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All right, it's Mojo in the morning. Lydia, do you want to call Zach and tell Zach to come in the studio? I got him next up for a topic here.

I wonder how he's doing because he did not look good on the bus home.

Well, we had to stay in the mall and sober him up because he was so, you know.

He got faded.

Yeah.

The picture of you on the bus, Zach, just staring off into nothing.

I was very nauseous.

He was a little drunk, and we had to go take him to the food court to make sure that he—

I had my sister drive me home. I was like, oh, I feel like this is high school. What did you do with your car, though, that was sitting in the parking lot? Well, she lives five minutes away, so she dropped me off on Sunday.

Okay, so you were good then? Yeah, I was a little worried about you. I don't like, by the way, don't anybody—and I want everybody to know this on the show— don't ever get behind the wheel of the car and drive. If you need an Uber, we will buy you an Uber. We'll figure out a way. All of it. But in our group text, if you're ever out and about, say, hey, guys, I'm screwed. I'm out.

Or someone can come get you.

Yeah. Don't ever do it because I'm going to say this to you. I'm not worried about the bad press of you getting a thing. I'm worried about you killing somebody. And I will never be able to look at you the same way ever again if that happens. So don't ever drink too much and then get behind the wheel of the car. Zach, is this a topic about you or who's this topic about?

So this is a friend that I bowl with. And she went on a first date. Is she one of our Mojo in the Morning team members? She's not.

Oh, she's an enemy. You're on another bowling team besides... No, no, no. She's like part of the league. Oh, okay, okay.

So you see her every week.

Yeah, every week.

She's an opponent. Okay. An enemy. And the first date was not with you? Nemesis. No, first date was not with me. Okay. She's a little bit younger than me, but she goes on this first date. And the guy offers to go putt-putting. I think that's a first great, like a good idea. Solid. cute yeah here's the thing she's very competitive so she's like she's really good at everything she does she's great at bowling like she's a basketball player volleyball player she's sinking hole in like one after one like she got three hole-in-ones in a row wow so the guy's like well what the hell okay like i'm gonna start picking it up so as young men do you want to impress them so he swings as far as he can in putt-putt whips it as hard as he can as it goes up it knocks her in the face and uh she like didn't break her nose but she has a black eye in her nose she had to go to the

emergency room wouldn't stop bleeding how does he think that that's going to make him better at putt-putt isn't putt-putt like softer putting wait he was trying to take her out after that i don't know she just happened to be in the way of his killer swing exactly so so the by the way when you're on a date this is for zach and for kevin if you're on a date with a girl and you're doing top golf or you know whatever you're playing whirly ball whatever the deal is and the girl starts beating you are you gonna say look at her differently like i think that's hot like i i think

there's something hot about it or do you want to be competitive or no i am the least competitive person ever you're probably gonna kick my ass anyway yeah so i'm gonna let it happen but it's

One thing to be flirty and competitive, but what he did then was like kick it up a notch and he became that guy.

Yes. You all want to see the photos? Yes. You got photos? Oh yeah, oh yeah. All right.

who punches walls thing yes 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 have you ever been on a date with somebody and you did a competitive thing like you you guys went i mean there are some people that go like full-on golfing with girls on the first date guys that will go full-on golfing with girls because they think girls in golf outfits are hot and they will go out there and realize that this girl is really good and that has turned guys on oh my god she's so cute look at her she is so cute and she's got a she's got a shiner she's got a shiner and that happened from the guy yeah isn't that wild that's abusive that's crazy that's a terrible first date

he punched her

what is this that's right that's too perfect

I'm just so upset she got like a really good job recently and she's like well this is my first like real job now I'm gonna have to hide this off of makeup I mean honestly

it's a good it's a sad I mean it's a good story it's a great story thank god that's what it was

does he drink Monster Probably. No, nitrous.

Did you drink nitrous? His name's Chad.

Question for the ladies now. Megan and Shannon and Lydia and Bianca. Question for you guys. What do you guys do if you're on a date with a guy and the guy is way too competitive? Will you go on another date with him?

No.

Is it douchebaggy for them to do that?

Yeah. I think, I actually think it's kind of red flaggy. I feel like we use that term a ton today, but yeah. Cause like, is that how you're going to be about everything? Yeah. That's what I would think.

See, you got to know yourself. If you're that guy and you know, you get way too competitive. I would say do your best to try to stay away from dates that incorporate competitive things.

Yeah.

I see you doing that. I'm not going to let her win. Like, it's not going to be a thing. We about to like, don't, I'm not here to have, I mean, And I wouldn't like that either, by the way. Well, no, I'm not going crazy, but I'm not taking it easy on you.

Did you see what Peyton Manning did to Caitlin Clark when they played Papa Shot? No. He kicked her ass. Yeah. And so he went, they did Papa Shot together. She's like the best, you know, shooter in the WNBA and college basketball, too. Holds the record for the most threes. He went, he's like, F her. And Peyton Manning, not Peyton, I'm sorry, it was Eli Manning. Eli Manning did it. and he beat the hell out of her in in papa shot that would be kevin at dave and buster's my guy

he would completely do that also if you took me on a date to dave and buster's you would love it done before i have been there before i hate it i would love it i would love it what's up cooper hi

hey how's it going good what's going on hey so i actually went out on a date with um uh with this girl it was like a first time date we went to a bar where there was like no one there and i was like okay well like let's make some small talk or something so like maybe we can play some pool or something like i'm not good by any means but i ended up beating her like three games in a row and then she started like tearing up and i was like well like what's going on she was like she's like i just i just i don't lose and i was like you don't lose and she was like well usually like guys let me win and i'm like oh well i i mean i can let you win if you want me to and she got like even more upset but like okay well now like you're trying to like pander to me

no you are a dick you're a dick for beating her why are you just three times at some point you gotta be like she's not having fun yeah did you not you didn't even sense you made her cry you didn't sense that this girl was trying to be competitive with you what were you thinking

she was well she was like she was like trying she was like oh it was like that like you know like when she's like trying to like like oh like this is fun like i also want to like compete with you and i was like okay cool like so like i was just still playing this it was like i wasn't like

i was like going harder on her trying to beat her this guy and then by the way have you ever gone and played mini golf with a real cute brunette that also bowls you sound like that guy i think we found our guy here that's by the way you're like i'm telling you you when you do this thing when you go out with these girls you are looking like i would i would never on the first date do something competitive like that like i would take them to have drinks and play cool although you got because you got to be careful you have a double-edged sword in this one your double-edged sword is you could look like you're letting them win and then you look like you're non-athletic and you're kind of a, you know, weak. Right. Or you look like this guy that Zach, you know, her friend went out, you know, his friend went out with. You look kind of like a douche. You got to be careful.

I know. I just wish I was actually, like, really good at it because I didn't feel like I was even good.

Girls, let me ask you this question. You guys go bowling.

with a guy. Okay, he takes you bowling and he brings his own ball and his own shoes.

I kind of love it. I'm fine with that. You are? Yeah, because it's like if we go golfing and you bring your own clubs like it's fine, but like also it's bowling so ugh. But also very awkward moment walking back from after you bowl to where you're sitting. That is an awkward first date thing. I don't know.

I think guys that go to Topgolf with their own golf clubs are douchebags.

Why? See, that's different to me than bringing your own. I just think it's douchey. That is very douchey.

If you go on a date with a girl and you bring your own golf clubs to Topgolf, you're

kind of a loser. But it's a height thing. Nah, he's a cornball. They've got clubs

there. See, I agree with that.

I think that's douchey, but I think bringing your own ball in shoes is very cute to bowling. Really? And I think they're different. I don't know why. It doesn't make sense. But that's my opinion.

Alright, Mojo in the Morning. You know what a leprechaun is?

Let's make out before you throw up. Happy St. Patty's Day from Mojo in the Morning.

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