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Mojo in the Morning Show. So, Shannon, where did you find someone's weave?

This is so random. I was getting gas yesterday at the gas station, and I don't know if you guys are like me, but a lot of times when I'm getting gas, just to kind of kill time, I clean out my car. At the same time, all of the crap from the kids, I take out from the backseat and throw it away in the garbage can that's right there next to the gas pump. So that's exactly what I was doing, and I noticed that there was like a big, long piece of blonde weave hanging out of the garbage can. And I thought to myself, I know that extensions are very expensive, so why? Like, how did this come to be right there? Was there a fight, and that's where it ended up? Did it come out, and you just left it? I don't know why. You would just leave your weave hanging halfway out of the garbage can at the gas station. So my question to you is, where did you leave your weave?

Oh, I like it. Or where did you lose your weave? Or where did you lose is probably more appropriate, yes?

A decision is made at that point because, like you said, they're expensive. So you're either really frustrated or you just don't have time or you're going.

Or you didn't notice. Yeah.

That's a guy that's on his way home not knowing that he's going back to his family's house and the girl he's been fooling around with left the weed in his car.

I wanted to know the story of that piece of weed real bad.

You know what that's like? That's like me having to throw away my Burger King on my way home.

That would be a great reality show. not even a great reality show, just like an investigation of going through gas station garbage cans. Because think how many people dispose of evidence there, right?

Yeah. Yeah, Megan, what were you going to say?

I was going to say, I went to a frat party at OSU and obviously was making poor decisions that night. And I remember I had a brand new set of hair in, like human hair. It was very long. I feel like it was like 30 inches. and I clipped in a weft into one of a dude's like heads and he was laughing like a mullet and he put a hat on and ran away and the weft was gone and I am so mad about it to this day it's been 10 years and I'm still mad

yeah joke's on you what's up Renee?

hey I was at a sketchy gas station in the city and there was a weave at the top of the gas station garbage can and I was afraid there was a head attached to it It was that much

But somebody also threw it in the gas station Garbage can, huh?

Yeah, it happens I don't know why

That might be a thing Get rid of your weave at the gas station At the BP What's up, Marilyn?

Hi So it's not a weave, it's a toupee But when I was younger, we were at a family gathering And my uncle wears a toupee And it's like, the family's not so hidden secret And my two-year-old cousin went and pulled it right off his head. Oh, my God.

Oh, no. Poor guy.

Yeah, it was funny.

Was he embarrassed?

Yeah, he was. I felt so bad. It was like his hidden secret. Like, no one is supposed to know, but literally everybody knows.

You know what's amazing about that, too, is that a lot of people that will wear, like, toupees or have a toupee, they look so much better if they just got rid of it. They would give them a little bit of... Not anymore. Not anymore. Why? Toupees are good?

They look good now. Really? They look really good now.

Are they as good as weaves? Because women's weaves are so much better than men's toupees.

I'm here for a man who wears a toupee, and let me tell you why.

Really?

Let me tell you. Because that is a man.

who then is okay with everything I'm doing to change the way I look. And I'm all about confidence. If that makes him feel good, he's going to be happier. I'm going to be happier. Yet to see

one that looks like it isn't a toupee. Yeah.

Especially if you go bald early in your family.

Megan, by the way, the ultimate would be if you're in a relationship with a guy with a toupee, if you can make love and make his toupee fly off.

Honestly, wouldn't you feel good about that?

That would be, seriously, as a guy, I'd be like, oh. Can I ask a dumb question?

How do you attach a toupee?

I think they snap, don't they? Don't they have a little snappy? No, a lot of times it's a glue. Is it glue? What's going on, Brittany?

So I'm from a super small town, and I moved down by 10 Mile, and I'm at Walmart, and I'm walking through the parking lot, and I see, and I thought it was a snake on the ground, and I'm like, how is there a snake out here in the middle of the city? and I get closer and it's like a four foot long braided weave just laying in the parking lot all crusty and I'm like this is not marine city anymore that's funny uh Wendy hi what's going on

it's mojo in the morning hi I did not find a weave in the garbage but I found something interesting I was cleaning my car out actually the car wash and I saw in the garbage can what I thought was a real big doll leg like off a doll yeah a big plastic leg and I took a second look and it was a gigantic dildo oh my goodness oh boy now again don't you want to know the story of how that ended up there we should i've never forgotten that was like 20 years ago

we should almost ask the guys at the gas station when we're going in you know to buy like our i don't know slim gyms and lottery tickets yeah or energy drinks ask them what's the craziest thing you found in your gas station in uh garbage because i bet you they found crazy stuff in the Yes, which location that was. Was that the one that Shannon was cleaning out our car? Yeah, exactly. Trust me. By the way, I mentioned just a second ago that that's where I used to throw away. The gas station is where I would throw away my Burger King. Chelsea sent me this.

Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Junior Double Triple Whopper.

Yeah, thank you for the Whopper song. I appreciate that. By the way, is it just me or whenever that commercial comes on television, the Burger King commercial? Do you have it in your head the whole day? Whenever it does that, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper. Do you get that in your head? No. No?

No, but now that you're talking about Whopper, I would love a Whopper Jr.

That sounds so good. I will bet you now you'll see it on television, and that will be in your head the rest of the day. Whopper Jr.

Double, triple Whopper. Flames real taste with perfect toppers. I rule this day.

And BK. Have it your way. All right, Mojo in the Morning Show.

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