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mojo in the morning show hello hello i was having a discussion uh and i talked before about this but But I was having a discussion talking to Chelsea and asking the question of what is better sex, high sex or drunk sex? Because I don't get high very much. But for some reason, when I get a little buzzed and a little drunk, my horny level goes to a craziness. And I feel like if I have some alcohol in me, I feel like that is the best time to have sex. And there are some people that say that they cannot have sex when they're drunk because they say that they get like whiskey D. And I have to be perfectly honest with you. I think that is the best D that you can possibly have.

Why is that?

Because I think that it makes you be able to perform a little bit better.

I mean, it definitely make you last longer.

Well, and that's the thing. And I think that that's where the performance comes into play. And then you look like you're a stallion. If you're high, though, and I've never done this before, and I wanted to kind of throw it out there to any of our stoners that we have out there, the bajillion and one stoners that are there. I'm sure you've, you know, drank into excess and got, you know, to a point where you were drunk. What sex is better sex? Because I've never tried high sex before.

I've done high sex before, like back, you know, in the day when I used to smoke. there is a different sensation the i don't know it's like a heightened level of awareness through your nervous system it's almost like things feel at a level that's higher than if i normally touch your arm you know what i mean like it just feels more experiential um drunk sex if i'm like sloppy drunk that's not gonna be that first no no no i think you have to say buzzed

you almost have to say buzzed or else it's bad chelsea hates the smell of bourbon like chelsea

actually has said oh she can't stand it when i when i drink because the smell of bourbon to her smells like you know it's like very boozy and so she doesn't like it at all so so there's no sex when there's when there's bourbon sex but there there you can't even get it off your teeth when you brush your teeth yeah like people like guys here's the deal if you're drinking bourbon and you are thinking to yourself okay i i'm you know i'm gonna drink bourbon i'm gonna put like mints in my mouth so that, you know, people don't know that I've been drinking. It smells like mints and bourbon. They know you're drinking. Yeah, it smells horrible. And you have to be very, very careful with that. Vodka or tequila, on the other hand, I don't think that the smell is that bad.

And I have never been a tequila drinker. Like, I don't like tequila, but everybody around me drinks tequila. All my guy friends drink tequila. All the, Chelsea and her friends and stuff drink tequila. Tequila good, bro. That's a good time. I don't like tequila. Tequila does not, tequila to me tastes like crap.

See, I have to have it in a margarita or in some sort of a drink. I can't just, I mean, you know, I can't like sip something or take shots of something. Why can't you do shots? I have not been able to do shots since like I started drinking in college.

We got to get you on shot level.

If you see me, first off, I don't like taking shots because I don't like feeling drunk. And that gets me drunk so quickly. But also, I just can't, like, there's going to be a million. I can't just open my throat and, like, swallow all that liquid. Okay? We are talking about alcohol. Clip is that. Yeah. But that is the truth. I don't know how people just, like, down it. That's what she said. Like, I can get about half of a shot. That's what she said. And then I have to take another half of the shot. Yeah. Do you see what I mean?

I will tell you that I don't know how people drink any alcohols without putting anything in them. Like, I can't drink straight on bourbon. You do straight bourbon? I don't. I don't like it that much. I like to have some kind of something mixed in it or an old-fashioned or whatever. But I also don't know how people will do, like, straight on vodkas unless there's a flavor to the vodka. Although flavored vodka is completely out. Like, I don't even see people order bottles or get vodka that have flavors anymore.

But shots is the way to go. Like, if you're trying to get the party started, it's basically like if it's driving, you're on the freeway with shots. Like, you're not stopping at lights. Like, it's time to go. Let's get this party started. And then let's lead into let's mix the drinks up a little bit.

And then kind of go with that. Okay, so high sex or drunk sex. Just want to do a little quick experiment and ask the question of our listeners and see what your thoughts are. What kind of sex is better sex? Audie, what's happening? It's Mojo in the Morning. How are you?

I'm fine. How are you guys? Hey, y'all. Hey.

What's happening, Audie?

So liquor definitely gets you there, especially dark liquor. Dark liquor makes you feel sexy. Yes, yes, yes. And I'm only taking straight shots. and yeah i want to have a lot of fun after that so you're you're you're drunk sex more so than high sex or do you ever do you ever yeah because i don't really smoke that much but i have done

high sex before and they back yeah sensation i have a friend a friend of mine says he loves to have sex when he's doing mushrooms and i have to be quite honest with you i'd be afraid at that

point i'm scared of those yes i would hear mushrooms i've never tried that i've never

tried mushrooms at all um but i've always you know thought to myself if i try mushrooms that will be the end of my career because something that i will something i will do will end up coming back to like bite me in the ass what's up heather how you doing i'm good how are you fantastic high sex or drunk sex okay well it depends on how you're getting high and it

depends on what liquor too because like my husband I like him drinking gin oh it's a great night then um strooms are great for me as well as ecstasy uh not so much weed it kind of puts me to

wait so let's go back for a second I got so much to explore with this call why gin it makes your

husband better I don't know um he can if he's drinking gin he can go for like hours oh really

Is there ever a point, though, where you want to stop? Where you're just like, this is enough already?

Yeah, that actually does not sound fun to me.

Get dry.

Do you guys have a halftime?

Do you guys play like professional basketball compared to college basketball? You have quarters, so you can actually have breaks?

No, it's pretty much over when I'm done. Okay, now talk to us about ecstasy.

I want to know about this because that to me seems like it's a little overblown.

Okay. Ecstasy is kind of like it's a druggier version of mushrooms and prefer, I prefer mushrooms over ecstasy just because.

Have you ever found yourself howling at the moon while having sex when you're an ex? No. What's the craziest thing that you've ever done? And I hope it's clean.

Radio appropriate.

I know.

While on, while that, I was talking to the trees in a park.

And what did they have to say? What did the trees have to say?

You would not believe they had so much to say. It was such a windy, beautiful night.

The stories they could tell. That's amazing. Is ecstasy like Molly or is that completely different? It's about the same. Because I heard Molly sex is other world.

I have never done that

Where are you from Heather And how do we find Somebody that's like you That's amazing She goes crazy Wants her husband on gin She's taking acts That's crazy Key what's up Key how you doing

Hey you guys how you doing We're doing good

We're trying to figure out which sex is best sex

Buzz 100% But I agree with Shannon I cannot do shots

Yeah.

It would just take me right there. Then I'm sick. Stomach sucks. Yeah. Same. Don't nobody get anything. Yeah.

No, I actually want to enjoy my night.

I don't want my girl throwing up on you. You know what I mean? Like, we've had a point where I will say this. Chelsea is very good at handling her alcohol. She's a pro when it comes to this stuff. She doesn't drink as much, though, these days. You know, when you've lost weight and you're kind of, I think you lose a little bit. But when Chelsea does some drinking, it is the greatest just to see how happy she is. I just love that.

I love happy drinks. It's smooth salad with a cocktail, right, Shannon?

Yes, absolutely. And you know what? Lately, I feel like, especially if I'm going out with girlfriends, if I take, like, I don't smoke, but if I bite, like, a gummy in half or something, and then I'll have a drink, I am so joyful. I am very happy.

Are you a giggler and stuff?

I don't even get to that point. It's just like, I don't know. Yeah.

Do you become a better dancer when you're biting a gummy?

Let's all be real. I can't. Sober.

As far as you know, though, you are. That's why you got to try a mushroom. What's up, Lucas? How you doing? No.

Hey, guys. This is actually Lucas, the guy who came in the job interview, who came in with the cop.

Oh, yeah. What's up, man? Wait, can you talk about stuff like this with us?

Yeah. Yeah, I can. Okay. Well, I mean, I didn't know the cops. They just brought me in because of the car accident on the way to the airport. Oh, that's right. Are you the one with the guitar? Yeah, that was me. That was you.

Okay, I remember you. That was awesome. Which sex is best sex, Lucas?

Definitely buzz sex because, you know, you're just having a good time. You know, you're feeling in the moment, you know, and obviously not when you're, you know, sloppy drunk because that's just ridiculous. But, you know, tried high sex one time and we just both fell asleep. We didn't even get to it.

That is funny. You have to be careful how much you go because there is nothing worse than both of you passing out. And then you're like, I don't even know what just happened. What's up, Darren? How you doing?

Hey, morning, Mojo. How we doing this morning?

We're fantastic, Darren. What's going on with you?

So drunk sex is the best sex, especially if you got a couple shots of tequila. That's a good time right there. Tequila makes the clothes come off.

Yes, it does. Tequila. What kind of tequila are you drinking these days?

I don't know what kind of my favorite is that right now. I actually just tried a new one I really liked a lot. Was it? In a margarita. It was really good.

Was it?

But Patron's really good.

Yeah, Patron's good. Was it Ocho tequila? Because that's, like, been, like, the hot tequila this summer. Everybody's going crazy for Ocho.

Can I say the name of a restaurant?

Sure.

Because I went to Chili's and got their shark attack. it's like shark attack yeah it was really good

wait a second is that a special cocktail or is that the name of the actual

that's a special cocktail it's like their monthly special cocktail for like six bucks

I love that

by the way he just came right out

with that F-bomb and it was hard it was a hard F-bomb Brendan says high sex is the best he likes the little THC with his P-E-N-I-S, his whatever, and V-A-G. Bro, are you okay? I know, I'm trying. What do you do? What's going on, Brendan?

What's up, guys? How you guys doing? Good, what's happening? Good, good. No, yeah, I work at a dispensary, and we actually sell gummies that are made for the quote-unquote exciting times in bed.

Really? What do they do? Are they like the little blue pill?

No, they're actually a little red pill. They're little red gummies that are wild cherry flavored and they just get, I don't know, they get me really high and then all of a sudden, you know, me and my girlfriend just start feeling, you know, excited.

Is it supposed to give you like a libido boost? Is that part of it or just that's a side effect that happens?

I think it's kind of just like a side effect that happens with it. Like, I think they're mainly made to get you high, but, you know, there is a terpene inside of, like, the gummies that are made to, you know, fit that aroma in your body.

Is there a brand name that we can look for?

we go up to any yeah yeah yeah they're called uh they're called camino like c-a-m-i-n-o

they should not be called camino they should be called camino i don't know they should have something like that like they should like they come up with a better name like how do they come up with that name that's a bad name yes it's all in how you say it yeah I mean, I think that they got to change that. My favorite, somebody told me a while back, and this brings up a good one, was there's a mojo, there's something called mojo, and it says on there, it says, for the best intimate moments, and the person picked it up and goes, nah. They're like, there is no way that there's the best intimate moments. You last 95.5. Your mojo.

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