go you're a thief i go you can't steal this at first off that i gotta look at my bills they charge me for these pillows but also then i started thinking oh what a great topic what's what what have you stolen from a uh a hotel have you guys ever done

that you guys okay so the hotel that lucy and i stayed at when we went to our annual mom-daughter trip to new york city a couple of weeks ago right they had and you know how bad i want one the Dyson hair dryer oh and I was like I wonder if I stole it if it would be discounted you know what I mean because they always will say they'll charge you if you or at least I think they would they're gonna charge you if a Dyson hair dryer is missing but they're not gonna charge you the full price that it is if I bought it new online really I was like this could be a deal no I feel it would be more like no like a convenience like what if they only charged me a hundred bucks for it steal i would take it i'd risk it i really thought about it i really sat there and thought

about it you should ask them did it have like the case and all the accessories no um bro i remember my mama she we used to have so many bottles of shampoo and conditioner and them little thin ass square soaps like i can't bathe with this thing oh my god bro i'd be like mom we got a shampoo Look in the closet. You go in there and it'd be like- All the minis? The Hiltons. You know what I hate now? They don't do that anymore.

I hate that the hotels have refillables because everybody's worried about the environment. Like I want-

And they're stuck to the wall.

I want the plastics. That was also something that we would take too. And my sister Tracy was always the queen. She still does it today. She has like a same thing, a thing in her closet where it all is. The best is we will- And I know friends that have done this. i've had friends that have taken big things out of the uh the hotel rooms like tvs well kind of really yeah i've had i've had a friend of mine that said that he was like yeah you guys there's a tv there he takes the tv out and it was a hotel that was up at a hotel up in grand blank area that's crazy and he's and i'm like well what about the the remote's not going to work because the remote is the remote he goes no the remote worked it actually worked out did they get charged No, didn't get charged for the thing See, I'm thinking about even Luke Like walking through with a pillow

They know They take a little note on your account

I want to know What did you take from a hotel and what hotel was it Because I want to know if it was good Elizabeth, hi

Hell yeah What did you take? Pillows Oh my gosh, the pillows are the best pillows But we take towels My husband likes the rough washcloths We take the washcloths. Ew. But listen. But listen, Shannon. I knew Shannon was going to say ew.

That was Megan. You probably got to out me like that. Let Shannon take the fall. That was Megan.

Let Shannon take the fall. Bleach it. Just bleach the heck out of everything. Yeah. Bring it home. No, it's not that.

I have no problem with the cleanliness. It's the rough texture. Go treat yourself to a good loofah. Oh, no.

My husband loves the rough washcloths. I know. I like the soft ones. He likes it rough.

It depends what hotel you stay at. I'm telling you what, you stay at the Shinola in Detroit.

Oh, they have everything nice.

They also have these for your phone and stuff like that. They have the Shinola like light stuff or like plugs.

I want to move in there and live forever.

That would be honestly, if they rented like a room, like an apartment, that would be where I would want to live.

Spread my ashes there.

What's up? Doug, hi. What did you steal from a hotel?

mojo good morning morning um dude i always so i go on business trips all the time i'm all over the country um soon to be all over the world i always always always and my fiance hates this comes i always come home with a new robe really no yeah every single time they're not good i'm going to tell you something oh they're awesome what do you mean i agree with you they're awesome

i always well i used to always wear them until recently i put on a i went to put on a robe at the hotel and there was a poop streak in it oh no and forevermore i think to myself they do not

wash the robe there was you gotta inspect the robe just like you inspect the room that's part

of the room and the robe but robes from like really nice hotels are great robes yeah oh dude they are they're amazing um what's going on gail hi how are you good morning glad to have you guys

back thank you so i saw this really a pair of really pretty canvas paintings black and white flowers in a hotel bathroom and i took them and i hung them up in my apartment Not the hotel art I just know it wasn't good art It was really pretty And I was like, I was really young I was really stupid and really poor I just really wanted those paintings I love when

People will steal also From the hotel and then they'll say I need the matching set So let me check in like a year or two Years later and find the matching set What's up Joe, how you doing? joe yeah hey buddy that's you how you doing okay what'd you still wait no hold on joe this is a good one joe tell everybody what you stole from a hotel okay well i didn't really steal it i just Good bulbs for bad bulbs. Remember the floor lamps? They had the halogen lights. They were like $30 a bulb. I would take my bad one, put it in with a good one. So I kind of replaced the good for a bad one.

You're taking the light bulbs now. That's sophisticated. What hotel has the best light bulbs?

You know, it was the floor lamps. It was like the Motel 6 and the cheaper hotels.

Okay. That's funny, man. Taking the old. Wait. Wait, isn't that the, is that the one that says we'll leave the light on for you? Not if Joe gets them first. What's up, Connie? How you doing?

Good morning, Mojo. First time caller. Hey! He's on the phone! I'm calling because I'm a general manager of a hotel for 25 years.

Oh, geez. Are we in trouble?

Yeah. There's a lot of stories to tell. Oh, my God.

Man, what happens when people do this?

We have people that steal everything. And as far as like stealing stuff, we charge more than what we pay for it because of the fact that it's an inconvenience. Sometimes we don't have them, so we have to put a room out of order or things like that. So we do charge for the bigger items, more money.

Wow. What's the biggest thing somebody has ever stolen from a hotel?

We had a granite table that was in the lobby, and somebody actually put it on a luggage cart and tried to walk out the door with it. shut up that's insane can you ask a bellman to come up and help you yeah so i walked up there and i said what are you doing she says housekeeping told me to move it i said they told you to move a hundred pound table to another room

connie that's priceless there's so many stories you could tell people are crazy what's the what is the the most common thing stolen because somebody told me it was the bibles which i You think they want you to steal?

They don't want you to steal.

Yeah.

Yeah, they don't recommend them anymore in the room because nobody ever reads them, unfortunately. But the towels are the number one thing.

Yeah.

We cannot keep towels. Pillows are, yeah, they do steal the pillows because they are very comfortable.

Yeah.

We get a lot of people that actually come up, can I buy them from you? And I'll actually go get them a brand new one and give it to them. Oh, that's so nice.

Have you ever had anybody take the mattress in the bed frame at all? you don't want to that's amazing well connie the uh the uh hotel manager thank you for calling and apologize for all we've stolen from you over the years uh initial t what did you call for

hi so my friend and i your voice disguised by the way i just want you to know that she's voice disguised yeah my friend and i ended up at the sinola hotel one night and as we were leaving we noticed there was a stuffed animal dog in the lobby yes it kind of resembled the victoria's secret pink dog back in the day but bigger yeah so we got this dog into our uber with us when we realized that there was a watch her and i both freaked out like we have to put this dog back. We hear the security guard yelling, Beethoven, he's a Beethoven. We threw that thing out of the Uber so quick. Oh my God. They also have a camera right there.

That's a circle. Can you imagine you go to jail because you did that? Oh, that's funny.

We do not want to go to jail over this.

Oh, geez. The Uber driver is the accomplice. He's driving the speed away. Thank you for the call, Initial T. We appreciate you.

Yes, love you guys.

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