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All right. Mojo on the morning show, your home of the phone scams, the War of the Roses, and the Dirty on the 30. You know what I like, by the way, that you decided that you were going to post? Because the other day you said you weren't going to post it. The picture that Wes took of you sleeping.

Oh, and video too.

And it's actually turned into a little game that you're playing right now.

Well, I am an ugly sleeper. There is no question about that. I sleep with my mouth hanging wide open. Usually my tongue's kind of out as well. It's just, it's really not pretty. and he loves taking photos of me. All my friends do too, for that matter. They love taking photos of me sleeping and Wes also now likes to scare me when I'm sleeping and post videos of that. So I wasn't going to post it and then I'm like, you know what? I'm going to post it because I have no shame and encourage other people to submit their photos if they are ugly sleepers as well and I use the hashtag ugly sleepers unite. I got so many. I only posted a few, but some of them are so good. I'm glad I'm not the only one, by the way.

Well, let me just say, watch your back, sister. Watch your back. I don't know if you guys saw her Instagram yesterday. She posted a picture of me falling asleep without my consent. I did not send her. Not in here, though. No, at home. It was one that was entered for you. At home, in my pajamas, in a very embarrassing and horrible look. Very unflattering.

It was really unflattering. Yeah.

Hang on, I'll send it to you. I didn't post it, and I didn't share it, but Shannon had no problem. This is a woman over here who I will, you know, even on her birthday, I had her pose and retake a photo because I knew she wouldn't like the one that they took.

Yeah, she's so specific about what gets posted and not posted about. Not anymore, no shame.

I'm always helpful in trying to make her look good. Come on. How does she repay me for trying to help her look good? I don't know what I did to Shannon, but she decided to share an unflattering photo of me.

Well, let me tell you who supplied me with that photo. Your beautiful girlfriend, Meg. Yeah, I got to the bottom of it last night.

Your fingers are still on the trackpad, too. What were you searching?

Yeah, I was doing work for our show, working hard, trying to stay awake on my laptop, and I fell asleep after a long day, and without my knowledge, the photo was taken. Giggly girl's all sharing it between the two of them, and apparently my girlfriend sent it to her, So now she's in the doghouse, too. She doesn't know when she goes to her office today. I'm changing the lock code on my front door. She can come pick up her stuff this weekend. But Shannon, of all people. How will you get her back? You're not. Oh, just wait.

You can post away.

When she least expects it.

Remember when Mojo posted a photo of me and my milk was leaking and he still wouldn't take it down?

Yeah. So what do you do? What was that? So did you get him back? No. You post to me. Your friend. And I thought we were friends.

So can I ask a couple quick questions about this, about posting pictures when you're sleeping? Which, by the way, I think is very funny that this is a great little... What's the hashtag again?

My lawyer won't think it's funny. Ugly sleepers unite.

When I sue.

tag Shannon, but is it ever creepy if a guy takes a picture of their girl sleeping?

Well, I know Wes does it all the time now, and his kids do it to me. Everybody does it to me.

Because I think we've talked to girls before that have said that guys have done that, where they've gone out, like KP, if a guy takes a picture of you sleeping, if you guys are like hanging out with each other, like Jed, you know, takes a picture of you sleeping.

Well, Jed and I are dating, so yes, that would be really weird. It'd be weird, right? It'd be creepy. Unless it was, like, a funny picture. If it's, like, a me sleeping peacefully picture and we're not dating, that's weird.

Has anybody ever found that out? Has anybody ever found out that their person that they went out with took pictures of them while they were sleeping? That's, like, weird. That's really weird.

Yeah, I did just find out. And the gatekeeper over here who's supposed to know better and think, wow, I know the thing he is least a fan of. I don't know if I should post it or not. The thing he hates most, the big double chin. I'm going to post that to all my followers. That's what she thought.

Do you want me to face app it? I can edit it.

Did you know, though, that Shannon is good now with you posting anything you want to approach? Go for it. She just said that just a few moments ago.

I'm not looking for her permission now because apparently consent doesn't mean anything to

her.

On my birthday, that's what my friends and family do is we post the worst photos we could find.

KP, don't ever let her see the picture on a group shot picture.

Dude, KP posted a photo of me last week with Calvin Johnson that was the worst photo, and I didn't say anything to her.

We only had one chance to get a picture with him. I wasn't about to do a photo shoot with him. He had to go.

I remember all the past people that have worked in the position that would say that it would take them longer to actually get the picture approved than actually to post the picture.

I think we were all a little more, you know, cognizant of that. Me and Spike, for sure.

I never asked for approval on photos ever. You can ask any social media director.

I look like Spike sleeping in a good picture. That's what I look like. What's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. Hello.

Hello. This is Jake. I'm just calling in because I had something to say.

Yes, go ahead, Jake. Jake from State Farm? I love you.

Yeah, Jake from State Farm. I used to work there, actually. Really? That's cool.

What's going on?

I just had a comment about how my girlfriend has a video of me while I'm sleeping, and I'm talking bad about my fantasy running back because he did horrible that day.

Oh, you were talking in your sleep. That's great.

Well, hopefully she never shared that.

Who is your fantasy running back? Do you remember?

I don't remember. I think it may have been Derek Henry had a fluke week one week, and I just apparently had Adam in my dreams.

That's great. Isn't that great when you're actually dreaming or having a nightmare about your fantasy team? Hi, Megan, the listener. What's going on?

Hi. I was calling about the photo. So my boyfriend at the time took a picture of me and my dog sleeping next to each other. So it was more cute, more than creepy or weird, because I was sleeping next to our dog.

Right. It's cute. But he didn't post it for like 20,000. I'm sorry. Let's see. Shannon has like 120,000 followers to look at.

Yeah, but if he did post it, I think it would be cute because it's like me and the dog.

It's you and the dog. But if he all of a sudden is taking pictures of you and, you know, your sexy dress at night, that would be weird, wouldn't it?

Yeah, that would be really weird. I wouldn't want that on social media.

What about late night when you're laying on your own sofa in your pajamas that you think nobody's ever going to see in public because you would never wear them in public? And you're sleeping there with your triple chin, falling asleep, just trying to work hard and support the family and bring home a paycheck, and this is the thanks you get.

Y'all don't wear your pajamas in public?

Massage Tamara?

Hi.

What's up? Massage lady. Where are we calling you Massage Tamara? Are you a misfit? I don't think so, right? That's what you wanted to be called. She said she was. She was a misfit? Are you a misfit?

She said she's a massage lady. I'm the massage lady that ups the time for my tips, remember?

Yeah, you don't get to call yourself a misfit.

Yeah, I don't think technically you're a misfit, but maybe. Let's see what her story is all about. What do you got?

So I have a girlfriend crew, and we meet for Wine Down on Wednesdays. And we have one lady, one of our girlfriends that is notorious. One glass, and she's out. She's falling asleep at the table. We have a collage of pictures of her just sitting and falling asleep at any table, any club. It doesn't matter if the music is 300 decimals.

What's her name?

Oh, no.

hi terry what's going on hey so i was just calling in to tell you guys i thought this was pretty funny my ex he used to think it was really funny because i love drinking pepsi it's my favorite drink i know it's horrible but wait what was it anyway so she just went on a tangent

and told us that her favorite drink is pepsi oh okay yeah yeah okay yeah so he would wake me up

to him taking a picture of me with a two-liter Pepsi in my arms. Or like another time he took this big old baguette, like the hard bread, the long one. The baguette, yeah. And he put one in my arms another time and woke me up taking a picture too. I could have killed him. And then he shared the stupid pictures with his friends thinking it was the most funniest thing that he's ever seen in his life. Well, it might have been.

That actually is funny if Spike's girlfriend Meg's listening, put random things next to him while he's doing it you know what i mean like like how you had a pepsi and a baguette that were there just grab like random things that you can actually put there towards uh towards spike

f around and find out my team lost the super bowl this week you want to play i'm angry i'm ready to redistribute the wealth of rage i think it would be funny i think that would actually be

quite humorous to to see what she could actually creatively come up with we need one for mojo i

I just posted one for Spike, one for Shannon, and Megan, Mike, you got any sleeping photos, bad photos of yourself you want to turn in? I don't sleep all the time, so that would be hard for me to do.

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