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Worst Time to Get Your Period
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Worst Time to Get Your Period

from Mojo In The Morning

December 6, 2022 | 00:07:37 | Leisure

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00:01:16 - 00:01:20 | Speaker 3:

Very mojo in the morning show. It's a jingle ball tonight and...

00:01:20 - 00:01:23 | Speaker 6:

So excited. So excited.

00:01:23 - 00:01:29 | Speaker 3:

We were just talking off the air and... Got my period

00:01:29 - 00:01:51 | Speaker 7:

Like with a vengeance It was like God said I know that you are wearing A lighter colored short dress So I'm going to give you the worst period you've had in two years Which I'm terrified because I usually start Like five days before you And I haven't started yet Because what you were supposed to get I got on top of mine That's what it's like right now

00:01:51 - 00:01:55 | Speaker 4:

I was like Shannon was so excited last night What happened when she came in today she wasn't as excited

00:01:55 - 00:02:14 | Speaker 7:

But now I'm panicked because truly my dress is a lighter color, and so I'm going to wear a fanny pack, and if you say hi to me tonight, it's going to have super tampons in it, okay? If you need one, hit me up. I brought my fanny pack. You could use it. Let's fill it up. Like, why? This is the worst timing ever.

00:02:14 - 00:02:19 | Speaker 3:

When it happens, obviously this was not expected at this time, right?

00:02:21 - 00:02:23 | Speaker 7:

She's a little early. A little, yeah.

00:02:23 - 00:02:24 | Speaker 3:

Usually what time?

00:02:24 - 00:02:26 | Speaker 7:

She's a couple days early. Yeah.

00:02:26 - 00:02:44 | Speaker 3:

Yeah. Yeah. So it's usually closer to mid-month. Yes. When it happens. Yes. What is the, I think this is a good one because our listeners can relate to this. What's the worst time to have it come? What's the worst time to have Anne Flo arrive? 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548.

00:02:45 - 00:03:04 | Speaker 7:

Honestly, if I was wearing a black dress, black pants, whatever. Nope. I wouldn't care as much, but I don't feel great. Yeah. It's the worry. Like, Megan, you are going to have to be on booty duty to make sure that I don't have any, you know, issues. If you see Shannon walking two steps in front of me, you know why. You know why.

00:03:04 - 00:03:06 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, but how do you do that on stage when we're in the spotlight?

00:03:06 - 00:03:09 | Speaker 7:

We do it before we get on stage. We'll check each other.

00:03:09 - 00:03:10 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, yeah.

00:03:10 - 00:03:14 | Speaker 7:

I actually might bring a backup because that's how fun this is.

00:03:14 - 00:03:16 | Speaker 4:

A backup dress? Yeah, a backup outfit.

00:03:16 - 00:03:18 | Speaker 7:

Yes, I will. If people see you change, they know why.

00:03:19 - 00:03:46 | Speaker 4:

You guys, I always bring a backup outfit. Do you really? Yeah, right before I went on stage, and this is like 20 years ago, right before I went on stage, I spilled a drink all down the front of me, and I had to go on stage three more times. So now I always bring an extra shirt or an extra hoodie or something just in case. Or Beyonce. You know, no, Beyonce has stylus. I'm the idiot in the back closet changing next to the Zamboni because I spilled a beer.

00:03:46 - 00:03:54 | Speaker 3:

I just tell everybody what it did. I just go up there. Like, honestly, Shannon, that would be the greatest thing ever. Oh, yes. Go up there and just go, guess what time and month it is.

00:03:54 - 00:03:57 | Speaker 7:

I'm not going to turn around because you don't want to see what's there.

00:03:58 - 00:04:34 | Speaker 3:

So last night I was getting ready to go to bed. We all went out for lunch, and I didn't feel good afterwards. My stomach was hurting me afterwards. And then last night I went to bed, and I just felt like crap. And I was thinking to myself, and this is definitely not the equivalent of you with your short dress, but I was thinking to myself, I'm like, oh, my God, how am I going to do this if I feel like I did last night? I feel a little bit better right now, but all I kept thinking to myself was, it's going to be 3 o'clock, 3 o'clock this afternoon until the very, very end of the concert. So the concert, the last, I think Backstreet Boys go up at like 11.30ish or something like that?

00:04:34 - 00:04:37 | Speaker 4:

No, they're up at 10.45, they're done at 11.50.

00:04:37 - 00:04:56 | Speaker 3:

Is that what it is? Okay, so I won't be home until 12.30 earliest, because I'm 45 minutes at least from downtown. I know, doesn't that give you a? So, all right. everybody are you guys excited rock your body except for Shannon

00:04:56 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 4:

I'm excited other than Shannon

00:05:00 - 00:05:02 | Speaker 9:

I'm worried about her, but everybody.

00:05:03 - 00:05:05 | Speaker 3:

Thank you. That is a genuine friend.

00:05:05 - 00:05:13 | Speaker 9:

Well, I figured let's bring you like a Christmassy blanket. And then if you have to last second, wrap it around you and we'll just like snuggle, but like make it look like you're just.

00:05:13 - 00:05:15 | Speaker 3:

Carry me on stage like baby Jesus. Yeah.

00:05:15 - 00:05:15 | Speaker 9:

Swaddle you.

00:05:16 - 00:05:17 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, swaddle me.

00:05:18 - 00:05:20 | Speaker 11:

Mojo in the morning show. What's happening, Mackenzie?

00:05:21 - 00:05:23 | Speaker 1:

Good morning. I love you guys.

00:05:23 - 00:05:25 | Speaker 11:

We love you too. Hold on. Let me get Vonda.

00:05:25 - 00:05:26 | Speaker 1:

We love you too.

00:05:27 - 00:05:28 | Speaker 11:

What's the worst time to get it?

00:05:29 - 00:05:42 | Speaker 1:

Well, the worst time to get it is vacation time. I literally, every single time I go on vacation, I swear she's there, and it drives me bonkers.

00:05:42 - 00:05:46 | Speaker 3:

Especially if you have to wear a bathing suit. Yeah. Because that is just no fun.

00:05:47 - 00:05:52 | Speaker 9:

Exactly. How does it know? How does it know you planned a vacation six months from now? But it does.

00:05:53 - 00:05:55 | Speaker 11:

What's happening, Candice?

00:05:56 - 00:06:13 | Speaker 7:

I hate you guys. Love you guys. But most of the time for me is going to my sister-in-law's house because it's immaculate. And her bathroom is right there in the middle of everything. There's literally nothing ever inside her wastebasket in the bathroom.

00:06:13 - 00:06:28 | Speaker 11:

Oh, geez. Doesn't that suck when you go over and your sister-in-law's, like some of my friends, they have like the cleanest homes ever. And the last thing in the world you want to do is leave the one thing in that basket, right? And then you don't want to bring it out to the kitchen To throw it in the kitchen garbage

00:06:28 - 00:06:35 | Speaker 7:

No That's funny Hopefully she just has somebody else clean her house And she never even realizes

00:06:35 - 00:06:41 | Speaker 11:

This I think is the worst though Sharon what's the worst day other than Jingle Ball Night To get your period

00:06:41 - 00:06:49 | Speaker 6:

Good morning guys Sharon I think I topped you My daughter just got married in October And guess what she got that morning No

00:06:49 - 00:06:57 | Speaker 3:

That happened to a friend of mine and it was not supposed to happen. You are right. That is the ultimate worst.

00:06:58 - 00:07:05 | Speaker 6:

That's the ultimate. I mean, it wasn't supposed to happen, and it did. But you know what? She had a great wedding anyways, but dang it.

00:07:05 - 00:07:07 | Speaker 11:

Thank you for the call.

00:07:07 - 00:07:10 | Speaker 5:

I Googled how to stop your period. A couple of obvious ones. Get pregnant.

00:07:11 - 00:07:12 | Speaker 3:

That can't happen.

00:07:13 - 00:07:18 | Speaker 5:

Start birth control. But another one was if you drink enough liquor, it'll stop your period.

00:07:18 - 00:07:25 | Speaker 3:

Tony, our boss, told us we are not supposed to be drinking tonight. He made it really, really? So no alcohol.

00:07:25 - 00:07:29 | Speaker 9:

But he looked right at me when he said that, and I was a little offended.

00:07:30 - 00:07:39 | Speaker 11:

I'll be honest with you. I think he looked at a lot of people. Because I saw him looking at our afternoon show, Joe and Jed and Ashley. Especially, where's Ashley?

00:07:39 - 00:07:44 | Speaker 9:

Ashley's down with the brown. Ashley, he didn't say anything about smoking up, though.

00:07:44 - 00:07:52 | Speaker 8:

He did not, but I'm the one that told Meg, you have to drink lots of liquor, and it will delay your period. I Googled it. She's right. I do it all the time. She's right. It won't be as heavy.

00:07:53 - 00:08:12 | Speaker 11:

Ashley, has this been like a drink fest for you coming home? Oh, yeah. I saw a very touching video of you going to see Grandma yesterday in West Bloomfield. I was lit, too. You were lit when I saw her. She was boozing at lunch. It was like 10 a.m. or something like that. My girl. I didn't even know that a Coney Island served booze. Like, I didn't even realize that that was the case.

00:08:12 - 00:08:17 | Speaker 8:

Jed got a beer, so I was like, you got tequila back there? She said, absolutely. I said, throw some pineapple in there. We got a party.

00:08:17 - 00:08:29 | Speaker 11:

You know what it is for these guys coming from Tampa up here to do the afternoon show live and then their morning show live? It's like us when we go away to go to Vegas.

00:08:29 - 00:08:35 | Speaker 9:

We're doing our show on other ground. There's no rules. We're in another country.

00:08:35 - 00:08:52 | Speaker 11:

Actually, it's wild because you guys are staying just moments away from three casinos. And you guys have already been to all three casinos. The funniest part is, when you guys lived here and worked at this radio station, you never went to the casinos. Isn't that funny? You guys are like ultimate tourists, aren't you?

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