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treat cure or prevent any disease mojo in the morning so you were at a store you don't say where but yeah and you witnessed something yesterday that was relatively disgusting well

this kind of piggybacks off of the topic shannon was doing because it also involves little kids doing incredibly crazy things or saying incredibly crazy things i saw something hysterical this little kid was maybe four years old walked over to some random food on the ground and i think it was like somebody had spilled the contents or ripped open the contents of like a bag of shredded cheese and you can just see it's like all over the ground there in a little mound well this little kid walked over and started munching away just picking up pinching up scoops of it and putting it in his mouth and i'm like oh i was like watching from maybe it wasn't like food that he had just dropped no no no it was you could tell it's been there people were stepping through it it was there all day and the bag must have broken open and nobody saw it to clean it up and it's because you could see it tracked away like people have been walking through it for a while yeah and i thought well this could be a funny topic to ask what disgusting things our listeners little kids have done because i know one family that could not keep their toddler out of the cat's litter box would always every time they accidentally left the door open in the laundry area the little toddler would walk right like she knew it was there and she would go right to it and would go scooping through the litter for the big for the prize yeah yeah but you know what

These are the kids that never get sick because they consume so many germs. I'm serious. We are all sick all the time because we spend so much time trying to not get sick and washing our hands and covering our nose and our mouth. But the kids who are eating poop and cheese off the floor are in great shape right now.

If I was that kid, I would have gone to the aisle that has all the chips and I would have gotten myself some Tostitos.

What do they call them? Shannon, are you becoming a crunchy mom? A crunchy mom? Yeah.

Yeah.

Like, seriously, I should, because then I wouldn't have, my family won't be, whatever. Literally medicine right now, I feel like I'm high. I'm on so much medication.

Well, you know what's funny is I look at those, the parents that kind of let their kids just kind of do things. The kids like run barefoot, you know, they're shirtless, you know, they're kind of like, you know, hanging out. And those kids are never fat kids. You ever notice that? For some reason, they always look like they're healthy.

And they're also never sick kids.

Yeah, that is very true.

We all, even before their kids remember, we all have a story of when the kids are babies and you hear a noise in the monitor and you go up to the crib and they finger paint it all over the wall with their poop. Oh yeah. Like, oh, I guess they put their hand in their diaper.

I remember, I remember Joey, our Joe, the Joe show, grabbing a piece of poop and holding it in his hand to tell us that he needed his diaper changed. He actually went in, he went into his diaper, grabbed it, pulled it out and says that he

needed his diaper changed. Do you remember the brown couch that I had? Oh, that's right. I forgot about that. Milo, out of nowhere, just in 30 seconds. I don't know how he did. This was like a year, a year and a half ago. In like 30 seconds of not looking, he took his diaper off and literally spread poop all over the brown couch. Thank God it was the brown couch. Yeah.

Erica?

Hi. Good morning. Good morning.

What did your daughter do?

when my daughter was about three years old I took her out to eat at a restaurant and she was sitting across the table from me and I like looked over and then I looked back at her and she was chewing something and I'm like we didn't even get our food yet so I'm like what are you eating she was like gum and I'm like where'd you get gum from she points down to the table she's like under here once they realized Mortified. That there's gum under restaurant tables It's over It's always like a fascination I was like don't kiss me for like three months

Actually Would you rather kiss Your sister or kiss Andrea's Child what did your child do

My kid Just started crawling He was like four or five months old And he made it to the cat's hairball Pute before I did It was awful I finally got to him and it was like a piece of hair hanging from his mouth it was i'm not sure if i gagged more than he did but it was absolutely

awful oh my god yeah have your kids uh uh have you guys you i know uh with having your dog how old were your daughter spike when you guys got doubling your dog um they were old enough yeah

yeah they were probably like middle school and high school the big thing is kids eating

the dog's food like the like little kids like walking up to the dog's food and walking and Like putting it in their mouth And eating it What's up Alexis

Hi um so when my sister I'd say she had to be in about probably about Two she ate a wipey And my mom like pulled it Out of her butt

Oh my gosh wow

Yeah like it went through

Wow and it didn't I mean that's good I guess it didn't clog Up her intestines and have to have surgery

No idea she ate it like my mom Was changing her diaper and she was like what

is that? Oh my gosh. That's the most amazing wipey dispenser you'll ever see in your life.

There's a story out this morning talking about litter boxes. There's an animal shelter in Hamilton, Ohio, which is north of Cincinnati and between Cincinnati and Dayton, that is going to name a cat litter box after an ex-romantic partner. For $5 donations, you can actually name the litter box after the person that is your ex that you think is a piece of food. I love when they do that.

Aren't there always pet stores that will name rats that they feed to some of the reptiles after your ex or cockroaches or something?

Cockroaches. What's up, Pete? Yeah. How you doing,

buddy? Oh, man. It's been a day and it's only seven stuff tomorrow. It starts early in West Michigan. It starts early. So, my story is about recently I was down in Florida, right? Shout out to the Joe Show down in Orlando, right?

Yeah, and Tampa, yeah.

Yeah, Tampa, yeah. So, I'm down there, and my sister is, for whatever reason, using a washcloth to wipe my nephew's backside, right? So, instead of putting it into the laundry like she should have after wiping it with poo, she put it on a table. And my 18-month-old, who has this fetish for sucking water off of washcloths. No, no, no, no. And then comes tearing around the corner With this big, you know, poop-eating smile On his face And there it is just Hang on, yeah

Oh, no I thought for sure you were going to say That you then went and washed your hands And then wiped your face off Or something like that

No, but that's still not as great as my first job 15 years ago with Poop-a-palooza Where I came in the room

Poop-a-palooza

Yeah, poop-a-palooza, right? But then she's sitting there, and she's wiping the poo on the wall. I come in the room. She's naked. She sees me. She smiles and opens her mouth in a piece of poo.

Oh, no. Can I just say, all right, can I say, as somebody with no kids, this is the most birth control topic we have ever known.

Yeah, yeah. No, I tell this story constantly to my teenage daughters now, just to remember, boys are terrible, and they will cause poop-a-palooza.

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