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All right. It's Mojo in the morning. So the next topic is for all the kleptos out there, because we might actually be those kleptos. We might be one of those people, you know, don't leave anything just laying around when you're out here with a bunch of like celebrities and stuff like that. Like we might, you know, have to go up and snatch it. But you came up with this topic from was it our daddy daughter dance on Friday?

Yeah. And I need to know where my fellow I'm going to say I'm a former klepto. I feel like the Statue of Limitations are beyond me, so I can talk about this now.

Yes, you're good.

But Daddy Daughter Dance, I ran into the wonderful Scott Mick, who is Megan's dad, and he's incredible. He's everything and more that I've come to know on this show from hearing Megan talk about him. I was so worried about you two sitting next to each other. No, he was incredible. He was incredible. But he talked about this one time when he was a little guy, and he stole something from a store. Sounds like my dad. He talked about how his dad made him walk all the way back to the store, and all your dad can remember was the black wingtip shoes that his dad was wearing because he was too scared to look up. And then Mike shared a story from his klepto days. Oh, yeah. Yep, yep, yep. That was a couple drinks deep in that. And then I shared a story from my day. So I was younger. I was reckless, you know, a little out of control. And I walked into a store, store not to be mentioned, and I saw this wonderful full – it's in the summertime, by the way. I'm short sleeves. I got cargo shorts on. Everyone has flip-flops on. It's like the heat of the summer. Yeah. And for some reason, I see this large, winter, camouflaged hunting jacket. And I say, you know what? I'm going home with that. And so I wear it out of the store. And my philosophy, I would never do it again. It didn't beep? It didn't beep. And no one beeped me. Wow. No one stopped me. I said, look, if nobody's going to stop me, we're just going to do this. Have you guys ever? Was it at Burlington? No, it wasn't at Burlington. When they used to call themselves Burlington Code Factory. No, this was a, I don't want to say it. Can I say it?

Yeah. Statute of limitations. Wait, are they still around? Yeah, for sure. Statute of limitations. If they are still around, the only way you can say it is if today you go in there and apologize for what you did as a kid. It's never going to happen.

Come on. It's never going to happen. How old were you at the time? I was like 17. Like 17 or 18. 17, you go to juvie. It was a Meijer. It was a Meijer? It was a big one. They listened to us. Oh, man.

They listened to us.

So my store is closed, it's gone, I think. Are there Kmart's anymore? I don't think so. They're gone. Yeah, so back in around 15, 16, I went to Kmart and stole a fabulous CD. Remember that? But it was edited. It wasn't even like.

How did you steal it? Where did you put it?

So they used to have. Remember, they used to have.

those big CD cases, so I had to go to the bathroom and try to break that off. Well, they have those secret shoppers or whatever. I got busted stealing it, got caught, and they called my parents to tell, like, hey, we're going to let your parents know, but you're going to have to go back and tell them what happened because they didn't answer the phone. Well, at that time, they had voicemail recorders. Remember the little cassettes or whatever? So I got home before my parents ever did and took that out. They don't know to this day that I got busted at Kmart.

stealing so you ripped off you ripped off kmart and that's the reason why they're no longer in business it was a good cd turn it up okay crank it up this is off of my cd still has this is the only thing i ever i got caught it was you guys still have cds and play cds of course i still have all my cd remember did you guys ever

You have, like, the big black case that you had to, like, unzip. That's what I have, yeah. And I labeled all mine. I still have that.

Because the cover art is so beautiful.

I'm going to say this to you guys, and I can't believe this, but I have never stolen a second. You lie. You want to know why? Never once. You know why? Why? No, I was, neither have I. Oh, you never, oh, good, okay, thank you. I think you said you know why. Because I was going to say the reason why for me was my dad would have beat my ass.

Absolutely.

And I'm going to say, well, your dad knows this because what he did with the wingtips, right? He's looking down at the wingtips. My dad was the type of dad that if we got in trouble, he would have beat our ass. He never beat our ass because guess what? He told us he was going to beat our ass.

My dad was very serious from a young age saying, if you ever get in trouble and you have one phone call, don't call me. I'm not coming for you. I don't care how old you are. I don't care what happened. Do not call me. I don't care. And so I was like, I can't get in trouble. I'm going to be there for the rest of my life.

By the way, I cannot believe how horribly full of criminals we are with our listeners this morning. I always stole one. No, I'm saying look at these listeners, though. The messages and the texts and the calls. And let me go to Kim first. Kim, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. How are you?

Hi, Mojo. Just wanted to say that I am a first-time caller. And long-time listener? Long-time. Long-time listener, of course, of course.

What's going on?

Okay, so one time I went to Walmart, and there was, like, a pack of cookies there, and I didn't realize that, like, they were supposed to be sold individually, so when I scanned it, it didn't work, and then I was like, well, I don't understand what's happening here, so I scanned an individual barcode, like, on the boxes of cookies, and then when I got home, I realized that it was a whole pack of cookies, and, like, they were individual, and you had to pay for them individually, and I felt so guilty about it. I felt so guilty that I had to go back the next day and pay for the rest of the cookies on the pack.

See that? You have a conscience, unlike Kevin and Mike. You're a good person. A win is a win. Hey, thank you for the call, by the way. Thank you. Can I actually solicit, and maybe it will come to fruition here or put out in the universe? I want to talk to the lady who, because she's always a lady, who is caught on security camera sticking an article that she's stealing in her vagina. Oh, yeah. It's my favorite. Whoever that lady is, because there's always that lady. You ever notice that in the security camera? Oh, yeah. Right down the pants. And they're usually ladies that are like me. They might have a little extra skin on them. And they're usually taking clothing, and they're putting it in their crotches. and you hear these stories about how the security tags or something go off and they go, I have nothing on me or whatever, and they can't mind it. How do they hold it up there?

Does it, like, bite down? A lot of group strength. Kegel exercise.

Lots of Kegels. Well, remember we did this topic a while ago, and there was a man who was continually getting busted for putting meat down his pants at all of the local grocery stores.

Oh, that's right. Which is smart because, like, what are you going to do, take it back? I forgot about that. Yeah.

That was his method of getting it out of the store, was putting it down his pants. Do you cook that meat?

Well, that's how you kill the bacteria.

What about the, like, does Tide, like, why does Tide not do commercials for their Tide pods where they actually say, if you're a thief and you steal them, it even cleans the smell of the vagina off of this thing. Do you think that's their target demographic? No, but I don't know. No, but I think that, honestly, if I was, if I'm sitting here at home and I'm like some mom watching and i'm gonna get ready to go out and buy some detergent at target right i'm gonna say to myself i'll buy the one that cleans the smell of the vagina off of my clothes do you ever see

do you ever see somebody steal something so impressively you're like you earned that yeah like the woman who was wearing a skirt and she crouched over a 12 pack of beer and just like grabbed it with her thighs and walked off like a normal person you earned that that's right

Honestly, you do that. If I was in the store, I would actually give the money for you to go buy that. Oh, my God. Look who is on with us. We haven't had her on with us in a bit. Misfit Nicole is on with us. What's going on, Misfit Nicole?

Good morning, everybody. Good morning.

Where have you been, beautiful lady?

I've been around.

I can barely hear you. Oh, you can't. Hello, Nicole. Are you guys here to me? Yes, I got you.

I was cracking up because Kevin is sharing his klepto stories, and everybody's talking about them from children. I stole a watermelon last year. A watermelon? How does one steal a watermelon? So, you know, you just punch in the code, the number, like for fruit or whatever.

Yeah.

So I had it in my bag, like my card or whatever, and I had to run myself up. I had it at the bottom, and I had forgot it. Oh, uh-huh. And I was like, I'm not going back to pay for this ish. I'm not getting back in line. So I just had to put it. My little Walmart guy gave a little extra wink. Extra wink!

Do me a favor. Do what Megan said and put it in between your thighs next time that you do it, okay?

Oh, my God. But, yes, I'm around. I love y'all. I'm here. Hey, Nicole.

Nicole, have you ever watched those videos, though, of the people that steal the clothes and they put them down their pants or the meat like Shannon brought up?

Guess what? I know a real life booster.

Whenever I see this.

I'll just go to his crib.

I love you. Take care of yourself.

Okay, bye.

Oh, my gosh. AJ, what did you steal, AJ?

Sorry, I'll give you this. A friend of mine went to a party. We were walking home through downtown Plymouth. They used to have a little power sports store that sold dirt bikes and stuff. They had a couple dirt bikes in the front of the store. Me and my friend saw them and decided to go home and grab a minivan, drive it back around, and we stuck it in the side of the minivan and drove off with it only to get caught when we got home.

Oh, my gosh. My police were there, or what happened?

So we were some partiers when we were kids, and we got kicked off of a street from partying to one of my friend's house, And there just happened to be a cop in the neighborhood One of the people Neighbors called the cops on us And said we were up to no good So they ended up pulling us over They ran the VIN numbers on the dirt bike They didn't come back stolen Except for a couple minutes later And we got pulled over again And ironically we got arrested Together with the same pair of handcuffs And we stole the cop's cell phone From underneath the cage

So you guys clearly learned your lesson Yeah That's amazing By the way, the cops who are arresting you Get robbed That's when you know you are a good criminal Alright, well thank you for the call AJ Appreciate it Lydia, if we get more I want you to put them through But I need, Lydia, we need the big one Like we need seriously Like the person that made off with I don't know The biggest item But they had to steal it by sticking it Up their skirt You know how much jewelry I could fit in my buttcheeks? I can't even put keys in my pocket. We're going to do a little contest tomorrow. I'm feeling it. I'm going to Lucido's today. Don't tell Vince. Franny. Or Franny. Watch out, Franny. I'm going to Lucido's today, and I'm going to put them. I really have to make a TikTok about this. Absolutely. Can you please go get me? 12 Rolexes. I can get them right there. Lack them up, Fran. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a man who's the reason why we're all here today, because if it wasn't for him in the studio and us saying, hey, can we do this, we wouldn't be here. But Casey's back with us from the Rocket Mortgage Classic and, of course, from Rocket Mortgage, the man who is responsible for us being in this beautiful, great...

Right where you're going to stick at about five, six feet from the ninth hole here. What time are you tee off today?

So I just found out that I'm a 110, so it's going to be a long day for me.

You know who you're right behind is Rhonda Walker. Really?

I think she's 1230. Is she really? Yeah.

You guys are close. I have to tell you.

Well, she's a great golfer, by the way. Yes, she is. She's really good. I'm not. So I'm a horrible golfer. But, Casey, we're with – so you have to tell me who this guy is. I have no idea who this – because I'm not – you know, I follow professional golf, but I know, like, Ricky Fowler's and stuff like that. But who is – hold on. Stand by. I'm going to get the name here. Who is Hank Laboda?

Yeah, Hank's been here two or three times, I think. Yeah, you're going to have a great time no matter what. My son says he's a really good golfer. They think that potentially he's a guy that could win this thing. He should be a good golfer. He's on the tour.

I know. He's average.

I don't think you're playing with like a 20 handicap.

I know.

But he said that he's a guy that potentially could win this thing, that that's one of those guys that you could see last day. He's been here a few times.

I think he's been middle, upper part of the leaderboard, and, you know, they're already off. They were teeing off today at 645. I just watched Ricky tee off here about 10 minutes ago, and they'll be rolling. So by 110 comes around, we're going to warm up a little bit, and you're going to have a great day.

What are the odds, because we're on this ninth hole par three, and we're actually right at the hole, but what are the odds that somebody goes long and it comes up here on the? 60% chance. Ooh.

And our backs are bad. And you're not going to have much of a warning either. It's going to come in hot.

I'm taking that ball, by the way. If it comes up here, I'm taking the ball.

Megan, tell Casey what you said earlier today. For a hole-in-one, you'll actually give him a big prize.

Why do you have to do it in front of the important people that I want to impress? Come out.

Because we said it on the air. Seriously, we've got a 100,000-watt radio station in Detroit, a 100,000-watt radio station in Grand Rapids, and a 100,000-watt radio station in Toledo.

Yeah, but they already know I'm garbage. He doesn't know that. so I think for a husband or any anybody I'll even be a third platonically I'm just looking for a paycheck at this but we're near a hole and I was thinking as a target that the men could focus on yes I could just lean over the railing lean over you know lean over yeah and create a new target for the guy you can do

whatever you want to do.

By the way, I am. Casey, you're from Detroit, right? Yes, sir. Do you remember the Kevin Dietz Local 4 investigation story? Oh, yes.

The golf outing ones?

The golf outing ones. Kevin Dietz, who I love, Kevin, Kevin works in WJR right now. As a matter of fact, he's probably going to be here sometime in the near future, but he did the story that ruined golf outings for every husband. They did the stripper golf outings.

It was a big expose.

So they were hiding, they had hidden cameras that were in like the trees of these homes that were right up on golf courses and they had stripper holes and that's pretty much what they did megan oh my god and they found that like the sheriff's department was like having a golf outings and things like that okay but my question is would

they play better maybe i would be helpful listen i'm just trying to help i think these guys get

that that focus out like do a lot of the golfers bring their families with them yeah most of them

i mean it's a traveling circus week to week and uh they usually get here sunday or monday and And they were practicing here Monday and yesterday, and a lot of them bring their coaches, families, friends. I mean, they're on the road all summer, right? The average player plays 25 weeks a year, and so they're on the road. They were in Connecticut last week, here this week. They go to Quad Cities next week, and then a lot of them go overseas for the British Open. So a lot of them travel with friends and family.

What do you get if you win this thing today?

So winning today, I mean, big trophy, bunch of prizes is great. You know, we have, what, 180 golfers here today. Okay. 60 pros, 120 pros actually going out. And so it's going to be an awesome day. The big prize, though, is Sunday. Yeah, Sunday. Perse, what, eight and a half? 8.8 million. Wow. 8.8 million.

8.8 million. Isn't that crazy? It's too late to enter.

We talked about this when you were in the studio with us a week and a half ago or whatever it was, but Tony Finau, when he flew home, His whole family was waiting for him as he came home with what was probably the same amount of money, right, or similar amount of money.

Yeah, he had won back-to-back. He had won 3M in Minnesota, came here, won, and then, you know, that was on that episode of Full Swing when the Jets sat down and he walks off the plane about 2 o'clock in the morning holding up the Rocket Mortgage Classic Trophy and his whole family was there and, you know, nice back-to-back paycheck weeks.

Yeah, and not only is winning taking place on the green, but the community and the city of Detroit is winning also. So I want you to talk a little bit about that. Free admission, free parking for folks. What else is happening?

So yesterday and today, it's Detroit Community Day, so people can come out here for free and enjoy watching the pros and the amateurs play. Kids under 15 are free all the way through the weekend. So if you're a parent or whatever, grandma, grandpa, bring out the grandkids or the kids. Kids under 15 are free, and tomorrow is going to be a special day. Kev, you know Nick Gilbert? Yeah. And tomorrow is our Bowtie Day honoring Nick Gilbert, You know, son of Dan and Jennifer Gilbert. And it's a chance not only to honor Nick, but also to help raise money for NF Ford, which is the charity that Dan and Jennifer are so proud of helping cure neurofibromatosis.

That's amazing. Well, I'm very excited that you let us do this and cannot wait to just continue throughout the weekend and enjoy some good golf.

So basically every listener should be here at 1.10 p.m. 1.10. On what tee box?

1 or 10? I think I'm on the 10th. On a 10th tee. I think we're seeing up right there on the 10th.

I will tell you, Detroit's going to show up in, you know, big cheers.

First and foremost, if I can make it walking 18 holes, that's a plus for me.

I'm going to follow behind you on a cart. Just tap the nose. Oh, my God.

And then tomorrow, if I make it in the studio, then seriously, I want to pat on the back for this. But we're really excited. Thank you for this.

Thank you for having us. We appreciate it.

All claps for Casey. Casey, you ever rip off anything? We're talking about kleptos and stealing things. You ever stolen anything? Even as a kid. What's a statue of limitations? I think you're good.

Seven years? Listen, radar detectors used to be popular back in the day, right? Yeah. There's a secondary market for it. Okay. Have a great day. So you're the guy. You're the guy, huh? Have a great day.

Hold on, Tanya, what was the big one that Tanya called us up during Casey's break? Tanya? Hi. Hey, what did you steal?

A television. How did you get out of a store with a television? From Best Products about 40 years ago. Best Products?

Never even heard of that store.

Is that like, did that become Best Buy or something?

No, they actually ended up just closing down.

Wow. I wonder why.

How big was the television? Because I had my friends coming in and giving them all kinds of stuff.

Wow. But here's the thing. Back then, the TVs weren't, you know, little TVs or flat screens.

Right. They were the square TVs still.

Wow. Yeah, that's a big one, man. That's like one of those big ones that has, like, the big old heavy back. In the back.

Right. Exactly. Yeah.

By the way, I got a feeling that you sound like somebody that could carry one of those TVs.

That's right.

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