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All right, it's Mojo in the Morning Show. Hold on a second.

That sounded so evil.

I want to talk to, hold on a second here. Let me see if I can call him up. I wonder if he'll be listening. Thanks for being here with us today. Hello? Jeffrey?

Oh, hi, Jeff.

We're on the radio, so. Oh, okay, I'll behave. Don't, don't, yeah. No, no, but we're going to talk about something here right now that you mentioned to me the other day, and we were having a conversation about when Jeff and I go out with each other, we disagree over the placement of where we would like to sit if we're going to be at a bar. Hypothetically, if you walk into a bar and there is a really, really, really, really, really good-looking girl sitting on one end of the bar, and there's open seats next to her, and on the other end of the bar, there's a... really really really really really ugly girl on that end of the bar where do you go sit and where

do i like to sit beauty's in the eye of the beholder but that's a that's a of course you sit next to the good looking one there's nothing to talk about really the problem is that the girl the girl for the first two guys it was me and you how confused would that girl be because there

wouldn't be a good-looking guy to be right here no no but but here's the here's the thing i disagree with jeff on this one we walk in and we're trying to figure out where we're gonna sit and he's like no sit over here i go no this one's over here the reason why i like to sit next to uh and jeff doesn't like to sit next to ugly i like to sit next to ugly ugly girls they talk to you we're like good-looking girls they don't talk to you they don't even give you the time of the day

Well, I have a theory. My theory is good-looking girls travel with an ugly girl. I call it the ball and chain. And if you don't give them attention, they will mess it up for you. So you've got to give the ball and chain attention.

Okay. And then they will do it. Where would you sit? If you were going to walk in...

But if I go out with our... We use the first name Jay, I'm the ball and chain for him, right?

Oh, that's true. Yeah, this guy's too good-looking.

He's too good-looking.

I'll just throw it up for the girl, yeah.

Yeah.

See, I also think there's a misconception on beautiful women because I think often... Well, good morning, Jeff, by the way, this kid. What did he say? He said good morning to you. Can you hear him?

Oh, yeah. Good morning.

Good morning. So I think beautiful women don't oftentimes get approached. So once you do approach them, they surprisingly are very engaging in conversation. Really? I think so. I find it.

So you'd sit on that end of the bar?

Oh, yeah, for sure. Shannon, you're beautiful. Do you guys approach you all the time?

You're really nice. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I guess. I don't know. I don't really, I don't pay attention.

Then let's turn it around. Switch this.

Would I approach Jeff? Yes.

No. Would you approach the ugly guy or the good-looking guy? I love you, Jeff. Where would you sit?

Jeff, I'd sit right in your lap, Jeff.

Whoa. Oh, God. God bless you. Just because I'm wearing my T-shirt that says billionaire.

but honestly like where do you sit if you go into a place if you walk into a bar or you got a shared table at a restaurant or something like that are you confident enough in yourself to sit next to the really good looking person or do you go like what i do and i sit next to the average or below average you know what makes me so upset about this

conversation is how often you say that you reserved a seat for Memojo. No, I, come on.

That is not the good. No, that is not. You're beautiful. You are beautiful.

Do you really look at that? Because I choose my seat based on what I'm going to be staring at the whole time. Like scenery of the restaurant. I do not choose it.

early so you actually do it on the the scenery of a restaurant i never look at the scenery of

the restaurant no i i choose it like what i'm going to be facing the entire time like i really do like i'm not looking at no especially if i don't know the people i don't give two craps so are you facing the ugly or facing the good look no i'm saying like i don't like to have my back turned towards the door of a restaurant so i would choose to sit on the other side it has nothing to

do with the people sitting there yeah so you know i always my my thought is that when i get into a restaurant i choose it based on how close the kitchen is i want to sit as close to the kitchen as possible because the food i know is going to get to me faster well no you do that at a party

like at a party if you want to be situated right where they come out that folding door that flapping door you got to be right by there and you just pick them right off

jeff has gone into the restaurant uh kitchens he only got thrown out once but yeah i'll just like randomly do it by the way going let me say why going out with jeff my friend is the worst thing in the world you don't eat with him he gets up walks around and starts talking to other tables because he gets his add goes off and i will have sat with you and the only time that we have actually sat next to each other is that when we order and when we pay and that's it it's

unbelievable you should have seen me when i was born my add kicked in i just went up to all the

other incubators whatever all right i'm gonna let you i'll let you go i will talk to you later jeff

Okay, bye.

See you, Jeff.

Bye, Jeff.

The funny thing is my wife just texted and says, you two are the most beautiful guys in the world. Do you think anybody wants to sit next to you? I think she's making fun of me. When you walk into a place, are you intimidated to sit next to, like the hot guy or the hot girl, or do you just go with it? Because I will say this to you. I have found that, and Jeff says the hot people never get talked to, and Kev says that too, I don't buy that at all. They're not as interesting. Hot people are not as interesting to talk to.

But you have to talk to them in order to find that out. And I think a lot of people don't even get the courage in order to talk to them. I'm not sitting here like I'm super Mr. Courage. It's been moments where I haven't been able to talk to a beautiful woman because I just didn't feel confident in what it was that I was going to say. And I also think, is there pressure to have to talk to the person that you're about to sit next to? Right. Because it feels weird to go up and just not say anything.

Does it change where you sit and how you sit if Shirelle is with you? Because I will fully admit that if Wes is with me, and we love sitting at the bar at restaurants. We will skip sitting at a table to sit at the bar. If there is a really adorable girl sitting at the bar, I am making sure I'm sitting right next to her. And it's not him. Sitting next to her. Yeah.

Do you see what I mean? So you actually, you block him out?

Yes.

That's a box out. Wow. I did not know that. That's interesting.

I see that. I think Sherelle probably does the same thing. Really? I think so. If I had to think about it, or unless I beat her to the seat, that may be the only thing that'll stop it.

You know what my wife does? My wife makes me sit so I'm looking at a blank wall because she knows I look around and don't pay attention at all. And she's very smart in making sure that she's looking out at the restaurant because she's always focused on just us talking to each other. Because we had kids and stuff like that and didn't really get a chance just to have one-on-one time. i cannot be focused on the whole restaurant because if i focus on the restaurant i focus on everybody but yeah who i'm with at the actual uh you know time that we're there so can i uh be

a little honest on this one yes i have always found that if a guy thinks that you're not attractive enough for him to be interested in you if you talk to him like a human being he'll think that you're interested in him and he'll either be super rude or ignore you the whole time so it's so funny to me like all i want to do is have a friendly conversation and you won't treat me like a human being because you think you're going to leave me on like i need to sleep with every attractive person that i come into contact with like it's not that serious my dude

wow that's that is deep what's going on lynn how you doing i'm good how are you fantastic what's going on with you where do you sit when you go to a restaurant i just sit at the bar if i can but No, I was getting okay. Go ahead. Tell me what you're gonna say

So if I'm sitting at the bar and I see you come in and sit next to me, am I assuming that I'm hideous?

Is that what I am gonna assume? No, no, no, no, don't do that to me Don't do that to me No, that's all

Everybody from this point forward when Mojo enters a restaurant is gonna watch

No, that's not the case. You're beautiful. There was no other place for me to sit I was going to say, and is this weird to do this, Lynn? I do this from time to time. If I walk in, I always say, is this seat taken? And I'll look because I assume that they don't want me sitting next to them. They'll say, yes, it is. So I always. I always ask that person, even though they don't have anything on that seat. But I'll always say that to them. There have been times where people say yes, and it's not taken. And I know for a fact they just don't want to sit next to me.

Right. You got me. I love you. You're already sold on yourself now. Love you, too. Love you.

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