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Would You Throw Away the Pants?
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Would You Throw Away the Pants?

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January 23, 2023 | 00:08:43 | Leisure

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Mojo in the Morning Show, Home of the Phone Scams, The War of the Roses, Dirty on the 30. We've got them all coming up for you today. I told you, we're not done with the duty talk. This one, though, is less duty and more would you do or not do something. So a big thing that has been seen all over TikTok is the TikTok of, in Megan and KP, this is your guys' topic because both you guys have been obsessed with this thing and then also arguing with each other over what you would do.

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Because KP is wrong.

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All right, so there's a TikTok of a girl that said that she was wearing a pair of, were they Lululemons?

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They were. They were Lululemon yoga pants.

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And she was at Disney.

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Correct.

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When she got doody on it, right?

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Well, she sat in a bench that had some human doodoo on it, and she sat into it, and she decided to throw away her pants and then buy some new ones at a gift shop. And KP has the audacity to say that she would keep those pants.

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Oh, yeah. I would keep those doody-covered pants. You know how much Lululemon leggings are?

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You could not pay me to sit in pants.

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No matter how many times you've washed them.

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You're not going to wear them? Oh, my gosh. Nope, there's no getting the doo-doo out of that. Never. You got a washing machine? Nope.

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But in your brain, you know there was doody on the pants. Correct. So, psychologically, I could never hold on to those. Really?

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What?

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I don't know. It depends on how much was it. All right, so.

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Have you ever bought clothes at Plato's Closet before? Nope. Salvation Army. Nope. What? Of course I have. I'm not going to give you a credit.

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But what you don't know won't hurt you. You don't know what happened in those pants you bought.

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Oh, I'm crying for crying out loud.

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True.

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You guys are going to waste a pair of Lululemon leggings. start at $90. You're not going to throw away a perfectly good pair of pants when you own a washing machine. What are you using? What are those little washboards to wash your clothes? Are they really that expensive? I don't own anything Lululemon. They're really

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that expensive. Oh my gosh, yeah. And they last you

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like four or five years. They're wonderful.

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I'm not in the right tax bracket.

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Neither am I.

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Real quick, and then we'll get to this debate in a second. I've got some questions to ask. And I don't know I don't think you guys Can answer it Because it was just A TikTok that she Didn't explore Unless you guys Follow this girl On TikTok

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I don't follow her Can you

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Tell me How did the poop Get on the bench That she sat on

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It was probably a child It's just

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Somebody was cleaning Because you can't Because I don't think You can change A baby's diaper On a bench I think they ask you To go to the bathroom For that

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I would assume so

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I think that they They'll like come over To you and say Excuse me Can you go into The bathroom

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Oh, I'm sorry, but you can't have your baby's ass out. I didn't know he had celebrity accompaniment today. That's amazing. Could you please put your baby's wiener back in its pants? What about you, Goofy? Goofy, would you re-wear a pair of duty pants? Well, did you notice that Donald Duck never wears pants? Because he's always crapping himself.

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All right, 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548, what would you do if you sat in to a little bit of duty? Would you throw those pants away or would you get them washed?

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I would do what she did, definitely, and go and buy myself a new pair of pants. Although, I, like Megan, have the same issue. I don't buy Lululemon pants.

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No.

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A reason for me is I don't fit into them. They don't have my size. That's it, too. But you know who else doesn't have my size? The gift shop at Disney doesn't have my size. So, I would be in my, all right, we're going back to the hotel moment. Exactly. I ain't getting into these pants.

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But then think about it. She has to fly home with the poop pants, too. So that's contaminating all of your other clothes.

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But can't you, like, put them in a plastic bag?

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But even a plastic bag does not, like, seal in the poop.

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Renna, your thoughts on this one? Megan says no. KP says yes. What would you do?

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uh yes because i know my sisters for a fact have had bought older lululemons from marketplace and then they return them to lululemon and they get credit and you can buy new stuff no no no no no you can't return the poop pants that's wrong that's ethically wrong but you wash them and then you return them okay how do you know my the ones you buy off uh marketplace what the heck was on them but my sister don't want to wear something else so they buy them cheaper and then they return them to lululemon and they get credit for it yeah oh no all good points that are backing

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megan into a corner i hate it erica who do you agree with i definitely agree with kp what well honestly if you think so i have three kids it wouldn't be the first time i had human poop on me. There's no way I would throw away $99 leggings.

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You're just reinforcing to not have kids, though, not to keep pants.

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Well, nobody said they were great.

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Mia, hi. Mojo in the Morning Show. A little impromptu survey here. Hi, Mia.

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Mia, turn your radio down. Listen to the phone. Poor Mia.

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Poor Mia I always kind of like listening to ourselves sometimes Just to see what we sound like Hi Jake Let's get a guy's perspective on this one Jake what do you think

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I would definitely hang out to him And use like a half a bottle of the Lysol disinfectant detergent

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Yes Rational to do Megan's just rich and she can throw her clothes away

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I would do Like seriously I would wash them like four times With a half a bottle of the Lysol disinfectant and the Tide Pods, like four or five of the Tide Pods. Yes.

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Or head over to Disney's Typhoon Lagoon Water Park and you ride the Crush and Gusher and, you know, Rizzo suckers out in the surf pool.

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I don't think we're getting fair results.

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Nope, I got one for you.

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KP is screening the call. She's only picking the people that are defending her.

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On note, Natalie agrees with Megan. Is that right, Natalie?

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I do. Megan, I'm with you. Thank you. The poop pan's got to go. I'm not carrying them around all day I'm not putting them in my washing machine To have a poopy washing machine It reminds me of those Like re-washable diapers

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Oh yeah, when people would use cloth diapers Instead of pampers

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Yeah, I can't imagine putting that in my washing machine

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They did it for decades

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Dave, what did you say?

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okay me and my wife were away and she left me for a little bit and came back at a really long time and i'm like are you okay where have you been she's like i just took a 40 dollar poop and i'm like what she had an accident and threw her underwear away oh yeah yeah i've done that i

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actually have thrown away underwear you're with megan yeah no i know but i but i but i don't know And that's bad for me, too, because when I find a pair of underwear that fits right, I want to keep those.

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What about if, like, somebody puked on your shoes while you're in line at Disney, Mojo? Oh, God. What are you doing with your Nikes?

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Let me tell you this. I've had to throw a pair of white Adidas away because I actually dropped spaghetti sauce on them and couldn't get them off. So it would remind me that it's near impossible to get that stain out, even with one of those Tide Pod sticks.

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Well, in shoes, there's so many stitchings in different areas that it could get into that will never come out.

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Every crack and crevice it does. Yeah. Text her here that says, can you guys please stop the number two talk this morning?

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Yes. I hate to say this, but the phone scam I'm about to do is have some bathroom talk, too.

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Oh, my God.

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