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What Men Can't Do
Mojo In The Morning

What Men Can't Do

from Mojo In The Morning

August 25, 2025 | 00:12:51 | Leisure

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Mojo on the Morning Show.

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So, Shannon, you saw a guy doing something that you didn't really like. You think no guy should do this. And I feel personally attacked. But what was it?

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I kind of hate doing these sorts of topics because it's like, I don't, I mean, it's totally going to come off as judgy, but I don't want it to be like, this is a guy thing and this can only be a girl thing. Okay, okay. It just struck me as odd when I was at the gym, and Wes and I are working out, and there is this guy at the gym, and I've seen him many, many times before, and he's like a manly like, bro.

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Okay.

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And I've never seen him with this before, but he was carrying a Stanley. Don't do that to me. With him. Like this, by the handle.

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How else are you supposed to grab it?

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like yours which yours in here to me how am i supposed to grab this stanley shannon it was just funny it has a handle walking around the gym with this blue stanley i don't know and i'm like i even turned to west i go can guys carry stanley cups and he said well why not you know he was like all defensive about it and he doesn't even have a stanley but i'm like it just struck me as odd to see this, like, Jim bro carrying his thing in the cup.

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I feel like the list of things guys can't do grows every single day. Somebody told me I shouldn't, as a man, I shouldn't blow my soup if it's cold. I mean, if it's hot. Dude, are you gay? I disagree with that, by the way. They said the way, my lips should never pucker in that way. Yeah, but if you burn the roof of your mouth, it's, uh, bitch. That's what I'm saying. What do you want me to do? I can't use the handle on my Stanley?

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No, it wasn't even the handle thing. It was just the whole Stanley. It was the whole deal

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with him. So what should I be drinking out of, Shannon?

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What's a proper... Like a water bottle?

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That's all I can have is a water bottle?

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It just looks weird. Again, I go back to the very first thing I said where I hate saying that this can only be for girls and this can only be for guys, but I'm telling you. I don't know. I feel like Stanley Cups

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can only be for girls. We have it so hard, man. What other things can Guys, not. That we can't do. I can't have my dogs out if I'm wearing sandals. You got to have socks.

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You're not going to judge me, yeah. Well, that's because your feet.

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And your feet. Your feet and your feet. No, Shane, we're not about to do this. We're not about to ankle shame. I will not have it.

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It's more people.

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844. You don't have ankles.

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You have shins and then feet.

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They're just bigger than the average ankle. You have calves that go. I got super ankles. 844 Mojo Live. 844-665-6548. What should a guy not do, man? We can't wear sandals, I guess. Without our socks. We can't carry Stanleys. I can't blow my soup.

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If Mojo were here, I know exactly what he would tell you. You can't order Pinot Grigio, can't.

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I don't give a damn what he's saying. I'm ordering that Pinot, and I'm drinking, and I'm wafting it around.

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Every time we go to, like, a brewery or Irish of Ionia, which I love because we're the wine drinkers together. You always get Pinot Grigio.

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I'm down in a bottle of Pinot Grigio. And if I'm at home, putting it over ice. I like my wine over ice. I like chill wine. But you don't like certain drink cups. Do not give me one of those margarita-type cups with, like, the little umbrella in it. I don't think that's for me.

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Why?

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I don't like that. Put it in a mason jar.

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What?

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I just don't. It makes me think of my grandma Alice when she used to watch Sex in the City.

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Did she drink martinis?

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Yeah. It feels like a. A martini cup. Yes. It feels like sex in the city. And I just can't imagine myself holding like one of these. How do you even hold that type of glass? I don't even know. I don't need to do it, bro. I don't know. Let's see what Megan has to say. Hey, Megan, good morning. What can't guys do?

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Morning. Shannon brought up being in the gym. I think they should not be able to do with kickbacks.

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Kickbacks?

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Do you know what that is?

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No, what's a kickback? Shannon's in the studio showing us.

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Like this, usually it's like a weight, like strap. I don't know. Watch when I need him. What does that work on? Gym lingo, like this.

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Your glutes. Oh, that's a booty exercise.

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That's why we have flat asses, Kev.

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Does that get it fat or toned?

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Both.

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Oh, okay. You don't like your guys with nice toned butts?

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It just looks soft.

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Megan is not after the guys doing kickbacks. That is a no-no. Hey, Marvin, good morning.

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Hey, what's going on, Kevin? Hey, it's cool to hear y'all running the show with the whole mojo.

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Man, I'm telling you, it is stressful as hell. Well, you're nice.

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You should see some of the text messages.

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I ain't even going to lie. I'm going to appear stressed.

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Is this a move up or what?

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Bruh. Mojo's doing some, he's dealing with some family stuff right now. So, you know, we holding down the fort. But, man, thank you, I guess.

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All right. So you tell us, man. My comment was, a man should never drink through a straw or anything. They got a tip to it. Keep your lips off of it. Okay, so let me ask you this.

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You go to the movies, right? And I'm at Imagine. You go to Imagine. You get something to drink. you're not putting a lid on your beverage? You're just going straight cup with drink inside of it?

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Straight cup. There is no way. I can't do the straw.

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Normal straw, fine. Itty-bitty straw, and we have talked about this many times. Itty-bitty straw you got to get rid of. Like if I'm doing a juice box? Well, juice box, sure. I don't know why you're drinking a juice box anyway. I'd be thirsty. If you go to a bar and get a drink, and you know how sometimes they put the little teeny tiny straw in there? you have to put that on the bar you gotta get rid of that

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are you talking about that Marvin or I can't go to McDonald's

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yeah yeah you gotta be able to drink a straw sometimes but no with someone around women or anything

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no yeah cause the worst is like and I'm sure you've seen this before where the people try to find the straw but they use they tongue like they I mean

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now that's the situation

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where yeah bro you gotta just put the drink down

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I feel like that's an old person thing, but yes.

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Where is it? Where is it?

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Beyond the police, you have that reporting.

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Oh, my God.

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That's the part I'm agreeing fully with you, Marvin. Fully I'm agreeing with that.

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I was going to say, too, my son is still looking forward to talk to you, sir.

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Okay, for sure. We're going to link that up. I forgot to get his information from Lydia, but I'm going to grab that from you for sure. All right, my man. Let's talk to Josh. Josh, what can't guys do?

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we can't go to the bar and order a sex on the beach

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you might be right depending on the name you can't order the drink

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no you cannot

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it's got to sound manly what's wrong with having sex on the beach I'm too mad at that

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you're going to go up to the bar and order a pint of upside down cake those are so good

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have you ever had those shots that's a shot I will take Yes.

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Okay, man, we got to do that after the show. We deserve a pineapple upside down. No, we need that. We need that. Rolando. What's up, Lando?

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Hey, how's it going?

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Going great, man. How are you?

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Good. I was listening to Shannon talk about men holding a Stanley, and I really want to remind Shannon that gay men love the gym. gay men can also break the stereotype of feminine attributes and look bro-y but

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could break that masculine stereotype as well. I hear a lot of fragile masculinity on the radio this morning. What you mean? And I'm here to say that gay men don't care.

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I love it. You carry your Stanley, Rolando.

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That's right.

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Bent wrist and all. You do it, brother.

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No, no.

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Firm wrist.

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There you go.

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I just wanted to hear you, okay? That's what you do, Rolando. That's right. Let's hear it from Michael. Michael, good morning, my man. How are you?

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I'm doing good, man. Just trucking, just trucking.

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All right.

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Give us a little horn.

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All right.

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There we go.

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I was going to say, in my opinion, men shouldn't wear open-toed flip-flops and shorts above the knee.

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So you're not a fan of the hoochie dance?

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My husband has a double whammy for him, man.

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Yeah, I just can't do it. So, come on, man.

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I love the short shorts on guys, by the way. Short shorts? Yes. I think it looks weird if guys are wearing shorts that are past the knee, which I see a lot of.

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Yeah, that's like 90s NBA. Yeah, 2005. Yeah, like the big hoop shorts. Now, with the sandals, though, I'm with them on that one. It's very, very rare. And no, Shannon, it's not because of my ankles. It's very, very rare that I'll have, like, some slides on with no socks. But if I got to, like, I don't know, run to the store real quick or run to the trash can.

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So, I think it's cool. So, I think it's cool. But flip-flops, like, open toes.

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Yeah.

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Oh, you're not? You don't think I should?

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You talking about, like, with the little thong ones with split toes?

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Yes, bro, yes.

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I feel you. I don't buy those anyway. so I can't even do that one. Let's get a girl on the line. What's up, Amanda? How are you? Good morning. You guys are doing a great job, by the way. Thank you. Appreciate that, Amanda. No problem. So I got a guy friend. He will not eat popsicles, and he will not eat bananas. He slices a banana. Slicing a banana is crazy.

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Oh, my goodness.

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Now he refuses. I have seen it to where, like, people will break the banana, like in little pieces and kind of shake it in a hand like you got some m&ms or something i know i know it sounds crazy it sounds crazy but they don't want to get that picture they don't want to get that picture we got a misfit on the line misfit tony

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misfit tony on the line what's up tony how are you hi tony what up though what up talk to me Talk to me, Tony. Kev, Kev, Kev, you about to love me, bro. Uh-oh. You about to love me. Talk to me. So, first and foremost, I got my blue Stanley. I'm a straight-headed sexual. I carry it everywhere. I got a Batman logo. Come on, Tony. We do it right there. Come on, Tony. Listen, we G, bro, we G. Look, and then secondly, the thing a man should absolutely never do It's fingertip wave at a woman He said fingertip wave Listen, you know I win the wave at you With the fingertip Oh, it's this Like you scroll Say you can't start with the pinky

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And do a little roll We can't do that

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I'm with that. I don't even think women...

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Stanley, let's go back to the Stanley, though. You got a Batman logo on it?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's blue. It's blue. The Batman logo on it, baby. There we go. Yeah, you already know I got the Batman logo on it.

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Gotta do it.

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Gotta have it.

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Appreciate you, Tony.

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Bye, Tony.

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Live.

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Cheryl had a girl. Wait, what was it? She hung up? She's back.

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No, pick her up. She's on fire.

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Cheryl, Cheryl, what can't guys do?

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Oh, man. Cheryl's gone. Tell me.

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Yeah, Lydia, what'd she say? Cheryl, I want to hear her say it. Should I just tell you?

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Men should not drive a motorcycle with white socks on. It looks so stupid.

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