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I came up with this topic yesterday after the show was over with, and I don't know where it's going to land, But it's one of those ones where it sounded so good yesterday that it could either be spectacular on the air or not so spectacular on the air.

We need a lot of participation for it.

So we were having a conversation about porn. That's kind of the stuff that we talk about here. All right, starting off good. Which, by the way, the conversation came because we had a War of the Roses submission not that long ago. that you may hear a War of the Roses on the air soon because we ended up having to go through, we do the War of the Roses, have to do legal work and be able to run the thing on the air. And the submission was that the person thought that their significant other was cheating with their stepbrother. And it was that her mom, or the guy, the mom and the dad got remarried and they became step-siblings and then the girlfriend thought that this was going on, I guess.

The girl's boyfriend thought that.

Yeah, so there was one of those things. So we were talking about step-brother, step-sister, step-parent porn and how unrealistic that is. Like, to me, that is unrealistic. Like, that would happen. Like, you have a step, right? You have, like, a step-brother.

I do not anymore. Not anymore. I did. You did. You did. Yeah.

Through divorce, you got rid of him.

Yes. Did you get rid of him? I would never in 10 bajillion years ever think about him that way.

He was not an attraction. Did he ever come on to you?

Or did you feel like that? No, no, no. And we were the same exact age, too. But I do know, I do have somebody that I know from college who is now married to her stepbrother. Oh, God. But they weren't step-sibling. It's funny. It's a, it's a weird story of they, they met and their parents were both widows and then their parents met because obviously they wanted to see like who their kid was dating and they fell in love and got married after my friend and her now husband got together. So they are husband, wife, stepbrother, stepsister.

That by the way, the, it's a crazy story. The way that you said it at first sounds dirty porn and then, but then when you, when you spell it out, it makes sense. It sounds heartwarming. You know what I mean? Like, it sounds like after-school special Hallmark Channel, you know?

But still, when they tell people that, they look at them like, ooh.

That's weird.

What do you call each other? Husband, wife.

Yeah, you don't call them brother, sister. But that's what they are. Isn't that weird? They're that, too.

Do you call them mom, dad?

I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. So, this was the idea that came up in.

Is that my uncle or my mom? Or my dad? It's confusing.

So during the post-show meeting that we were having, we said, let's look up the most searched porn, you know, terms or titles. Be honest.

You didn't have to look it up. I was about to say, I wasn't around for that. You made a list real fast. Who was in the studio? Lydia and Bianca, I think were in the studio. No, no, no. Who was here? i think tony was in the studio i know i made the list at home just because so i came so i came up

with this list and then the idea was i'll throw out the top five most searched and watched porn you know uh i guess they would be um i don't know uh what would they be what you're trying to say well no they'd be what is it like categories well they call them categories but in movies there's always a plot, right? So they'd be, in porn, aren't they plots too? Not the ones I used to watch. There's a plot to this movie or a plot to this porn? I never made it that far. I don't watch, when I used to watch porn, I never watched a movie porn. Zach just said it's called storylines in that. But it could be, yeah. It could be a porn storyline. But I like porn plot because it kind of goes there. But here are the top five, and I'll do them from five until one. And what we decided was, we're going to throw these out there, and then we're going to ask you, the listener, to tell us if there is a realistic story to this happening to you. Because I believe that no porn is real. Like, I have never, ever in my life had a pizza delivery person come to my house, deliver a pizza, and the next thing I know, we're effing. But I bet it happens. Especially with DoorDash these days, I guarantee you. Nobody has ever screwed the DoorDash drop.

Oh, I bet it has. It doesn't happen. I don't believe it.

It ain't the only thing they're dropping off. And by the way, you can call up with that, with the pizza delivery and the DoorDash thing, but that's not on the list. It's not in the top five. Here's the top five. Number five, husband, wife, best friend porn. So it's having sex with your significant other's best friend. That's number five. Number four of the most searched porn plots. neighbor porn having sex with your neighbor any neighbors that you would like to have sex with i don't know my neighbors like well yeah really how about you i i you know be safe you're married be safe no number i don't even know my neighbor's names except for like three of them you ain't got to know they dance number number three teacher student porn oh yeah miss cormel back in the day there's google this story by the way i just saw it yesterday on uh one of the news sites the downers grove illinois teacher google downers grove illinois teacher convicted she just you wait till you see what this teacher looks like spell it illinois these these teachers these days, they look so much better than the teachers we had. She was banging a 14-year-old. Okay. Yeah. Unbelievably beautiful teacher. What did she see in him? The crazy thing was she got arrested with the husband of hers in the car, and she didn't That's so gross. She acted like she didn't know what she did, like she did a traffic violation, and they basically were like, no, we're pulling you over because She was a special teacher. Her right here? Look how attractive she is. Oh, I've seen her. Yeah, she's cute. All right. Number three porn plot. The step that we were talking about. Stepdad, stepmom, stepdaughter, stepson porn. That was it. And number one, most watched porn. Number one, most watched porn, which is kind of interesting. Because this means that there's a lot of people that would want to have sex like this. MILF porn. Oh, yeah. MILF porn is number one most watched porn. That's clear. Really? Obviously, right? So knowing that they're a mom you would like to. Oh, I mean, not because they're a mom. Just like MILFs. Like a really attractive older woman. Yeah, like that's not a kink. Like, I'm the kid you got. Like, not like that. You got to be careful when you do this whole thing because your mom does listen to the show and she'd be very mad. You know who listens more to my mom? My grandma. Really? I don't know. My grandma listens from beginning to end. Oh, my God. My grandma. All right. So those are the most watched porns, along with, we said, the pizza delivery guy and the DoorDash one we just threw out there.

Anybody that's ever had a real-life story to go with this to prove that this stuff really does happen, because I believe it only happens in porn. April, are you there?

Yes, sir.

Which one are you calling up about? Do we have a realistic story to go along with any of these porn titles?

totally comment on the porn thing too so uh but the the stepbrother sister thing i actually have um some older friends of mine they were um and they would always go around and uh tell us about how she never had to change her last name i'm like why and the the wife was like oh well

because he's my brother and i'm like wait a minute you married your brother and then i asked her where she was from you know thinking that it was going to be you know one of those states yeah and um and they're like no well we were actually foster brother and sister like they grew up with each other for like oh but no no true blood relation but still no no no true blood relation but they wound up getting married having a kid and then and then they split up you know what that would

I guess that's weird because you're being raised by this family as brother and sister. And you end up doing it. I wonder how their parents felt about them, their foster parents felt about them doing this.

Oh, their foster parents weren't great peers.

Oh, well, maybe.

It wasn't really something that they needed to worry about.

Yeah. All right. Well, thank you. I appreciate your call. Take care of yourself. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Jerry, hi. Jerry. Hey, how you doing? What's the realistic story to go along with what could be only in the porn?

I'm a part-time Dasher. And, like, two years ago I was Dashing. I made this grocery order. And I took it to the lady's house. And she asked me, could I bring it in? She was on the second floor of an apartment building. I brought it in. And she had a robe on. And she kind of untied it. And she asked me if I wanted to stay for dinner. I was like, I really had to think about it. Like, no, I can't do that. I don't know you like that.

Yeah.

Wait, wait, wait. So you actually had to think about that?

Yeah, man.

I like it.

All cooter ain't good cooter. That's a fact.

He's right. All cooter. She took up a gamble because how does she know what you're going to look like?

She ain't good. She was just ready, I guess.

Yeah, she was prepared. She saw his picture, probably, because they always have their little picture that's there, and it says Doug is delivering you, but this case was Jerry.

You never see that with Instacart?

They do the thing? No. Hey, when you turned her down, did she give you a bad score? Actually, I got a 25 or two. Oh, my God. That's an all-cooter ain't always good cooter, is what we're learning this morning. Jay is voice disguised. Hi, Jay.

Hey, Mojo. How are you?

Good. We're talking about stuff that you would think would only be in the porn. What's yours?

So I am a Lyft driver, and I had a rider who recognized me from one of the hookup apps. And we ended up doing something together. And then about three weeks later, I picked him up at the hospital with his girlfriend who had just had a baby. Oh, my God.

Man. Yo, what? What did he do when he saw you as the person that picked him up?

When he saw, I was the one coming to pick him up. He actually messaged me in the app and said, please keep it cool.

Oh. That's crazy. You're a good guy to keep it cool. You could have really blown this man's cover, but that would not have been good.

I certainly didn't want to be a homewrecker.

Yeah. That's amazing. The entire time that you guys were in the car and they were in the backseat, I'm assuming, did you look in the rearview mirror and, like, wink at them or anything?

Oh, no. I was dying laughing just trying to keep it together. Oh, my God.

the odds. I hope you got a good tip out of that one. He already got one. Alright, thank you. I knew for that. We're the easiest dad joke morning show here. Although I don't know if dads tell that kind of joke. Dads don't do the tip jokes. What's up, Dustin? You there? Just the tip? Oh, yeah.

How you guys doing this morning? Good morning. Good. What's happening?

We haven't gotten, by the way, I'm going to throw this out there again. The number one porns. Number one, MILF porn. Number two, step family porn. I guess we got it. Foster parent. Number three, anybody have sex with their teacher or student, if you're a teacher. Neighbor porn. Anybody ever mess around with a neighbor? And then the last one was husband, wife's best friend. We're getting a lot of people that are calling about the delivery drivers. Which one are you?

I'm another delivery driver. Okay. Back when I was doing pizza delivery, I took a delivery and chopped it off. By the time I got back to the store, this customer called saying I forgot something. So they made me take it back out of my own pocket. I go and knock on the door, and this lady answers the door, buck naked.

Ooh. And as we learned from Jerry, not all cooter is good cooter. Was this good cooter or bad cooter?

I didn't go at it, but it looked like it was good cooter. Wait. What made you have a conscience to say no? It looked like it. I was in a relationship. Oh, okay. It looked like it was good.

Man. You know what? That's where the good angel and bad angel are on your shoulders, and you're like, what do I do?

It looked like it. Well, the worst part is my car was broke down at the time, so I had my girlfriend.

at the time, her van that I was working out of. So I was like, I really couldn't do anything. Yeah, well,

you could have done it in her house. You didn't have to do it in the van.

Well, no, I'm not a cheater. So the fact that I'm with someone, I'm not going to do it. All right, okay. Good man.

But it looked like a good one. Bobby has got a different storyline here. What's yours, Bobby?

Well, I'm sleeping with my neighbor.

Oh, Bobby.

Is that a secret or this is known information?

We know it now. No, it's not a secret. Is the neighbor or yourself in a relationship with somebody else? Because usually it's you're sleeping with the neighbor, but you're in a relationship with somebody else.

No, I'm living with one of them in a relationship. It's just like that naughty girl next door thing.

Who made the first move? How did it start?

I made the first move. What did you do? I kept seeing her every day.

Would you ever go outside for no reason at all just to hope that you ran into her and got invited in?

Oh, all the time. I would wait for her to go outside, then I'd go outside to my car like I was looking for something.

There you go. I like that. You know what? There's nothing wrong with that one. That's actually a good one there. Gene on with us right now. Gene, this is another different one. This is one that's not even on the list. Sex with the car salesperson. Is that right, Gene? Yes. and what weird are you the car salesperson or no i was the person training mike i went to trade my

car in and um we're trying to get like a charger and we went on a test drive and we started floating and then we drove to my house and did it and drove back wow wait a second so gene explain this to me

was it a was it a male or female salesperson it was a guy so the so you're in the car and the the salesman is there next to you who made the first flirt he did what did he say he's like do you get down i'm like yes like you know a place like i don't live that far wait a second is that how gay guys pick up on each other they say do you get down yes man that's unreal all right well Did you buy the car? Yeah, I actually got an upgrade. He gave me an escalator. Wow. Did you get the family deal? I'm trying to figure out what dealership this was from.

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