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It's Mojo in the morning. So Shannon is out today. Shannon took the day off to be at Lucy's fifth grade graduation. so with you know not having and we haven't uh filled a position here on the show um for another person to be here with us usually it would be megan uh we don't have another bit of i guess estrogen in the studio for us even though i've got a lot of estrogen look at my my man boobs um we decided that we would pull some estrogen from our very own family and my wife chelsea is going to do the show with us today. Welcome, Chelsea.

Good morning.

You guys, Chelsea and I have been married for a long, long time. She loved me a long, long time. But we've been together for a long, long time. We've been doing this We Don't podcast thing for now, what, two years? It's coming up on two years.

That's crazy. Coming up on two years.

I think we have an anniversary of a...

I know. What are you going to get me?

I'm getting you nothing. No, I should get you something. You know what I'll get you? I'll get you new headphones, because those headphones that you got today, do you like those ones better or no?

Well, the other ones aren't working, yeah.

Oh, really? Yeah. Okay. I got to get you some headphones. Some new cans. Wait, hold on. I already got you new cans and you took them out.

I did.

I did.

What, um, two years on a podcast, y'all got to have a crazy anniversary episode, though.

Oh, we should. You know what I'm saying?

It's got to be something serious. Y'all should do a live show.

That would actually be fun.

Yeah.

That would be fun. The only problem is, and we never edit anything, but the only problem with doing a live show is we've learned before we cannot figure out how to get equipment to make a live show sound good.

Yeah.

So says the two live shows that we've already done. What's that noise?

What you hearing?

It sounds like somebody, oh, is that the, that's the, oh, that's the, I'm like, I can hear the refrigerator underneath the control board. I got a refrigerator in my mini fridge. I'm sorry. Sorry about that. I'm like kind of a little ADD, so. That's that 55. Chelsea, How are you, Chels? You doing good?

I'm good. I'm tired. This is early.

Thank you. So now you're going to have some sympathy for me.

Not really.

I mean, this is one of those ones where you, when you say that I didn't pick up after myself or I didn't put the dish in the dishwasher.

I still have to go home and pick up after myself.

Well, you're going to go home and you're going to do what I do. And that's just lay on the couch and take a nap. Yep. You have filled in before, like you have come into the studio and hung out, but this is like full on the whole show you're going to hang with us. That's true.

No, the last time Chelsea came on, Sherelle came on, too. That's right. That's when we came over to our house and told y'all the craziness.

Yes.

We may not be.

I remember that? Yeah. Yeah. Remember?

was it wait yes we came over y'all house we ate inside went outside told y'all the craziness and said then something happened with shannon and megan i think megan was already off but shannon something crazy happened and we was like are we gonna do the show i was like yeah y'all two should come in and then they came in i think like in the 8 30 hours something like that which which we

never really even talked that you guys were gonna be going through a a breakup at that time it took

us like a while to i didn't i didn't think i was i didn't know if i was gonna break up with her during that that night was like the yeah we didn't know at that time which by the way that was a that

was a very real moment like as far as us as uh friends all of us kind of as you know and i'm in my uh time with kevin my history with kevin uh that was one of the most real moments i've ever had with any member on the show where them and their significant other came over we sat down on the back deck and we had some drinks and they talked about their you know struggles that they were going through and then the next day we're like all right what's going on i got five lies to tell your mom you know what i mean stuff like that hey the show must go on yeah it was crazy but um i want to try to do something this morning i don't know if we do it now or if i can get it done later but i want to do this is uh from my friend sarah pepper who's a radio friend of ours and chelsea's future lesbian wife why do i always say lesbian wife i should just say wife right I don't have to, it's redundant to say lesbian-wise. Sarah Pepper, who loves Chelsea, says, we should do a thing on the show. Who knows Mojo best? His wife, his coworkers, or his listeners. Who knows Mojo best? And then pit everybody against everybody.

Chelsea, you better win.

No. You don't think you'll win? I don't think I will.

All right, do you think the coworkers will win, or do you think the listeners will win?

It might be the listeners.

You think so?

Maybe.

Honestly, I feel like the listeners. Or then we should add Misfit Victor as the one. He would know me. That's the dark horse, bro.

I can't believe I didn't talk to him yesterday and it was my birthday. Victor. That's weird. Did not talk to him. He wished me a happy birthday text. He sent that Willie picture. That's right.

I can't say, you know what I'm saying.

Exactly. Yeah, he sends us dirty pictures. What's up, Angela? What's going on?

This is going to be a great show. Oh, my gosh. You guys had me. You can feel it.

I'm really excited for everybody pitching in to fill in for Shannon. But then you throw Chelsea in the mix. Oh, my God. I need to hang up so I can keep listening.

Angela, is there anything that you want to hear from Chelsea today? Is there anything that you'd like us to get into as far as topics go?

No, because everything she says is very prominent and very spot on and just awesome. I've met her at the podcast, and she's awesome.

Well, Angela, you're a sweetheart. anything that she says remembers her version of the story. Which is the truth. Which is the right way. You've heard us talk before on the podcast and thank you for the call by the way. You've heard us talk on the podcast about over the years everybody has had this image of Chelsea and the image was you were

the bitch wife. Yeah this little troll under the bridge. Why would you think troll? Why would you think troll? Because when people would meet me in person they would say oh my gosh I didn't think that you would look like that. Oh for real? Yes. And I thought, well, what do you guys think I look like?

They think you look ugly?

I mean, not to say that I'm pretty, but I think that they would.

Chelsea, that was the Princess Fiona version of you.

The only thing that I've heard is like, they be like, you don't love Mojo. Because sometimes you don't be like, I love you too. Well, sometimes I don't. Well, that's real. You know? That's real. Oh, my God. Sometimes I don't love me. I'm just going to be honest. What's up, Mason? Hi.

Good morning. chelsea in the studio yeah hold on i got it you guys are so fun so creative to bring her in this morning i hope you guys have a great day do you really think this mason is a creative thing like you think there's creativity yeah i mean for sure do you understand honestly that i am not happy

about this and it's not that i don't love my wife it's that this is my thing this is my this is my toy why am i why do i have to share my toy with you guys interesting it's one day you're celebrating 25 years still so yeah you know what man i love it that you're hardcore and i love that you're here and if this turns out bad at the end of the show i'm gonna go f mason that's gonna be my motto have a great day buddy that's all right take care man uh i have to be quite honest with you chelsea ruined my entire routine on the way in i like to be in quiet i like to watch you know a little tv

on my way in yeah he likes to watch tv on the did you hear that i did hear that watch that's

crazy and she got mad at me because i said to her i go you should see how crazy the people are

driving the lodge i didn't i wasn't mad he just said you should see how crazy the people are driving in on the way to work and i said so far

through the drive i said so far there's no one that's been crazy but you because you literally are not looking at the road you're looking at your phone watching the news are you serious that's what you do in the morning i do yeah do you want me to drive no i'm good i got it

bro you gotta relax relax there's nothing wrong with it i've got it for years what's up jordan hi

so the reason he didn't talk to chelsea because he was trying to figure out how to rework his show not get in trouble with her sitting here all day that's true and and chelsea has to call in tomorrow and tell us at what time exactly did he get in trouble because he said something stupid

Oh, that was when we woke up.

Anyway, so do you think that I will be the same guy that I am normally without her hair, like where I'll say stupid stuff, or even when there's female listeners on the phone, I might actually ask them questions that might be a little inappropriate? Or do you think I'll clean up my act for Chelsea?

No, you'll call him beautiful and tell him you love them.

You know him so well. See that? Who knows Mojo best? out of everybody. But you know what, though? Everybody is beautiful, and I tell everybody I love them, and I don't know why it is wrong that I do that. We'll get into that later. Does that bother Chelsea if a woman's on the phone? We did that bit last week, the squabble up with your ex, and when we got on the Zoom, my first reaction was, holy crap, that younger couple that was there, that girl, she was very attractive. I go, whoa, look at her! And right away, that was one thing that people were commenting on that they thought

was funny. We do got to get into that. Because I feel like with Chelsea, she has to obviously understand that you're in, quote unquote, the business. You've been doing radio for 25 years, you know what I'm saying? But at the same time, she is your wife, so. Do you ever get jealous when you say stuff like that? Not

all the time, but sometimes. I think and it depends on how I feel about myself if we're being honest. you know if i you know and then i think okay if he thinks everyone is beautiful and he tells me i'm beautiful yeah am i that troll under the bridge was it worse earlier in his career um as far as being jealous yeah probably because i was so young you know we've been together since i was 17 yeah so it's a long time and so we literally grew up together so yeah i think

there have been times where i've been jealous for sure yeah well she only gets jealous if i bring them home and not anymore amy not anymore now she encourages it amy what's up it's mojo in the morning hi my wife chelsea is filling in this morning helping us out what's going on hi good

morning how are you guys we're great what's happening first of all chelsea is a baddie She is so beautiful. My jaw hit the ground when I saw her in real life for the first time. And we need her skincare routine.

We should talk about that.

Yes, you should talk about that because I need it.

Amy, do you know how old my wife is? And I know that this is, I don't want to embarrass her, but I think it's great. Do you know how old she is?

No, I have no idea. She looks phenomenal, so I don't even care how old she is.

People have asked me, they're like, wow, she's like 10 years or so younger than you. I'm like, what are you talking? Like, I think they're making me look like a mold. They're like, no, she looks young. Chelsea is 50. She just turned 50. How great is that?

I don't believe. No, it's not possible. It's real.

And she gets mad at me when I say stuff like this to her. She talks about me commenting and making compliments to female listeners. But honestly, I will say this. I tell her how beautiful she is. I don't think she believes me. honestly. She's crazy. She is

beautiful. I hope I look that good when I'm 50. Oh, thank you. Well, listen, you're going to look great at Joe's wedding.

Oh, boy. We got to talk about that. Let's get into that. I want to know what she's going to wear. You can't look too good. You don't want to show up to the bride. That's true.

You be careful. I mean, you might get lucky, so you never know.

I love you, Amy. Take care of yourself. All right, I got to take a break. We got to get to commercials, Chelsea. We have commercials here. It's the reason why our kids have been able to go to a private

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