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Lydia, Lydia, Lydia. Will you do me a favor, Lydia? Will you call? Can you call my wife real quick? So my wife sent me a group of text messages while we were in the midst of doing the throwback. And they're very concerning to me. She okay? Because I thought at first she was joking, but I don't think she is. So she's out of town. So she's not here in town. So I was a bachelor last night. I was sleeping by myself. I actually shouldn't say that. I was by myself last night. You got to rephrase, brother. So I got a text message from her just a little bit ago. And it said in the text message, who slept on my side of the bed last night? What? Check this out. First off, I didn't even know that she has this. But this is something that if your spouse has it, you're going to get yourself in trouble. she has a it says here she has a mattress topper my mattress topper measured someone sleeping in my bed wow hold on a second here and she sent me chelsea yeah so explain to me this mattress topper thing so you sent me this thing my mattress topper measured somebody sleeping in my bed And then it shows you, it says, good morning, Chelsea. Metrics, sleep fitness score, 41. Sleep time, four hours, four minutes.

Yeah, whoever slept on my side of the bed got really crappy sleep. I feel sorry for them.

Well, you know what? You know what was going on on that side of the bed? We weren't sleeping. Wait, what is this mattress topper? I'm not even going to joke about this. What is a mattress topper?

what is it i like what explain this to me by definition is something that you put on top

of simplicity is genius no but i i didn't first off i didn't even know that your mattress topper can can check this and first off if you want to know if there's anybody sleeping on that side of the bed we got ring cameras all over that entire house you can look all over and see i'm not i'm

not checking the ring cameras i've got a better detective it's in my bed it's my mat that is so

crazy yeah your mattress i never knew you had something that detects your man the man's supposed

to know sir i have so much that you don't know about really because that's that that makes me

worried because now you know exactly what kind of porn i look at okay gross well how is that

It's just interesting because I always, in the morning, it will always give me a sleep report, which is always inaccurate. But it gives me my sleep report. And funny enough, it has not given me a sleep report since the last time I slept in it. So when I got the text this morning, I thought, huh, into the rest. Were you just rolling around all over the place? Well, we have separate mattresses.

So we have one of those mattresses that splits and you can move the beds up and down on each side? Okay. It's like a...

Yeah. We got that when he had his open heart surgery. So my mattress, it's firmer and it's taller. So there is no rolling around.

You don't ever.

So what the heck happened?

I don't know, but I'm being accused of cheating. This is interesting.

No, please.

I just want to send her a sympathy card if that's what I'm talking about.

But here's the thing I wanted to ask to our listeners. Who is it that found out that their spouse had something that can detect that they were doing something? Because the only thing I've ever known is we have the find my iPhone things where we're sharing locations. But I never knew that she had this thing. And that actually is very interesting. This is very sneaky. So if I was, that would actually be very weird to know that you could actually get that detection. And if you're somebody listening and you're worried that your spouse does this.

I was going to say, as everybody runs out to buy this.

I would go and get that thing. That's actually not bad. Google is going crazy right now.

Just wash my sheets before I go.

That's kind of wild. I never knew that. That's kind of interesting. That's a detective's dream.

I've got a lot of things up my sleeve. A lot of things up my sleeve.

What's your other stuff that you have? I want to know what else you have because it does not surprise me.

I cannot tell you. She's not going to tell you. I cannot tell you.

Yeah. Listener, by the way, is saying, listener, by the way, says Mojo had Kool-Aid lady.

Oh, they getting that boogal boogal? That was good. I was Kool-Aid lady.

Hey, Kev.

Yo.

Happy birthday. Oh, I love you.

Thank you. Aw, Kevin.

I love you, too. I hope you have the best day ever.

I appreciate you. I intend to, for sure.

Charles, if you could see him right now, I can't even take him seriously. He's wearing, on top of his hat, he has a big photo of an animated Lydia booty wearing a thong.

With her name on it. This is an exact replica.

Charles, what do you think about this? I know that you shooed away Steve Gabbara from Lydia. Are you shooing away Kevin from Lydia, too?

No, I say go for it.

Really? Yeah, why are you so shocked by that? You think Lydia and Kev would be a good couple?

Yeah.

Wow, that's interesting.

They both love God. They, you know, they're both beautiful people.

Chelsea's smart. Wow.

Yeah.

You want to bring Lydia over and try my wife's mattress out there? Wait, wait, hold on, hold on. Sasha wants to make a comment about you, Chelsea. Sasha, what did you want to say?

You know, I love Chelsea, but whenever you call her, she just sounds so over your stuff. She's just like, seriously, she's like a mattress topper. But my husband, he always creeps on our desk cameras.

Wait, your husband creeps on the cameras when you're at home?

Yeah, he's deployed right now. So he's always just like randomly popping in on our cameras being like, what are you doing when we're outside?

Can I be honest with you, though? if I was deployed overseas as in serving our country and my wife looked like you, Sasha, I would not want, you know, I'd be looking at that damn thing the whole time. I'd be worried about, you know, terrorists and the guy next door banging you.

No, definitely not.

Thank you for the call. Thank you for your husband's service and your service too as a wife. What's up, Desiree?

Hey, I think Mojo's hooking up with the girlfriends of the past, maybe the ghosts.

You know what? That's interesting. I jokingly said to Chelsea, maybe there's a ghost in the house, but I wonder if that's the case. You know what I mean? Like, do the ghost of your bad girlfriends or the bad girls come back in your night's sleep?

The ghost of Tracy Rosenak.

Something did set it off, though. I kind of want to know how the heck that happened.

I'm going to go home, and I'm going to look at the bed, and I'm going to see exactly what the sheets look like, because I wonder if I did have a pretty active night. I do know this. Can I tell you something, Chelsea? And I'm being 100% honest.

Solo.

I woke up with a stiff neck, so I did wake up.

That wasn't only thanks, dude.

You know what? You got the worst jokes ever. I woke up with a stiff neck this morning, so I didn't know how I was sleeping. So that was kind of weird, too.

It was probably your leg. You think? You know what I mean? you probably stretched out and your leg was on my leg is that heavy to my leg is not well she said it was only like 40 percent so that's crazy you know um all right

chelis i'll talk to you later i love you okay love you too bye where you at are you at starbucks

car wash oh you're at the car wash all right i'll talk to you later all right bye

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