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apply. It's Mojo in the morning. We talk sometimes about some heavy things. We recently just did, but now we're going to talk about something that is not so heavy. And it's courtesy of KP and Lydia, our producers of this radio show. KP, our executive producer. Lydia, our executive phone producer. And you guys were having a conversation. that we all are going to participate in, all of us on the show, but also the listeners are. What was it about?

Lydia cracks me up. She makes me die laughing. So we were hanging out, and she goes, KP, if you were a cartoon character or a movie show character, you would be Junie B. Jones.

Junie B. Jones!

I like the stubborn child that is just not paying attention. And yes, I completely agree.

And KP's hair is never a mess, but I imagine in her head, if she pictured herself, her

hair would be a mess because she's all over the place. Sticking her tongue out, missing the school bus. Like that is, that is me in a nutshell.

Has anybody ever told you that?

That I am.

You're Junie B. Jones?

No, but I read those books as a kid and I think my mom read them to me on purpose because I was definitely Junie B. Jones.

So wait, did you fire back at Lydia and tell her? Oh yeah. What did you say she was?

I actually asked her, like, Lydia, what do you think you would be?

I think that I'd be Franklin the Turtle. I honestly resemble him a little bit. Franklin the Turtle. Hey, it's Franklin. So I have a character for each and every one of you. Oh, my gosh.

Wait, stop it right now. This is going to be awesome.

You really put some thought into this. Oh, my gosh, yeah. I love this.

Because I already have one for myself, but I want to see how close you are to me. Go ahead.

So I'm going to start with Mojo. Mojo is Arthur.

Arthur is Arthur. Oh, my God.

When you wear your glasses, especially. Oh, yeah. You're all guilty.

Hold on. I'm going to look. All right. Let me see. Oh, my God. Yes, you're right. Oh, geez.

Right next to Arthur, we have his sister, D.W., which is Megan. Megan is D.W. Wait. That's disrespectful. No, it's not.

I told you. It's going to go one or two ways. D.W. was cool.

She's the coolest. She was not the coolest. Yes, she does. She's like, D.W. and everyone else in their place. And I feel like you're really good at doing that.

DW had the funniest jokes on Arthur.

If someone compared me to DW, I'd be so honored. Oh, yeah. I don't.

I disagree.

I don't know. I don't know. Oh, no. I'm really sad you feel that way. Okay, so moving on to Spike.

I want to know what Megan thinks.

Which character do you think you would be? Oh, do Spike's and come back to me. Because let me think about it for a second.

See, I was actually going to say I was more Peter Griffin. That's what I was going to say about mine. But I'll take Arthur over Peter Griffin. All right, go ahead. So who is Shannon?

Shannon is going to be Belle from The Princess. Oh, you know what?

That's bullcrap that she's going to be something good. Wow, Megan.

You bitches gave me DW and her Belle. I almost just cursed her. We're kissing ass right now.

I'm so tired of Shannon always getting the good things.

Also, if anybody is a Belle stan on this show, it is absolutely me. I am the reader. Oh, I almost just cursed again. Be Belle!

I'll be DW. When I was in elementary school, we used to fight over who used to be Hermione Grange.

when we played Harry Potter on the playground.

They always made me Ginny.

All right, who else? Spike?

Spike, you are going to be Squidward from Spongebob.

That's fair.

Come on. That doesn't even have to be Spike.

Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Before you move over to the next one, Squidward, would you like to?

I took a BuzzFeed quiz once on which cartoon character would you? And it said Monsters, Inc. And I was like, which one? And everybody was like, you're all of them. You're Sully, you're Mike Wazowski, you're Randall, the slimy guy. Live in a pineapple under the sea

Okay, Mike

And last but not least, Mike You are Curious George

Oh my gosh Like the monkey?

Yeah

The monkey that doesn't talk The monkey that

He kind of squeaks in the cartoon But like, do you watch the way he walks? Like, he like just Not saying that you walk weird Are you traveling? But you're giving Curious George

I would have said Mike Wazowski Because if you see him Every time he's like trying to do something Like the camera Remember the commercial in Monsters Inc Where the camera covers his face at the end

This is my chance And he's always got a microphone in his hand

That is actually a great one

By the way, Lydia, great job on picking those Those were good Those were really good It was funny because I was trying to think of one And the only person that I could think of one That's perfect is Your boyfriend, Steve Gabara Is Gru

Oh my gosh

And you're going to see him today right KP

I am we're going to go get some trucks

Tell him that Mojo said that he is Gru

I will pass that along

Actually it's funny Did you ever see his bitmoji that he uses His bitmoji

It's really accurate actually

Well it used to look exactly like Mr. 305 You know like Pitbull It still kind of does But now it's got a little Gru going to him So I kind of like that

Mojo 928 text and said, you're Quagmire from Family Guy because you always bring up all the dirty sexual topics. That is true.

Somebody said Fred Fliss.

Fred Fliss.

Honestly, that's a great one.

That is a really good one. I'd like to be Fred. What's going on, Tara?

You guys are way off. Megan is Angelica from the Rugrats. Oh, Angelica. Yeah. The mean one again?

From the Rugrats.

Yeah. And Megan is Tommy for sure.

Oh, my God. Who, me? Mike, so we got Angelica and Tommy. For Mike and Megan here

Yes and what's the little twins name That could be Shannon and uh What's the twins It's Bill and Will Yes That's Mojo and Spike

Well there's actually a spike On Rugrats isn't there

Yeah the dog

Tommy Pickles dog

Can I ask though why is it that whenever we do something like this Or say what TV character reminds you You Shannon gets like Jennifer Aniston Wait I didn't pick the damn thing No, I know, but for some reason, can somebody, like, look at Shannon in a different light, please?

Honestly, I would say to Lydia that I think Shannon is DW.

I loved DW. Girl, I'll take DW.

Yeah.

Megan is definitely it, Helica, from the Rugrats. I love you, Megan.

Yeah, I like how you have to say, I love you, Megan.

I didn't like that tone at the end, either, because what you said was, Megan's a psychopath who destroyed her dolls and was really mean to all of the other kids, but I love you.

Megan, I feel like you give me Meg from Hercules vibes.

Ooh, that's a compliment.

I would 100% take that.

That is a compliment.

My favorite is if you ever talk to or see, interviewed, or listen to a podcast, any of the people who are the creators of South Park or the creators of Family Guy, and you say, who was the person that they came up with? And when they tell you who the person was and you go look them up or look them, see what they're all about, they're almost dead on to that. Like, you know, like the animated character. I often thought to myself, I'm like, that would be so great if we could have. What's his name from Family Guy? Why am I brain farting now? Ragmeyer? No, Seth Meyers. Or Seth. McFarlane. McFarlane. If we have Seth McFarlane spend like a week with us and then give us characters. Casey is going to give Megan a compliment here. Who do you think Megan is?

I think she's like Tinkerbell because how cute she is. There you go. And Tinkerbell has her style. You know, she's like really creative with her style when she like makes her outfit in that Tinkerbell movie.

I don't know if she just reminds me of Megan. Thank you for being the only nice recommendation. I appreciate you.

I love you. Isn't Tinkerbell mean in that movie too, though, at one point?

Okay. Well, I love Tinkerbell. I only survive with praise and applause.

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