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Who is Your Alibi?
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Who is Your Alibi?

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December 24, 2024 | 00:08:56 | Leisure

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Merry Christmas from Mojo in the Morning. This is Mojo in the Morning.

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Cav is being used as an alibi. Yes. And it's something that you're actually recommending?

00:01:41 - 00:02:51 | Speaker 4:

Yes, I'm okay with it. I'm going through some things personally in my life. I've been going through things for a while and finally told my closest friends. I'm a person that keeps a lot of things to my chest. I don't like to tell, quote, unquote, my business. I also think that's how I was raised. like keep what's going on in the house in the house are you doing okay that's all i want to ask um i have my days but yes i think overall i'm i'm good and i'll continue to be better but you know i have my days um but i told my best friends everything that's going on in my life and you know they are what best friends should be can we hear for you bro you should have been told us with you with you and so we've been outside a little bit but all of my friends are married so like the great husbands that they are they communicate to their partners hey now they're not saying this is what i'm doing but hey babe do you mind if we go out and after a few times it kind of gets to the point where you know the wife is like all right brad like once or twice like we got kids what's going on you can't go out every night so i tell them to use me and my situation as an alibi what do you mean like babe you know kev going through a lot of things right now i can't just leave him

00:02:51 - 00:02:58 | Speaker 6:

out there like this i need to be there for my brother so not even an alibi like a like as a

00:02:58 - 00:03:06 | Speaker 4:

exactly you use me use me i'm your alibi let's go have some fun say whatever you gotta say you know

00:03:06 - 00:03:48 | Speaker 5:

what's funny though i've had many friends go through uh you know personal issues anytime i had a guy friend go through a breakup or anything relationship wise i could never tell chelsea that they were doing it because then chelsea thought i'm going out with them he was outside to get his leftovers or something you know yeah so i'm surprised that your friends the married guys and the taking guys i'm surprised that their girls aren't like stay away from kevin because kevin's got some bad they love me really yes they want to make sure i'm good really so use me as the alibi so like are you calling them with enough notice for them to break the news yeah we had

00:03:48 - 00:03:59 | Speaker 4:

woodbridge this thursday doing karaoke again wait a second you've done karaoke a couple of times and have not told us i'm so lit off karaoke right now i got my two songs already lined up and ready to

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go why am i not part of this guy group i thought i was a guy friend of yours huh you can come next week i'm where's gerard gerard are you listening gerard if you're listening i want to know why i haven't been invited gerard told me when we were golfing that i was one of the guys look gerard hasn't been out either i didn't invite him either what i know bro why not gerard i don't know these

00:04:21 - 00:04:29 | Speaker 4:

are just my guys from the high school so really you know we in a group chat are they the guys that uh that you can get crazy with it was all at the party too sometimes you got sometimes you get

00:04:29 - 00:04:36 | Speaker 5:

crazy friends yeah and sometimes you have the the not crazy friends yeah you got your groups

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yeah i'm the craziest one i feel like out of our friend group i'm the most like wildest

00:04:40 - 00:04:48 | Speaker 6:

spontaneous type. Have any of their significant others reached out to you to corroborate a story since you are the alibi? Nah.

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It's pretty safe over here. Really? You know what I mean? They're pretty like, okay.

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Not even that. I mean, like, before you even going out, like, is this true that he's out to support you or what?

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Yeah, they haven't gone. No, that'd be crazy.

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Are the girls that are of these guys, are the girls of these guys always, like, are they like sisters to you, too? Yeah, I've known them.

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Like, these are guys that I've known since 2004. You know what I mean? I know their wives for over 10 years.

00:05:16 - 00:05:24 | Speaker 1:

If I went to Chelsea and I said, Kev's going through something, and she knows. If I said to her, Kev needs me to go meet him at the bar.

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Yeah.

00:05:26 - 00:05:49 | Speaker 1:

First off, she would never deny it. Like, she would never say, no, you can't go. Yeah. but she would definitely be like oh really like it would be one of those things you trying to go to ocean prong at the bar on thursdays thursday nights thursday nights the pickup spot not my chelsea but some other chelsea here i love your name what's up chelsea hi guys what's going on

00:05:49 - 00:06:19 | Speaker 5:

so i've done the same thing um i've had stuff going on um there's a specific good friend of mine in particular i won't mention names because they listen and they know my voice but um i all the time i used to tell her her boyfriend was kind of a jerk and i had a lot going on at the time and uh i just told her like let him know i'm i'm tripping i'm freaking out i'm having a bad day or you know blah blah and i i let my friends do it all the time i don't care they're not doing

00:06:19 - 00:06:25 | Speaker 1:

anything wrong they need to get away from their jerk boyfriend so they would they would call you

00:06:25 - 00:06:46 | Speaker 5:

specifically to put the call in for her yeah and i don't answer the phone like and all their boyfriends if i married myself but all of you know all my friends boyfriends like they have my phone number and stuff like that i just don't answer the phone we're out we're doing something i didn't i didn't have my phone oops i left my phone at home my husband had my phone sorry

00:06:46 - 00:06:58 | Speaker 1:

um by the way it's always good to have a friend that's going through a through an emotional time Yeah, scapegoat. Perfect. Exactly. Then you can blame it all on them. You know what I mean?

00:06:58 - 00:07:03 | Speaker 5:

Exactly. Hey, I don't care what their boyfriends think. As long as my husband's happy with me, I don't care about them.

00:07:03 - 00:07:08 | Speaker 1:

Exactly. There you go. Hence the reason why we're not in that relationship anymore, right?

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Probably.

00:07:09 - 00:07:16 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. Hold on. I'm calling Chelsea to see if she'll let me go out with Kevin. You think she'll let me go out with him?

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Oh, yes. I think so.

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You think so?

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You know what? What are you doing Friday? Hello.

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Chels.

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Yeah.

00:07:26 - 00:07:32 | Speaker 1:

You know how Cav's kind of going through something right now? Mm-hmm. Can I ask her? Go ahead.

00:07:32 - 00:07:57 | Speaker 2:

Chelsea, you know what's going on right now. Mm-hmm. And it's been tough, as you know. And we got to go to Toledo on Saturday. And Mojo's been so gracious in allowing us to ride with him. And I'm very appreciative of that. But Friday, we wanted to go to the strip club, and I need Mojo to come with me for support.

00:08:00 - 00:08:08 | Speaker 1:

Okay. Hell yeah! Oh, come on. She's full of that. That okay is not a... She just wants me out of the house. She just wants me out of the house.

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That is true. You can take them tonight, tomorrow.

00:08:15 - 00:08:21 | Speaker 1:

But you know what happens? I come home from the strip club. I get hornier than ever, and all I do is, like, sit there and, like, hump your leg or something.

00:08:22 - 00:08:26 | Speaker 3:

Uh, no. No? You can sleep on the couch. I'll lock the door.

00:08:28 - 00:08:40 | Speaker 1:

By the way, Chels, at any time, and I've had a lot of friends that have gone through stuff, at any times, were there any friends that were my single friends that you would not like me to go out with? Because Kev's buddies are using him as their alibi to go out and have guys' nights.

00:08:40 - 00:09:02 | Speaker 3:

i think there was just one who i didn't appreciate him sending you photos of the girls he was in bed with like literally when he was in bed with them yeah i just thought that that was inappropriate but other than that listen you know you need to be with your friends i get it yeah don't be sending

00:09:02 - 00:09:11 | Speaker 1:

that stuff to the group chat um all right i love you i will talk to you later i'll i'm not going to the strip club by the way i can't go to strip clubs you know i know i can't go to strip clubs

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kev i'll go with you yeah that's what i want i can't go to strip clubs because the worst feeling

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in the world is when a stripper comes up to you and goes i've been listening to you since i was in high school grade school yeah grade school it's like yeah thanks a lot all right i love you bye bye what's going on uh whitney how are you hey how are you guys we're all right what's

00:09:35 - 00:09:40 | Speaker 4:

happening uh my best friend lives two hours away so if i ever need a weekend with no kids

00:09:40 - 00:09:48 | Speaker 1:

i told my husband she's a single mom i gotta go yeah and are you usually truthful about it or are

00:09:48 - 00:09:53 | Speaker 4:

you lying when you're doing that well i mean she has a single mom so she always needs help

00:09:53 - 00:10:00 | Speaker 1:

i love it's like i'm not lying about that part right but is it single mom and i'm not with the kids at all.

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That's the thing.

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No, she has her kids usually.

00:10:04 - 00:10:13 | Speaker 2:

Oh, okay. All right. If she has her kids, then it's not that bad. If all of a sudden she's a single mom and you guys are nowhere around kids, then I would be like, okay, there's something crazy.

00:10:13 - 00:10:15 | Speaker 4:

No, we wouldn't do that.

00:10:15 - 00:10:17 | Speaker 2:

All right. Well, now you can use Kevin as your alibi.

00:10:18 - 00:10:19 | Speaker 3:

Oh, for sure. Yes.

00:10:20 - 00:10:21 | Speaker 4:

I'll go for that.

00:10:21 - 00:10:22 | Speaker 2:

First time, long time.

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All right.

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First time you don't deserve to be here.

00:10:24 - 00:10:52 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. The first season of the X Games League is ending in New Orleans, and only one team walks away champion. July 24th through 26th at the Caesar Superdome, watch the world's best skaters, BMX riders, and moto athletes battle for the title. Plus, live performances from Metro Boomin', JID, Subtronics, and Bunt. Three days of sport and music. Get your tickets now at xgames.com.

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