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Worst Things To Do in The Cold
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Worst Things To Do in The Cold

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January 14, 2025 | 00:11:21 | Leisure

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It's cold outside, but I was doing looking like a daddy because a home never gets cold.

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I really can't stay. But baby,

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it's cold outside.

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I've got to go away. But baby, it's

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cold outside.

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This evening has been hoping that you

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Oh my God. This is, Shannon just did a did a weather forecast and her weather forecast said and this is the warmest it's going to get today i've never in my life ever been more disappointed than when i was told we weren't going to have sex at night i don't know but there was there was i don't even want this shows you how cold it is i know it sounds weird to say this i have no interest for sex right now oh my god what i have none i've lost it dying i'm dying no it's cold you guys yesterday i could not get warm the

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entire day oh my house is warm i my car is warm i was absolutely frigid the entire day like your blanket babes and then the worst though i have an electric blanket by the way i got it for lucy for christmas i stole it i was so cold the worst i had to get gas it sucks getting gas when it's

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10 degrees why does that always happen to you you have to get gas when when it's cold as balls outside. Seriously.

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I keep an electric link in my car. I have an outlet in my car. So I have like the one that you bought Lucy as my lap one. It's like a small one. So I like use it while I'm driving because it takes so long for my car to heat up. I have a car starter but I can't use it until I'm on my floor of my parking garage. So like that's not useful whatsoever.

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Wait, it doesn't have the range?

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Uh-uh. No, because that's a new expensive car feature.

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Oh, no.

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I have an old

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cheap as hell car. Well, it's funny because I was like, I couldn't get warm. And then I had to get gas. I was like running the kids around to all their stuff. And one of the things that they had yesterday was swim practice. So then I felt really bad for complaining myself when I see them like waddling out of their swim practice and their hair is still soaking wet. I'm like, okay, that sucks even more. They have to be freezing. That's pretty bad.

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Swimming should only be in the summertime. They should not allow swimming in cold weather like this. So, by the way, I think Kev took today off because he doesn't want to have to walk from the parking lot to here, which would be a good day to take off because I'm going to tell you it's the most miserable thing. It used to be I never worried about it. In our old studios, we were like five inches from the building. Here, it's a little bit of a walk. So I literally almost called an Uber to get me to the building, and it's only like, what, 500 plus feet. But I would like to ask you guys, if you're working outdoors today, to shout yourself out so I can give you a quick little hello. So, 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. And then ask you, is there anything worse than what Shannon just gave as an example? Because I think she's right.

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right having to fill up your gas tank on a cold day like today oh it's horrible i mean it is absolutely horrible that you would have to fill up your your gas tank on a day like today and you

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know what i did and i know you were not supposed to do this i got my butt right back in that car

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when i started that gas pump oh yeah yeah i do it they say somebody said that you could you could blow up the whole place i'm like going well then at least would be warm right you know what i mean

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all you have to do is touch the i had where you pay before like disengage your whatever i i tried

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to see shannon if my apple pay would work from a distance like i'm trying to do it so dang cool i had a uh speedway employee i'll never forget it i don't even shop at the speedway anymore it's the one in commerce it was a speedway employee that got over the loudspeaker system and said We shut the tank off right now You gotta get out of your car

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Oh I'd move right to another gas station

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I was like I'm going to mobile across the street There ain't no chance I'm doing that

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If we're blowing up It's in this studio anyways With the static electricity in here

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Well that's true This is one place

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You're as cold as ice You're willing to sacrifice Our love

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There you go What's worse than filling up your gas tank on a day like today, Chelsea?

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Having to do the walk into work. It's a half a mile at the hospital in Muskegon.

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Oh, my goodness. I'm sorry for complaining about getting gas.

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What hospital? Which hospital are you at?

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Trinity Health in Muskegon.

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Can I say this to you? You're a nurse?

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No. Nope. Not a nurse.

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A tech or something like that? All right, so can I tell you? Yeah, yep. So, I do a lot with Michigan Medicine. I love my friends at Michigan Medicine. They saved my life. But I have to tell you, the parking situation for hospital employees is the worst. You guys make it horrible for these guys. The parking lots are so far from the hospital.

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Why don't they have a shuttle for you?

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Or underground stuff or something.

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Rumor had it when we closed down Hackley that there was supposed to be a shuttle, but that never happened. So, we just do the walk.

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Come on, Trinity Health. Do better. We love you. Thanks for what you do. We love you so much.

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Thank you.

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All right. It's Mojo in the morning. Hey, what's going on, Billy? How are you? Good. Billy.

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First time caller, long time caller.

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Hey, Billy, what do you guys do? I work on the back of a garbage truck all day. Oh, my friend. Wait, how does the guy get chosen to be the back of the garbage truck? Like, how come one guy gets to sit inside and be warm?

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It depends if you want to go and pay for your CDL. Your CEO is like seven grand.

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Honestly, it's worth it. I'd figure that out as fast as you possibly can. Who's the warm guy? Who's the warm son of a bitch on your ride?

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The driver.

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Yeah, what's his name? Shout him out. You dirty bastard, you. Well, hopefully he buys you a warm cup of coffee or something like that, Billy. Thanks, man. That would be a brutal job. What's up? Holy crap. Jesus is on the phone with us right now. Am I right in saying that? Is this Jesus on the phone with us right now? Yes, this is him. What's up, Jesus? It's literally. Wait, is it Jesus? Is it Jesus?

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I got so excited I spit out my coffee. Hallelujah.

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By the way, wouldn't it be amazing if this is what Jesus sounds like? Yes, it's me. What's going on? How you doing, guys? First time, long time. Is it Jesus or Jesus?

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Jesus. Nah.

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Jesus. Not as fun. What's going on?

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Yeah. Hey, no, I just, well, we get to work outside from, you know, eight hours, maybe to ten hours outside in a building that gets completely wet inside and it becomes an ice skating rink. So we're out in the cold, slipping all day long.

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Oh, jeez.

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So it gets pretty bad here and there.

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Where are you at? What town are you in?

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Ann Arbor.

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Oh, my God. Yep.

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Working for the U of M student housing.

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Yeah, while those students don't wear coats.

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Right. Yep, they don't. It's like they're invincible. They walk in in shorts, no jackets. Crazy. It's crazy.

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Well, try to stay safe today. Okay, buddy, it's going to be a really cold one today. What's going on? Let's see who we got here. Let's see here. Oh, Kyle. Kyle's job's a tough one, and Kyle's got a busy day today because for some reason it always happens. What do you do, Kyle?

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Yeah.

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I'm a garbage man also. Yes. I am a little lucky, though. Like, today is my lease outside of the truck day. I still got to get out for a little bit. But my worst part of the day so far this morning, got to get in the car. I start driving, and then I get the dreaded low tire pressure light. No. Hey, Kyle, leave it.

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I would leave it until it warms up in the spring. It just means that there's, you know, cold weather out there. It does it in my car all the time, too.

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And it shouldn't have taken me this long, but it took me 40 minutes to fill up my tires the other day because I could not figure out this machine.

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Don't you hate it? And don't you hate that you put your quarter or whatever it is in the thing and it goes You have to pay now. And then it doesn't go all four tires or you can't reach that thing all around.

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Hey, key code for that, guys.

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What?

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A Bell tire. If you find a Bell tire, they have free air. I love you. That's awesome.

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Bell tire. Shout out to Bell tire. We love those guys. All right. Thanks for the call, Kyle. What's going on, Dominique?

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Hey, how you doing?

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Good. What's up, buddy?

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First time caller, by the way.

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What's going on? Sorry, Kev's not here today. He's warm and home right now. What's going on?

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Yeah, I wish I had his spot. So I am a boom truck driver. I deliver drywall and insulation to the cold houses.

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Oh, God. But you know what, though? You're a good guy because you're keeping us warm, right?

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yes yeah you're right so maybe y'all should let me in the house and warm up

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by the way do people ever let you come pee in their house or do any of that stuff

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i've had it once yeah but i had to like hurry up to leave because her husband was coming home

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oh wait were you peeing or were you doing something else oh peeing just peeing just

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peeing okay what she was worried though it would look a little suspicious for sure i could see that where that would be a bad one uh tim what do you do for a living tim

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uh i work in construction putting in the underground water mains oh my god and how

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many water mains break during this kind of weather uh i mean it varies it all just depends

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on how long they've been down there and if there's any issues with the vows yeah it seems like one on

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my street yesterday the whole street was flooded and we had no water yeah we just finished putting

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in the big 54 inch and novi that goes from eight mile all the way to 14 mile you got a big 54 inch

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love it that's amazing by the way you ever see where the street collapses because the water main thing broke down low you ever see that at all yeah and all of a sudden you know people are

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like where the hell is the road that's what happened there was like there's a huge a whole

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lick the size of this room crazy on my street yeah it's not yeah last but not least olivia's working outside some uh sometime today because what do you do for a living olivia i work on an ambulance oh geez so can you ask the patient to come to you uh if they're capable of walking we

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do but it's not always the case if we're called so do you ever see somebody in trouble in a puddle and you're like, ugh, I guess I'll help. Yeah, I mean, sometimes if they're in the snow, you have to kneel in the snow. If they're in the rain, you have to be in the rain.

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So it's not always the best. Man, well, keep that ambulance warm, okay?

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