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ashley yeah is this a oh this is a neighbor one here's a neighbor one again yeah so ashley what's

up we're talking about is that when porn becomes real yeah so um my ex-husband had a major thing for pregnant girls and um one of our neighbors that had recently moved in was a very beautiful pregnant woman and um after so many years of being neighbors and my husband perving on her through the window we became best friends and we ended up hooking up with each other while our

husbands were at work oh so your husband didn't get in on it you just did it no no neither one

of the husbands got in on it and then they found out and they kind of just knew that every time they're at work and stuff we would mess around take pictures of each other show each other stuff you know whenever we could with each other while we could so what do you

mean show each other stuff what does showing each other stuff mean like you know showing each other

our goodies and scooters all scooters are not all please that word you guys i can't this is

word you guys did your husband ever figure out that you were fooling around with the woman that

he had the uh little fantasy about oh yeah i of course i had to brag to him that he couldn't get

it but i could oh my god what a neighborhood where do you guys are you in be honest are you Are you in, like, a mobile home or what kind of home are you in? Yeah, it was a mobile home. I knew it. Mobile homes equals sex.

I knew it.

Mobile homes are the best for this.

You live in a really suburban area. I know. So it's not, like, normal trailers. Manufactured homes.

Yeah, it is. This is manufactured, not trailer. We don't call them trailers anymore. They're manufactured homes.

He said, I knew it. I'm telling you.

I drive by all the time, one that's by my house, and I'm like, I'm telling you there's a lot of neighbor sex going on in those things.

You know what's an underrated one?

What's that?

Because when I used to live in my old apartment, I used to have a maintenance dude that came in. The stories he would tell me, the maintenance man coming in and having a quote-unquote service apartment, he used to tell me stories I couldn't believe.

B is voice disguised. B, this is a totally different one. have we had anybody call yet saying the cable guy did it cable guy b your voices guy yes really so he came over to what uh did he come over to fix your wi-fi or or he came over to

fix my wi-fi yeah and he gave me the look he was here for like four hours yeah and we were just chatting away and then he gives me this look and i said you don't have a condom do you and he said no and he said that's okay i just want to go down up oh wow man and i said okay

And so question for you, what's the look? Can I, like, like, what is the look?

Shannon, you know the look. I know the look. I want to know what, so that happened. And then what, like, what happened afterwards? Did you talk to him again? See him again? No, no, no. Say thank you. I said thank you, but believe me, I said thank you.

Was that all that happened?

Yes.

That's unreal.

I'm 47 years old.

Yeah. Were you married or in a relationship?

No.

Was he?

They probably didn't even talk about that.

Did your Wi-Fi work after he left?

It worked better than ever.

Oh, my God. That's craziness. I want to know what the look is. Like, explain what the look is. It's just a look. It's in your eyes. You just look.

You can't do the look. Like, is that the look? I don't look at me. I don't know. Now I'm going to be like.

By the way.

We are doing it to either one of them.

Next time the cable guy comes, I'm going to go. I'm not giving you the look I just want to make sure of that Do you want another pizza delivery one Or do you want step Mother Would you like best friends mom That's an interesting one And I got bus driver Oh those last two Okay so let's do best friends mom First voice disguise D Are you there D Hi

How you doing I'm doing pretty good But I was on the fence of calling this in.

Oh, I like it. What encouraged you to call? The fact that you wanted to make our day?

I want to make your day. And I know it's voiceless, guys.

All right, you're voiceless, guys, right now. All right, so you're the best friend's mom. What's the story?

Yeah, okay, so I ran into her at the gas station. And she was super stressed out about moving. my buddies had moved out of state so i was like you know what k i'll help you move so i followed her to her house we packed up and we went to the new place we ended up hanging out for a little while and she's like you know what you've been sweating a lot today you better go take a shower and i'll get the money ready for for helping me and everything i was like you know what? That makes sense. I'm 18, 19 years old. Yeah. Wait, wait,

how old is she?

She was probably 40, 45.

Alright, alright. She told you to take a shower. I come out of the shower.

What did you say, Mojo? Just keep going.

Kevin brings up a very interesting point. She told you to take a shower, but you had no other clothes.

No, no. I was going to go, you know, commando in my basketball shorts.

Okay. All right. So.

I come out of the shower, and she's like, you know what? I'm going to clean up real quick, and I'll pay you, and you go ahead and head. I'm like, all right. You know, so I'm sitting there chilling in the kitchen, and she walks out in a robe, and I'm like, oh, no.

Oh, no.

I'm like, oh, yes.

No, no. You say, oh, no, or did you say, oh, hell no?

I was like, oh, no. Here we go. She drops the robe, and I'm like. Oh, my. Oh, hell no. This is really happening.

Wow.

And then we ended up, you know, I spent the night there.

And you and Kay ended up banging.

Yeah. And we proceeded to do so for the next two or three years.

Oh, my.

Oh, my. Neither of the brothers knew.

Yeah. Wow, man.

And they were the crazy friends.

Mommy like it.

I'm glad they never found out.

Yeah. Mama was crazy. By the way, do you think it was good to say her name on the air, or was her name not really Kay?

Her name was not Kay. Okay, all right.

I was thinking, okay. He's smarter than I thought he was. That's amazing. By the way, when somebody says, why don't you go take a shower, that right there must be better than the look. Like, that right there is, all right, we're getting down. We're going to have some fun. Why don't you go take a shower?

Well, I thought about it.

Yeah.

And I got super nervous, and I'm like, no. We wouldn't do that.

You know what's funny? I'm the type of guy that wouldn't read the signs, and I would say, no, it's okay. I don't have my clothes with me. I'm going to go home and take a shower. And then I'd be driving home about a mile or so from the house going, crap, I think she was meeting. Look at that, Kay. All right. Well, listen, what a nice thing you are to help out your friend's mom move. You know what's funny is that moving sucks. I would have said no way. Like, I don't even care if I'm going to get to have sex with mom. Now you might say yes. Nah, not a chance. You might say okay. I don't like to move. I don't like to move. Speaking of that, the next caller is Voiceless Guys, and their name is Kay. Kay, are you there or hi?

Yep, I'm here.

Hey, you're the one that slept with the bus driver?

Yeah, it was junior year of high school. And we had a very young, attractive bus driver. And I stayed late on the bus one day. And he had other routes, but I just handed him my number. and then uh we ended up hooking up for a few months after that on the bus or somewhere else

not on the bus how like how young of a young of attractive was he like the bus drivers i always knew he was he had a 21 year old bus driver that's unusual i don't know how like he was yeah usually bus drivers are like old retired people you know i know that's why he was such a treat That's pretty amazing. That's a treat. And so you and the bus driver ended up watching the wheels go round and round. Huh?

How do you do this? So fast. How do you do this?

How do you do this? How do you do this?

How do you do this?

The wheels on the bus go round and round. Round and round, round and round, the wheels on the bus go round and round, all through the town.

Man, Kay, you are a dirty girl. Thank you for the call. I appreciate it.

Yeah, no problem.

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