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What Interrupted Sexy Time?
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What Interrupted Sexy Time?

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March 5, 2025 | 00:07:58 | Leisure

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Good to have you listening to us. Mojo, Shannon, Megan, Kev, hanging out here in the studio. Everybody else hanging out in the other studio. This is actually a very funny reason because I know people are going to have like crazy answers to this one. um what interrupted your sex like what did you interrupt sex for and i know there's gonna be people that will say you know picking up the phone or something like that but shannon's gonna prove right now that this job is number one in her life by this particular answer this is an

00:02:15 - 00:03:23 | Speaker 6:

absolutely true story my husband can corroborate it so we were having sex the other day very randomly in our closet i don't know why wow but we were so it was like good sex is the closet uh like comfortable like that doesn't seem very comfortable we were taught we were talking and one thing led to another and that and that was what came out of it yikes so so but all of a sudden in the middle of it i had to stop and go grab my phone because i remembered a topic that i wanted to bring up on this year radio program and i didn't want to forget it so i had to go write it in my notes section which he is used to me stopping conversations we'll be out at a restaurant i'll be in the middle of you know having a conversation with him at dinner and i'm like oh my god i just remember that topic that i meant to write down and he knows i go get my phone and i write it down because there is nothing more frustrating than laying in bed at night and trying to write we we write topics we send emails to each other every night with topic ideas for the show the following morning and sometimes you're like i had one i know it was good but i

00:03:23 - 00:03:34 | Speaker 5:

can't remember it for the life of me real quick what was the topic because i'm actually now intrigued was it good enough that it was actually the show willing to stop sex like uh we can talk

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about that with the topic tomorrow it's a topic i'll bring up tomorrow all right so tomorrow

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morning you'll hear that topic what the topic was that stops shannon's sex that's actually great

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and the even crazier thing is wes is a saint because he understands this about me where he was like okay okay go go come back here's a little it totally stopped everything here's a little

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inside the NBA going on here right now or like behind the scenes stuff kind of like the more mojo podcast when we do behind the scenes when we put these topics together you know we send them to each other it's frustrating because if sometimes you feel like you don't have any topics so when you do remember them you know I think majority of us put them in like our notes section or something like that of our phone yeah and you have to do it i think every one of our family members or significant others or whoever or friends get so tired of us on our phones all the time like writing it down or i voice sometimes uh oh do you know myself better way to do it that's really

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smart there's nothing worse though when you have such a good topic and you're like there's no way i can forget that like it's that isn't a topic like that is so good and then you're laying down

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in bed at night and you're like ah crap what was it i know that was me last night 844 mojo live

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844-665-6548 is our telephone number what interrupted what was interruptus or something was it sexual interruptus

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Have you ever had somebody pick up a phone call?

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Yeah. I'm going to pick up. If it's my grandma, I'm sorry, dog. I don't care what's going on. Really? I think that that. I'm telling you, grandma, mom, she got to get answered.

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My mama?

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Yeah.

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I understand that because God forbid you would never be able to live with yourself if that would have been your last time you could have talked to your grandma. I wonder if anybody's ever had that happen to them, too. That's another person.

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Or they didn't pick up the phone and it was their last chance to say goodbye to somebody? Yeah. That's awful. I've stopped before, so, man, I'm so glad they got put out. I used to have these neighbors at my new spot, and it was random. Maybe he had split parenting like I had with Josiah, but you would have thought his son was LeBron James. He used to be dribbling basketballs and running. I remember one night he was in there. He was like, oh, he was like, we are the champions. Like, he was just on that, and I'm having sex in the living room, And I'm like, I can't do this with this little LeBron running up and down. It's like, let's go upstairs.

00:06:02 - 00:06:11 | Speaker 3:

Your story, your tangent story that you just brought up, honestly, I have no idea where you were going with that. But it was just like random out of the blue. That's what interrupted.

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I had to go upstairs. That's what interrupted.

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Jess, are you there?

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Yes, I'm here.

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Oh, my God. This is priceless. Wait till you hear what interrupted Jess and her husband in the middle of sex. Go ahead.

00:06:26 - 00:06:32 | Speaker 2:

Okay, so he had a heart attack. He had a defibrillator vest on, and it went off during sex.

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Oh, my God.

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Did you feel, like, a little proud of yourself?

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I did, and then I asked him, does that make me a flatliner? And he just looked at me like, are you serious? Oh, my God.

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Guys, you know, you can say that. Hey, don't mess with me, I can't. But he's okay, right?

00:06:48 - 00:06:53 | Speaker 2:

That's what I told him. He's okay now, yes. Completely okay. It was about a year ago.

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Honestly, are you nervous the next time you guys have sex after that happens?

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I was. I was so nervous. I'd be going so slow. Mojo.

00:07:04 - 00:07:16 | Speaker 3:

No, I would not. I would honestly. I have a heart issue, and I'm going to say this to you. If Chelsea put it on me that I died during sex, I'd high-five her right before I took my laugh.

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That was my biggest fear, though. But guys want that. How am I going to tell the kids? Kill me. Oh, my God.

00:07:21 - 00:07:25 | Speaker 3:

I killed your dad. You know what? Yes, kids, I did. I killed your dad.

00:07:25 - 00:07:28 | Speaker 1:

Are you considered a murderer then if that does happen?

00:07:28 - 00:07:41 | Speaker 3:

No. Yeah. You're a hero. I hope not. I mean, it's like manslaughter. It was not intentional, but you still did it. Come on. He went out with a bang. I mean, what? You know? Second degree. Ruba. What's up, Ruba?

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He gets 69 years for that.

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Hey, what's up? Oh, boo.

00:07:45 - 00:07:46 | Speaker 4:

I'm sorry, Ruba. It wasn't worse than yours.

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No. Oh, the bang was better. Go ahead, Ruba. I'm sorry. What interrupted sex?

00:07:51 - 00:08:08 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, I was in Canada, and it was my friend's birthday. We were at Airbnb, and I had a lot of girl home. We were getting it on in the room, and everybody wanted to go outside to smoke some ganja, and I had someone's jacket in the room, so they started knocking on the door to get their jacket.

00:08:09 - 00:08:50 | Speaker 3:

Oh, jeez. Oh, my gosh. So you had to get your ganja. That would honestly piss me off. You know what would suck? have you ever had people over to your house and you know how whenever people come to your house you always put the coats on the uh the the bed the correct no no we do them on the bed aren't we have a first floor master we had a neighbor that one time came back and wanted their coat back at night and we're in bed i'm like going are you kidding me i mean i don't even know hopefully fell off the bed or something but also who's hooking up when you're having people over at your place no they all left everybody left no no this girl oh this one yeah it was an airbnb

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it was a birthday party it was one night stand still weird you're the weird friends you're the rude ones no we were all drunk we're all drinking oh my god these are good ones here uh shelly

00:09:02 - 00:09:28 | Speaker 3:

actually uh sent in and said uh fell out of the shower from having too much fun and took the mirror off the wall with them oh my gosh you could really you could like cut yourself and hurt yourself And then another one here that said, my husband stops to answer work calls every time that we're having sex. His work right now is kind of iffy, and he's worried about losing his job. Oh, see, I understand that, but also, I would hate that.

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