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Mojo in the Morning Show. Thank you for listening. Channel 955, 104.5 SNX, 92.5 KISS FM, and of course, the iHeartRadio app where you can always listen to the show. uh spike you are going for christmas to go visit the fam huh gonna go visit uh mom and dad mama

spike and daddy spike try and always get the kids home and visit and make sure that they spend some good quality time with the grandparents so back to philadelphia to the home i grew up in for the first half of my life and i'm actually like at this crossroads right now trying to figure I had to have this conversation. I want to make the call to my parents, but I don't know how to bring it up. Do I need to get a hotel room? Because I'm at this weird point where Megan and I have been dating for almost a year and a half. And we recently moved in together. I mean, we're obviously pretty serious in our relationship. But we are not united in holy matrimony in the eyes of God and our ultra-Catholic parents. so I don't know how they would feel about it so last year I got a hotel room when I took her to Philly to meet my family for the first time and this is different because obviously they've met her a bunch of times they've hung out with her

how did your parents feel when you guys stayed in the hotel room

well I didn't bring it up and didn't ask them

wait she stayed in the hotel you stayed with your parents no no no

I stayed with my parents for a few days and then after Christmas Meg flew in to join up with us And I told my parents I got a hotel room for us when Meg gets here And then I moved into the hotel And they didn't say anything like They didn't have her stay here with us Exactly yeah they didn't say Why are you getting a hotel stay here And so I just assumed okay I made the right move you know To them it was new because even though We had been dating for a while they hadn't met her yet But now flash forward it's been a year and a half Like they've hung out with her they've met her a bunch of times they've stayed at our house you know they came to visit a month ago and they stayed in the house that we have so i feel like i'm way i can't figure out if i should just out right ask her ask my mom or then i thought this morning on the drive into work well maybe i should put it in an email so it gives them time to talk to each other and make a less awkward decision on the spot like i don't want to put them on the spot maybe just do the whole thing

like you did before where you say, hey, we're coming out on these dates and

We're talking about getting a hotel room And just see what she says again Or doesn't say Because in the case where You were bringing Meg to meet them If they had an opposition to that And they wanted her to stay You know at the house Or you to stay with her at the house Did they assume by the way When you say I'm getting a hotel room Did they assume you were going to stay with Meg in the hotel Or were they freaked out when you all of a sudden Packed your bags and moved over to the hotel room Oh, I told them.

I told them I would move into the hotel. And it would be the same situation this year where I will be staying at their house for a few days before Meg gets there again. Because Meg has custody of her son and will be doing Christmas here. Yeah. And then she'll be joining me at my parents' like two, three days later.

Do you really want to stay? Because you can't do anything. You're not going to have.

Well, I would never do anything ever in the history of staying at my parents' house. I think that's disrespectful. You guys always do that and have sex. When you're staying over other people's houses I don't do that

I don't even have sex in my own house But I don't do that My parents or my in-laws No, no Matter of fact, I have slept with my father-in-law And my wife has slept with my mother-in-law Because they like to sit there and watch TV together And stuff like that And then they fall asleep The next thing I know, I'm looking at Joe, my father-in-law I'm like, okay, you ready to go to bed? We're hanging out with you But I think, though that, wasn't it more fun when you had the hotel room and you guys could have hotel sex? Of course. Do you like sleeping in your old

bedroom and stuff? No, but I know my mom likes having me there under the roof. Getting up and having coffee in the morning and listening to my dad read the obituaries to me every morning.

Right, but what if you guys That's my dad now. Nothing better than that. What if you guys don't decide to get married? Like you live together, you've established that you are committed to each other and you said you're not sure if you guys will get married, but you'll be, you'll be, you know, partners.

But they're so old fashioned. And you never get to stay there. Yeah, they're so old fashioned.

So that's my question. Does that mean that you would never, ever, ever get to stay there together? I don't know. Like at what point do they say like, okay, we get there, we see their situation, you know?

What would a conversation be like with your mom?

Let's call her on the air and just break it to him on the air and ask.

What would it be like if you said, Mom, we're coming in, you know, how would she take that?

I don't know how she would, I don't know which way she would go with it. So that's why I'm wondering if I need to email or text so that she can converse the two of them together.

I was trying to get you to do your mom's impersonation.

Oh, yeah, I don't know what she would say. And you're like, oh, oh, you want to stay in our guest room? Okay, well, okay, well, it's a small bed. It's a little small. You know, it could fit to. It'd probably be very uncomfortable. But, you know, the stairs make a lot of squeaky noise. New visitors might not be used to the squeaky stairs.

So would your mom do it? Like, this weekend is Thanksgiving weekend, and Joe's coming back home with his girlfriend, and they have to stay on separate floors. Do they? We make them stay on separate floors, yes. Wow. So would your parents be-

Wait, so, okay, so this is good to ask you then, because they've been dating a year, right?

They've been dating a year and a half.

So same timeline.

I don't think I'd let you and Meg stay in my house in the same room. I don't want you getting the sheets all dirty and stuff like that, so, yeah.

Yeah, that's different, I guess. I wouldn't trust your son either. He's going to do the dirty.

Well, the other thing, too, is it might be a little different that he's a 20-something-year-old guy. But Chelsea and I have a rule in our house, which, by the way, Spike's mom, if you're there. Spike's mom?

Yes.

I think the rule, we're good Catholic people, too, and the rule is you've got to put a ring on it. How does Beyonce do that?

If you like it.

If you like it, then you've got to put a ring on it. There you go.

What if they, I shouldn't say you, what if they don't want to put a ring on it?

Well, then they're not sleeping in the same bed.

Ever?

No, not allowing it. Not allowing it. Then you know what gets to happen? Guess what gets to happen? We do the whole thing that I do with Chelsea's parents. I'll be sleeping in the same bed with Joe, and Chelsea has to sleep in the same bed with Joe's girlfriend.

They would probably love that, because my dad and I are both snorers. so that would benefit both women to imagine to send us off like they sleep i want the visual picture my parents don't even you know now it's like a treat for them to have separate rooms to

sleep in i i don't know i i just think i think that you i the

email thing is interesting because then you give her too much opportunity to think about it i think you spring it on and just catch her off guard yeah well i want her to think about i don't want to put

pressure on her and make her uncomfortable but at the same time just realize if i get a hotel room that's less time with us because now i'm staying to enjoy the breakfast buffet at the hotel and i'm gonna mosey over to starbucks crusty and get a coffee and then might not be your house till 11

or noon are the girls staying at your parents house because that's another one too that's

another deciding factor like what do you do with your daughters so there it's the timed out the way we're doing it my girls will spend a few days with me at my parents house and then i'm taking them to the airport and they're flying home with their mom and then meg's coming in at the same time okay so they don't overlap okay because of how the custody worked and everything i i don't

know i i i tend to think that the it's the rule it's the rules of the house under my roof i know megan looks at it like i'm very uh old-fashioned uh our megan here not your megan spike yeah my megan here it looks like it's so it looks like it's old-fashioned but i guarantee you this you would not be sleeping in a room in your dad's house if if you went to your dad's house with

a with a boy i think it's different now that i'm older and i have my own place oh i get it joe has his phone place yeah i think it would be different like i think if i didn't like obviously i live six minutes away from my dad so that wouldn't be the case but i think if i traveled across

the country he would no i don't want to you wouldn't if you stayed at my house i'm gonna say this to you which i've offered you for jingle ball if you want to come stay at my house you're more than welcome to stay at my house but thanks you come stay at my house you bring some strange with you. That strange ain't sleeping

in the bed with you. But Joe's girlfriend isn't strange. It's a year and a half. You've hung out with her. You know her. I don't care.

She's not my daughter-in-law. You don't think

she's going to sneak around and humpity dump after you fall asleep at the clock?

No. Joe's past girlfriends weren't allowed to. He would sneak and do it when I was falling asleep, but no, not having that. I got technology nowadays. I got alarms and buzzers and ring cams

and all the rest of that stuff. Didn't he figure out a way around that and was sneaking out of the house before?

No. Well, he did it with the alarm system. He actually, yeah, he deactivated one of the window alarms. A little bastard. But let's talk about this little bastard, Spike, over here. I think your mom and dad, it's funny, because your mom and dad, I know that they spent a great deal of time with you and Megan when they were just here. Yeah. But I think it's different when it's under their roof.

Well, that's the question.

And I think that they probably do want you if you're going to be in a long relationship.

And I'm trying not to be disrespectful. The question is I can't figure out the rules of the house. I don't know what their rules are.

What do they do with your brothers, though? Have your brothers ever brought a girl back to their house?

I know you have one brother. Actually, that's a good question. Connie's married, right? Yeah, but now that I think about it. What about Paul? Paul did. He was dating someone for a few years that he might have brought back to the house.

I've got to find out. Find out. Call Paul. Let's find out what Paul did.

Yeah, I didn't even ask that question.

Was Paul stooping in the parents' house? Don't say stooping. Yeah, stooping.

Was he doing it?

Natalie, what's up?

Hi. No, I just texted in. My husband and I, despite being engaged and being living together, we weren't allowed to share at my parents' house until we were actually married. Yeah. It didn't matter that we lived together. Had the facade at our house that we shared separate bedrooms when they came to visit.

Facade is the big – that's hilarious because that's the big word, right? We're all putting on a facade. Like, when I was 22 and engaged, I had the same rule you had about, you know, couldn't sleep because we're not married yet. And it's like the facade of, oh, because what? We might cohabitate for the first time. Like, what?

Can I be honest with you, though? When you have it happen to you, Spike, when you have, like, Natalie or Nicole bring, you know, a boy home, you're going to not want that. Well, I do have it happen. I was going to say, you do have it. Wait, you let them sleep with their boyfriends in your house?

Not Nicole. She's younger, and they've been dating a little less. But Natalie's been with this. She's about to graduate college. She's been dating the same kid for six years. And they're very committed, and I respect their relationship. I let them sleep together.

Wow. You're not a good Catholic.

No, I'm not.

You're not a good Catholic. The Lord's going to get you.

Yeah, okay, cool. Come and help you.

Spike's mom, what did you do to this guy? Come on. take him to church for god's sakes what's going on beth how you doing hi so my dad is and my

parents are so of your like school of thinking not bikes like we've been together for five years we've lived together for two we're in our 30s and we still have to sleep he sleeps in the guest room no well yes it's that's their rules together oh i know we it's not like it's new it's been like Two years.

funny so we joke that it's not the guest room it's his room do you let me ask you a question

do you ever sneak over in the middle of the night when they're had the sound machine on loud

um so i mean we live together so it's not like that big of a deal to be apart for like three days yeah we're used we're also used to like the king bed he's like six four and my parents like they have smaller beds so sometimes i'm like you can go over there for a night or two well that's

the other thing too is the bed big enough spike at your parents house for both of you guys the

My bed, I swear, is like 80 years old, and it makes so much noise when you got to get up to pee that you wake up the whole house. So it's not – but I've always been respectful of that and other people. I told you even when I visited my brother in Florida, I didn't – we don't bake cookies while we're visiting people. Like, there's other times and places for that. I'm respectful of people's houses, but I'm also like, be a realist. What does it mean to get a ring on it? And you're – I mean, anyone can get – any bozos can get married, and they're not taking it seriously. I mean, look at all our celebrity Kardashians and J-Lo's been married 28 times. And what does a ring mean? You're either committed or you're not committed. And you be respectful of the people who you're a guest of.

You should put that on your vows when you guys get married.

Any bozo can get married.

Katie, what's up?

Hi. I was just calling to say that when my boyfriend and I first started dating, we were both 19 at the time. I was born in a very Catholic family. he was not at all and like we always respected my parents rules of like okay we're gonna sleep separate like that's fine i was very used to that my dad wouldn't even let me go out on a date by myself until i was 16 so i was just very used to that but the first time they let us sleep in the same bed we both gave each other a look of like oh my god this is happening like we're are we

adults now we're allowed to do this it's weird right i even when you sleep in the same bed you don't you don't want to do it like spike said in your parents house it's just weird no we have

such an old house that like i don't even want to open the door at night let alone do anything else yeah uh ellie what's up so i had a situation where my parents were the same way like absolutely cannot sleep in the same bed if we're there so we're home for our wedding weekend like literally the jig was up at that point we were getting married we were home on a thursday our wedding Saturday and my mom was still like I would just feel more comfortable if you waited I'm like mom

it's two days away right not so silly but you know what the rest of your life she wanted you

to consummate your relationship in a very nice way so you guys are all hype uh hypocritical

because you know they were all humping at 14 years old and had 12 kids by the time they were 20

and fast forward when we were married my mom would be like okay you know if it's that time like i understand and i was like this is so crazy like a year ago we couldn't and now like we like really like what's going on here yeah um why don't

you uh why don't you talk to them today and then come back tomorrow and tell us what they say yeah Why are you so nervous?

How about I just send them this podcast and then they can bring it up that way? What's that on the podcast? I'll just send them this whole break in the audience.

Isn't it so funny that you're a grown adult and you're nervous to talk to your parents about this?

Well, because I want to be respectful. I'm trying to do the right thing, but also I'm trying to not spend $800 on a hotel down the street. It's so stupid. It's about the money.

It's about the money. That's what it is. Bingo. It is.

You're not trying to stoop at all.

Yeah. No. You don't care. All you're trying to do is save a little extra cash. Oh, my God. The truth comes out.

God, you're turning into your parents.

If I said to them, if I said, oh, okay, we can get a hotel room. Can I have your credit card? Because, you know, that's $800. You want me to come visit and spend the holidays with you? That comes with a cost. Un-freaking-believable. Long live big money spot.

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