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Would You Throw Away The Pants?
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Would You Throw Away The Pants?

from Mojo In The Morning

February 21, 2023 | 00:08:38 | Leisure

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00:01:22 - 00:01:50 | Speaker 5:

Mojo in the morning show. Told you. We're not done with the duty talk. This one, though, is more less duty and more would you do or not do something. So a big thing that has been seen all over TikTok is the TikTok of, in Megan and KP, this is your guys' topic because both you guys have been, like, obsessed with this thing and then also arguing with each other over what you would do.

00:01:50 - 00:01:51 | Speaker 6:

Because KP is wrong.

00:01:51 - 00:02:02 | Speaker 5:

All right, so there's a TikTok of a girl that said that she was wearing a pair of, were they Lululemons?

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They were. They were Lululemon yoga pants.

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And she was at Disney.

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Correct.

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When she got doody on it, right?

00:02:11 - 00:02:28 | Speaker 6:

Well, she sat in a bench that had some human doodoo on it, and she sat into it. And she decided to throw away her pants and then buy some new ones at a gift shop. And KP has the audacity to say that she would keep those pants.

00:02:28 - 00:02:32 | Speaker 7:

Oh, yeah. I would keep those duty-covered pants. You know how much Lululemon leggings are?

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You could not pay me to sit in pants.

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No matter how many times you'd wash them. I'm not going to wear them. Oh, my gosh. Nope.

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There's no getting the doo-doo out of that.

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Never. You got a washing machine? Nope.

00:02:44 - 00:02:50 | Speaker 1:

But in your brain, you know there was duty on the pants. Correct. So psychologically, I could never hold on to those.

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What?

00:02:51 - 00:02:55 | Speaker 1:

Really? I don't know. It depends on how much was it. All right, so.

00:02:55 - 00:03:00 | Speaker 7:

Have you ever bought clothes at Plato's Closet before? Nope. Salvation Army. Nope. What? Of course I have.

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I'm not going to give you any credit. Of course.

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But what you don't know won't hurt you. You don't know what happened in those pants you bought.

00:03:10 - 00:03:29 | Speaker 7:

Oh, I'm crying for crying out loud. you guys are gonna waste a pair of lululemon leggings start at 90 like i would you're not gonna throw away a perfectly good pair of pants when you own a washing machine what are you using oh what are those little wash boards to wash your clothes like really that expensive yeah i don't

00:03:29 - 00:03:33 | Speaker 6:

own anything lululemon they're really that expensive oh my gosh yeah and they last you

00:03:33 - 00:03:39 | Speaker 7:

like four or five years they're wonderful i'm not in the right tax bracket okay all right Real quick

00:03:39 - 00:03:50 | Speaker 5:

And then we'll get to this debate in a second I've got some questions to ask And I don't think you guys can answer it Because it was just a TikTok that she didn't explore Unless you guys follow this girl on TikTok We do, I love her

00:03:50 - 00:03:53 | Speaker 7:

I don't follow her Can you tell me

00:03:53 - 00:03:58 | Speaker 5:

How did the poop get on the bench That she sat on

00:03:58 - 00:03:59 | Speaker 7:

It was probably a child

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So somebody was cleaning Because I don't think you can change a baby's diaper on a bench I think they ask you to go to the bathroom for that

00:04:07 - 00:04:08 | Speaker 6:

I would assume so.

00:04:09 - 00:04:12 | Speaker 5:

I think that they'll come over to you and say, excuse me, can you go into the bathroom and not?

00:04:12 - 00:04:38 | Speaker 4:

I'm sorry, but you can't have your baby's ass out. I didn't know we had celebrity accompaniment today. That's amazing. Could you please put your baby's wiener back in its pants? What about you, Goofy? Goofy, would you re-wear a pair of duty pants? Well, did you notice that Donald Duck never wears pants? because he's always crapping himself.

00:04:43 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 5:

Oh, Lord. All right, 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. What would you do if you sat in to a little bit of duty? Would you throw those pants away or would you get them washed? I would do it.

00:05:00 - 00:05:08 | Speaker 2:

But she did it, definitely, and go and buy myself a new pair of pants. Although, I, like Megan, have the same issue. I don't buy Lululemon pants.

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No.

00:05:09 - 00:05:28 | Speaker 2:

I don't. The reason for me is I don't fit into them. They don't have my size. That's it, too. But you know who else doesn't have my size? The gift shop at Disney doesn't have my size. So I would be in my, all right, we're going back to the hotel moment. Exactly. I ain't getting into these pants.

00:05:28 - 00:05:34 | Speaker 5:

But then think about it. She has to fly home with the poop pants, too, so that's contaminating all of your other clothes.

00:05:34 - 00:05:36 | Speaker 2:

But can't you, like, put them in a plastic bag?

00:05:36 - 00:05:42 | Speaker 5:

But even a plastic bag does not, like, seal in the poop.

00:05:43 - 00:05:49 | Speaker 2:

Renna, your thoughts on this one? Megan says no. KP says yes. What would you do?

00:05:51 - 00:06:02 | Speaker 8:

Yes, because I know my sisters, for a fact, have bought older Lululemons from Marketplace, and then they return them to Lululemon and they get credit and you can buy new stuff.

00:06:03 - 00:06:06 | Speaker 5:

No, no, no, no, no, no. You can't return the poop pants.

00:06:06 - 00:06:16 | Speaker 8:

That's wrong. That's ethically wrong. But you wash them and then you return them. Okay, how do you know the ones you buy off Marketplace, what the heck was on them?

00:06:17 - 00:06:20 | Speaker 10:

Poop pants, poop pants, poop pants.

00:06:20 - 00:06:24 | Speaker 8:

So they buy them cheaper and then they return them to Lululemon and they get credit for it.

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Yeah.

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Oh, no.

00:06:25 - 00:06:28 | Speaker 2:

All good points that are backing Megan into a corner.

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I hate it.

00:06:29 - 00:06:31 | Speaker 2:

Erica, who do you agree with?

00:06:32 - 00:06:45 | Speaker 10:

I definitely agree with KP. What? Well, honestly, if you think, so I have three kids. It wouldn't be the first time I had human poop on me. There's no way I would throw away $99 leggings. Oh, God.

00:06:45 - 00:06:49 | Speaker 5:

You're just reinforcing to not have kids, though, not to keep pants.

00:06:50 - 00:06:51 | Speaker 10:

Well, nobody said they were great.

00:06:51 - 00:06:59 | Speaker 2:

um mia hi mojo in the morning show a little impromptu survey here

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hi mia mia turn your radio down listen to the phone poor mia i always kind of like listening

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to ourselves sometimes just to see what we sound like oh she got disconnected hi jake let's get a

00:07:15 - 00:07:23 | Speaker 7:

guy's perspective on this one jake what do you think uh i would definitely hang out and use like a half a bottle of the Lysol disinfectant detergent.

00:07:24 - 00:07:29 | Speaker 2:

Yes. Rational to do. Megan's just rich and she can throw her clothes away. I would do,

00:07:29 - 00:07:39 | Speaker 7:

like seriously, I would wash them like four times with a half a bottle of the Lysol disinfectant and the Tide Pods, like four or five of the Tide Pods.

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00:07:47 - 00:07:49 | Speaker 5:

I don't think we're getting fair results.

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Nope, I got one for you

00:07:50 - 00:07:53 | Speaker 5:

KP is screening the call She's only picking the people that are defending her

00:07:53 - 00:07:57 | Speaker 2:

No, Natalie agrees with Megan Is that right, Natalie?

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I do Megan, I'm with you Thank you The poop pants gotta go I'm not carrying them around all day

00:08:06 - 00:08:06 | Speaker 8:

Thank you

00:08:06 - 00:08:17 | Speaker 9:

I'm not putting them in my washing machine To have a poopy washing machine It reminds me of those Like rewashable diapers

00:08:17 - 00:08:21 | Speaker 2:

Oh yeah Yeah, when people would use cloth diapers instead of pampers.

00:08:22 - 00:08:25 | Speaker 9:

Yeah. I can't imagine putting that in my washing machine.

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It's green.

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They did it for decades.

00:08:30 - 00:08:32 | Speaker 2:

Dave, what did you say?

00:08:33 - 00:08:50 | Speaker 6:

Okay. Me and my wife were away, and she left me for a little bit and came back at a really long time. And I'm like, are you okay? Where have you been? And she's like, I just took a $40 poop. And I'm like, what? she had an accident and threw her underwear away

00:08:50 - 00:09:07 | Speaker 2:

oh yeah I've done that I actually have thrown away underwear you're with Megan yeah no I know and that's bad for me too because when I find a pair of underwear that fits right I want to keep those

00:09:07 - 00:09:13 | Speaker 4:

what about if like somebody puked on your shoes while you're in line at Disney Mojo what are you doing with your Nikes

00:09:13 - 00:09:29 | Speaker 2:

let me tell you this I've had to throw a couple of I had to throw a pair of white Adidas away because I actually dropped spaghetti sauce on them and couldn't get them off. So it would remind me that it's near impossible to get that stain out, even with one of those Tide Pod sticks.

00:09:29 - 00:09:34 | Speaker 1:

In shoes, there's so many stitchings in different areas that it could get into that will never come out.

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