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Would You Bark for Free Starbucks?
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Would You Bark for Free Starbucks?

from Mojo In The Morning

January 5, 2023 | 00:06:30 | Leisure

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00:00:00 - 00:00:27 | Speaker 4:

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00:01:00 - 00:01:05 | Speaker 3:

Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised, not just words, but a song.

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00:01:17 - 00:01:46 | Speaker 1:

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00:01:47 - 00:02:21 | Speaker 5:

All right, Mojo on the Morning Show. I was trying to call EJ. EJ is our night guy. And I was trying to call him because I was on the phone with EJ yesterday. And something very strange happened. He walked into a Starbucks to go get himself something to drink. And I could hear the conversation between him and the barista at the Starbucks. The Starbucks barista, after EJ ordered, said, Bark like a dog and I'll give it to you for free.

00:02:23 - 00:02:23 | Speaker 6:

Really?

00:02:24 - 00:02:42 | Speaker 5:

Yes. And EJ was like, I'm not barking. You know how EJ talks? Yeah. He's got his, like, really high-pitched voice. I don't bark like a dog. Wait, really? Yeah. And she goes, bark like a dog, and I'll give it to you for free. And he goes, that's degrading. I'm not barking like a dog.

00:02:42 - 00:02:44 | Speaker 6:

Oh, I'd be barking all day.

00:02:44 - 00:02:55 | Speaker 5:

The woman was serious. She said that if he did that, he would get his, what, $5.99 or something like that? Yeah, exactly. Almost $6.

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You're getting a $6 drink for free?

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Yeah.

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What do you want me to be, a poodle, a Great Dane, a Bernese Mountain Dog? I don't care. If you give it to me for free, I'll do it.

00:03:05 - 00:03:38 | Speaker 5:

He gets on the phone. He goes, did you hear what she just said? And I said, yeah. I said, do you know her? And he goes, no. And he goes, I'm not going to do that. And I go, EJ. He actually says to her, he goes, don't you think I can afford to pay for that? I can afford to pay for that. I'm like, honestly, I don't care if you can afford to pay for it or not afford to pay for it. Start parking. What would you guys do? Would you be offended by that if the person that worked at whatever it was, Starbucks in this case, asked you to bark like a dog and they would give it to you for free?

00:03:38 - 00:03:45 | Speaker 6:

No, I wouldn't be offended. I'd be curious as to why, but I would do it. You know I would do it.

00:03:45 - 00:03:50 | Speaker 5:

She was just trying to have fun. I would negotiate for something more, for a cake pop.

00:03:50 - 00:03:51 | Speaker 4:

And a cake pop.

00:03:51 - 00:03:51 | Speaker 5:

And a cake pop.

00:03:51 - 00:03:55 | Speaker 4:

The pink ones. Since we're playing games here. Right.

00:03:55 - 00:04:18 | Speaker 5:

Try to see exactly what they're willing to offer. Hold on. I don't know if... Let me see if I can... My phone... Somebody messed up. Oh, there it goes. Okay. Somebody messed up my cord. Now it's not working. Oh, there it is. I'm calling EJ to see if I... Night guys sleep in until like 1 o'clock in the...

00:04:18 - 00:04:18 | Speaker 6:

Did you get a new phone?

00:04:19 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 5:

I did. You like it? It's fancy. You see the camera? I like the cane. I ordered this sucker back in August because my phone, I had the 12 or 11 or something like that, whatever it was, and I got the new one, a 14-something. Hold on, let me see if he'll pick up on FaceTime. Sometimes people can, it's funny, when I try to call my son to wake him up in the morning because I'm too lazy to walk upstairs to get him up, I call him, FaceTime him. Call him, FaceTime him. Call him, FaceTime him. And he'll pick up the FaceTime because I think it rings differently on his phone.

00:05:00 - 00:05:08 | Speaker 7:

i just i won't answer when my kids call from upstairs i make them come downstairs

00:05:08 - 00:05:13 | Speaker 3:

okay wait so would you guys bark yes or no i would okay because i think because i would

00:05:13 - 00:05:17 | Speaker 6:

actually take it as a as a joke i wouldn't i wouldn't i don't i wouldn't be offended by that

00:05:17 - 00:05:32 | Speaker 7:

yeah i would make sure there's no cameras around first i'll do it for you and you alone if you're giving me a free drink but if this is some kind of tiktok challenge i'm not going to be forever barking on tiktok so just for the price of a coffee that's the only way i'm doing it if it's

00:05:32 - 00:05:42 | Speaker 8:

gonna go viral or it's gonna be some sort of entertainment and you are paying me for it or giving me free stuff for it absolutely that's what i'm doing guys are so cheap said i'll become the

00:05:42 - 00:05:57 | Speaker 6:

whole damn animal kingdom megan would you do it oh for sure yeah what would you do for uh for free stuff like if somebody's if you were out at uh the bar's low guys

00:05:57 - 00:06:04 | Speaker 3:

how many times i have to talk about selling my underwear a few pics like the bar is low

00:06:04 - 00:06:20 | Speaker 6:

i told me to howl for a beer now you're talking hold on i saw this on instagram and i don't know if it was clean or not so it might not be so get your dump button ready i thought this was pretty funny listen listen to this okay hold on this is on here i have a question uh i didn't bring the

00:06:20 - 00:06:24 | Speaker 9:

right debit card. Can you pay for mine?

00:06:24 - 00:06:28 | Speaker 2:

Oh, I'm sorry. I can't.

00:06:28 - 00:06:36 | Speaker 9:

You can't? Can you help me out? It's the concrete. You got me? Okay, I got to tell you something.

00:06:36 - 00:06:57 | Speaker 10:

You're on TV right now. Sir, congratulations. Hey, I'm with what would you do? My name is Alex Stein. You just won $10,000, my friend. No, I'm dead serious. This is yours. Congratulations The camera's right there Thank you for being greedy I guess Did he offer

00:06:57 - 00:07:02 | Speaker 3:

He did ask me I'm just trying to talk to my co-worker right now

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He's so fair

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I don't really care I would really prefer if I'm not in this Please I'm sorry

00:07:12 - 00:07:14 | Speaker 6:

Could you imagine

00:07:14 - 00:07:29 | Speaker 3:

If a dude aggressively came up to me like that i would probably say no too but but he was aggressive yeah i don't think you're filming me filming you in public asking for money no she no she didn't know he was being

00:07:29 - 00:07:43 | Speaker 6:

that she was being filmed he walks up and just goes hey i didn't bring my wallet can you just pay for this she has no idea there's a hidden camera the other person says yeah i'll pay for you for the thing that's when the cameras all came out and said you did it this is why you

00:07:43 - 00:07:47 | Speaker 3:

wear headphones all day and you just pretend like you can't hear people could you imagine

00:07:47 - 00:08:17 | Speaker 6:

that would actually be a great streets scam and just go do it and we'll just buy a bunch of ice creams for people and then the person that's right behind always gets like a big dollar amount we bring out the big check spike we got to do this steal that idea that is a great idea we'll have we'll have like my poppers yeah we'll have like mike or reese or something like that'd be the ten thousand dollar winner and you gotta like fall to your knees just go absolutely crazy um all right it's mojo in the morning show

00:08:17 - 00:08:45 | Speaker 5:

they've taken over cities before but this july they're bringing the x games league championship home to new orleans july 24th through 26th at the superdome over 100 elite athletes competing for the first ever league title plus metro booming jid subtronics and bunt performing live new orleans doesn't just host the moment. New Orleans is the moment. Get your tickets now at xgames.com.

00:08:47 - 00:08:48 | Speaker 4:

Hey, Portlandia fans.

00:08:48 - 00:08:50 | Speaker 1:

Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.

00:08:50 - 00:08:53 | Speaker 4:

The dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form.

00:08:53 - 00:09:05 | Speaker 1:

We're launching Podlandia AO Rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of Portlandia together, breaking down sketches, going deep on our iconic characters, and pulling back the curtain on how it all got made.

00:09:05 - 00:09:17 | Speaker 2:

And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Kreisel, the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.

00:09:17 - 00:09:22 | Speaker 1:

Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised not just words, but a song about it.

00:09:22 - 00:09:24 | Speaker 2:

Well, I thought you were all going to write a song.

00:09:24 - 00:09:33 | Speaker 1:

I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia, AAO Rewatch, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:09:34 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 11:

What's up, fam? It's sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up, y'all? It's your girl, Sam Jay. And we're the hosts of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together. We're breaking down the biggest headlines, the viral moments, and the stories everyone's talking about across women's sports. From game-changing performances to culture-shifting conversations, we'll give you our takes, our debates, and a few laughs along the way. Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to Everyone Watches Women's Sports.

00:10:00 - 00:10:03 | Speaker 1:

on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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