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So, Megan, this is a very morbid topic that we're going to bring up here right now. But for those that had just started listening to the show this morning, Megan is back after being sick. She was not well. She was worried about herself. So worried that her brother and her dad started talking about taking your items or what items that they were going to get if you should

die yeah so here's the thing i think the two of them were a little too hopeful for my demise when i got covid and i it's rude but it's also pretty fair because i think i got a taste of karma a little bit of my own medicine i was driving in the car with them and they started arguing over who gets what of mine when I die. I think they forgot I was in the car. I think they had thought I had already passed at this point. And they start divvying up my items, and then they start bickering with each other, specifically over my house and my car. And I have talked many a times on this particular radio station about how I need to protect my dad's money because that's my money. And when he dies, I'm going to take all of his money, so he can't have a young girlfriend because that's my retirement plan. At this point, I don't have any other savings. I need my dad's savings to survive. So when we're sitting in the car, they start arguing over who's getting the house, who's getting the car, who's getting the dog, who's getting this, who's getting that. I have the best television, so who's going to get the television?

You have the new dishwasher that they just bought you for your birthday.

The new dishwasher, the birthday dishwasher was getting argued about. My dad has a 30-year-old deep freezer in his basement that he's trying to pawn off on me and then also trying to get back in these negotiations. And I was like, excuse me. I want something.

I want something. What did you like? I want, can I put my name in? I mean, Ellen already did what I told her about this. What does she want? I want to make sure it's not the same thing. She wants, okay, no, I don't want that. I want that rolling suitcase thing that you have that you put all your makeup in. when we travel, I want that.

You're going to have it.

I broke one of the latches on it. I will fix it just so you can have a pristine one when I die. Mojo, is there anything you would like? How about you, Mike?

Well, I'll be honest with you, Megan. I just want your hair. I think that you've got the greatest hair ever.

I got lots of wigs. I got lots of extensions for you.

So, yes, any leftovers, I would like those. Well, that takes away mine. I'll do the Jeeps. I want the cars. Oh, my gosh, I forgot about that. She's got two gray Jeeps. Don't you have a mug collection, too?

Okay, two gray Jeeps is a stretch. I have a Jeep that I drive and another Jeep that sometimes runs.

Wait, what year is the other Jeep?

The bad one? 99.

Yeah, I love it. It's a classic looking one, too.

Can you even drive a stick?

Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah. Mike, you're the one that called for it, though. Can you drive a stick?

Yeah, yeah. I had a Honda Civic with a stick. Okay, all right.

So, real quick. So, this is the question I'm going to throw out to the listeners, then. since your brother and your dad gave us a very good topic this morning. When Megan dies, now I'm not saying she's dying anytime soon, but I'm saying when she dies, what would you want of Megan's when she dies? If you follow Megan at Megan Mick.

on, you know, social media and you see her do, you know, some good social posts and you see some things that she's got there in the background, you know, or you hear her talk about certain things. Like she's talked about her dog Coraline and that bed. Don't you have a cool bed?

I have an amazing bed. I'm actually shocked. Nobody has claimed my bed.

Yeah, but what if she dies in the bed, Mike? I'm not going to die in the bed.

No, I'm going to die on the couch if I'm being honest. Let's put this into perspective. Where do I spend the majority of my time? The couch.

I think that this is one of those things Where as Friends of Megan's we should all not Take from Megan we should claim

In her memory I want the black hat That you wore to Mike Sweating

You bitch you're such a bitch I hate you I hate you so much

I want that 844 Mojo Live 844-665-6548 Is our telephone number text is 95500 if you do text us we may call you because we want to get you on the radio so be there you'll get a phone call and you'll hear from our producer who will say hey they want to talk to you and then you can talk to Megan and ask her for whatever

the item is. Now people are texting and they want Coraline already claimed. Oh yeah she's got to

go to my brother. That's all my brother is getting though.

Also people are texting her they want Megan's boobs.

I asked for that a long time ago For a little piece Those are all

Those are Oh not sure all

Right

They are Somebody would pay good money For these though

I'm telling you You could actually make some money Off of those things I like this I would like Megan's personality Because she's got the greatest personality

Get out of here

Isn't that wonderful Text her here says 419 I want her job. By the way, does this hurt that people are actually claiming things of yours? They're like, I don't know, wishing for your demise. Can I be honest?

I feel like sometimes I don't have anything nice in my life. It's really nice to know somebody wants something.

Yeah, it makes you feel good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Nobody's picking up their phones. Will you guys pick up your phones? Come on. We're calling you. We need you to go on the radio with us. We're trying to do a radio show here.

There's not one weird dude that's going to say my underwear and my shoes? Come on.

I don't like, I don't want to do that. Oh, bras. Let me say this to you. I don't want this show to sound like the sports station where all they do is read text messages all day. Like this show has got to sound interactive like we do all the time where we sit there and have communique with you guys. I'm going to save this one because this person needs to come on the air with us. but the best one of them all is the person who texts in about something very personal to you. I'll save it and see if we can get them on at the end here. Molly, are you there? Yep. Hi, Molly. What would you like of Megan's?

I definitely want Megan's closet because I think she's so stylish.

Megan.

That's the nicest thing I've ever heard. But you wouldn't want my closet. You would currently want my chair and floor.

because that's where most of my clothes are. What's up, Sarah? How you doing? Good. How are you guys? Good. What would you like of Megan's When Megan Shall Pass?

So, I feel like we are long-lost soul sisters, so I would really like for Megan's spirit to haunt me because she just says things that I think, but she says them. So that would be great.

Megan, please haunt her, will you?

I promise. I promise I'll haunt you.

Chris, what would you like of Megan's?

I think Megan, I want her shoes. Megan's got a good commercial. Good shoes.

Yeah.

Thank you. Yeah. People are sleeping on my shoe collection. I'm pretty bad with anybody's feet, but I can squeeze in them.

Megan, what's better, your shoes or your clothes? What's your?

Oh, I think I have way more. I think people sleep on the fact that I have over, like, 150 pairs of shoes. I love shoes, and most of them haven't even been worn, so the shoes.

Heather, what would you like of Megan's right now? We're putting it in her will.

Her eyeshadow palette. Oh, that's a good one.

Yeah, that's a pretty big collection. I'm embarrassed.

Megan, how many do you have?

Eyeshadow palettes? Yes. Now, okay, most of them are probably expired, and they're collectibles at this point, And that's the only justification I have for this, but probably $40 or $50.

Wow. That's a lot of money right here.

Okay, yeah, okay. But I...

lived at home until I was 27, and I had what I thought was just a throw-awayable income. I didn't know that I was supposed to be saving for retirement already. So, that's where that money went.

This is a big one. I don't know if you want to even give it out. This might be something that needs to be destroyed. Cheryl, what is it of Megan's that you want?

I want to see Megan's computer. I would love to go through her search history. Oh my gosh. She has some subjects that are She's so intriguing, and she's just such an awesome person. I would love to see her search history.

Oh, my God. Megan, make sure that that thing is destroyed.

I Googled yesterday what is the lifespan of the squirrel, and that's the least embarrassing thing I could share with you guys right now. So, no, thank you. What is it, by the way? Now I want to know. Four to six years for the average outdoor squirrel in North America. Wow. If you're wondering, there are some breeds that last from 12 to 16 years.

That's unbelievable.

That's a rabbit hole I fell down.

That's the stuff that you'll get, Cheryl, when you get her computer. All right. The person that texts us in won't pick up their phone, so we got to read it. The best one of them all, they want to be adopted by your dad. Is that not the greatest?

I mean, if you want to put up with him, you go right ahead. But it is a full-time job. But it's worth it for the payout at the end.

All right. In the will, Scott Mick goes to 810. I think that their phone number was.

I'm genuinely shocked nobody said my weed

Oh my gosh Well you know what I think that they think that you consumed it all During the time that you were not feeling well

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