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Worst Professions to Marry
Mojo In The Morning

Worst Professions to Marry

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July 10, 2026 | 00:12:51 | Leisure

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00:01:45 - 00:01:55 | Speaker 5:

All right, it's Mojo in the morning. uh anna is narrowing down which doctor is going to do her augmentation yes i had two consultations

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this week and i think i found my doctor well because you told us about a doctor a week or two ago and he was like outrageously okay which i'm so it's not him now is not really that outrageous because both of these doctors i think he was 14 and these doctors were 12

00:02:11 - 00:02:19 | Speaker 5:

oh okay yeah but this doctor was kind of weird what happened i mean no not not weird it's just

00:02:19 - 00:03:07 | Speaker 1:

something that i peeped um both of them were married men like they had wedding rings on so i know that they were married men and uh in the consultations they have to measure and touch and he's pulling my boobs up and stuff and he's like okay i think i could get it like this and this and very handsy with my my boobs and i'm just looking at the ring on his finger like i wonder what his wife thinks about this and just the profession in general you're probably seeing primarily women all day yeah i don't know how many guys getting booed exactly women all day probably attractive touching their boobs looking at their boobs and i'm like this has to be the worst profession for like you to be married to i bet it gets old after a while though you think for them

00:03:07 - 00:03:16 | Speaker 3:

you know it like yeah it's a they're just immune i see it but he probably i'm not saying me but like they're probably like i see you know a hundred sets of boobs a day yeah it's a boob

00:03:16 - 00:03:20 | Speaker 1:

she probably got boobs but then do you even get excited over your wife's boobs if you're looking

00:03:20 - 00:03:25 | Speaker 5:

at boobs i bet she's got great boobs she has to i bet you're married to a cosmetic surgeon your

00:03:25 - 00:03:33 | Speaker 1:

wife's got great boobs one of the doctors kept referencing his wife's boobs and i was like did you do the surgery he was like i couldn't i couldn't do it i had to have my friend do it

00:03:33 - 00:03:49 | Speaker 5:

my friend yeah did you ask him who his friend was so you can go get a consultation i did i was like why didn't you do it um but i would i would want to go to the one that i always say who's the doctor that the doctors let operate on them a quick question for you when they do these consultations

00:03:49 - 00:03:58 | Speaker 1:

is there a female nurse in the room with him while he's doing it so one of them didn't which i didn't realize was weird because it was the first doctor that i went to but everyone after that always has

00:03:58 - 00:04:18 | Speaker 4:

uh a female nurse in there with i like that in those like moments where you know he left hand right hand yeah he juggled yeah do you ever feel like they're doing too much like how do you know the line between this is what he has to do and this is a little bit more um i don't know but

00:04:18 - 00:04:31 | Speaker 1:

like i think i don't think they were doing too much like the way that they were describing it like they were describing the surgery they're like oh well i pulled this skin over here and wrap this and the incision would go here it was never just like yeah do they pull out the markers

00:04:31 - 00:04:40 | Speaker 5:

no not yet not yet i like that part do you hate that though when they pull the markers out and if they do that it's stuck on you you got sharpie marker on your boobs for a while

00:04:40 - 00:04:45 | Speaker 1:

yeah i mean whoever i'm seeing would be in for a treat that night can they use dry erase

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um that's interesting that anna says that she could never see herself in a relationship where thinks it would be hard for the women who are married to cosmetic surgeons i bet you there's a lot of occupations that are like that too like i like

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you think about any of the occupations where primarily your customer base is women. Dr. Warner would be one. Oh. The gyno. Yeah, that would be one. Although, where would you rather have? Would you rather have your doctor be, or your husband be a doctor that sits there and is touching women all day, or a guy that's touching people's garbage?

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Garbage. You want the garbage man? Easily. Yeah.

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You want the guy that's hanging on the back of the priority waste vehicle, like throwing in

00:05:28 - 00:05:45 | Speaker 1:

people's banana peels and stuff i would rather that it looks fun i don't know comes home smelling like that better than a bunch of boobies in his face all day i don't know that does have to be a tough profession bro yeah is there a profession that you wouldn't date as far as women go um

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i've always said like a stripper but i think i could do it really yeah i think i could do i don't want to just you know rule them out like that but in my mind it would be tough that like somebody else is like looking at my girl you know but i don't know i'd have a hard time with a firefighter

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or a police officer only because they go out every single or military they go to work every day you don't know if that's the last time you're going to see them you're like afraid for their safety um 844 mojo live uh text 95500 i'm i'm interestingly enough uh wondering you know the last time that we did a topic about the boobs, it was basically people all with their conversations of, you know, consultations and stuff. How many consultations do you think that an average person does before they do an, a major event like this? Cause I, I think, and I know people that have had, you know, plastic surgery and stuff. A lot of times people get the name from somebody else. Yeah. And then usually that's the person they go to. Well, cause they've seen his or her work And you have been going to many of these consultations. What are you looking for? Like, what's the thing? Are you looking for the best?

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I'll actually get your opinion on this right now because this is a decision that I'm making. And something that I was really looking for is these Motiva implants, which we talked about. It's like a different one. It has less than 1% chance of like the bad things that come with like the saline or whatever implants. So that's something that I really want. I'm in between two doctors. One of them, I liked the doctor. i liked his knowledge and how he said he would do the surgery however they don't have motiva implants another doctor who i liked he was cool but i didn't like him as much he has the motiva implants so i'm like do i go with the doctor that i like a little bit less because he has the type of implant that i like or do i go with the doctor that i might trust a little bit more but he doesn't have the implant he can't just order him no you have to be like double board certified or something to do these implants that's hard because i do think bedside manner like it does affect your

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opinion but a lot of these doctors are like their personalities are kind of funky and they don't

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have good bedside manner are they just a little like weirder i know i've i've i've come into

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contact with both male and female doctors who just have interesting personalities but they're incredible at what they do and that's what ultimately matters why do we not see women

00:08:08 - 00:08:26 | Speaker 1:

who are plastic surgeons i'm sure they out there something else i really liked is um one of them all of the nurses had their boobs done by the doctor that i would see advertise so i got to look at all of them and they were like yeah he did mine these are them did they show you their boobs no but they had on a tight shirt and i was like okay you know what good i don't trust that

00:08:26 - 00:08:34 | Speaker 6:

though why they're free here's the reason why i don't trust it yeah you're you know what it's like it's like a slow week you know hey come on let's go in the back you know what i mean they still

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gotta look good though yeah you know i liked hearing from them and they told me the healing process i was like okay this is what i'm gonna go which doctor was it that uh the one that did the motiva which i wanted i i think that's your decision and they might have friends and family

00:08:46 - 00:08:57 | Speaker 6:

discount what's going on how you doing taylor hi mojo how's it going good we're uh discussing anna that's who the voice is here that's talking about wanting the boobs your thoughts

00:08:57 - 00:09:11 | Speaker 2:

yeah i think you should get the boobs thank you okay did you get the boobs yes ma'am get the boobs and your doctor doesn't care because I texted in, my dad's an OB-GYN and he says about 90% of vaginas are not even nice to look at.

00:09:11 - 00:09:12 | Speaker 1:

I can't imagine.

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I don't know. I like a good vagina.

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Do you ever ask your dad, though, like, dad... It's like a deli sandwich. I gotta dump that. Hold on a second.

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Do you see how big my eyes got?

00:09:22 - 00:09:29 | Speaker 6:

I gotta dump what Kevin just said there. Now that means I can't go to throwback music for a little bit or it will sound weird because of the delay.

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What is wrong with you?

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I didn't know you could say that. Quick question, Taylor. Did you ever ask your dad if your mom's is the best vagina that he's ever given an exam to?

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Unfortunately, I have asked that, and he does say yes. Oh, that's good. Isn't that beautiful, though? I mean, that's, yeah. Maybe she passed it.

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After all these years, he loves her vagina. That's wonderful.

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Come home to the best one.

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See that? That's good. I love that.

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What's up, John? How you doing?

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Hey. Listen, I've been listening for 20 years. Thank you. And first time, long time. Hey, I got a little trick. You just mentioned about the permanent marker would be on all day or whatever. But you can do this. You can try this right now, and you'll thank me later. If you accidentally put permanent marker on something, go over it with the dry eraser marker, and it erases right off.

00:10:34 - 00:10:43 | Speaker 2:

Does it really? No. Is it like magic? Is that that magic marker thing? How do you try it right now? No, he's trying to get you.

00:10:45 - 00:11:02 | Speaker 7:

No, not on your boob. It's on anything. If you put permanent marker down, and you're like, oops, go over it with the dry erase marker, and it erases right off. Not your boob, but glass or marker board or whatever. Okay.

00:11:02 - 00:11:09 | Speaker 2:

Yeah. Yeah, this guy's trying to get us to graffiti this studio. What's up, Veronica? How you doing?

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I'm good. How are you guys?

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We're good. What's happening?

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So I'm a first time long time. Hey!

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Veronica on the boat!

00:11:20 - 00:11:44 | Speaker 6:

um i was just going to comment on the bedside manner part of it um i personally think that sometimes some of these surgeons and stuff are just so far and it makes me believe that some of them might be autistic and that could be where some of the bedside manner comes in because they don't have the same people skills like we or i don't want to say we there's one guy i know for

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sure that is a cosmetic surgeon or plastic surgeon in town here that i've heard that about it's like the good doctor the show yeah yeah he's he's he's so smart but he comes across weirder because he is so brilliantly smart and yeah interesting that's an interesting thought

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helena what's up hi so when i was dating um i had a man that i matched with on a dating app that told me that he was a porn star and i was immediately like nope can't do that

00:12:12 - 00:12:18 | Speaker 1:

oh my god yeah would he want you in the future videos did you go on a date with him

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I did not know he was really up front just saying like this is my job are you are you comfortable with that and I was like I am not and that was the end of it I would definitely go on a date

00:12:28 - 00:12:34 | Speaker 2:

with a porn star did you ask him what kind of porn he does he does like what I did not know I

00:12:34 - 00:12:50 | Speaker 4:

didn't ask any further questions at that point my dating life I was like very much like I want to find my future partner like I'm not gonna mess around with anything that isn't gonna go forward so i moved on what are you married i am not no but i am in a relationship there there was a guy

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that we met at one of our gigs or remotes who is a porn star and i said to him i go what kind of you know like what kind of porn you do like what's like what are some of the themes of the porns you do and he started naming them and he goes through the whole thing and he goes and and sometimes gay porn and i go oh so are you you know bi and he's like no i just do it it's acting and i'm thinking to myself wow you don't fake wow by the way for those that don't know this the detroit area like the suburban detroit area in oakland county it's one of the biggest areas for porn uh filming they have there's we don't we used to have movie studios like for like there used to be one on

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maple road i remember going you told me yeah it's not there anymore but it's crazy what's up t initial t voice disguised yeah so um i had to be the guy for this time embarrassing so i ended up taking a bluetooth with one of my friends and uh well crazy night and after let's call it like three days my stuff was still hurting so i ended up going to my doctor's to see if he can go and go on with it he literally told me he couldn't inspect it unless it was hard

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oh my so what did you do what does this have to do with this conversation the profession

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the creepy doctors

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so what did y'all do we don't need to know

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I got up and walked out

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I don't even know why that call was even put on what do you mean he said a creepy profession I understand but we weren't even on creepy professions

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Well, we weren't getting any calls, so. No, we had calls. I had enough calls.

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I didn't need any more calls on that one.

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Oh, okay.

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All right. I don't need the guy talking about his bone.

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