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What's your Excuse when Hit On?
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What's your Excuse when Hit On?

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December 29, 2022 | 00:10:40 | Leisure

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So Megan got hit on and it wasn't a happy hit on, right? Like there's certain types of hit ons that are kind of cool. Like, you know what I mean? You get hit on by some hot guy or hot girl.

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Right.

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And then there's one where it's like somebody that looks like, you know, Reese hitting on you. And then it's like. Right.

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And then you're like.

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Oh, yeah.

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Somebody didn't have his headphones on when I went.

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Yeah, I get an insult Reese and Reese still gives an oh, yeah. So what happened?

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So here at the Toledo building, we are in downtown Toledo. and sometimes when i'm stressed or mad i just um i go outside and i sit at the picnic table and sometimes i tic-tac for a little while my boss is listening i don't do that but if he's not listening i definitely do that and this guy pulled up he was a little bit lost looking for a building uh the streets are a little confusing i get it and he asked for directions and i gave them to him now before i get into this very nice man if you're listening so sorry i'm about to spoil this for you um but after I give him directions he gets out of his car and he goes oh thank you so much are you married and I go no and the first thing that popped in my head uh was just uh lie I don't know why that was the first thing that popped in my head but it was um I guess it wasn't a lie maybe just a little bit of a stretch of the truth and I just went sorry dude we played for the same team and he without acknowledging me turned around slammed his car door slammed on his gas pedal and sped off a little part of me was like usually is a lesbian usually people don't drop it and they are like we can get a third in there

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baby yeah or they go oh yeah i love that you know yeah or i'd like to watch that

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So a little part of me was offended that he just drove off and dropped it because, like, I'm worth fighting for. And another part of me was like, wow, I should use that more often. Like, don't get me wrong. I play for both teams. But if I'm not on your page, I just say I play for one team.

00:04:38 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 7:

Yeah, it should be an easier way to reject and let somebody down because then it's kind of like it's not you, it's me. Megan is in the American and National League. Exactly. Okay, so is that a common thing, like where you have to come up with something? Like when you have somebody hit on you. Like I'd love to know if the listeners have like their...

00:05:00 - 00:05:23 | Speaker 6:

How do you get out of somebody hitting on you that you don't want hitting on you? Like, what do you say? Because that's actually a pretty good one. I play for the same team. Yeah, I kind of I kind of like that one. Do people have other little kind of cool things that they do that they'd like to share? That maybe a story to 844 Mojo Live 844-665-6548? With all the times I get hit.

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I was thinking the same thing.

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I don't think I've ever had that happen to me And actually if it did happen to me I don't care what they looked like I'd be like yeah Come over here buddy I'll play for whatever team you want me to play for

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You heard it here first I love it

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By the way I'm going to say this right now I love when gay dudes hit on me I love it

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I agree I love getting hit on by lesbians

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By lesbians So I get hit on by two people Who I always tell Chelsea If something, God forbid, ever happens to Chelsea And I hope we never get divorced And I hope nothing ever happens to her I hope she outlives me But if something ever happens My next wife's going to be a black woman And my next husband's going to be a gay man I don't know One of those two I'm going for one of those two My next husband I know But those are the two that I get hit on Which one are you going to go for first? I'm curious Whoever comes first Okay Who's your first husband? Yes. Well, I'll tell you a little bit about him a little later. He's a guy that lives in Toledo, and he said he loves Megan. What's going on, Alyssa?

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Yeah, hey, good morning, guys. Good morning.

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Good morning. What is your way to get out of somebody hitting on you?

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I'm married now, but when I was not engaged or married, my girlfriends and I would wear fake engagement rings. And, I mean, even if I was just in a relationship, sometimes hearing I just have a boyfriend, They're not really, they don't stop at that I was just going to say, sadly

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I don't even think rings stop guys anymore They're so bold

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It's a little bit more convincing than just saying I have a boyfriend, but it worked For the most part, if we got a free drink out of it I was totally in, but bye

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I kind of think that That's cool, you have a prop And you keep a prop available

00:07:16 - 00:07:24 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, I did it when I was bartending too Because you get creepies there, and I'm like, you know If it works when I'm going out, or a bartender I'm going to take it going out and it works

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Thank you for the call. What's up, Sydney?

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Hi.

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I actually just saw Spike this weekend at the pub crawl. Woo, woo. Hi, Spike again. Hi. My mom does this thing where she had a short guy hit on her once, and she went above his head and was like, you have to be this tall to ride this ride.

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Jeez. Wow.

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Glad your mom wasn't on our pub crawl. Sydney, obvious answer here, obvious question here. Could Spike ride your mom?

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She was the naughty cool girl. We stan short kings on this show.

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Yes. I don't think I, by the way, in the history of doing this radio show, I don't think I ever asked somebody if you could ride their mom. Could Spike ride your mom? Hi, Marina?

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Marnia.

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Oh, that's right. Exactly. Marnia? Marnia? Nice to have you here.

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Yeah, like Chronicles of Anarnia. Oh, okay.

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Oh, that's beautiful. What's going on? What's your excuse?

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So if a guy tries to hit on me, I say that I'm pregnant, and then I just start gagging as if I need to throw up.

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Oh, wow. Oh, my God. How fast do they run?

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But there are some guys that they are into that. They wouldn't care.

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That's great, though. No, but the vomiting throws them off. Yeah, yeah.

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What does it say about guys that women have to go to that level to get them to walk away?

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Because y'all don't take no for an answer. It's awful.

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Ashley, hi.

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Hi, good morning, guys. How are you?

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We're good. What's going on?

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Not much on my way to work. I thought I'd call in and let you guys know how I say no. So, yeah, I mean, I also wear a ring, but I wear it on my middle finger. And for certain reasons, because I'm trying to attract a certain person, but when all fails, I actually say I politely decline. And I get this look of, wait, you're actually saying no? And I'm like, yeah, no, I really politely decline. Thank you for the compliment. I appreciate it, but no. And yeah, I mean.

00:09:41 - 00:09:49 | Speaker 6:

When you say, go back to something real quick. You say you wear it on your middle finger because you're looking for a specific person. Say this to Google. What does that mean? What does that mean?

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um so i am a trying i'm trying to attract a guy that pays attention to detail i wear a diamond ring that i bought myself on my middle finger not on my

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ring finger because i want a guy to um notice that i do have a ring on my finger it'll pose a conversation and then it starts a conversation um and i want a guy to buy me a better ring than the one i bought myself and so um yeah that's not what i was thinking i was thinking there's

00:10:19 - 00:10:33 | Speaker 9:

some kind of kinky thing here i was thinking yeah like a signal to wear a ring i was like okay what was that all about it's kind of like putting a pineapple out in front of your house or something i don't know what's going on uh voice disguise i got a voice disguise you kelly

00:10:33 - 00:10:53 | Speaker 2:

i got it all fired up how are you good um so i've been married quite a while and if someone is being a little too pushy at a bar or restaurant i tell them that you know you probably don't want me because i'm looking to drop a log on someone's chest tonight whoa wow wow i'm wondering if i

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You don't have to dump that or not?

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I don't want to dump it. I think it's vague enough. It's obscure. Wow. What reaction do you get? Yeah, you don't have to dump that. I got to write that down.

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Just look at you and turn and walk away because they're completely disgusted. And then I'm good for the rest of the evening. No one else will come up to me. Has anyone been in, though?

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Yeah, Kelly, I'm really nervous. No, I've actually been very lucky.

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No one has been in.

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Eventually, somebody's going to go, oh, yeah, let's go.

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Yeah, you're my girl.

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No, that sound effect we have to dump. Dump the dump.

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I like Bridget's. Bridget's is just plain and simple. Bridget, what do you say? I'm sorry. Hold on a second.

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I'm getting you to move on, though. Yeah. Yeah, sorry. Can I get your number?

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Try again, Bridget. What do you say if somebody gets any?

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I'm brutally honest. I look at them, I'm very high maintenance. Your bathroom's going to look like a drugstore. I have 300 pairs of shoes, and you're probably better off with a poodle.

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Wow.

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You know, some guys like crazy. Like that might not scare them away Because they're not They're going to think well I'll still do you tonight I just don't want to marry you

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Well then I order a bottle of Perrier Duet

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Put it on the credit card Just be as high maintenance as possible And are you high maintenance in real life?

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No not really Okay My husband will tell you I'm pretty down to work

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Alright let's call him I wonder what kind of phone he has

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when all you want is to be left alone but also get constant attention is that too much to ask

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