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Mojo in the morning. So Kevin's birthday is this weekend. Kevin's doing something for his birthday that he's got a feeling could be the worst trip ever?

00:02:25 - 00:04:06 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, not trip as in me going to a different location, but trip as in getting high and having a bad experience. Oh, really? So I haven't smoked in a very, very, very, very long time. But you used to smoke a lot, right? I used to smoke a lot. A lot of weed was consumed in my early, mid-20s. And then I cut it off because I started to get paranoid a lot. the experiences that I used to have when high were extremely fun and then slowly but surely it decreased and it started to be bad experiences to the point where I'm like I just need to stop but I'm going to Denver Colorado and Denver Colorado for many many years was like the first place in America that like legalized marijuana this was the place to go this was the garden of Eden so to speak for weed smokers and all of my friends who were my friends then are still my friends today and they still smoke weed so when we decided to go to denver they like hell yeah this pre-420 weekend like we about to go crazy i on the other hand only wanted to go because i wanted to see mountains and i wanted to see god's green earth really yeah you wanted to sightsee more so than smoke exactly but i'm thinking i'm there i kind of want to hike how cool will it be just to roll up a jay smoke real quick somewhere in the mountains and just absorb that amazing view and scenery but in my mind i'm thinking like bro you ain't smoking so long this might be a bad trip and it could ruin your trip it could ruin it and that's not what i'm trying to do but it is denver colorado yeah if i just hit the blunt one can't you just take an edible instead edibles you i don't mess with those you can't control that high really you on the rise so you're not an

00:04:06 - 00:04:19 | Speaker 6:

edible guy you can i don't know because i don't i don't smoke a lot of weed or do you know i don't uh i'm not a big you know user i uh i didn't know that so smoking you can control your high i feel

00:04:19 - 00:04:40 | Speaker 5:

as though if i if i roll a blunt or a joint or a bone whatever you do you can control how many times you hit it so if i go okay you know i'm saying chill yeah then i can say okay i'm good now but if i bite a cookie or brownie or whatever weed is in there but you get a gummy you know how much weed isn't it but i i feel like when i've had edibles you got to just ride that ride and

00:04:40 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 6:

that ride can last all day even the next day yeah yeah i by the way i don't like the idea that you're gonna go try first off when's the last time you've actually done anything physical in your life physical yeah uh besides you're really having a thing you're gonna go climb you're gonna he's going to go hiking and do it high?

00:05:00 - 00:05:05 | Speaker 1:

I'm not doing Weston Shannon-type hiking. I'm just going on the little Belle Isle trail. I ain't trying to do nothing crazy.

00:05:05 - 00:05:08 | Speaker 2:

So you're just going to go up and you're going to look at the mountains and then kind of do it?

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Go to Red Racks.

00:05:10 - 00:05:26 | Speaker 2:

Is that close to staying in downtown Denver? Yeah. Is it? The last time I was in Denver, I took Luke to a Rockies game to go see DJ LeMayhew play baseball. And we saw guys crapping on the streets.

00:05:27 - 00:05:27 | Speaker 1:

What?

00:05:27 - 00:05:33 | Speaker 2:

Downtown Denver is a wild place. Yeah, like all of a sudden some guy's like popping a squat and taking a dump.

00:05:33 - 00:05:34 | Speaker 1:

That's a different kind of red rock.

00:05:36 - 00:05:43 | Speaker 2:

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. What's the topic on this one?

00:05:43 - 00:05:57 | Speaker 1:

I mean, what's your worst high experience? Worst high experience. I've been in cars before, and I've had that moment where I'm like, Lord, I swear to God, if you make this high go away, I'd never smoke again. Like I've been in those moments where it's just been too high.

00:05:57 - 00:06:04 | Speaker 2:

All right, worst high experience. We want to hear your worst high experience, 844-MOJO-LIVE. Dustin, what's up? How you doing?

00:06:05 - 00:06:20 | Speaker 5:

Hey, what's up? What's up? So I went to Denver a couple years ago, and we climbed down a waterfall, but halfway down we stopped and smoked. Well, looking back up, it was really hard to climb back up high.

00:06:22 - 00:06:25 | Speaker 2:

Were you worried that you were going to have to, like, call for help?

00:06:26 - 00:06:35 | Speaker 5:

Oh, no. No, we just, like, it took us a lot longer to climb up, but I would still do it again in a heartbeat. It was beautiful.

00:06:35 - 00:06:40 | Speaker 2:

Yeah. I don't know if I like the idea of Kev climbing by a waterfall.

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Hi.

00:06:41 - 00:06:55 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, we're not doing that. We're not doing that sober. We need him back safe here, Dustin. I don't like this whole idea of him going up there. It was a lot of fun, though. It was. All right. Well, thank you for the call. I appreciate you so much, buddy. Not a problem.

00:06:55 - 00:06:56 | Speaker 1:

Is this ding on?

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Yeah. Yeah, it is on. Yeah, Ben is on with us right now. Ben, what's going on? How you doing? Hey, how you doing? Worst high experience. Let's hear it.

00:07:07 - 00:07:33 | Speaker 4:

The speaker. Oh, my goodness. Now, I was in a bad car wreck and going through a lot of things and hadn't smoked in forever. And we were sitting at my property and my friend comes up. He goes, hey, I got one. So we sat down, smoked this thing, and I swear it was like watching mosquitoes coming by just looking at you going, you all right, dude? Dude, you all right?

00:07:36 - 00:07:41 | Speaker 2:

That's what you know. When the bugs start sogging you.

00:07:42 - 00:07:58 | Speaker 4:

Yeah. Man. But it kept getting worse, dude. That was the problem. The frogs were just, like, staring at you. You never said a word. You kept waiting for that. Oh, God. No, no, no, no. It was just dead silence.

00:07:59 - 00:08:03 | Speaker 2:

Well, Kev's going to have one of those weekends to celebrate his birthday this weekend.

00:08:03 - 00:08:05 | Speaker 4:

All right. Good luck to you, sir.

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Make sure you're wearing your medical glasses. We love you, too, buddy.

00:08:10 - 00:08:11 | Speaker 1:

We love you, too.

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Have a great one.

00:08:13 - 00:08:14 | Speaker 1:

I'll tell the frogs you said hi.

00:08:15 - 00:08:18 | Speaker 2:

Tyrone, you were one so high. What happened?

00:08:18 - 00:08:26 | Speaker 5:

i was stuck on the couch for 45 minutes begging my friend for a drink of water and never said a

00:08:26 - 00:08:35 | Speaker 3:

word was it inevitable or were you smoking no we were smoking it was the last time i smoked too

00:08:35 - 00:08:46 | Speaker 2:

really isn't it funny that's the last time that that i ever uh did anything was i had one of those moments where i couldn't feel the ground like with my feet it was so bad yeah that's the

00:08:46 - 00:08:53 | Speaker 3:

worst oh so first time long time and he's not talking about being high

00:08:53 - 00:09:00 | Speaker 5:

hey happy birthday kevin appreciate it uh brian what's going on it's mojo in the morning worst

00:09:00 - 00:09:37 | Speaker 3:

high experience that you had yeah so it wasn't me it was actually my wife uh big kind stoner kind of like kev said his friends i smoke before the gym before work when i wake up pretty much all around she wanted to eat a little gummy when we went to the gym uh when she grabbed the gummy though she didn't bite the little corner she took the whole thing so as i'm standing at the gym with her and i see her eyes they just start to gloss the red starts to come she starts to panic because she's got the anxiety attack so we had to leave the gym drive home and she is bawling her eyes out with her head between her legs because she cannot stop the spin oh oh gosh that's the worst

00:09:37 - 00:09:41 | Speaker 2:

when you get high, you start crying. It's so bad.

00:09:41 - 00:09:46 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, and the edibles, like you said, man, they come out of nowhere. I woke up the next day still high after having one.

00:09:47 - 00:09:55 | Speaker 2:

Wow. Elante, what's going on? It's Mojo in the Morning. Kev's going to Colorado this weekend to get high.

00:09:56 - 00:09:57 | Speaker 1:

And he should.

00:09:58 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 5:

Don't do it before you get on the plane.

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I got this.

00:10:00 - 00:10:02 | Speaker 1:

Why? What happened on the plane?

00:10:03 - 00:10:34 | Speaker 2:

Well, for one, I ate two edibles and smoked the whole joint before I got on the plane. And I took a spirit flight, and I literally thought I was having a spirit come out of me. I was tripping the whole flight. I think it was the edibles. They were like 20 grammars. They were too strong. And everything was good. Everything tasted good. I ordered like three of those kids' meals on the upstairs. And the old lady next to me kept telling me I smelled good. And I'm like, I know she smokes a little bit of weed.

00:10:36 - 00:10:51 | Speaker 1:

You know what my favorite is? My favorite is when you're flying high and you see a person that you know is high and they're looking and all the time you're looking at them going, are they going to cause a scene? Like I keep waiting for somebody to get up and all of a sudden like start, you know, screaming.

00:10:51 - 00:10:53 | Speaker 8:

Especially in a spirit flight. Yes.

00:10:54 - 00:10:57 | Speaker 1:

Moe, this is a great one. Moe, you were once so high, what happened?

00:10:57 - 00:11:20 | Speaker 5:

I watched Bad Boys 2 about 75% of the way through realizing I was watching it in Spanish. I was like, why can't I understand? I've seen the movie so many times. Why can't I understand it? I was like, oh my god, it's been in Spanish.

00:11:21 - 00:11:27 | Speaker 1:

You know how hot you have to be to do that? That's awesome. Sierra, what's up? It's Mojo in the Morning.

00:11:27 - 00:11:48 | Speaker 3:

hey y'all good morning so i take edibles that's my thing so before i take edibles i like to have my munchies and i went to walmart and my edible kicked in while i was at walmart and when i was leaving out to come home i was at the wrong freaking car and i was standing there for like 30 minutes trying to figure out why i can't get in my car until the person they walked up and

00:11:48 - 00:11:51 | Speaker 4:

they're like so what are you doing and i'm like this is my car

00:11:51 - 00:12:03 | Speaker 1:

the crazy lady at walmart becca you once got so high you took off your clothes what happened

00:12:03 - 00:12:42 | Speaker 7:

yeah i ate a homemade brownie and i didn't know how much to take and i like this was like when i just started dabbling in it and i ate like half the brownie and i was so high i just stripped naked, and I made myself six peanut butter and jelly sandwiches because I got the mungies. I took a bite of one, passed out on the couch, woke up, was laughing at myself, and then shushing myself because I was like, don't be too loud in your own apartment. It was a mess. And then I woke up the next morning, and I was still high as hell. I don't know how much weed was in that brownie, but it was rough.

00:12:43 - 00:12:49 | Speaker 1:

I love that you made six peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Allie, you once got so high. What did you do?

00:12:51 - 00:13:14 | Speaker 9:

So I ate an edible one time, and I'm used to smoking. I know it was like my normal dosage or whatever, but there must have been something wrong with these. Because I literally got so high, I, like, almost passed out. I thought I was going to pass out. I thought I was going to have to call 911. My husband wasn't home, so I called my mother-in-law. She came over, and I was just so high on my couch for hours. And then I ate a big bowl of cereal and sent her home.

00:13:14 - 00:13:17 | Speaker 1:

Oh, my God. What did your mother-in-law think about you being high?

00:13:18 - 00:13:24 | Speaker 9:

Oh, she thought it was hilarious. My whole family grows, and we're all smokers. Oh, okay, so it's normal. We have two edibles together.

00:13:24 - 00:13:24 | Speaker 1:

Yeah.

00:13:24 - 00:13:26 | Speaker 9:

Yeah, it was really funny.

00:13:26 - 00:13:32 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. I'm worried about Kevin going in the mountains and hiking and stuff, and then Sam's on the phone here. What did you do when you were high?

00:13:34 - 00:13:58 | Speaker 8:

Okay, so my husband's boyfriend at the time took me on vacation to Myrtle Beach, and I had never been parasailing. And so we went out to the parking garage, and we did our thing for about 20 minutes. And then we decided to go parasailing. And that was probably the worst mistake that I ever made in my entire life. Oh, my God. It was terrifying. So what I thought was Coke cans, like Coca-Cola cans floating in the ocean. Oh, no, those were jellyfish.

00:13:59 - 00:14:00 | Speaker 1:

Oh, no. Wow.

00:14:00 - 00:14:11 | Speaker 8:

Yeah, and then they proceeded to dip us down into the water. And I'm like, no, there's jellyfish. No, there's jellyfish. I was high as a mother. Oh, my gosh. It was so much fun, though.

00:14:11 - 00:14:15 | Speaker 1:

By the way, sex high is not good for me. I'm not good with, yeah.

00:14:16 - 00:14:20 | Speaker 8:

No, me neither. Some people say it heightens certain senses, though.

00:14:20 - 00:14:26 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. I don't know. Melissa, this is funny. Melissa, you once got so high. What did you do?

00:14:27 - 00:15:00 | Speaker 6:

Okay, so I took an edible. I was, like, 17, and I was so scared that my dad was going to find out. So we have a community pool in our town, and there's, like, a session from, like, noon to five. so I walked there because we lived really close and I literally, all I remember is I had to be floating on my back for the whole five hours until they kicked me out and said that they were closing so then I went home and I was still hiding from him and we actually had just got back from a mission trip in New Orleans and we got a bunch, we went fishing and got a bunch of fish and shrimp and my dad had been cooking it up for months and he was cooking it and it smelled so good, I was so

00:15:00 - 00:15:06 | Speaker 10:

hungry, but I was so scared for him to know, so I was just hiding in my room, and I was high the whole day. Like Cass said, like, you can't

00:15:06 - 00:15:12 | Speaker 8:

control it. The people that are at the community pool watching you just laying on your back for five hours.

00:15:12 - 00:15:24 | Speaker 10:

I know they were. I know they were, but I don't remember. I know I remember being on my back, but I remember a worker saying, hey, it's closed. Everybody's getting out. You gotta go. And I just know I was floating on my back. How wrinkly

00:15:24 - 00:15:26 | Speaker 8:

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I was just so worried. I wasn't worried about my dad catching me so like i said i hid in my room and i was just sitting there like crying like god like kevin said god i'll never do this again i promise this is the way oh man all right well good luck

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