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What Kind of Drunk Are You?
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What Kind of Drunk Are You?

from Mojo In The Morning

March 17, 2023 | 00:07:29 | Leisure

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So I wanted to ask you guys a question. What kind of drunk are you? Do you guys have like an idea of like what kind of drunk you are? Because this weekend I feel like I changed the drunk that I was.

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Oh, really? Yeah.

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So, this weekend I did a little bit of drinking in Chicago for St. Patrick's Day, and I had five Old Fashions. First off, you should never have more than one Old Fashioned, because who knows how much sugar is in an Old Fashioned.

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And second off, Mojo should never have more than one half of an Old Fashioned, because you are such a lightweight.

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This is not a time to be thinking about sugar in your drink. Come on.

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But that's like more of a, it's more of a cocktail, like a sipping cocktail. Yeah. You know what I mean?

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Were you down in them?

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Like chugging? So it was going down so easy and so smooth, and it was so tasty that I was enjoying them so much. And I realized this weekend that I went from being a happy drunk to a sloppy drunk. So I'm going to throw out types of drunks, and I want you to tell me what kind of drunk you are. All right? The happy drunk, the sloppy drunk, the sentimental drunk, which those are the worst drunks, the infantile drunk. Why are you pointing at me? He is pointing at me. The violent drunk, right over here, maybe. Wait, me?

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Oh, I mean, I do gymnastics, so I break things, but.

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The touchy-feely drunk, maybe that's you.

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That might be me.

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The broken drunk, the one that's drowning their feelings and sorrows and stuff.

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Where's Megan Mick? I always get some tears from her in the bathroom. She's always crying.

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Mojo, you're the dancing drunk.

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The dancing drunk's a good one. How about the manic drunk? The manic drunk, this person that, you know, tries to manage everything in one night and can't figure it out in one night so they don't know what to do so they get manic about it. The professional drunk, that might be... That's me, there you go. And then the person that always wants to have cookies baked drunk. The horny drunk? The horny drunk, yeah. Which drunk is... You don't see a lot of horny drunks.

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If they're enjoying the other green, if they're getting baked, then I think you see a lot more of the horny.

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Because usually if you're drinking too much, you just want to lay down at the end.

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Wait, do you feel, wait, you're telling me that you feel like you become more, you know, eager to bake cookies when you're doing the grain more than when you're drinking? I think so.

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I think drinking, you're full, you're sloppy, you're just, you're partying. I don't think you necessarily think, I mean, not to say when I get back from the bar, we don't have our fun, but I just think there's not as many of those drunks out there as the other categories.

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844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. I want you to call in and tell us what kind of a drunk you are. Karen, what's going on? Karen.

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Hey, Karen.

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Hey, hey, how you doing?

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We're good. What's going on? I got a tickle in my throat.

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Oh, I'll be there soon, Mojo.

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I know. What kind of drunk are you, Karen?

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I'm a sleeping drunk.

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You're saying that again.

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Totally sleeping.

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You're a sleepy drunk.

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Oh, you're a sleepy drunk. Oh, I get that way sometimes, too, especially if it's wine. I go right to sleep, yeah. Yeah, I'm with you. Yeah. It depends on what I'm drinking, for sure. Yeah. That'll do it. I'll see you guys real soon. We'll see you soon, too. Okay, get your butt over here.

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this place is so loud I can't hardly hear anybody it's amazing Alyssa how you doing good crank Alyssa up a little louder for me can we can't hear the

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callers I don't know if there's a way to turn them up or listen you hear me now

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that's a little bit better Alyssa scream for me and tell me what kind of drunk

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you are I am happy though lucky drunk I try to get all my friends to be friends every other person at the bar. Oh, I like that.

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I like that, the friend maker.

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Yes, all the time. That's a good one.

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When you do that, do you also try to set them up on dates? Because I'm like the hookup drunk. I'm like the one that tries to hook people up.

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You're like that every day. Well, I definitely have one friend that just got single, so I'm going to be trying to hook her up all the time. Okay.

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Yeah, I like you as a drunk. Come on out here to Kennedy's.

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Oh, I'm coming out today.

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All right, good. We'll see you in a second.

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All right.

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We appreciate you. If I ignore what you're saying, it's because I truly cannot hear you. But, Christine, what's going on? What kind of drunk are you?

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Hi, I'm a pass-out drunk.

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Oh, no.

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At my bachelorette party. Here's the best place you passed out. I passed out. At my bachelorette party, I passed out, and I had to be carried back to the car and carried up the B&B stairs to my bed, and I don't remember any of it. Oh, no. Photographic evidence.

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Last week in Chicago, I saw more people being carried by friends. And I felt so bad because it was always the big guy or the big girl that had to do the carry-in. You know? And they were, like, carrying. It was unbelievable.

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But then you're also putting a pause in everybody's party because now they've got to take care of you. They've got to get you home. And it's like, man, come on, pace yourself a little bit.

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There was one on Rush Street. I'm telling you, I think her friends got so upset with her, they were going to leave her right there. Noelle, what's happening? and what kind of drunk are you? Hi, Noel. Is there Noel there, or are we just going to...

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Hi, okay. Hi, Noel. Hi, I'm the honest drunk, so you don't know my secret.

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Yeah, she's got a bad cell connection there. Bad cell. She said that she's the honest drunk. Oh, that could be fun. That leads to the fighting drunk. Spike, you may like Katie. Katie?

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hi hey what kind of drunk are you

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the kissing drunk the kissing drunk oh that's a good one yeah you're you can you can come out here with us you can kiss all my ass okay that's it baby i haven't been in a very long time but

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it was definitely well get on up here and kiss mojo's blarney stone there's no time like the

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Take care of yourself. How about this one? Sasha, I like this one. Sasha, you saw some crazy drunks. What were the drunks that you would say?

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So I worked in downtown Detroit. Can't say the name, but I used to call them the bathroom problem drunks. The bathroom problem drunks? Yeah, it's called, I would watch women poop on themselves. Oh, no. And we would have to carry them all the way out.

00:08:45 - 00:08:53 | Speaker 5:

Oh, you know, he might have just found the worst drunk. I thought the fighters were the worst, but if you lose all bodily control and function.

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Yep, that's my life.

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Sorry about that.

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Thanks for the call, Sasha.

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Yeah, you're welcome. Thanks for everything. Bye.

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Brooke, go to Brooke here next. Brooke, what kind of drunk are you, Brooke?

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I am a peer pressure drunk. I want everyone else to be super drunk with me. Oh, yes.

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That's my friend Ashley. Yep, same. Really? She wants everyone else to be drunk with her. And it's a good time. You're a good time. It is.

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It's the best time when everyone's wasted. Yeah.

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Well, you've got to stay on the same level. It's no fun if somebody's sober and somebody's wasted.

00:09:29 - 00:09:36 | Speaker 6:

Right, right. The peer-pressure drunk is always great, unless it's at a function that you're not supposed to be peer-pressuring.

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