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All right, it is Mojo in the morning. Phone number 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. I just got a brief time here right now. I don't have a ton of time, but I figure if you call fast enough, I can get you in for this topic, okay? Because I got to get to a whole bunch of other stuff. I want to ask this question. Why did you turn down sex? Just a random question. Why did you turn down sex? And it could be any reason, obviously. It's obviously your reason. But I bring this up because I was having a conversation with a group of guys, and we were all just sitting there talking. It was a group of people here around the radio station. And I made the comment, and I go, well, that's not the case because there is not a guy in the world that would say no to sex. and one of the guys and they told me I can bring this up as a topic but I cannot mention who it is one of the guys goes I have turned down sex and I've you know had an opportunity to have sex turned down sex and I said why I said why is it the because I I'm under this belief that there is no guy that has ever turned down sex women call the shots on sex yeah like you Shannon you have the power of the p you have it's it's the any versus the outie the no guy ever will say no to sex no guy will ever say no to sex i don't think i've ever if i if i knew i could have sex i would have sex literally if i knew i could have sex right now see you later guys you know what i mean i'm out of here and i said said this to to this group of guys and the one guy said i turned down sex once in my life and i go you did i said what you couldn't like perform and he goes no

i knew i had streaks in my underwear oh my god i was too embarrassed i'm thankful he did yeah but if there's streaks in the underwear then your your booty's muddy too muddy is crazy

am i right take off your muddy shoes kids But he said that that was the only time that he's ever, ever turned down sex. And I thought, okay, now that's a fair. You got it, bro. You got it. No arguments here. That's fair. I mean, you can go in the bathroom and wipe your butt up, bro. Yeah. But I turned down sex one time. You did? Yeah, like earlier in the show.

You guys are saying one time. You've done it more than one time.

No, no, no. The only up.

times and i don't count these is when um the pre-baking of the cookies had taken place and i was just good after that so i didn't want to like you know fully bake the cookies so good you're already finished yeah i was just like what they say that clarity came yeah um well we had a caller who called in earlier and mentioned that i was with her in cancun and it was at a friend's wedding and if you have destination weddings as a single person when you're young or old whatever the case may be and there are other singles there that are part of the wedding party sex is going to take place yeah and i was in the bed with a woman who um very voluptuous up top enjoyed everything she had to offer but i was just in the bed and i was like i just don't want to have sex with you in my mind i said this and i just went to sleep interesting she was fully ready to go

that was that was during his christian day i wasn't fully that i wanted somebody else

Okay.

Have you turned down sex?

Oh, God. More times than I could count. Yeah.

Of course. What's the crazy, I know, but what's the craziest reason that you turned down sex? Like, what's the one reason that you would go, oh, God, this is embarrassing to even tell you?

Oh, I mean, honestly, it has to do with kind of what you said. I am really super weird, and Wes can attest to this. If I've gone to the bathroom during the day and haven't taken a shower, and I fully wipe myself, people, and I use wipeys, but it's psychological, I have to take a shower if I've pooped.

Really?

Yeah.

Are you more worried about like, it may be some toilet paper back there?

No, it's more like.

Because I've seen that. Poo-poo cuck-a face.

For him being in that vicinity. I don't know how much more I can describe. You don't want to smell. I want to make sure it is a 1 million percent good to go.

I, to me, can never in a million years understand that there is a, 99.9% of guys would have sex with a girl with a bad booty, with a dirty booty.

I've seen toilet paper in the book and bypassed it.

And you're okay with it? Yeah. So girls, feel free to understand that guys are good. Von, why did you turn down sex, Von?

I turned down sex because I was in between jobs, so mentally I just wasn't there. Wow. Really? I couldn't perform well knowing that. Bitch, I can't even feed you after this.

You had one job at the time.

That's the job you're going to be worried about. That's interesting.

I ain't locked in. I ain't locked in, man. I wasn't locked in.

You would think that that would be a moment for you. You would think that that would be something that would bring up your mood a little bit. But I ain't going to lie to you, Vaughn. This is no joke, and I'm going to tell you this. There was times in my life, and it was probably in the last five or six years, where it's like you couldn't perform because you felt like your testosterone was low or something like that, where I was like, oh, man, I just don't ... And I think Chelsea liked those times. I think those are the times she wishes we could go back to.

I really respect Vaughn for calling in and saying that, because that's not a lot of guys would admit that. That's true.

What's up, Greg? How you doing?

Oh, doing pretty good. How about y'all tell?

Good. Why did you turn down sex?

Wasn't in the mood. Really? Yeah.

What guy's not in the mood? You were the guys that are married then to a nympho, too. You were married to a woman that wants it all the time, and we all go, what the F?

Yeah, that's mine.

You know what? That pisses me off. I've talked to girls like you that they're like, I want it all the time, and he doesn't wanted it at all. And I'm like, come on. Really? That's Greg?

Greg. Well, I mean, I do have it. It's just, you know, it's that time of the day where... You need a break sometimes. He's like, more easily. Exactly.

Bragger. I can get it all the time. You must have like three sports cars to your garage.

I don't want a break anyways. You know, she's going through her woman cycle. Are you also

the guy, too, that can eat anything and not gain weight? Because I always hate those people that can

eat anything and not gain weight what's up cat yeah uh i get rejected all the time by my husband what i yes i do i mean i have a much higher sex drive than him like in the beginning you know it was all the time multiple times a day blah blah blah but now the novelty is worn off so i tried to instigate and he's not in the mood so initiate sorry initiate that was the word i was looking for How long have you all been married?

And when did you start to see the shoot?

We've been together for six and a half years. You know what you need to do? Yeah, we've been living together.

Take my advice. This is what I want you to do. I want you to go out and get yourself something like really sexy and hot, okay? I want you to be laying in bed tonight. What time does he come to bed usually?

uh early he's working seven days a week right now so he's been kind of beat lately but before that

i want you to put on some music put on like our sister station 92.3 mix with tony braxton or something playing in the background and i want you to pleasure yourself in bed while he walks in seriously if you're if you're a guy and you walk in on your girl just sitting and just act like it's normal and and he'll join in with you there's not a guy in the world that wouldn't join in with

you he would think something was wrong if he walked in and i was wearing something sexy really you really think you're cheating on him or something early girls so he would be like

what's going on are you dying just lay naked call us tomorrow seriously and then call us okay okay i'll try that unbelievable who are these guys kitty cat like suzanne another one here husband rejects me after or oh i said husband rejects me after uh when she gets out of the shower if he hasn't showered he won't have sex with you if he hasn't showered hi good morning

so he has to shower every time we have sex after sex he has to shower i get it and one night it was pretty late and he was like no no i i don't feel like getting up and showing right now yeah

i get it he was tired but you know what at that moment right there that that's have dirty sex You know what I mean?

I just, I don't want to have sex with a woman named Suzanne. She sounds so much better than her name. Let me be honest with you. What's wrong with her name? I don't know. It just kind of threw me.

Suzanne sounds like a... Suzanne. Suzanne? Kevin thinks that your nickname doesn't make you attractive. I'm sure you're very attractive.

You sound incredible. Oh, thank you. I thought you was going to sound a bit different.

What'd you think? After you said, hey, this is Suzanne.

I think of Roseanne.

Roseanne.

Okay, well, I'll just probably take my new toes in.

You know what you need to do? You need to get some dude wipes and put them next to the bed so he can just clean himself off real quick, okay?

Well, my kids are old enough now so that, you know, we can't really do it during the day, so I have to go in at night when they're all asleep.

I like some. Yeah. Tell him to take a shower. Just say, get your ass in the shower and then go in the shower with him. There we go. That's crazy.

Well, what I usually do is just, you know, force him, you know, to just have to get up and shower.

Yeah.

These guys, man, seriously, you're the guys whose parents gave you all the great, the big wheel, the matchbox cars, and I got a book for Christmas. You're the guys. Those are the guys. You got the imagination. Santa Claus came to my house and gave me crap.

The Micro Machines Tower. Yes. That was terrible. K'Nex. You didn't have that? I've never heard of Micro Machines. Are you serious? That was before my time. Micro Machines? That doesn't sound fun. You're not that much older. What is a micro machine? What is that? Really?

That was a big... Hot wheels? They're like hot wheels.

They were teeny.

What's up, Alexis?

They're like the Polly Pockets of Hot Wheels. What is a Polly Pockets? Alexis. Good morning.

What's going on? Now we're going off case. We're talking about sex here, not toys. What's going on? Alexis.

Hi, first time caller. Love you guys. Alexis on the phone. But I am in the same boat. I always want to bake cookies. and my husband is like, nope, nope. So, yeah.

Now I'm getting frustrated. Mojo looks like this.

He's about to break up the sling.

Now I'm, what's your husband's name or guy's name?

My husband's name is Tom.

That's my name. Wait, who is this on the phone? This is Alexis.

Oh, okay. But she said Chelsea.

No. Do you know how much my wife Chelsea wants to be married to that Tom? Tom needs some testosterone or something. He needs something, you know, give him something. Come on. Yeah. Feed him some pineapple or I don't know, whatever. A little aphrodisiac. Get some oysters on the phone. Yes.

Yeah. Well, we, I don't know if this makes a difference or not, but we kind of like you guys have been married for a long time. We got married young. And so it used to be more frequent. And I don't know if it's because we've been married longer that you guys want it as much.

I told Chelsea this. I said, one day, this is what I want to do. I'm going to leave the house for like an hour. I'm going to come back and I'm going to pretend like I'm robbing the house. And I'm going to role play with you where like I tie you up and then I steal all your stuff. And she says, how long are you going to be gone? And I said, maybe 45 minutes, an hour. She goes, good. Enough time to call the West Bloomfield police.

Oh, my God.

That's pretty much what my life is like.

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