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Who's Sleeping on Chelsea's Side of the Bed?
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Who's Sleeping on Chelsea's Side of the Bed?

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May 8, 2025 | 00:08:01 | Leisure

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So my wife sent me a group of text messages while we were in the midst of doing the throwback. And they're very concerning to me. Is she okay? Because I thought at first she was joking, but I don't think she is. So she's out of town. So she's not here in town. So I was a bachelor last night. I was sleeping by myself. I actually shouldn't say that. I was by myself last night. You got to rephrase, brother. So I got a text message from her just a little bit ago, and it said in the text message, who slept on my side of the bed last night?

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What?

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Check this out. First off, I didn't even know that she has this, but this is something that if your spouse has it, you're going to get yourself in trouble. She has a, it says here, she has a mattress topper. My mattress topper measured someone sleeping in my bed. Wow. Hold on a second here. I did not know that. And she sent me. What? Chelsea.

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Yeah.

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So explain to me this mattress topper thing. So you sent me this thing. My mattress topper measured somebody sleeping in my bed. And then it shows you, it says, good morning, Chelsea. metrics sleep fitness score 41 sleep time four hours four minutes yeah whoever slept whoever

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slept on my side of the bed got really crappy sleep i feel sorry for them well you know what

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you know what was going on on that side of the bed we weren't sleeping wait what is this mattress i'm not even gonna joke about this what is a

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mattress topper what is i like what explain this to me by definition is something that you put on

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top of a mattress simplicity is genius no but i i didn't first off i didn't even know that your mattress topper can can check this and first off if you want to know if there's anybody sleeping on that side of the bed we got ring cameras all over that entire house you can look all over and see

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I'm not checking the rain cameras. I've got a better detective. It's in my bed. It's my mattress. That is so crazy.

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Your mattress? I never even knew you had something that detects the mattress. You weren't supposed to know.

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Sir, I have so much that you don't know about.

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Really? Because that makes me worried because now you know exactly what kind of porn I look at.

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Okay, gross. well how is that wait what's what's interesting because i always in the morning it will always give me a sleep report which is always inaccurate but it gives me my sleep report and funny enough it has not given me a sleep report since the last time i slept in it so when i got the text this morning i thought huh and wow were you just rolling around all over the place well we have

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separate mattresses so we have one of those mattresses that splits and you can move the

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beds up and down on each side okay it's like a yeah we got that when he had his open heart surgery so my mattress is firmer and it's taller so there is no rolling around you don't ever

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so what the heck happened i don't know but i'm being accused of cheating this is uh this is

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interesting oh i please i just want to send her a sympathy card if that's right but here's the

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thing i want to i wanted to ask to our listeners who is it that found out that their spouse had something that can detect that they were doing something because i've the only thing i've ever known is like we've uh we have the you know find my iphone things like we're sharing locations but i never knew that she had this thing and that actually is Thank you.

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Very interesting. This is very sneaky. So if I was, that would actually be very weird to know that you could actually get that detection.

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Yeah.

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And if you're somebody listening and you're worried that your spouse does this.

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I was going to say, as everybody runs out to buy this.

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I would go and get that thing. That's actually not bad. Google is going crazy right now.

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Just wash my sheets before I go.

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That's kind of wild. I never knew that. Like, that's kind of interesting. That's a detective's dream.

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A lot of things at my sleeve. A lot of things at my sleeve.

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Wait, what's your other stuff that you have? I want to know what else you have, because it does not surprise me.

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I cannot tell you. Yeah, she's not going to tell you. I cannot tell you.

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Yeah. The listener, by the way, is saying, the listener, by the way, says Mojo had Kool-Aid lady last night.

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Oh, they're getting that booga booga? That was good. I was Kool-Aid lady.

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Hey, Kev.

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Yo.

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Happy birthday.

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Oh, I love you. Thank you. Aw, Kevin.

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And I love you, too. I hope you have the best day ever.

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I appreciate you. I intend to, for sure.

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I can't.

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Charles, if you could see him right now, I can't even take him seriously. He's wearing, on top of his hat, he has a big photo of an animated Lydia booty wearing a thong with her name on it.

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This is an exact replica.

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Charles, what do you think about this? I know that you shooed away Steve Gabara from Lydia. Are you shooing away Kevin from Lydia, too?

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No, I'd say go for it

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Really? Yeah, why are you so shocked by that? You think Lydia and Kev would be a good couple?

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Yeah

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Wow, that's interesting

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They both love God They, you know They're both beautiful people

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Chelsea's smart Wow

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Yeah

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You want to bring Lydia over and try my wife's mattress out there? Wait, wait Hold on, hold on Sasha wants to make a comment about you, Chelsea. Sasha, what did you want to say?

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I love Chelsea, but whenever you call her, she just sounds so over your stuff. She's just like, seriously, she's like a mattress topper. But my husband, he always creeps on our desk cameras.

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Wait, your husband creeps on the cameras when you're at home?

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Yeah, he's deployed right now, so he's always just like randomly popping in on our cameras being like, what are you doing when we're outside?

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Can I be honest with you, though? If I was deployed overseas as in serving our country and my wife looked like you, Sasha, I would not want to, you know, I would, I'd be looking at that damn thing the whole time.

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Right.

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I'd be, I'd be worried about, uh, you know, terrorists and, uh, and the guy next door banging you.

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So I would, no, definitely not.

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Thank you for the call. Thank you for your husband's service and your service too, as a wife. Uh, what's up, Desiree?

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Hey, I think Mojo's hooking up with the girlfriends of the past, maybe the ghosts.

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You know what? That's interesting. I jokingly said to Chelsea, maybe there's a ghost in the house, but I wonder if that's the case. You know what I mean? Do the ghost of your bad girlfriends or the bad girls come back in your night's sleep?

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The ghost of Tracy Rosenak.

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Something did set it off, though. I kind of want to know how the heck that happened.

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I'm going to go home, and I'm going to look at the bed, and I'm going to see exactly what the sheets look like, because I wonder if I did have, like, a pretty active night. I do know this. Can I tell you something, Chelsea? And I'm being 100% honest.

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It's hello.

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I woke up with a stiff neck, so I did wake up.

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That wasn't all he thinks, dude.

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You know what? You got the worst jokes ever. I woke up with a stiff neck this morning, so I didn't know how I was sleeping. So that was kind of weird, too.

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It was probably your leg. You think? You know what I mean? you probably stretched out and your leg was on my leg is that heavy to my leg is not well she said it was only like 40 percent so that's crazy you know um all right

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chelis i'll talk to you later i love you hey love you too bye where you at are you at starbucks

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car wash oh you're at the car wash all right i'll talk to you later all right bye

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