Whose clothes are they? This is so strange. So I emptied all of the trash cans in my house and dumped them into the bin outside. Yesterday, it was trash day. So this happened not last night, but the night before. So I'm throwing all the bags in my big bin that's up at the top of my driveway next to my garage. And as I'm dumping stuff in there, I notice there are men's clothes in my outdoor trash bin. Specifically on the top of the pile, I could see this really nice, like, quilted, maroon-colored men's pullover, okay? So I lifted it out to see it because I'm like, whose clothes are these? They're definitely not, obviously not mine. Size extra large, Van Heisen brand. Nothing seemed wrong with the pullover. I could see some other stuff in there. And so I'm like, who in the heck does this belong to and why is it in my trash can?