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mojo in the morning i'm gonna give you a little recap of my day because i have to it's basically to pat myself on the back my day yesterday so and i'll do it with this topic because this will actually work perfect for this my topic that i want to bring up is how did a butt dial get you in trouble okay because i'm going to explain this to you so yesterday i was asked to join in on a team's meeting and i got a phone call from one of our bosses asking to join in on a team's meeting and i said i can't go i can't do it i said i have a client call that i gotta go to whenever you know and i do a bunch of client calls but i didn't have a client call yesterday but i figured if i said what i was gonna do they would say oh you can't do this then i butt dialed that boss while i was at the gym on the treadmill walking causing causing that boss to say mistaken dial sounded like you were having sex

No we're just always out of breath I was like

It was one of those One of those moments for me right there Just trying to catch myself

Sometimes I feel so bad for your wife Chelsea

Because

To know that that's what it sounds like Because that's what it sounds like By the way

Can I be honest I think that honestly I think I breathe less probably When you're trying to like keep it in Yeah I don't want to be

Don't hold your breath You'll pass out on top of her

Although a completely side note Chelsea said when I was watching television last night I was mouth breathing like crazy I sounded like Darth Vader When I was just sitting there Mouth breathing there Okay so I want to throw out Just a quick little flex I never do this Literally never do this I never work out three times in a week and I got three times in a week last week.

Standing ovation. I mean, not standing. I'm too tired. But for you, it's good.

It was unbelievable. But, you know, the funny thing was I kept telling Chelsea all day yesterday, I kept telling Chelsea, I did three workouts in a week. And Chelsea said, I know what you're setting me up for. And so I said, next week you're going to do none. Which is pretty much what will probably end up happening. in um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 is our telephone number how did a butt dial get you in trouble because it's funny that i so i i got the new phone i got this new uh the new the new iphone which i'm i'm really liking some of the stuff that it has on there but it's kind of like pissing me off lately why i don't know for some reason that that butt dial thing has happened a couple of times mine too since i got my new phone and i don't understand what the what the story is because Because unless the new phone, for some reason, opens up.

More sensitively.

Yeah.

I think so.

It's a little bit, which is weird. Because I know that it does the whole mask thing now. So you could do it where you have a mask on and all the rest of that stuff. And then I had to do it with my glasses. But then the other thing is that even though the phone's faster now and I don't have the slowness of trying to get to certain things, I feel like it's almost too fast for me. Like I'm texting the wrong people sometimes. I've had that happen to me a couple of times.

Why can I picture you sitting in a dark room going, slow down?

Right. Stop being so good. All right. Texters texting in this morning their butt dial story. So KP is going to be calling you. So if she calls you, you got to do it. I'll read a couple of these ones that say that they can't go on the air. 810 says, can't go on the air. butt dial caught me while I told my mom that I was at the library hanging out with friends. I was literally hanging out with friends in the basement of one of our friend's houses partying. Not a good idea to have. Another butt dial here. Butt dialed calling my boss, telling him that I was really, really sick, only to hear my wife and I's conversation about me taking the day off from work just to hang out. Sarah, how did a butt dial get you into trouble?

We were just talking crap about a friend, but it was on her boyfriend's voicemail. And he didn't say anything until months later. He just kind of hinted off that he heard it. But if it was her boyfriend, why didn't she go, like, code break his phone and delete it before he could hear it?

no it was about his girlfriend it's about her i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry he didn't tell her for how long a month like four or five months later he talks about it see i gotta be honest

that that guy was like waiting for something to happen he was waiting because you don't you would i would call like chelsea right away if somebody was talking crap about her and say hey someone He was talking crap on my phone I wonder why he waited so long

I don't think he cared Honestly, I think he was just kind of giving me a hint Like, yeah, I heard it

Yeah, he was indeferent What's up, Drew?

Hi Hey, what's going on? My girlfriend butt-dialed her grandma While we were sitting in the bedroom And her grandma heard us talking about her sex life

Oh, boy Oh, no And she didn't

She didn't realize it, and she was like, you do what? And she's like, oh, my God, Grandma, I am so sorry. Oh, man.

Does Grandma give you different looks now when you guys see each other?

A little bit, yeah.

Oh, boy. She's like, I like him, honey. Latrice, what did you catch on a butt dial?

I caught my daughter being a bully at school on a playground.

Oh, man. Wow, you just heard the whole thing, huh?

I heard the whole thing. I heard her. I called up to the school after lunch was over, and she told me that she was trying to protect her friend.

What do you do in that situation?

I couldn't really do anything. I did have a conversation with her afterwards. She's a much nicer student now.

Mama got a hold of her, huh?

Yes. Yes, Mom and Dad, we handled it.

Good for you, Mom. That's good. Thank you for the call. I appreciate it.

Thank you. Bye.

All right, take care of yourself. Hold on. Benny wants to be Voices Guys. I kind of fixed the Voices Guys machine after kind of crapped out on us the other day, so I hope this thing works. Benny, what did you get caught in butt dial doing? Oh, crap. Hold on a second. I don't have the – say it again, Benny. What's that?

I accidentally called the cops on myself. How did you call the cops

On yourself

I was changing my watch band On my iWatch and if you hold that button Long enough it calls 911 Well it called And I hung up And they called me back And I told them what was happening and everything Or they asked for my information Like they normally do And about 5-10 minutes after I hung up I got a cop knocking on my door And when I answered it You know, he asked me the same thing. I told him what was going on, what happened and everything. And he's like, oh, well, just so you know, now that I got you here, you have a warrant out. Oh, no.

You know it's bad. Oh, my God, you poor, poor guy.

Yeah. And I just, literally, I was getting ready to sit down and eat. I just pulled the steak out of the air fryer and put it on my plate.

Did they let you eat it?

No, he did not. when we when we got up to the cap shop i ended up telling him that he owed me a steak

that's awesome mojo in the morning uh joanne yes hi joanne what was caught what was caught

by a butt dial good morning well uh i was in a new relationship and um we had went to uh a party and we had to pick up some more alcohol so we drove to pick up the alcohol and he lived along the way so we stopped and had our cookie and we're baking some cookies and apparently when he dropped his pants it had called his ex-wife and she just made some comments to him the next day about well you moved on pretty quick and just kind of said stuff that was going on and how long do you think she listened i don't know because i asked the same question he said long enough

oh my god like that's one of those things where it's like would you listen or would you you know no you wouldn't do it no i probably would i'm weird i know um leah voices guys what did you

catch on butt dial uh so my boyfriend um called me during work in the middle of the day i didn't answer it went to voicemail uh it was him and his boss at the strip club oh no yeah yeah it was great yeah i still have the voicemail are you still with him um well i was until recently

but when of course he cheated again but uh wait do you was he cheating at the strip club or just

going to the strip club though well he was at the strip club with his Thank you.

Of course, he didn't tell me he was at the strip club and then denied that he was at the strip club.

Then I had a voicemail, and then he was like, okay, I was at the strip club.

Oh, jeez.

I love a strip club, but you've got to communicate. If you're not communicating, that's when I feel like that's bad.

Yeah, if you're hiding it for a reason.

Exactly.

If you're going there for lunch, you should have told me, hey, we're at the strip club for lunch.

Yeah, because they do have great steak. I'm telling you.

I got a chance to get a lot of shooting and killing. I'm going off if you should have taken your wages. Let's hear from Rebecca.

But he, the voicemail clearly was a girl asking him if he wanted to dance, and yeah, so.

And what did, was he, did you listen to the whole thing where he was going to dance?

Yeah.

Oh, God. Did he say anything dirty on there?

No, he didn't.

Oh, my gosh. In the same line as Benny, you called the cops on yourself too, Brittany?

yeah um it was actually during the pandemic like just when they were like you can only hang out with like 10 people at a time so i had a birthday party at my friend's and she lived out in this old big farm house and um so we had outside and i had went to put my phone into my pop-up chair cup sitter and it held down both you know on iphone if you hold down your like lock screen And then you're going to dump that. Everybody make sure you hit dump.

Can't say that.

And so they ended up calling me back and they're like trying to talk to me. And I was like, everything's fine. Don't come here. Everything's fine. I didn't mean to call. The girl kind of chuckled. And luckily they didn't show up, but good.

Yeah. Wow. All right. Thank you for the, uh, the call. All right. Mojo on the morning show. It's all because of that stupid iPhone. That's the problem right there.

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