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Why Are You Not Allowed to Drive?
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Why Are You Not Allowed to Drive?

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May 26, 2025 | 00:11:56 | Leisure

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Modo Casino, America's Social Casino. Mojo in the morning. I had the most interesting day yesterday, and today I think it's going to be equally as interesting. I had surgery, so I have no ability to be able to use my left arm. I have it in a sling here right now. And I did not know this until they told me, but after surgery, I thought I couldn't drive for like a couple of days just because of medication I was taking. And, you know, the fact that I was under anesthesia during the surgery. But I guess I can't drive until I get usage of my arm, which I don't understand because one arm people drive all the time. But I guess because I have one arm, they won't let me drive for a couple of weeks until I get the sling off. Insurance reasons or something like that. Top dog law! I don't know. I get him on the phone. Every time that anything comes up, I just do things, screams in my head. So, long story short, yesterday I went back to middle school. I, yesterday, became the middle school kid who was waiting out at the mall for my mom to come pick me up. And Chelsea had to come and pick me up from work yesterday. And it was wild because it reminded me so much of when I was a kid, we used to call from the Orleans Square Mall to our family, and it would be, collect call from, pick me up! So you didn't have to pay. Yeah, you didn't want to have to pay for the collect call, and they didn't want to accept the charges. So you just go, pick me up! I'm outside Macy's! You know? so um chels called me and she's like all right i'm coming to get you and i had to like you know sit there and have my backpack and i'm like waiting and stuff for her to come get me and it got me thinking for a second this is really tough especially with going to work it's such an early time like 4 30 in the morning is tough and i don't want chelsea to do it so i've been trying to have like you know friends do it for me but buddy mike's been coming to get me and help me out although he overslept today shout out to mike he's probably in bed snoozing right now So Chels had to give me a ride. Long story short, I want to ask this question. Why are you not allowed to drive? And aside from Uber and Lyft, how do you get around? If you can't drive, you're not allowed to drive. Maybe you got your license revoked or you got it taken away because you did something you shouldn't have been doing. Or maybe you're not allowed to drive.

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car got stolen or something like that what do you do if you don't have a car like this honestly i'm gonna say this to you not having an arm to be able to use to run the board is one thing not having the freedom to actually get in my own car and leave so i'd be going crazy is it like crazy is it an ego heat it is a little bit of an ego head but it is kind of nice although this is weird so gels i sat in the front seat and it was uncomfortable because i got the the you know armrest that's there so i sat in the back seat and the whole time i was sitting in the back seat She's like, would you like a mint? Did you see some water?

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Bottled water.

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She's sitting there acting the entire time like I'm going to give her a bad score or something bad is going to happen.

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You know what would drive me crazy about that is we don't know what time we're done every day. It could be 1130. It could be three o'clock. It just depends on what we have going on after the show. And it changes every single day. And so to not have the ability to just get in your car and go when you're done. It's awful.

00:05:58 - 00:06:33 | Speaker 1:

would that would make me nuts you're so right and i have to be done at a certain time like so yesterday she came down and she picked me up at 1 15 or something like that and i still wasn't really done with everything in my day but i knew i just didn't want to make her sit there and wait especially because there's really nowhere to wait around here there's semi trucks driving around and stuff so so i'm like all right i guess i gotta leave and then you start leaving everybody wants to talk to you when you're leaving i can't say no to people like it's really bad you know and people are wanting to talk to him like mom's out in front i gotta go uh what's up jordan hi why are

00:06:33 - 00:06:56 | Speaker 7:

you not able to drive jordan it's actually my uh my buddy he had a accident that he got gasoline poured in his eye at a young age so he's colorblind and his eyesight's bad enough to not pass but he got a uh electronic bike so he zips around town with uh a little like scooter bike i would

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think that the laws would be similar to that you're not allowed to drive that if you're not

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legally able to drive it you know what's crazy is that he can get up to like 25 miles an hour on

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that right i mean that's the thing i would think i would think that this guy's got more opportunity to get himself into trouble being on one of those that's pretty wild uh the electric bikes i never thought about an electric bike i don't think my wife's gonna allow me on a bike i wouldn't do that i wouldn't like no but those e-bikes are fast i mean they're like little mopeds right you need to be enclosed yeah uh yeah a golf cart how about a golf cart what's what's up kristin hi hi good

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morning guys love you good morning what's going on i currently cannot drive because i did not renew my license and i currently have to take the rent and the road test oh geez again i would fail

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both at this point.

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Me too. I'm so scared. Since I was 18, I'm 41 now. Oh, God, yeah.

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It'd be bad. When are you going to do all that stuff?

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This weekend, hopefully.

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Yeah. It sucks, though, doesn't it? Don't you feel like you have no freedom?

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Yes. Yes. Thankfully, I work and I live on property, hence to why I haven't had to really drive.

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Yeah. The problem with everything, though, is not you know just being able to drive i can't do a lot of things you know what i mean like it's like i can't even shower by myself yet you don't have just a sling you got like a waist attachment yeah sling it's you can see it on the video for uh we do video you can see what it looks like what do you do it when you shower uh so i take it off i put a wet uh one that's you can get wet but i can't get the actual scar wet so i have to use a handheld like uh yeah you know Like the little thing that you use to masturbate with, you know, like a girl.

00:08:46 - 00:08:50 | Speaker 3:

What? I thought you were going to say back scratch. Like clean the dog with, maybe if I throw the dog in there.

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Oh, is that, this is a better analogy.

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Yeah.

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Kind of tools you use. Wait, is that what you call masturbation, cleaning the dog?

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No, I actually throw the dogs in there.

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Emily, what's going on, Emily?

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So my husband's actually in the same boat you are. He had a torn rotator cross.

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Yeah.

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So his left arm is in the fling. He had it done last Monday. And we thought the same thing. He wouldn't be able to drive for a couple of days and then he'd be good to go. And they've told us, no, it's actually illegal to drive with a sling, that type of sling on.

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Oh, really? So, so what's he doing?

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Literally just staying at home because he can't, with the kind of work that he does, he can't even go to work.

00:09:26 - 00:09:30 | Speaker 1:

You won't. So, okay. So you're just kind of trapping him in the closet, basically at the house.

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So he's kind of stuck at home and I feel so bad for him because he loves what he does for a living and stuff like that. He can't even do that.

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It sucks. It does suck, you know, when you're an active person and you like to actually be out and about. Especially, I'm thankful that this job is not a hard job where I have to lift things. Jamie, what's up?

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So my husband lost his license 23 years ago, and I do 90% of the driving. And that's even taking him to and from work at times. and I work a full-time job myself, and there was a point.

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Yeah, so you're the chauffeur in the house, huh?

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Yes. Why did he lose his license? He got a DUI.

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Okay, well.

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Did he lose it forever?

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He must have had a few.

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No, he can get it back after five years, but he knew he was going to drink again, so he didn't want to risk it, which was smart of him, but it's definitely been an inconvenience I will tell you

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yeah listen that dummy better not be picking up a bottle of anything and getting behind that wheel ever again

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he does not drink and drive at all anymore if he's going to drink he drinks at home and I do all the driving because I don't want to risk it

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obviously number one reason for not is you don't want to kill anybody number two reason is you don't want your wife to kill you because she doesn't want to have to be driving you all over the place what's up Alexis hi

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hey how are you good what's going on so i took my car in to get some maintenance and this lady showed up with a breathalyzer in her car and she couldn't leave her car the whole time so she had to stay there while she's getting her car fixed because they can't

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legally drive the car without her oh so they had to have her like blow into the thing so a random person can't blow into it to make it work it wouldn't come up as them no like they can't

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take the liability so they she had to basically stay in her car the whole time did you put her on the lift so she was like oh no i was just there sitting there going what in the world

00:11:36 - 00:11:51 | Speaker 3:

this is crazy i feel bad by the way for uh you know for any of the spouses of the people that can't drive because the spouses are the ones that bear the brunt of this whole thing but there is something kind of nice and my guy friends think i'm crazy i love when chelsea drives i'm like one

00:11:51 - 00:11:57 | Speaker 1:

of those guys that doesn't want to drive i thought you hated being a passenger princess no i i

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actually at first i used to get uh made fun of so much by it that i hated it because i was getting made fun of now it's like i'm fine with it a lot of my guy friends the guys especially that i'm friends with that are like in their 30s or early 40s they think it looks really bad when we come to places like dinner or whatever and i get out of the passenger seat they just think it's so weird Especially because Chelsea's so tiny. Yeah. They're like, that car drive itself? Is that one of those Elon Musk vehicles or something?

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I'm like, no, it's my wife driving. I will say this, though. When you get in a girl car and you got to move the seat back, it's up. Have you ever seen mine? It's as up as it can get. But when she had a seat back already, that's how you know she had another dude in the car. Wait. Watch out.

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So I got to go in and look in the car. Just saying. That seat's back, Chelsea. What's up, Andrea? Hi.

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Hi. So I was just actually recently in a car accident where I, one, totaled my car and two, broke my wrist. So I'm in kind of the same boat where I can't drive technically until I get my cast off. And so that's six weeks that my parents come and pick me up for work and I have to like Uber home or just kind of wait around.

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Is it funny to tell your coworkers, I got to go, my parents are picking me up?

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i literally did that the other day of oh yep my mom's here i gotta go that's what i feel like i was right back to 13 years old of there was getting on the bus or

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there was something about yesterday telling colleen who's our boss colleen i'm sorry i gotta cut this short my wife is outside picking me up it was just it felt weird to me it remember you know what you know what it reminded me of like do you remember when your parents would come pick you up at a friend's house and they would honk in front of the house and they would like leave you a message a text message or something saying i'm honking once if you don't

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come out i'm leaving i'm out of here yeah now i get the i'm here text and i gotta hustle out

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otherwise they're like all right i'm getting ready to go yeah it's bad it's so funny when uh mike didn't show up this morning and he was he overslept i'm thinking i don't want chelsea to have to give me a ride is there any way like i can get a quick uber none of them was within like 40 minutes of my house because it's so early in the morning and then also i live kind of out in the sticks a little bit but then the other thing was then i was like what neighbor of mine is the nicest neighbor there's no way and i was thinking john down the street like if i call it john up john would be the guy that would like and i'm like oh if we we were still worked out in the burbs close to where my home is i would have done it in a second but the fact that it's downtown

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