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Who Sent Mike the Gift?
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Who Sent Mike the Gift?

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December 30, 2022 | 00:10:32 | Leisure

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This is Mojo in the Morning. This is Mojo in the Morning. Mojo.

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Mojo. This show's up. And the Rockets red glare.

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You're not being logical is what I'm saying.

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This is like an orgasm and a cop.

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Showtime.

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There's a mystery on our hands right now. It's Mojo in the Morning Show And we need to find out Who done it Dun dun dun dun I don't have good production elements For this one What kind of music is that Mike? Law and Order

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I've never seen Law and Order

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I got this That's a different crime to talk about You've never seen Law and Order

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I haven't

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None of the Law and Order's SVU? No I've never watched one

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Wow, that's the most un-American thing you've ever said.

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It's the most mindless television ever, but it's good. Now let's get back to Mike's. It's the mystery of the Red Yeti. What's the story here, Mike?

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Somebody, I don't know who it is. I have no idea who it is because there's no return address on it. Somebody shipped one of those Red Yeti coolers, the same one you got me, Mojo. here into the station, the same one that I wanted, here to the station. I have no idea who did it. Really? Yeah, it just says it came from Dick's. And outside of that, I have no idea. It was just a giant box here. And I opened it up, and it was one of those coolers. And I feel like I should either find out who it is and say thank you. I should obviously find out who it is and say thank you. But I feel like I should return it. Like, I have one now. I should give it back to them. That was very nice, but I don't know if I should keep it.

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But you don't know who it's from? There was no note or anything? No.

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Do you think that maybe you won that raffle that you entered at the Voss Center?

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I didn't put the station address on that.

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You put your home address? Can you press on it? Yeah, yeah. Maybe there's like some listener that is listening to the show that heard you talking about that cooler. And kind of the same situation that I was in when I heard you talking about it. And then when I heard you get phone scanned by Spike, and I'm thinking to myself, this poor guy, all he wants is a red Yeti cooler. And now it's a very nice cooler. It is a very nice cooler. But let me just say this to you. This guy can't do anything for a red Yeti cooler. Give him a red Yeti cooler. Maybe that's what they did, and they did, you know.

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All right, I'll be honest right here on the air. Yeah, right. I felt bad about the phone scam. I sent you the red Yeti cooler.

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I don't believe you. It would have your name written all over it. As long as nobody else messages you. It would have a picture of your face. It would have your head shot on it.

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As far as you know, it's totally me.

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Okay, okay. But if we've got listeners out here buying us nice things, I'm not mad at, like, Diamond Eries. some shoes on the seven and a half

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mike so you got two red yeti coolers man i mean i have to return it right i can't keep

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it was a gift though you could have his and hers yeah that's what that's what ali said too

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i'm wondering if i should uh i should see if i can i don't know i ordered mine directly from yeti so i wonder if uh um i wonder if first off let me tell you this it was the last one that they had so it was the last one so maybe you put it up on on i don't know uh ebay or whatever and see

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what kind of money you can get for it i'm saying you can't feel guilty about it because you didn't

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even know it was coming nobody put a name on it i know well i'd like to at least say thank you it's it's kind of an expensive you're welcome it's not you i know it's not you you're totally

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right. I would never do it anonymously.

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Do you ever watch the Curb Your Enthusiasm with Larry and Ted Danson Oh my gosh, yes. With the what was it? They made a donation and Larry

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Larry put his name and Ted Danson made a huge donation

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and wrote from Anonymous. And it was so contentious. And Ted Danson got more credit for the Anonymous than Larry What's going on, Jessica?

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Hi, guys. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. I just wanted to say that maybe it is a listener gifting it to Mike for, like, representing you guys on all those breaking and entering Christmases.

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You know, that... No, that's not... No. That would be so nice. Mike is, like, a special guy. He really is.

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Absolutely. Absolutely. I don't do that for gifts, though. Like, that's not for gifts.

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I know. I know. No, I was just saying maybe it was just someone just paying it forward and showing their kindness. Yeah.

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That's sweet. It's very sweet. We have listeners that are amazing, and we have listeners that have, you know, made us just by throwing out, hey, you're Polish? I love, you know, I love Polish food. We had a listener that brought the food in that long ago. Oh, the dolma.

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Or the, what did she bring in?

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She brought in the, no, the, yeah, the stuffed cabbage.

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You guys are so nice knowing that I like craft beer and stuff.

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I think you're more likely to get craft beer than Megan getting diamonds.

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Yeah.

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Okay, all right. Gin. I love gin. Gin, yes.

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Wait, you told me, though, that you've been getting Amazon packages that you don't order.

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Dude, yeah, I don't know what's going on. I'll be ordering from a company, and they keep sending me more things than I'm actually ordering. And it's starting to make me feel really guilty, but I also feel like finders keepers. I win. That's such a bad mentality. I should be sending these extra things back, but I'm not.

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So what happens in that case? Like, what happens if you get something sent to you from Amazon or whatever, and it's not something that you ordered, or they throw extras in there?

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I know they've sent me something before that I didn't order, and I called them, or I emailed them, and they were just like, keep it. Like, for them, it was cheaper to just lose the item than it was to pay for shipping to return it. So I was like, okay. But, you know, I think now they're a little more suspect that you might have taken off somebody's porch or something.

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Well, no, it's addressed to me, by the way. Like, the box doesn't have, like, my neighbor's address on it. It's addressed to me. It's just not what I ordered.

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I feel like it's finder's keepers because that's a lot of effort to, like, have to go and repackage it and return it and print a label and all that stuff.

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Yeah, I, uh...

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It's a mistake.

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So you're telling me it's the year of the Yeti birthday coolers then, huh?

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To go back to the Amazon thing real quick Just to wrap that up one second You ever have something go wrong With whatever it is that you buy Like an item that you buy Or you get the wrong item Or you didn't like the item And you try to return it They never want it back

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They don't Especially nowadays It's too much of a habit

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I know they must be getting scammed all the time, and there are people that fake it all the time, but I'm sure that what they do is they look at your account and see if you're constantly doing something like that. And then if you're constantly doing something like that, they're probably like, you know.

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But they also sell those, like, mystery boxes of returns. So they're making a profit off of you returning items anyway, so I'm a little surprised by that.

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What's a mystery box of returns?

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You can buy pallets of returned items to Amazon. They use a third-party website, but it is, like, Amazon verified. The only thing is you don't know what you're getting, and you don't know the condition that it's in. But people unbox them all the time. Like, it's not that expensive for all the crap that you're getting. Wow. And some of the people repair the stuff and then, like, resell it. Yeah. Smart.

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Hey, what's going on? Mojo on The Morning Show. Hi, Nick.

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Hi.

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So, I recently bought a house, and I moved, obviously, because I bought a house. Anyway.

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You know what? You are Mike. You're the storyteller that tells every detail on this one. You are Mike. You're doing a very good job of that.

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And a package showed up at my door from like the Chewy.com, like the pet store. And I don't buy stuff from there. And so I brought it inside. I was like, what is this? And there was a name on it, which was some other girl's name. But the address was my address, so I couldn't like deliver it somewhere else. So I open it, and there's a bag of guinea pig food in there. Mind you, I don't have a guinea pig. I just have a cat. That sucks, though. I don't have a guinea pig sitting at my house.

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Doesn't that suck, though? Because you're like, Mike got a Yeti cooler, and you got guinea pig food.

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I know. And I can't do anything with it.

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That's when you know your karma is not as good as somebody else's karma, you know? Right. Yeah. There are just some people. Mike's got all the luck. All the luck.

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Lucky guy. I feel like I should do something with it. You know what I mean? I have one already. Do I like to? Yes.

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I think your Yeti cooler needs to go on appearances. Maybe this weekend you need to do charitable events and bring people nice cold beverages.

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Nice cold drinks. Yes. And they can fill the money with cooler to donate something.

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Yeah, right. And we'll donate the money back or something. I don't know. Give it as a gift to somebody. Somebody that's been special in your life.

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Sorry.

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